What's /r9k/ gonna do on valentines day?
probably have sex with my gf
>>26117367
gonna have a foursome. can't wait for a triple bj
Be lonely
Get plastered and finally get round to playing Katawa Shojou, desu
go to work doing a pet photography special and feel all depressed about the puppies that will be dumped in the weeks after
A girl invited me, but it is probably a bad joke, so I just draw or listen to some music
>>26117367
Damn it, why did you have to remind me?
literally go to some party alone, take the candy, think about how no girl will ever want me, and go to sleep.
Get a Tinder profile the few days before Valentines day starts with the most ripped looking chad pics I can find and just troll sluts.
Valentines day along with the start of January has the highest spikes in new profiles on dating apps/websites after all.
>>26117367
Wake up, feel alone, mum gves me a chocolate, that's it. Never anything more.
Binge eat heart shaped junk food and cry
cry cuz my bf will be on vacation
Buy an AK and watch Deadpool with a bro
play vidya alone
I'm gonna masturbate like I do every other day.
Fuck my hand like every other day.
>>26117367
Prolly ask out a qt I know.
I'm gonna be at basic training, I doubt if they give out candy there
Ill be doing my Onaholes
>>26117367
If it is a weekend I will be black out drunk. If it is a weekday I will jack off and go to sleep as early as possible.
>>26118014
Checked the calander, it is a sunday, well I cant really get too drunk either. I guess I will go to bed early., stay up all night saturday, sleep on sunday till monday.
Nothing I probably won't even realize when it rolls around until I browse this shithole.
Definitely buy some cinnamon hearts though
I see what i'll be doing :-)
>>26117367
Valentine's Day is nothing more than a scam holiday made up by the corporations like Hallmark in order to get you suckers to waste your money on corny shit like chocolates and ugly teddy bears - money that is better spent on a) her birthday or b) your anniversary.
That being said, I will be working all day & will come to have hot, passionate sex w/ my girlfriend Shana.
>>26118366
Motherfucker, motherfucker, motherfucker.
>will come to have
*will come home to have
cry and be alone
like I have the rest of my life
What do you think? It is just another day.
>>26118366
what doujin is this picture from senpai
>>26118472
Don't know the name, but it's hot. I didn't even make it to the end the first 2 times. You can find the whole thing scanned on /loli/. Just go on /loli/ (make sure you're on the catalog) & Ctrl+F "Shana".
>>26118573
thx babe
bloxbloxbloox
>>26117367
I don't know probably kill myself or something
Luckly I'm going to be busy that weekend, I have to be best man for my normie friends wedding. I'm not even getting married and I am nervous and dreading the entire thing.
play gta for the valentines massacre event
Work out until I vomit and cry
>just got a gf yesterday
>it's too early in the relationship to really know her on a deep enough level to find the perfect gift for her
>if I don't get her something nice for our first valentine's day I'm completely fucked and she'll leave me
aaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Gonna do a marathon rewatch of White Album 2
>>26119075
just buy some choclates like all the other normies
Attempt suicide, maybe I'll have the guts this time to succeed.
Go on a hike, then eat picnic lunch according to bf's new fad diet- springrolls.
>>26117572
Did you draw that, anon?
Probably jack off to videos of Dani Daniels and play Fallout 4
>>26119119
That won't work, she's not like all the other girls.
Well, I've been talking to a girl from Tinder in the last couple of days, and she seems into me more than just fugging (xD benis) so I might have my first gf ever. Except probably not cause I'll fuck it up.
>>26117367
Take my girl to see Deadpool. Buy her Blueberry chocolate. Come home and fuck like animals.
>>26119075
cyberstalk her, also take her somewhere interesting and not like all the other VD venues.
I suggest butterfly pavilions.
>>26119421
>she's not like all the other girls.
Yes she is