How are you going to kill yourselves?

By living until old age.

Excessive indulgence.

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>>26115928
I was thinking of buying 3 gas tanks and blowing myself up, hugging them.

>>26115928
Morphine overdose

prescribed by Dr. Shipman

Probably heat death. If I kill myself first it would be by deletion. I plan on living forever in a digital medium as a god in virtual reality instead of our flimsy human bodies.

>>26115939
this long and painfull. i am not sure if this really work.

>>26115928
I rather kill other people than myself tbqh senpai

>>26115928

Drive very fast into a wall

>>26115928
A noose seems like the way to go.

it would be shitty
but no turning back and death is going to happen, no turning into a vegetable.

I'm getting the train to beachy head. The only time I go on that journey.

Either inert gas Inert gas asphyxiation or charcoal grill method.
If I had a loaded gun on my table right now I would kill myself immediately. Unfortunately, I'm a Yuropoor.

sugar, fat, sodium, alcohol

>>26116055
You will turn into a vegetable if you are found.

No
Im nott a low test

>>26116140
If you do it right it snaps your neck instantly

>>26116161
Yeah, but chances of that are slim, seeing where we are.

>>26116161
Its very hard to do it right tho,

just going into the woods where no one would intrude sounds good.

>>26116140
can a lack of oxygen for a short period fuck with your brain?

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>>26115928

With a lethal dose of morphine

I'm planning to go to greenland. I'll say that I'm winter camping or cross country skiing or whatever the fuck normie outdoorsfags do. I'm going to head out as far as I can, dig myself a nice hole, and overdose on pills. It'll be relatively painless and peaceful, and hopefully I won't be found.

Why not practice parkour?
I mean, I have seen several faggots kill themselves that way doing mortals.
And if you do them right, then you can finally stop feeling like shit.

Drink whisky and wait for get a gun

>>26115944
Indulging in what?

>inb4 memes

Gunshot to the head. All other methods are for people who are crying for attention.

>>26116260
>implying this ever ends

whats the difference between morphine and opium

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>>26116094
That sounds like the plan for me

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If I can't get a hold of any guns then I'll put my neck on the rails, seems easy enough

>>26116231
It definitely can. Be careful.

>>26116321
Well if you do a mortal right then you gonna be praised.
And there is always the risk of killing self, since that's why they are called mortals, duh.

.30-06 through the head more than likely.

Jumping off of something. I don't know exactly what though.

I'll probably die of loneliness long before I'd ever consider suicide.

by not looking both ways

>>26116350
lot of implications there

>>26116416
Whatever I was just sayin.
Really.

>>26116448
Of course you were saying, you just said it.

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I already told my mom and brother I'm killing myself. I'm going to give them my money before I go (500k). Then I'm going to drive out to somewhere deserted with stuff in my car that I will no longer be needing. Set the car on fire with cans of gasoline. Shotgun myself in the head near the car. I have a bit of an attachment to the car since I have driven it everywhere and slept in it many times. You robots have fun with that life is suffering stuff.

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A massive bucket of fun dip, pixie Stix powder, and cocaine.

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>>26116538
far-fucking-out

>>26116055
kek britbong
>>26116161
only works from a high enough height
there are measurement tables if you're bothered to look
>>26116231
absolutely. more than a few minutes without oxygen, and your brain literally starts to die. it's how huffing glue works.

You die in a DMT-induced emotional explosion, which is the biggest mental trip you ever had in your heroic life. Your name is remembered by humanity, but it doesn't fucing matter since you are dead.

>>26116311
And if you leave a note, it can only say:
"Sorry for the mess."

nembutal overdose
most painless way to die

>>26116328
Morphine is isolated from opium.

Opium contains morphine, but also other shit than balances out the morphine out and makes opium less addictive than pure morphine.

>>26116611
A letter to Exxon, protesting the cancellation of your gas credit card.

>>26116657
A reference I'm not getting?

>>26116600
Been there, done that. Just remember, reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.

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lonliness

>>26115928

10mm to the dome

Right now im in the right state of mind. Would just inhale sone toxic gas while sleeping.
Other times the idea of death gives me anxiety

>>26116671
A Scanner Darkly.

>>26116741
I've given a lot of thought to the round I'd choose and I also came to the conclusion of 10mm. My nigga

>>26116827
>>26116741
Why 10mm?

>>26116874

Not him but 10mm is a badass round. Also it doesn't get used nearly enough.

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Heroin or morphine overdose. Let the euphoria carry me into sweet oblivion.

>>26116874
I don't want to leave a huge mess, or an exploded dome for someone to clean up. So I would want to use a full metal jacket.

A .45 would just blow my brains to bits, FMJ or not. With a 9mm, I'd we worried I'd just lobotomize 9mm of my brainpain and be a vegetable.

.40 is for fucking faggots.

The 10mm is perfect in my mind.

>>26116676
>>26116827
>A Scanner Darkly
>that fucking hivemind

>>26116954
>I don't want to leave a huge mess, or an exploded dome for someone to clean up
if you care about this shit, you aren't ready to commit sudoku

>>26117008
This
If you really don't want to leave a mess, then kill yourself in a forest or secluded patch of green land.
You are just fooling yourself with that excuse.

>>26117008
I just want to leave the right artifacts for future archaeologists to find.

>>26117211
There's no excuse mate. I'm not currently all that suicidal. And I have a 9mm CZ I keep around in case I do.

But if I have a real choice, 10mm

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Lubed up with butter wearing an assless fursuit fired out of a trebuchet into a crowd of preschoolers while Beethoven's 5th plays.
Aim high kids.

>>26115928
Wanted to use that helium tank one but I think it's beyond my pocket.

I've been told some Vodka with some muscle relaxers can do the trick, but I'm not entirely confident about this one. I'll probably just wake up raped in some dark alley instead.

>>26115928
I might sign up for infantry. Let some mud nigger take me out.

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I'm going to live so long that one day I'll randomly drop dead.

>no illegal drugs or guns

Why

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>>26115928
>get rope from dollar store
>tie noose
>go into bathroom and lockdoor
>hang myself off the doorknob
>pass out from asphyxiation in a few seconds
>die 5 minutes later

In the ruins of the place I once called home

>>26115928
Probably stab myself in the jugular

I would want to die in space.

Just take off the helmet and die.

>>26115928
I'm gonna snap and just take a shit ton of drugs and get a bunch of cops to start chasing me in my car and crash into a wall at 70mph to end it.

There will be a "heh nothing personnel" type note in my trunk.

My original draft was to drive off a cliff but those are hard to find and it's more likely to die in head on collisions where your acceleration is suddenly completely stopped.

If I somehow don't die I'll hang myself by my underwear in my jail cell or something.

>>26116062
That's a long drop, anon. When you jump they'll be no turning back

>>26115928
I tried breaking my trachea on the toilet bowl last summer, didn't work out and now my Adam's Apple looks even bigger.

There is a 15 story building near where I live which I have access to its roof. Going to jump.