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Typical Family Gatherings
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ITT: Typing family gatherings

>Hey Anon! Why don't you get your uncle another beer?
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>"When are you going to introduce us to your girlfriend?"
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>"This might be my last Christmas with you kids." - Grandma
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>little cousin says you look like a future plumber

Plumbers make good money you spoiled rich little shit
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>>26118865

>oh anon just relax
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>I see you finally decided to join us! See we don't bite!
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>"Suck my dick" - Grandpa
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>Meet any cute guys yet anon? Ha ha
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>>26118865
>Where are you working?
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>"How's college?"
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>"Anon, we're trying to Skype with your cousin. Can you help us?"
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>>26119996
wew lad I havent heard that one yet

fucking hell thats harsh
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My family doesn't gather because it's dysfunctional
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>>26120125
Same, and if yours does, then guess what?

You need to get >>>/out/
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>>26118865
>tfw your family doesn't try to talk to you and leaves you alone

They finally understand.
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>Everyone talking at each other just for the sake of saying something
>Under-current feeling of everyone just waiting to die and get it all over with
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My family members mostly like me, which is nice. The last time I had a family gathering my aunt and uncle started a discussion about my (absent) cousins' girlfriends and sex lives. When the conversation turned to me it was about ways I could kill myself if I ever went blind. I'm not even joking.
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>>26118865
>"thank you, dad. I love you"
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>>26119848
My grandma is always saying shit like this its been three years grandma stop lying to us
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>>26118865
>So what are your plans for the future?
>say whatever
>think suicide
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>family is all talking about one of my cousins having another kid
>debating who is gonna have the next one
>mfw they always say it's gonna be me
>don't have a gf
>haven't had one for a while
>they just think I'm gonna knock up a one night stand

Thanks guys
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>mfw have a decent job that pays a bit more then minimum wage AND go to college for computer science
>no gf ever but they never asked me about that anyway

Feelsgoodman,
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>Hey Anon, why don't you give your uncle another one of those sloppy blowjobs with those slut lips of yours? Did you wear the panties I sent you for Christmas? Hah, you can show them to me later in the bathroom.
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>>26118865
>"Hey anon, if you don't get a GF soon people are gonna start thinking you're one of those crazy beta uprising school shooters"

Fuck my family
This happened at christmas dinner.
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Easy comebacks for all of these that make you seem alpha
>>26118865
Get it yourself.
>>26119924
I stay in my room for a reason
>>26120109
I'm not your tech support.
>>26119501
There is actually no safe answer to this. They will mock your regardless.
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>>26120502
Or maybe they know you're a lonely neckbeard and you're too autistic to realize they're making fun of you.
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>>26118865
I'm just about done familia...
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>>26119501

Fucking this tbqfh

>Have family gatherings every year with aunts/uncles and grandparents and cousins

>First my 25 yo older sister gets a BF and he comes, and now he's part of the family basically. Call him Dean.

>18 yo younger sister gets BF, he's starting to become like family after 2 years. Call him Bob

>Ever since little sister's BF started coming to gatherings we've all had a group picture in the end.

>Every fucking time: "Hehe, now that your sisters have reeled Dean and Bob into the family, next year it'll be your turn anon!"

>Laughter

>Tfw they aren't trying to make fun of me and only think it's funny because they think I'm just too callous towards people in general to have a girlfriend.

>Tfw they have no clue that I actually want a family

>Tfw they haven't seen my social failures with women

>Tfw I've been rejected brutally twice and was a beta orbiter once for like 8 months before realizing that I was being a huge fag and that no girl would ever sleep with me.

>Tfw you just wear a blank look on your face as they're laughing, knowing that they mean no harm, but it still fucking hurts.

>It fucking hurts and nobody knows because you're trying to keep the facade of never having had a gf because you just weren't interested at all.

>In reality, you tried and failed.

I don't even mind family gatherings otherwise but this has to happen every fucking time.
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>tfw no family
>no brothers, no sisters
>no uncles or aunts that live close to me
>no cousins either
>father died when I was 13
>mother died when I was 22
;_;
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>>26123483
>Tfw they aren't trying to make fun of me
They are
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>>26123577
That's not how family works, at worst it's meaningless banter.
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My family doesn't ask me about girlfriends or anything, they just talk about banal shit and occasionally ask me to weigh in on it. The times I say more than a few words are when the men go off and that's just because they give me beer. People talking in general though just irritates me.
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>>26120357
>years
My great-grandmother started doing this shit the moment she was a grandmother
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