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Had surgery done today (pilonidal cystectomy; the fat ass disease) and I took 15mg of hydrocodone an hour ago and I'm feeling it a bit. Haven't had opiates in 10+ years so I'll be fucked up watching Seinfeld for a few hours.

How's your evening, robots?
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Just finished sucking my own dick. It felt pretty good.
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>>26115580
What are you going to do for the rest of the night? Prolapse your asshole?
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>>26115523

not good, about to kill myself lol
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>>26115645
y dude
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>>26115523

I bit the inside of my cheeks and there's a little bit of cheek skin hanging off and shit. It kinda hurts.
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Hope you're okay, OP. Dont get hooked on the hydros.

I'm just drinking some coffee mixed with chocolate coconut milk. It's pretty good. Gonna continue watching the X-Files in a bit. I'm on Season 5 now.
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>>26115671

why not?

originaldesusempaido
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>>26115752
real shit
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>>26115671
not to take away from your question, but how is that comment original?
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Liftan in glorious basement gym.
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>>26115523
My evening was delightful but my history is another thing.
I was born in a small village. I was still a child when we were raided by soldiers - foreign soldiers. Torn from my elders I was made to speak their language. With each new post my masters changed along with the words they made me speak. With each change - I changed too. My thoughts, personality, How I saw right and wrong... Words Can Kill.
Time and again the country was ruled by a foreign tongue. When i was a young boy i lost my native language. The bedrock for any developing child. My country, family, face - MY identity. Everything was stolen from me.
Since ancient times every civilizations ruler has had the same idea. When people unite under one will - they become stronger than the sums of their parts. And what do rulers use to bring people together? Language.
This world will become one - I have found the way. Race, Tribal affiliations, National borders. Even our faces will be irrelevant. The world that The Boss envisioned will finally become a reality. And it will make mankind whole again...
America is a country of liberty. A meeting of immigrants. Instead of simply assimilating its citizens live alongside others. So the major sought a system that used information: Words - To control the subconscious.
In his eyes the greatest symbiotic parasite the worlds ever known isn't microbial - it's linguistic. Words are what keep civilization, our world - alive. Free the world, Not by taking mens lives. But by taking their tongues.
With this i'll rid the world of infestation. Sans Lingua Franca - The world will be torn asunder, And then it shall be free.
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>>26115848
i literally thought the same thing
guess i just found my new talent
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I took 25 mg of oxycodone yesterday then when I felt nothing 45 minutes later I took 15 more, still nothing

Could've sold it to a junkie and made an easy $40, ffs. At least they help me when I lift
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>>26115904
does this mean we are friends now?
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>>26115684
>eating a really good meal
>bite tongue
>rest of the meal taste like blood
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>>26115523
Took 60 mg oxycodone + 40mg ritalin, feel almost nothing. Experimenting with benzos + caffeine mix from boredom. Going to sleep soon.
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>>26115980

Lowkey, I kinda like how blood tastes. It's got the perfect amount of salt. I wonder if it would make a good topping
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>>26115941
yes my friend ok maybe im not that good at this
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>>26115920
It's been almost 2 hours and all I feel is a slight tingling sensation and a few random bursts of mild pain in my back (from the surgery obviously).

Should I smoke a bowl?
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>>26115885

I read that in his voice.
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