Alcohol thread robots. It's friday night and I am about

>>26118610
Halfway to shitfaced already, keep this thread going

At the house playing king's cup with my wife and two of my friends from work that are divorcing their spouses to get married to each other. Shit is weird man.

Anyway I'm drinking pbr because I'm broke until Monday and they have some berry vodka/hawaiian punch mixture.

>>26118610

im doing the same thing anon. i dont have any friends and im lonely. hopefully i can hang with you robots

Three weeks sober and dying inside.

>>26118708
You should totally have a 4-some or at least swap partners for the night.

>>26118610
This is a comfy thread. Positive vibes no meme alcoholic degenerate bullshit.

drink one for the accutanebots, friends.

>>26118734
why are you sober.
>>26118708
sounds fun man.

>>26118745
>drink one for the accutanebots, friends.
damn yeah i hear accutane fucks up your liver.

>>26118765
My alcohol abuse finally landed me in the ER because I was shitting and puking blood all the next day.

>>26118792
I have gotten my stomach pumped before but nothing that bad. damn thats fucked.

why do alcohol threads always die? shouldnt robots be the biggest alcoholics? or is it that every friday night the normal fags here are out with stacy and cant post.

>>26118610
Skyy with Cherry Coke Zero to chase occasionally. Also alone. Playing The Witness and getting VERY MAD at tetris puzzles.

How you doin OP?

>>26119248
haha fucking tetris. that is one of the good memories i have with my pops. that was the one vidya he could figure out and for 15-30 mins every night he would duel me and my brother in tetris. good times. but yeah i am good. pretty drunk, no vidya to play just shit posting. i havent found a game that i like in a long time

>>26119206

i dont know man. i mean im a robot and my life is so lonely. i work a shitty job so i can buy alcohol and shit but what else do ihave??? ive tried going to some bars alone but its just as lonely and non-eventful as it sounds. as pathetic as it seems you guys are honestly my best friends, i dont know what i would do without 4chan.

im drinking some amazing beer right now, its so good, its like god or whoever created this universe sent me a gift

>>26119296
Well I'm talking about The Witness' puzzles where you gotta shape tetris shapes into the puzzles to correctly solve them. If you haven't played the game you won't quite know what I mean, but yes I also have a family tie with the original Tetris, my mom loves it and it's the only game we've connected on.

If you're into infuriating puzzles, torrent The Witness ($40 for the game, not worth it). It's a good way to spend a night.

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>>26118610
same!

im drinking coronas

>>26119296
I'm playing Ipad chess, raising the ELO by 100 every time I win and seeing how far I can go. I love playing thinking games when I'm drunk even though it makes me retarded eventually. I'm chugging Jim Beam and chasing with Mikes strawberry lemonade. Getting fucked up.

>>26119435
sup /pol/

>>26119489
i love jim beam man. cheap but tolerable. i fucking suck at chess. i got beat in like 4 moves once by my 7th grade indian teacher who was like pro at that shit.

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who else lives in the Yuengling corridor of the US

>>26118739
No way man, his girl is busted.

>>26119409
sounds fun actually. ill give it a shot.

>>26119554
me. yuengling is the oldest brewery in the US. my favorite beer. love living in the south.

>>26119547
Yeah I don't really know how to play well but its a good app that teaches you as you go and you can work the difficulty up to grandmaster. Jim Beam and Jack Daniels do their job, they are tolerable and get you fucked. I fucking love chilling, getting wasted, and playing strategy games.

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>>26119525
hahaha sup

how did you get past the robot with that one?

>>26119617
yeah man i used to be a big drinker and gamer but i just dont have shit to play anymore. I used to play mk8 and halo and shit but idk i am bored of it. i love how your mind thinks differently when your drunk and you come up with completely different strats than you normally would.

>>26119652
>how did you get past the robot with that one?
lol. what was up with that fucking thread that got deleted on pol today? the one with russian got made a video of the two planes.

i want to drink a lot of beer tonight

when do i know when to stop

its 7.5% ABV

i mean i love it. but how much can i drink before it bads for my health

>>26119715
dude drink 6. and see how you feel. youll probably be drunk considering i can tell you never drink but you wont die

>>26119659
Dude those are my shit. I am probably on the same path as you, I am just about bored of those two but I love Halo campaign when I am black out level. MK8 is fucked up when I'm drunk, I am so bad but it is entertaining lol. I like tower defense and chess right now, but as soon as I am reaching black out I am going to eat a burger and hit up some Halo 3.

When I get bored of Halo my life will be empty :(

I am going to slow down on the drinking soon but its been a fun ride. I want to bring it down to once every couple weeks or once a month.

>>26119811
do you have mcc? and yeah im in uni right now for one more year but i need to cut back and focus on school.

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>>26119687
check full /pol/, there is a stickied thread on the video and deletion. i couldn't be bothered reading it tho.

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>>26119845
who are you voting for and why is it rand paul

>>26119843
Yeah I have all the 360 Halo games and MCC but I'll just play some H3 campaign on MCC pretty soon probably. 360 is too fucking complicated when I'm blacking out. I am 23 and drank all the time over the last year but I don't want to die (trigger warning r9k) so I'm cutting down. Its been a week since I last drank and I'm going to keep laying off more and more.

Fucking captchas when you're wasted, it gets harder and harder lol

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>>26118610
Gettin sloshed m8

>>26119939
lol add me. sc beast sc

>inb4 gay ass gamertag. my nephew made it.

>>26119966
trip dubs. its your lucky night anon.

>>26119967
I might get you in like an hour. I have to get more wasted and eat before I get to Halo is like crack level.

>>26120015
yeah i wont even be on tonight but in the future.

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>>26119897
Australian and can't vote in your countries election

but if i lived in the US i would vote trump sorry.

Rand Paul should be VP tho, i like Rand Paul, but c'mon man. its gotta be Trump

>>26120067
>not knowing trump is just a meme

>>26120052
Ok sounds good. You probably don't even want to play campaign with me when I'm drunk, I just try to get out of maps and break shit by jumping in corner and over walls like an autist. I barely even play the game. I'd be down to play some multiplayer sometime though

>>26119994
Whoah. That's a first for me

>>26119939
Anyone here retro game?

I might hook up the 64 and play some conquers bad fur day

>>26120079

He's going to meme your ass back to Mexico

>>26120126
me man. i dont have conkers on n64 anymore but i got it in on rare replay. top 3 n64 games

>>26120126
Go for it dude. I only retro game when I'm drunk, current shit can be played sober. Banjo Kazooie is my shit when I am drinking.

>>26119715
Hate to rain on you man, but if you have to ask if you are doing damage, you are doing damage. Na, I'm not the hater on beer over consumption, I just finished 10 buds tonight. Still got the other 2 from the 12 pack, but I'm going to go save that for later. Enough. I've had the tests. I know I'm gonna die before I can retire. That's it. My liver will not make it. No sob story, no "If only I could go back and..." That's line is all bullshit. I drank it, so I own it. And I still drink. Nothing will change the damage now. As I see it, I'm lucky. I know I don't have much time left. Most long term drinkers think that death knocking on the door is a mistake. Me? Now? Shit, why? None of that for me, and I suspect not for you. You are already asking the question and you already know the answer. I could tell you to sober up and go have a life, but I didn't. You probably won't either. Cheers.

>>26120079
rand paul= funded by the banks he wants to take down

Donald Trump= funding his own campain, not controlled


I hope he sets a trend for the rest of the western world (my country) to follow

>>26120136
I am from south carolina. the baddest state in the nation. first state to secede from the union.

>>26120184
>Donald Trump
>not showing up to iowa caucus debat
>inb4 muh veterans
he's scared.

Went out to eat with my wife to a Mexican place. It was probably the best Mexican I've ever had in my life. She had a drink. We came home and then she gave me head. She's asleep and now I'm here.

>>26120173
>No sob story, no "If only I could go back and..."
Same story as you but if you are under 30 and can quit you can absolutely save years on your life. I am on a path that is going to kill me but you young guys can escape with a great amount of willpower. Depends if you even care if your life ends early honestly.

>>26120224
she sounds like a light weight

drinking alone and staring at oneitis's facebook chat blip. I asked her to go ice skating on tuesday, and she said yes and then didn't show, didn't send a message or anything

>>26120249
were robots who gives a fuck about life

>>26120224
What a life anon. Drunk me envys you.

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>>26120222
Is this the fox debate?

he made a demand and followed the terms he set

didn't rand paul skip a debate?

>>26120338
yeah the fox debate. and yeah but he knows he isnt going to win so its different. trump has had the lead and now he is going to give it away to cruz or rubio. people in america dont take him seriously.

>>26120249
I drink alone, i feel like I'm doing it more and more.
Do i have a problem?
I'm 20
I only do it because i don't have any friends :(

>>26120390
nah your fine. this is a normal process of american behavior.

>>26120290
>>26120290
Some normiefags lurk here I don't know. They would probably right the ship without me saying anything anyway but I wanted to throw it out there.

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>>26120368
So he should have gone to the debate tail between his legs?

>>26120432
yes. i like trump but not showing up to a debate is a sign of weakness.

>>26120411
that mercer kid was probably the worst thing that happened to this board. so many mormie fags here these days

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I can't even get drunk off of it

>>26120390
Yeah you have a problem. I am you in 2 years. If you don't have a voice in your head calling for liquor every night you don't drink you will soon. I am in the process of quitting, get out as soon as you can.

We will die from this way too early if you value your life. If not get some enjoyment out of alchohol on your way out and don't look back. If you want to live a long time though limit yourself, it is cheap entertainment that takes years off your life.

Get out now if you aren't already addicted, it gets harder and harder the longer you go.

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PABST BLUE RIBBON

And Bloodborne since I bought it but never finished it

>>26118610
>>26118681
Pretty drunk and alone. All I have at home is everclear and gatorade

>>26120470
No it isn't. He doesn't need Fox he's bigger than Fox.

>>26120510
What the fuck are you me? I've been struggling desperately to quit the last few months and all I've been thinking is "I quit for 6 months back in 2009, if I stuck with it I wouldn't be dealing with this now."

>>26118610
On the upside this tastes just like Rootbeer without alcohol even though its 5.9%
On the downside its so sweet i feel sick after 2

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>>26120582
Forgot pic original comment desu senpai quit muting me you fucking robot

>>26120575
Every alchoholic is living a pretty similar life honestly.

>>26119547
The only gym belong to is jim beam m8

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Having a tasty light beer, my gf is mad at me.

>>26118610
>start drinking
>think I'm going to have a great time
>start hating myself
>self loathing kicks in
>can't stop drinking
>hate myself

>>26120639

It's delicious. I use them to make rootbeer floats. It really quiets down my younger siblings when my parents make me babysit them.

>>26120639
They have ginger ale now. It's pretty good too

>>26120722
>Rootbeer floats
No fucking way, thats what I did with my first one haha.

Soooo fucking good, i really can't believe theres alcohol in this

>>26118610
Had a bottle and a half of wine a few hours ago with normans. (drank a bottle partly on my way to a buffet partly at home then more later). Currently sweating like a pig at 5 in the morning and I'm going out tommorow too.

>>26120642
Yep. For me, it's the clock. I wake up and think, fuck, that's it, I'm done. No more. Everything fucking hurts. Not just my fucking head anymore. Everything. And then, by some bad ass magic, by 5pm, I'm buying more fucking beer and doing all over again. Because, I seem to have forgotten this morning. That's my life, every fucking day. I know I need... something, but I'm too fucking pussy to find it.

>>26120711
>wake up hungover

>>26120823
>Tfw if it wasn't for waking up at 3am for work I'd be drinking every day
>Wish I was drunk every waking hour.
>On my off days I can crush a bottle of rum with coke in 4-5 hours.

This can't be healthy

I am drunk on the Philadelphia broad street subway line. I went to a house show and didn't talk to anyone and kept buying beers and here I am

>>26120173
>10 buds
kek I had 7 and a bottle of wine on a friday night before. Guess you have weaker liver.

>>26120840
That too. The worst part is that I ALWAYS know how i'ts going to play out, but I keep doing it to myself. My hangovers are usually anxiety based too. My mind slows down and I feel incredibly anxious and nervous. I hate this shit but I keep doing it to myself.

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>Never been interested in drinking

How do I get into it?

>>26120902
Get home safe, brother. We need you.

>>26120973
Buy some alcohol and drink it

>>26120973
I started with white > pink > red wine, and then started drinking whiskey.

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>Done drinking, don't really want anymore
>there's still booze left
>I should really stop
>keep drinking anyway

>>26120913
>>26120806
Anyway not alcoholic here? I didn't drink since Saturday or maybe sunday last week. Above posts are mine. I'm in a wierd situation where I can't sleep and I have tonnes of alcohol left over so I'm just waiting till I eat, have a bath, do a couple errands and drink again. Not sure if I'll be able to sleep before that.

>tfw on a cut and it's not cheat day
>tfw want to drink but self control
guess I'm the robot driver tonight.

>>26120913
Kid, I'll trade your liver for mine at in a second. You have stamina. I have mileage.

>>26120902
What kinda sub. Chicken bacon ranch or go fuck yourself

>>26120868
>4-5 hours

Step up, senpai. Blood shitter from earlier: at my worst, I'd down two fifths of whiskey every weekend.

>>26120926
Mine are always anxiety based. Fuck it's the worst.

>>26121137
I forgot to mention over the course of 3 hours max. But it helps that I'm a fat fuck.

>Busch Light

Jesus OP. Why dont you drink Natural Light and Keystone while you're at it?

>>26121140
I'm so glad to know I'm not the only one with anxiety-based hangovers. It's so terrible. Even when I drink alone I wake up thinking "what if I messaged someone and said something embarrassing?" I always feel worried and anxious after drinking. I wish it would stop. I'd rather throw up and be in physical pain than deal with the post-drinking anxiety that I do.

>>26120639

That's my favorite beer.

It's beer for people who don't like beer.

why doewsnt anyone ever give me attention

i get drunk and post depressiong thoujghts but robots just glance right over it

not even people on here care about me

fuck it. going to end it all

>>26121268
Sup anon. What you sad about.

>>26121028
>I'm just waiting till I eat, have a bath, do a couple errands and drink again.

Welcome to the clock. It's an excuse. It tells you that you are not an alcoholic because you wait until the proper time to drink. Drink at 7am? You are a fucking loser. Drink at 7pm? You are just... normal. Don't kid yourself. Alcoholism is it's own shadow. If you think you have a problem, you do.

>>26121218
I always message a girl with something fucking gay.

>>26121268

Go to bed, anon. You're drunk.

mootblox, because apparently this isn't the first time someone has said this.

>>26121114
Don't worry senpai, I transfered to the market frankford line

Wish me luck

>>26118610
>get very dizzy after only one beer


Well there are some Indios in the fridge. I guess today I will learn what it feels to be really drunk.

>>26121218
Shit anon I didnt know this was a thing and now im worried its gonna happen.

>>26121361
Do it man

Not og

>>26120263
She used to hang. When we were dating we'd split whatever is the next size under a 5th and she'd still be coherent.

Tonight she was tired after work and that one drink had her woozy.

Granted, we don't drink like we used to, so her tolerance is base line.

>>26120292
I honestly don't know how I got here. Most of the time it isn't fun either but those who haven't experienced this don't believe it.

>>26121061
I guess your old.
>>26121308
>implying I think I'm an alcoholic
I haven't drank since last weekend and I'm up because when I get drunk it can keep me awake. Alcoholics drink daily I don't.

>>26121114
Ha,ha... yeah... I remember when I had my first beer..

>>26121418
Already on it.

Is it really fun to be drunk? Or why do you guys do it?
I only get dizzy and maybe a little more talkative.

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>mfw I get drunk after 2 beers

Jealous?

>>26121590
i dont give a fuck about anything when im drunk

>>26121404
its not like too bad but instead of a hangover its just you wake up and feel embarrased about what you did

>apple cider
>butterscotch Schnapps

holy shit this is the best thing in the world.

>>26121615
no tripfag.im not jealous

>>26121164
If it werent for a matter of money I'm sure i'd be there, i was getting to the point where id drink a 5th in a night

>>26121792
what is that drink called?

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>>26121748
Sounds good.

Cheers.

>>26120470
someone hasn't read the Art of the Deal. You have to know when to walk away. Trump knows this

>>26121822

I don't think it has a name. I saw the cider on clearance for $1 at Walgreens and bought the Schnapps to spike it.

>>26121898
walk away? this is just the beginning of the presidential run.. and he is walking away this early? pathetic

>>26121958
fuck off cuck, you clearly know nothing about how to battle the establishment cucks, trump does

>>26121615
Me too, but only on an empty stomach.

>>26121404
I've never actually done anything embarrassing, but I always feel intensely anxious as if I have when I'm hung over. I end up stepping through every thing I can remember doing while drinking to see if any of it was cringe worthy. Even after that I still feel anxious like I forgot something embarrassing I just have done while drunk.

>tfw drunk and feel disgusted with yourself
Every time.

>>26121494
>I'm up because when I get drunk it can keep me awake.
Same here, I can't sleep when I'm drinking. I'll stay up until 5 am or later, I just can't fall asleep.