Robots, I want to share something with you to make you less lonely.
A lot of you probably already know about it, but some of you might not.
I found out about it a couple of years ago on here, and it changed my life! I mean, I'm still a foreveralone loser, and it possibly makes the problem worse, but it still is great.
These are basically a whole genre of videos on youtube of girls whispering, speaking softly, sometimes just fidgeting with stuff like plastic gloves or tapping on something.
Here is an example from a girl I like named jellybean:
What is the bad rap I just gave to it?
I'm lonely, and like sitting with my headphones on while pretty girls whisper to me.
OH NO WHAT A HORRIBLE THING I'VE DONE.
Fuck off normie.
Also, ASMR thread.
This lady is great, even if you can't tell what she's saying, it's so relaxing:
This girl made a video where she tried to convince everyone she had life debilitating anxiety and depression all from 2 "panic" attacks she claims to have had. She's normie scum. But she's also super into k-pop and korean shit, so I can see why you dig her
Uhh. No I'm not. It's no coincidence most of the popular asmrtists are attractive women. What are you going to be more relaxed by? Some fat old woman or a beautiful younger lady?
Gee I wonder. It's not sexual at all, though.
ASMR is about the sound you fucking dip, it doesn't matter who is performing it. If you're watching the actual video, you're doing it wrong.
this desu senpai, are you really so lonely that you feel fulfilled by watching a girl pretending to be talking to you? Look at the view counts for these videos, you're just one of hundreds of thousands, there is no personal element to this at all you delusional motherfucker.
And don't even get me started on the weird throat-clicking or whispering nonsense words or tapping on random objects, what the fuck is that even supposed to be? Is this some fetish I haven't heard of before?
>says it has to be from a beautiful young lady
>not sexual at all
You're a retard. True ASMR is all sound, no visual. These stupid ASMR YouTube whores are just cam girls who keep their clothes on, and are somehow even more stuck up.
Watch the ending of this video and tell me it's just about the sound.
A lot of them put a lot of work into the visuals for the roleplay element. Like this for instance:
Seriously. Imagine that ASMR without the visuals. It wouldn't work. if you prefer audio asmr, that's cool, though.
I watch these videos every single time a thread about them pops up just to see if I can get anything out of them. I never do. But at the same time I can't just write it off as a shitty troll because every video has thousands of views and there's an entire culture devoted to it.
Seriously what the fuck, am I just genetically indisposed to getting.. whatever I'm supposed to get out of it? To me they just seem like annoying videos of people speaking too softly, I have to crank up the volume or strain to hear what they're saying, and half the time what they say makes no sense or they're talking about nothing at all.
Yea, I know it's primarily about the sound, but that's not all ASMR is. Not for me, anyway. It's also about the proximity of another person and their personal attention -- something that is enhanced by the visuals.
>some roastie acne ridden slut blows air and smacks her nasty ass lips for 21 minutes
jesus fucking christ how much of a cuck do you have to be to like this shit?
Honest question robots. Dont you feel even more lonely watching/listening that stuff? I mean the moment when i see/hear attractive people is the moment i realize how lonely im...
I agree pham.
Imagine these women's egos
they must think they actually have talent and that having 1000's of thirsty betas watching and commenting on her vids makes her A+ woman material.
Doesn't do much for me anymore but a few years ago ASMR vids helped me get off all the different sleeping pills I was taking. Haven't used a single pill for sleep in like 16 months
It's a hard to explain phenomenon without experiencing it.
A lot of people, when they hear certain sounds, get a sort of tingling electrical feeling in their scalp that travels down their spine and through their body. It's a very nice feeling. Sometimes if it's strong enough you can get goosebumps.
Of course, if you don't get triggered by the stimuli, it's literally just someone blowing into a mic or tapping objects and offers nothing to you.
There's also a bunch of people who are just creepy and like having a random girl talk to them like a friend through a YouTube video.
You're supposed to re-orient your thinking to realize that this is just as good as actually being that girl's boyfriend. Imagine if you were a lonely robot in the 1970s. You wouldn't have this. Now you have endless hours of HD videos of pretty girls whispering into your ear and kissing at you, except you don't have the burdens that come along with real companionship.
She said the anxiety came after she was diagnosed with type 1 diabetes. That's a pretty serious thing to be diagnosed with at 20-something.
The people who actually actively discuss ASMR and its 'point', 'what is and isn't ASMR', should be gassed.
best vid here, 7 minutes in...
>tfw your favorite asmr girl hasn't made a video in 8 months
Sometimes the people with very few subscribers have the comfiest vids
anyone who watches and enjoys it should be gassed.
>asmr isn't porn they said
>we do it for the tingles they said
Nigga I love asmr but don't tell me you watched more than 5 videos and never jerked to it. This autism-porn craze is a gold mine of fap ammo.
Some people seem to like ASMR for ASMR, and some guys who don't get ASMR seem to like them for erotic reasons.
I don't masturbate to ASMR. At all. That's just weird to me. Why would anyone do that when they could just open a tab and go to a porn site?
How do you know? I don't even care how old she is, her ass is absolute fire.
ASMR is one thing. Cute girls whispering into a microphone for horn teens is another thing entirely.
Unfortunately they get lumped together.
Why can't I mix tingles and tits? Who signed you up with the boner police squad, telling me what I can't wank to? I'm going to rub one out to that blonde space bitch just for you.
Going into a text to speech program and typing "I love you anon"
not that guy, but it makes bringing up ASMR to other people a fucked up crapshoot. unless they're actively into it, lots of people's (skewed) understanding of it is that it's girlfriend roleplays/fap fodder at the root.
it's like older folks who think anime is s catch all term for naked cartoons
Watch this video. Put in headphones, and watch it, and then tell me this is some weird sexual fetish.
Obviously it's not. It's more like the sort of relaxation people get from guided meditation. You can get ASMR kind of tingles from animals, too. Like, if a cat or a dog is sitting right next to you grooming itself, that can be relaxing in an ASMR kind of way.
god dammit, see >>26121229
it even happens on 4chains for christ sake
there's plenty of videos that aren't the equivalent of gamer gurls getting $2,000 from abdul mohammed because they're playing with their tits hanging out
i fucked up that train of thought, whoops. basically the "fetish" asmr you see is the same type of shit as chicks that stream video games.
they often have low cut shirts to show their cleavage, they make themselves (not the sounds, or in this analogy, the game) the main focus, and they often receive hundreds, if not thousands, in donations from betas
I would still argue this is a gay way of relaxation.
The video you posted has a calming effect on me, but I still struggle to keep going because the slow whispering is really annoying at the same time.
Why does it need to be a female voice though? Add to that the visual presentation of the girl in the video. It should be obvious why I suspect this to be a fetish.
>everytime i use my in ear headphones when going to sleep they break
>no more asmr in bed anymore
>It should be obvious why I suspect this to be a fetish.
that's the thing, he is posting essentially the fetish tier ASMR, see >>26121537
there's plenty of good stuff that doesn't have a cute face or pair of tits acting as the center piece in each video.
sometimes, i feel content with my life, and sometimes, i want to end it all.
Milo Yiannopoulos ASMR. I want the release of death.
Damn anon. I literally had to stop the video as soon as they started cleaning your ear. I have my volume at 10% and it still sounds like they are brushing off things against the inside of my head.
It really is uncomfortable.(Is that the tingles you talk about?)
The paper part in the first link was really comfy, but I assume its because the sound in asmr are generally smooth.
I really appreciate your effort to show me how this works, but I seem to be doing it wrong.
You shouldn't be watching those sissy asmr videos of tapping and brushing. That's like someone who has never seen porn before looking at pictures of topless women. You need to go for the hardcore stuff immediately, right into the asmr equivalent of gang bang bukkake
Beta men aren't the biggest demographic. It's important to note that pornography isn't as free in some countries, this means you get a lot of kids who gave up looking for porn and have settled for cam girls with an excuse that they can tell their mums if they get caught. That's mostly what you see in cam girls chat.