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What's /r9k/ gonna do on valentines day?
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What's /r9k/ gonna do on valentines day?
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probably have sex with my gf
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>>26117367

gonna have a foursome. can't wait for a triple bj
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Be lonely
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Get plastered and finally get round to playing Katawa Shojou, desu
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go to work doing a pet photography special and feel all depressed about the puppies that will be dumped in the weeks after
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A girl invited me, but it is probably a bad joke, so I just draw or listen to some music
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>>26117367
Damn it, why did you have to remind me?
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literally go to some party alone, take the candy, think about how no girl will ever want me, and go to sleep.
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Get a Tinder profile the few days before Valentines day starts with the most ripped looking chad pics I can find and just troll sluts.

Valentines day along with the start of January has the highest spikes in new profiles on dating apps/websites after all.
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>>26117367
Wake up, feel alone, mum gves me a chocolate, that's it. Never anything more.
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Binge eat heart shaped junk food and cry
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cry cuz my bf will be on vacation
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Buy an AK and watch Deadpool with a bro
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play vidya alone
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I'm gonna masturbate like I do every other day.
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Fuck my hand like every other day.
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>>26117367
Prolly ask out a qt I know.
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I'm gonna be at basic training, I doubt if they give out candy there
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Ill be doing my Onaholes
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>>26117367
If it is a weekend I will be black out drunk. If it is a weekday I will jack off and go to sleep as early as possible.
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>>26118014
Checked the calander, it is a sunday, well I cant really get too drunk either. I guess I will go to bed early., stay up all night saturday, sleep on sunday till monday.
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Nothing I probably won't even realize when it rolls around until I browse this shithole.
Definitely buy some cinnamon hearts though
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I see what i'll be doing :-)
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>>26117367
Valentine's Day is nothing more than a scam holiday made up by the corporations like Hallmark in order to get you suckers to waste your money on corny shit like chocolates and ugly teddy bears - money that is better spent on a) her birthday or b) your anniversary.

That being said, I will be working all day & will come to have hot, passionate sex w/ my girlfriend Shana.
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>>26118366
Motherfucker, motherfucker, motherfucker.
>will come to have
*will come home to have
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cry and be alone
like I have the rest of my life
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What do you think? It is just another day.
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>>26118366
what doujin is this picture from senpai
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>>26118472
Don't know the name, but it's hot. I didn't even make it to the end the first 2 times. You can find the whole thing scanned on /loli/. Just go on /loli/ (make sure you're on the catalog) & Ctrl+F "Shana".
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>>26118573
thx babe
bloxbloxbloox
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>>26117367
I don't know probably kill myself or something
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Luckly I'm going to be busy that weekend, I have to be best man for my normie friends wedding. I'm not even getting married and I am nervous and dreading the entire thing.
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play gta for the valentines massacre event
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Work out until I vomit and cry
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>just got a gf yesterday
>it's too early in the relationship to really know her on a deep enough level to find the perfect gift for her
>if I don't get her something nice for our first valentine's day I'm completely fucked and she'll leave me

aaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Gonna do a marathon rewatch of White Album 2
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>>26119075
just buy some choclates like all the other normies
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Attempt suicide, maybe I'll have the guts this time to succeed.
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Go on a hike, then eat picnic lunch according to bf's new fad diet- springrolls.
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>>26117572
Did you draw that, anon?
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Probably jack off to videos of Dani Daniels and play Fallout 4
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>>26119119
That won't work, she's not like all the other girls.
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Well, I've been talking to a girl from Tinder in the last couple of days, and she seems into me more than just fugging (xD benis) so I might have my first gf ever. Except probably not cause I'll fuck it up.
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>>26117367
Take my girl to see Deadpool. Buy her Blueberry chocolate. Come home and fuck like animals.
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>>26119075
cyberstalk her, also take her somewhere interesting and not like all the other VD venues.
I suggest butterfly pavilions.
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>>26119421
>she's not like all the other girls.
Yes she is
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