>>26112856 It was just me and her. She was cleaning around my table seeing as it was 4 AM and we got to talking, I told her about my time in the Marines and she told me about going to school to be a doctor etc-etc-etc And as I left I told her "I don't want to sound inappropriate but I was wondering if you were doing anything later?" She smiled and wrote down her number for me and gave me a sprite to go!
>>26112935 this is extremely important: did you at any point tell her how tiny your penis is? after you left the restaurant, did you go up to the window and bang on it from the outside, and when she looked over, you yelled "do you like apples? i have a tiny penis. how do you like dem apples?"
> be the only one working in the dining area > shift is almost over, there are no customers, about ready to leave > suddenly this fat slob shows up alone > he asks to be seated > goddamnit.ISO > seat him and take his order, bring his food out as soon as possible so I can leave ASAP > He starts mumbling about the marines without breaking eye contact with his meal > smile politely and let him be > glance over at him and see him sweating prefusely into his meal while mouthing something to himself > come over with more napkins since he's made a mess > W-W-WHAT ARE YOU DOING LATER > C-CAN III HAVE YOUR NUMBER > idonthavetimeforthisshit.rar > literally write down random numbers to get him to leave > he finally leaves > have to stay late to clean up the pool of sweat that accumulated on his chair
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