Alcohol thread robots.
It's friday night and I am about to get shitfaced all alone. what is everyone else doing?
At the house playing king's cup with my wife and two of my friends from work that are divorcing their spouses to get married to each other. Shit is weird man.
Anyway I'm drinking pbr because I'm broke until Monday and they have some berry vodka/hawaiian punch mixture.
haha fucking tetris. that is one of the good memories i have with my pops. that was the one vidya he could figure out and for 15-30 mins every night he would duel me and my brother in tetris. good times. but yeah i am good. pretty drunk, no vidya to play just shit posting. i havent found a game that i like in a long time
i dont know man. i mean im a robot and my life is so lonely. i work a shitty job so i can buy alcohol and shit but what else do ihave??? ive tried going to some bars alone but its just as lonely and non-eventful as it sounds. as pathetic as it seems you guys are honestly my best friends, i dont know what i would do without 4chan.
im drinking some amazing beer right now, its so good, its like god or whoever created this universe sent me a gift
Well I'm talking about The Witness' puzzles where you gotta shape tetris shapes into the puzzles to correctly solve them. If you haven't played the game you won't quite know what I mean, but yes I also have a family tie with the original Tetris, my mom loves it and it's the only game we've connected on.
If you're into infuriating puzzles, torrent The Witness ($40 for the game, not worth it). It's a good way to spend a night.
I'm playing Ipad chess, raising the ELO by 100 every time I win and seeing how far I can go. I love playing thinking games when I'm drunk even though it makes me retarded eventually. I'm chugging Jim Beam and chasing with Mikes strawberry lemonade. Getting fucked up.
who else lives in the Yuengling corridor of the US
Yeah I don't really know how to play well but its a good app that teaches you as you go and you can work the difficulty up to grandmaster. Jim Beam and Jack Daniels do their job, they are tolerable and get you fucked. I fucking love chilling, getting wasted, and playing strategy games.
how did you get past the robot with that one?
yeah man i used to be a big drinker and gamer but i just dont have shit to play anymore. I used to play mk8 and halo and shit but idk i am bored of it. i love how your mind thinks differently when your drunk and you come up with completely different strats than you normally would.
Dude those are my shit. I am probably on the same path as you, I am just about bored of those two but I love Halo campaign when I am black out level. MK8 is fucked up when I'm drunk, I am so bad but it is entertaining lol. I like tower defense and chess right now, but as soon as I am reaching black out I am going to eat a burger and hit up some Halo 3.
When I get bored of Halo my life will be empty :(
I am going to slow down on the drinking soon but its been a fun ride. I want to bring it down to once every couple weeks or once a month.
check full /pol/, there is a stickied thread on the video and deletion. i couldn't be bothered reading it tho.
who are you voting for and why is it rand paul
Yeah I have all the 360 Halo games and MCC but I'll just play some H3 campaign on MCC pretty soon probably. 360 is too fucking complicated when I'm blacking out. I am 23 and drank all the time over the last year but I don't want to die (trigger warning r9k) so I'm cutting down. Its been a week since I last drank and I'm going to keep laying off more and more.
Fucking captchas when you're wasted, it gets harder and harder lol
Australian and can't vote in your countries election
but if i lived in the US i would vote trump sorry.
Rand Paul should be VP tho, i like Rand Paul, but c'mon man. its gotta be Trump
Ok sounds good. You probably don't even want to play campaign with me when I'm drunk, I just try to get out of maps and break shit by jumping in corner and over walls like an autist. I barely even play the game. I'd be down to play some multiplayer sometime though
Hate to rain on you man, but if you have to ask if you are doing damage, you are doing damage. Na, I'm not the hater on beer over consumption, I just finished 10 buds tonight. Still got the other 2 from the 12 pack, but I'm going to go save that for later. Enough. I've had the tests. I know I'm gonna die before I can retire. That's it. My liver will not make it. No sob story, no "If only I could go back and..." That's line is all bullshit. I drank it, so I own it. And I still drink. Nothing will change the damage now. As I see it, I'm lucky. I know I don't have much time left. Most long term drinkers think that death knocking on the door is a mistake. Me? Now? Shit, why? None of that for me, and I suspect not for you. You are already asking the question and you already know the answer. I could tell you to sober up and go have a life, but I didn't. You probably won't either. Cheers.
rand paul= funded by the banks he wants to take down
Donald Trump= funding his own campain, not controlled
I hope he sets a trend for the rest of the western world (my country) to follow
Went out to eat with my wife to a Mexican place. It was probably the best Mexican I've ever had in my life. She had a drink. We came home and then she gave me head. She's asleep and now I'm here.
>No sob story, no "If only I could go back and..."
Same story as you but if you are under 30 and can quit you can absolutely save years on your life. I am on a path that is going to kill me but you young guys can escape with a great amount of willpower. Depends if you even care if your life ends early honestly.
Is this the fox debate?
he made a demand and followed the terms he set
didn't rand paul skip a debate?
yeah the fox debate. and yeah but he knows he isnt going to win so its different. trump has had the lead and now he is going to give it away to cruz or rubio. people in america dont take him seriously.
So he should have gone to the debate tail between his legs?
I can't even get drunk off of it
Yeah you have a problem. I am you in 2 years. If you don't have a voice in your head calling for liquor every night you don't drink you will soon. I am in the process of quitting, get out as soon as you can.
We will die from this way too early if you value your life. If not get some enjoyment out of alchohol on your way out and don't look back. If you want to live a long time though limit yourself, it is cheap entertainment that takes years off your life.
Get out now if you aren't already addicted, it gets harder and harder the longer you go.
PABST BLUE RIBBON
And Bloodborne since I bought it but never finished it
What the fuck are you me? I've been struggling desperately to quit the last few months and all I've been thinking is "I quit for 6 months back in 2009, if I stuck with it I wouldn't be dealing with this now."
Forgot pic original comment desu senpai quit muting me you fucking robot
Having a tasty light beer, my gf is mad at me.
Had a bottle and a half of wine a few hours ago with normans. (drank a bottle partly on my way to a buffet partly at home then more later). Currently sweating like a pig at 5 in the morning and I'm going out tommorow too.
Yep. For me, it's the clock. I wake up and think, fuck, that's it, I'm done. No more. Everything fucking hurts. Not just my fucking head anymore. Everything. And then, by some bad ass magic, by 5pm, I'm buying more fucking beer and doing all over again. Because, I seem to have forgotten this morning. That's my life, every fucking day. I know I need... something, but I'm too fucking pussy to find it.
>Tfw if it wasn't for waking up at 3am for work I'd be drinking every day
>Wish I was drunk every waking hour.
>On my off days I can crush a bottle of rum with coke in 4-5 hours.
This can't be healthy
That too. The worst part is that I ALWAYS know how i'ts going to play out, but I keep doing it to myself. My hangovers are usually anxiety based too. My mind slows down and I feel incredibly anxious and nervous. I hate this shit but I keep doing it to myself.
>Never been interested in drinking
How do I get into it?
>Done drinking, don't really want anymore
>there's still booze left
>I should really stop
>keep drinking anyway
Anyway not alcoholic here? I didn't drink since Saturday or maybe sunday last week. Above posts are mine. I'm in a wierd situation where I can't sleep and I have tonnes of alcohol left over so I'm just waiting till I eat, have a bath, do a couple errands and drink again. Not sure if I'll be able to sleep before that.
I'm so glad to know I'm not the only one with anxiety-based hangovers. It's so terrible. Even when I drink alone I wake up thinking "what if I messaged someone and said something embarrassing?" I always feel worried and anxious after drinking. I wish it would stop. I'd rather throw up and be in physical pain than deal with the post-drinking anxiety that I do.
>I'm just waiting till I eat, have a bath, do a couple errands and drink again.
Welcome to the clock. It's an excuse. It tells you that you are not an alcoholic because you wait until the proper time to drink. Drink at 7am? You are a fucking loser. Drink at 7pm? You are just... normal. Don't kid yourself. Alcoholism is it's own shadow. If you think you have a problem, you do.
She used to hang. When we were dating we'd split whatever is the next size under a 5th and she'd still be coherent.
Tonight she was tired after work and that one drink had her woozy.
Granted, we don't drink like we used to, so her tolerance is base line.
I guess your old.
>implying I think I'm an alcoholic
I haven't drank since last weekend and I'm up because when I get drunk it can keep me awake. Alcoholics drink daily I don't.
I've never actually done anything embarrassing, but I always feel intensely anxious as if I have when I'm hung over. I end up stepping through every thing I can remember doing while drinking to see if any of it was cringe worthy. Even after that I still feel anxious like I forgot something embarrassing I just have done while drunk.