NEETs are the perfect model for academia. >no social life

not really. most of us are lazy as fuck

>>26112528
What? We're stupid as fuck.

>never study
>no willpower whatsoever
>never does homework
>lazy

Yeah. NEETs are excellent students. My apprenticeship program just let one go because he never did anything. Just showed up every day and messed around.

>>26112528
>>above-average intelligence

So, basically normie tier intelligence - the sort of intellectual ability most people who get degrees have?

>>26112542
Ya this. Academics are all those things but they also have to be obsessively hard working because it's competitive as fuck.

>>26112542
Find motivation.

>>26112562
All humans are stupid as fuck.

>>26112566
They just need proper motivation.

>>26112586
Yes.

>>26112638

Does it really not occur to you that above average intelligence isn't good enough to do anything worth mentioning in the highly competitive world of academia?

>>26112638
>they just need proper motivation
Not really.

Also
>All humans are stupid as fuck
What...? That doesn't even make sense.

>>26112660
You're not obligated to become a professor, there's plenty of things one can do with a degree.

>>26112738
>All humans are stupid as fuck
Everyone has the same intelligence, just a higher degree of knowledge.
Find Jesus, etc.

>>26113224
Here's your (You)

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>>26112528
That's not the perfect model for academia, that's a tl;dr description of the unabomber

>>26113335
Academics are fucking loony too.

>>26113335
You don't know anything about the Unabomber do you.

>>26112638
>Find motivation.

There are disorders that rob the mind of the ability to experience motivation. ADHD and schizophrenia, for example.

>>26113462
Yeah but academics don't go blowing shit up either.

>inb4 "The Unabomber taught at Berkeley!"

>>26113525
Then pretend the government and corporations are fucking you in the ass until you get a degree.
>essentially what I did

>>26112528
>>above-average intelligence
W E W
E
W

>>26113539
People don't blow shit up anymore. Only uneducated psychos do that.
The real scoundrels of the earth promote fear through marketing and economic manipulation.

There was a thread about intelligence a few days ago. Somebody posted a study which found that those teenagers with an IQ of ~130 (two SD's above mean) were slightly more likely than those with IQ's of 60 (not too far from 3 SD's below the mean) to be virgins. I think we can safely say a healthy number, if not most, robots are high-IQ.

>>26114057
Gates said something to the effect of,
>be nice to the nerds in your class, they'll be your boss someday.

>>26113539
But he did. He was an academic.

I lack both the intelligence and the proper political orientation to ever be respected in such an occupation.

>>26112638
>Find motivation.
How? I never even had motivation to finish high school

>>26112528
>above-average intelligence

le smart but lazy amirite

>>26114239
Stop taking drugs and drinking.

>>26114325
I guess your definition of "smart" is as skewed as your idea of virtue.

>>26114200
>political orientation
Who cares about politics, it's just school.

>>26114439
You're either underage or retarded. Fuck off back to r/GetMotivated

academic here

academia is 90% normie socialising and sucking the right penises

when you get tenure you spend the rest of your life schmoozing and doing talks and having meetings and sitting on committees

>>26114439
>Stop taking drugs and drinking
Being sober doesn't magically give you motivation

>>26114468
>this is what americans actually believe
No wonder you're all so stupid. Wow.

>>26114439
>Who cares about politics, it's just school.
Academia is a highly politicized environment. Holding "unacceptable" views can greatly hinder your progress within it.

>>26114172
Ex-academic. Academics are very powerful. They don't need to resort to violence to influence society at large. Unfortunately in our day and age, that influence is almost exclusively harmful.

>>26114462
I was recently kicked out of my mommy's house, so that was my motivation.

>>26114519
It helped me.
>yfw drugs aid in the repression of thoughts

>>26112528
Today academia is designed to get your money and leave you with a paper millions of other people already have as well. It's basically a shit test to proof your future employer you are not completely retarded.

Unless you went to ivy league or trade school, its pretty much worthless (except for the aforementioned shit test part of course)

>>26114730
What about med and law school? Are those shit fests too?

>>26114810
Nah, if you want to become a pilot, a doctor, a lawyer etc you will need to go to school. However, in America, they make sure they fuck you up good before you are done ie. 100k+ debt is quite common for the stuff u listed.

Feels pretty good to be european man.

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>>26114846
>tfw I'll never be European.

I'm hoping for some scholarships to get into law school with.
hold me.

>>26114889
>law school
Prepare ur anus cuz ur about to meet lots of "DUDE BIG LAW LMAO" dudebros.

Unless you're one urself, i cant imagine how annoying they will be.

>>26114709
>omg anon it worked for me so it'll definitely work for you.

>above average intelligence

u keep believing that anon bby
just keep believing

>>26114990
I've tried almost every drug on the market, it'll help.
>clinically insane as well

>>26115006
please read the rest of the thread before you spout arrogant drivel.

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>>26114979
I'm not interested in big law firms, nor corporate anything.

I'm digging into law for the entrepreneurial aspect.

>>26115050

But the best example of arrogant drivel is in the OP.

>>26115128
OP never said he was a NEET, nor claimed any of those things.

>>26114846
Law isn't what it used to be either. I wouldn't bother unless you get into some major school.

>>26115285
The fuck do you know about what it used to be?

>>26112528
A friend of mine is a NEET while I have to work for a living but we're both robots.

He fucking gets sex for free while I have to pay for it.

There is a Korean message parlor in our city (which is, of course, just a front for a brothel). I go there every now and then and have to pay $150 a pop for a session.

My motherfucking NEET friend, because he has some back problems (but not really enough to debilitate him, just some soreness), gets his "sessions" paid for by the government because he has a signed form from a doctor (the kind of ones who will sign or prescribe anything).

He goes twice a month. I'm lucky if I go once every three months.

So yeah, there is something to be said about being a NEET.

>>26112528
>above average intelligence
I wish wham-bam-thank-you-senpai

>>26115252

>implying this somehow means it wasn't absolute drivel

You're definitely too stupid for academia

>>26115652
If there were an earmark for stupidity in the academic world, there'd be no degrees.

>>26115336
You might sad now but when that place inevitably gets raided and shut down, you won't be the one losing your NEETbux and getting charged.

He clearly didn't think that through before coming up with that scheme.

>>26112528

Do you know what that word stands for?

Also, most on this board would sperg out in class about some anime shit that is only slightly relevant to the topic being discussed. And as for this "above-average intelligence" the only reason NEETs seem to possess, or think they do possess any semblance of above average intelligence is because they're different from the majority of society. If it comes down to it, they're not some "closet tortured genius rain-man type"

>>26112528
>hates society
This is a meme. I study a science and most of the students are enormous normalfags who have no problems with communicating.
A lot of people who I know are as smart as I am are already working there full time simply because they played kiss ass with the professor and got a position.

>>26112528
Without having Chad looks or Stewart's intelligence I decided to devoid my life to art
I'm currently taking classes at home from a college professor at drawing and learning to model by myself (even tho I alreadyy have two years s of classes)
I want to do something great and also look cool while doing it and make money

>helium bag this
>helium bag that
Why don't you robots try the old head on the oven trick?

Sit in comfy chair in front of computer
Get 4 galons of coke
And 16 bags of chips
Start my favourite mmo
Have a box of painkillers
Play until my body gives up
As I die a portal is open to me to fantasy land
Get to be a knight doing adventuring and level up forever just like my rusian brethren