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looks like no BFF tonight edition
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>tfw no one to talk to

http://steamcommunity.com/id/anon688797777/
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>>26111391
1st for nord huscarls
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Poleaboo is asserting his presence with this post
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>>26111391
frist? just woke up, drinking coffee...
gonna watch some disaster documentaries prolly.
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What happened to BFF? Have we given up after only one week?
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>>26111464
wouldn't blame him all that effort
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Thinking of getting a trip and adopting some shit gimmick desu. If you can't beat them, join them.
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>>26111464
Too much effort for little interest, I guess
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Guy in work today thought I told him to get lost, explained that I didn't and we had a laugh about it but another guy I work with who was next to me said it wouldn't have been out of character if I did.

Do they think I'm an arsehole? I've never been outright mean to anyone here I just have an unapproachable personality.
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>Helllloooo

Is uncle jimmy white?
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Hannah you diseased bitch in a wig. We miss you. Please get off tumblr and come back to us.
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/london/ when lads?

I'm getting tired of lonesome friday evenings; all I want is to get drunk with robots :,(
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>>26111493

you're the social pariah of the office.
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>>26111485
I mean, sure, why not?
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Waifus waifus waifus waifus waifus waifus
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>>26111507
i want to eat her ASShole desu
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>>26111485
If you do it, so will I senpai.
Also brass eye seems pretty good
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I N S H A H
N
S
H
A
H

A L L A H
L
L
A
H
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>>26111517
I make an effort to talk to everyone, I just have a bit of a mean sense of humour.
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>>26111507
She doesn't actually use it, she hasnt liked any posts since december.
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>>26111522
She has been my waifu since 6 years. can you imagine what a long time that is? Just think back how old you were when you were 6 and what you did at that time. I have watched countless animes but remained loyal to her.
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>>26111525
bit decayed by now
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I'm sorry the people here say bad things about you. They don't know you like I do.
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>>26111525
I prefer the other pictures
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>>26111522
No, please fuck off you doublenigger
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>>26111510
/southampton/ meet up is the only gathering of /britfeel/ robots that matters
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>>26111522
Dubs and waifu
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>>26111564
why southampton though? is it that there's a high concentration of robots around that area?
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>>26111420
>http://steamcommunity.com/id/anon688797777/
i just added you pham
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Rate my bargain
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>>26111587
yeah, there's between 3-6 of us i think
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>>26111522
waifu with cat ears.
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>>26111604
Eight out of nine
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Nice clear night tonight lads, what is the constellation that looks like pic related called?
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>>26111552
please post them original euiro38924u 32942390
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>>26111604
Delicious out of chocolate
Toss one over here will you?
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>>26111604
That's a top quality bargain mate.

Shouldn't be over 1.5mb though you chickenshit
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>>26111391
Any NI in /britfeel/ these days?
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>>26111604
Vegtable oil/10
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>>26111522
Waifu has been posted desu~
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>>26111522
waifu waifu waifu
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Any unifags here?
/UCL/ reporting
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>>26111522
WAIFUS

waifus 2bqh
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Is it right to take drugs through an animal?
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>>26111646
Appears not
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>>26111696
>not Oxbridge
>laughinggirls.jpg

Trinity, Cambridge here
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>>26111714
>take drugs through an animal

you mean to put the drugs in the animals mouth and suck em out its arse?
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>>26111492
>little interest

What? Everyone loved it though. I guess it does take a lot of effort to write though. Maybe a NEET should take over.
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>>26111522
BEST GIRL COMING THROUGH

>>26111668
there he goes, posting lisa again
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>>26111749
Dunno why people seem to go after me.
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>>26111749
>bullying other people's waifus
your waifu is a whore who fucks dogs.
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>>26111531
Jizzhad
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>>26111731
You up for some cuddles senpai?
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who /sabotagetheirownlife/ here?
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>>26111697
>21

Looks a lot older
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>>26111795
Depending on where you study, yeah I am
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>>26111623
>http://youtu.be/c31R4gh2VSY
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>>26111740
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CX02I3uD5t4
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>>26111731
Neat dude, my sis went to Downing
got friends at Peterhouse, Fitz and Clare too
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>>26111522

waifu waifu waifu waifu

cluck
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GOOD DEAD PAKI
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tfw someone i went to school with is hitchhiking to Budapest and im sitting in my room debating whether or not to phone in sick for work and sleep.
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>>26111844
ah. I was le tricked. :<
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>>26111847
Downing is only acceptable-tier, sorry
Peterhouse is the gay tory college
Fitz is the token poor college
Clare is the libcuck college
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Not including your own, who has the cutest waifu?
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>seeing 'friends' partying and having fun on their snapchat stories
>im drinking alone watching speedruns and playing pokemon

why do i put myself through this
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>>26111874
>hitchhiking to Budapest
Delaying getting a job by any means necessary eh?

Must not have had much luck getting a job post-university
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Haven't wanked for 2 weeks now. Should I cave in and have a wank? I can definitely control myself and feel I could go another week.

>>26111869
The type of paki I like to see.
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>>26111903
OH THATS OBVI>not including your own

ougi is kind of cool I guess.
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>tfw no gf

why even live guys?
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>>26111910
dont believe what people post online dude. if you get your phone out to take a picture of yourself partying you aint having much fun
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>>26111910
that's a thick carpet
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How does one pernounce waifu,

Way-fu?
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>>26111970
waffle
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>>26111891
Don't have to be sorry mate
I'll probably end up at Caius for my PhD in Lent 2017
I'm kinda debating whether to stay at UCL though
I like the place and the lecturers, also Bloomsbury is such a nice place
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>>26111970
why-foo
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are not welcome.
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>>26111970
Or waif-u?
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>>26111970
why-fuu
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>>26111970

dubs for the truth >>26111988

it's meant to come from a japanese pronunciation of 'wife'
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>>26111993
bitch pls
they're only one step behind to become neets
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>>26111984
Caius is comfy-tier mate, good shout - had some good mates who went there

Cambridge is a LOT smaller than London, bear that in mid when you're deciding, I guess

Like really A LOT smaller.
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>>26111970
how a japanese person would say "wife" in english
https://youtu.be/0AgDbAT56I0
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>>26111960
yeah you're probably right. just the companionship would be nice.
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>>26111993
What If I haven't been in to uni in almost a year?
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>>26112053
>Cambridge is a LOT smaller than London

Genius level observations from sensei.
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>>26112053
Cool, man, glad to hear
Yeah I know, went to a sixth-form college there for 2 years
Really like to place, a bit claustrophobic though
I remember going to that Korean place near Downing every friday night
Also, I used to browse the GAME store at the arcade every weekend
And Parker's Piece was the hanggout for all the college chads, where they used to smoke pot all the time
I lived on Mill Rd, what a fucking shithole it was
Fucking junkies, hoboes everywhere
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>>26112111
Nice grammar too.
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To the people asking about BFF the show has been booked however due to the hostile nature of the threads tonight the show has been postponed and will be posted at a more comfier time.

We are also hoping to find a place to host each BFF episode so those who miss out on an episode can catch up at their own convince .

BFF does hope to keep running on a Friday weekly basis when international warfare is at a less imminent level.
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>>26111522
i guess i should post Jun, we just have been very busy playing league together.
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>>26112131
Explain what BFF is. I've obviously missed something important
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>>26111825
What if I don't study? Are neets also exceptable?
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>>26111915
no its for charity through the university
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>>26112187
wow how nobel
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you fuckers said when i am virgin and become 30 i would get mystical wizard powers..

well i been 30 bsince november ands my social skills and everything else gets worse by the fucking day

fuck u guys u fucking lied there are no such thing as wizard powers, imma kill myself instead

>tfw waitewd foe my powers for 30 fucking years; just kill yourself lads
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>>26112170
Here is the link to the debut show

>>25944465

As I said we hope going forward to have a space up where if you miss a show you will be able to catch up by just heading to the site whenever you are available.
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>>26112234
That's strange. I know some wizards in person who told me they woke up turning 30 and they had powers.
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>>26112234
>my social skills and everything else gets worse by the fucking day
No one promised you this

Go find a 30 year old with 2 kids and a fat wife, that's your wizard power, you didn't become that sad cuck
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>>26112252
ugh, really?
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>>26112252
You should just stream one of the wrestling games and make characters of all britfeel personalities and let the NPC do the fighting.
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>>26112234
You probably got raped as a child and suppressed it, sorry son

t. (no) dad (no)
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>This chick looks like someone I know

Would you loose your virginty to her robots

http://youtu.be/kKkGabDcXhU

I hope she know this is a blue hair year
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>>26112234
Wizards don't have refined social skills. Did you find a meme where you become a normie at 30?
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>>26112316
Been jerking off to her for years.
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who /wanking with that new craig david song playing in the background/ lads?
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>>26112295
Then I'd have to do voiceovers and it would be too autistic my parents would deffo section me
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>>26112234
>tfw waited for my powers for 30 fucking years; just kill yourself lads
well i am 18 YO and no gf., based on this there is no hope as i have always expected. i will now kill myself. thanks for not wasting my time anon
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Any of my /aledrinkingbros/ still in the house?
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>>26112483
Yeah senpai, gonna break out thee banan bread desu
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Who here Herts?

Moved over here a while ago for a job and literally have no friends
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>>26112483
Yes brother.

Finishing my bengal lancer now, then moving onto wines.
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>>26112483
Here lad. Got some Hobgoblin earlier after a recommendation by me dad. Anyone had it before?
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>>26112639
Just too cringeworthy to even try tbqhwy
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>>26112639
Scarecrow>Hobgoblin>Goliath>Wychcraft

Trust me, bruv
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>>26112639
It's bretty good. Been sponsoring Bloodstock for a few years.
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>>26112639

Savanna dry cider and mint club cozy/10
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>>26112985
did they run out of orange ones?
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>tfw run out of booze for tonight

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>26113164
off on a booze run in a min
based /london/ desu
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>>26113164
>11pm
>running out of booze

either you've got a drinking problem or you seriously screwed up guessing how much you'd need for tonight
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Any off you use protein supplements?

I just started lifting and want to try some out.
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>>26113221
I live in the country and there's neither a pub nor an offy within walking distance

FUCK
THIS
GAY
EARTH

>>26113262
Both column a and column b tbqh
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>>26113015
Minty is best bby
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>>26113291
looks like someone needs to get a car
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>>26113291
>walking distance
3 on my road alone, 2 open till 3amish
that's why it's based /london/
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>>26113337
kill yourself shitskin desu
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>>26112234
get on adultwork you tosspot
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>>26113309
I have a car, you triplenigger, it's just that I've had too much to drive safely, but not enough to be comfortablly drunk

Life is suffering, in essence.

>>26113337
Literally 6 miles to the nearest place that sells booze to here. Life is shit.
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>>26113455
>it's just that I've had too much to drive safely

you haven't anon, get more alcohol and post pictures of what you get
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>>26113350
White northerner tbhmatey
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>>26113538
>london
>white

nah
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>>26111522

What would you do with your waifu this weekend if she were real and loved you?
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>>26113471
Good effort, but I think I'll just take some DXM and go to bed 2bh
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>>26113582
I disagree with your actions lad
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>>26113575
Stay indoors cuddling, watching anime and cartoons and eating unhealthy food.
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>>26113582
>I disagree with your actions lad

Pourquoi, mon ami?
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Evening, lads

It was my birthday this week but removed my bday from facebook so noone would know/wish me happy bday

it worked ;_;
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>>26113635
Happy birthday fampan.
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>>26111891
>Downing is only acceptable-tier, sorry

Downing is bretty gud, 10/10 would eat alone in hall every day for 4 years again desu
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>>26113635
Happy bday fampai, leave the arena now and rest, YOU'VE EARNED IT
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>>26113704
http://youtu.be/25uvh4axNCQ

fuck January lad
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>>26112507
>he's got the banana bread beer

pass it round you smarmy bastard
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>>26112639
I am full on on the Hobgoblin my trademark beer, you enjoying it?
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>tfw anyone I know at uni has already sorted housing so I'll have to find some randomers

Hope they don't expect me to do things with them
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>>26113777

>banana bread ale Inc. CEO when reading /britfeel/
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>>26113814
Living with randomers where you are just ships passing in the night is way fucking worse than actually being sociable

Also everyone you know are not real friends or they'd have asked you
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>>26113814
>you will never have the uni experince

Who /toostupidforeducation/ here?
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>>26113730
>Downing is bretty gud, 10/10 would eat alone in hall every day for 4 years again desu


>downing formal
>not grimy as hell

OK mate
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>>26113832
He deserves it tbf making beer that tastes exactly like banana bread what a man.

Ought to be the official sponsor of the thread tbf
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>>26113799
It's a solid ale mate, can see myself getting it again
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>>26113844
It's my fault entirely actually, I decided to commute this year to save money, but being back home annoyed me so much I want to leave again, but everyone else has already had their houses for a year because they aren't retarded
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>>26113893
What other beers do you like to drink?
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Bumping thread with my irl waifu on the right
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>>26113875

I don't mean formal I mean normal hall.

Of course I never went to formal, I can't imagine how awkward it would be going to that alone.
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>>26113915
I'm a big fan of Guinness, especially Foreign Extra. Cobra, Bombardier, Kronenbourg and John Smith's are my go-to usually. How about you?
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>>26113942
>implying her on the left isn't more qt

Good one
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>>26113263
I use bulkpowders.

Can give you a referral code and you get 5 quid off ya order.
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>>26114037
Nigerian Guinness is some good ish.
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>>26111391

I'm 18 and im talking to a 15 year old. Give me tips

TFW no emotional baggage
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>>26113575
>>26113618

The Lisa guy has the right idea
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>>26113942
>>26114087
2nd for left girl = best girl
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>>26114193
Kill yourself slowly or wait a year

>the robot made me say the second bit
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>>26113263
Don't bother mate, you'll benefit more from eating right than pouring money into something that you probably don't know too much about.
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Sent out 3 gmail phishing hooks

Wish me luck
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barmy army
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>>26114193
ste?
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>>26112639
BEAUTIFUL ALE!
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>>26114237
Come on, right girl is clearly fitter you dumb shite
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A normal britfeel Saturday night

how long ago was your gf
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Normie night here
Publad got his missus round for the night...
Having fun whilst getting blowjob points
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Anyone else getting eight pot captchas

>shopfronts
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What are the chances of working abroad without a uni degree? I wont be starting university until 2017 but I'd like to do something interesting to put on my application/CV for the future.
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he's super slavs man, he's better than zidane, we've got dimitri payet
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>>26114421
>>26114237
>>26114087
>>26113942
Left girl or right girl or guy at back /britfeel/?
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What's an easy, painless way to do it lads? Thanks in advance.
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mcwagecucking tomorrow night, doctor switched me from 20mg citalopram to 50mg sertraline, feel empty very very empty, I'm still smoking too much weed or not enough, I just lurk and lurk this place, too lazy and unmotivated to press ahead with apprenticeship offers,

there's a lot
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>>26113942
I want that tumblrina on the left to make me wear panties
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>>26114563
ODing on paracetamol is easy and painless brother
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>>26114696
All that does is give you a bad stomach ache.
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why do NHS doctors only prescribe SSRIs and try to pass off sert like it's any different from cit

I just wants stims or something
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>>26113575
Have her teach me some guitar, go out to some places with nice views and comfy scenery, in the evening get comfy and cuddle together while listening to music and watching some films
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>>26114563
Header from the top of the stairs arms behind your back.
>.
>.
>.
>.
>.
http://youtu.be/ToJX27yVTKw
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>>26114696
High failure rate though surely? I need a sure thing, one shot. I want to avoid traumatising innocents if possible.
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No decent birds at all on chaturbate tonight
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>>26112234
you'll probably have to submit a support ticket to the big man upstairs. Usually takes 1-40,000 business days to respond.
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>>26113575
Nothing because I can't speak Japanese

and neither can you battyboy
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>>26114563

inert gas asphyxiation

>>26114696

do not do this, you will fuck your liver to pieces and slowly die over days or weeks in agony.
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>>26114656
Bit too lewd mate
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>>26114791
Have a sticker of that on my PC
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>>26114563
jump off a building, make a scene
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GingISIS
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>>26114759
He watched anime and never listen to bowie
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>>26114486
TITS OR GTFO

and thank you for shaving your womans back
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Fuck

Just sent those phishing emails out on a UK proxy
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>>26112076
>>26111696

>TFW 3 years in /uni/ and still no friends
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>>26114910
>unifag
fuck off normie twat
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>>26112234
Crikey mate just fuck a hooker.

I lost my virginity to a prostitute and I've fucked over TWO "real" women since.

Smash it kid.
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>tfw shagging a bird and your mate grabs your balls
bollocks
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>>26114933
uni lads are best desu they pretend they study but all they do is jerk off to hot anime babes and sleep the days away

I envy them desu, theyre like undercover neets
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>>26114737
>>26114811
>>26114824
Cheers lads.

>>26114696
You were useless. Only joking babs thanks anyway x
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me irl on the left
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>>26114910
>facebook filename
>tfw with capital letters
9gag??? hello???
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How does one overcome ''blushing'' when speaking to people, fellas?

I'm good looking and don't have bad social skills but I get paranoid that I'm blushing for some reason which leads to me actually blushing... which makes me look like a fucking insecure teenager or some shit?

This never used to happen until one day my friend pointed out I was ''look how red he's gone'' and boom! ever since then...
What do
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>>26115009
try killing yourself for starters
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>>26115009
It's a viscous cycle. If you think it will happen, it will happen. I suppose the trick is not to think it's happening. I appreciate that's awful basic advice but it's the best I can do.
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>>26114713
They are non-adictive

That's literally the reason, they are used because they don't work
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>>26115009
Cognitive Behavioural Therapy and anti-anxieties. Not much is gonna change unless you actually put the effort into changing.
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>>26115009
Become black.
Top Kek.
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>go to nhs
>with a flu
>"well yea just take paracetamol and lie in bed"
>i can prescribe you a cough syrup but honestly it doesnt work up to you
is this really what our health care is about
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>>26115110
Don't even bother to go to them for flu/cold.
Buy some Lemsip and take four packs a day.
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>>26115110
>going to a surgery over the flu

You have brought this upon yourself, you whiny manchild.
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>>26115110
The nhs is fucked it caters to the needs of the old and women
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>>26115132
lemsip is a meme 2bh

>>26115136
i cant check my breath/lungs myself, you braindead paki cockmongler
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>Tilde isn't online
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>>26115078
yeah but you still get discontinuation symptoms after you stop taking them
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>>26114609
The coming days will herald in a new month, a short month. Have you tried eating an apple within the first five minutes after waking up it kick starts the brain.
>goes back to cavemen eating fruit before going out hunting
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>>26115110
There is no clue for the flu you pecker. You literally have to power through it. Best of luck gay boy.
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>>26115157
Lemsip works, and what the fuck are you talking about? It's flu, not ebola. Man up, stay in bed and deal with the symptoms until they go like every other fucking reasonable human being. You're the reason for all the bad things in this world.
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>>26115174
sounds like pseudoscience or do you have proof
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>>26115191
dont school me on diseases you fucking idiot jesus fuck i hope you choke on a kebab tomorrow

>>26115197
im the reason your mom gets fucked in the arse every night
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>>26115174
Sounds really good. If I don't walk into traffic tomorrow I'll give it a bash mate.
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>>26115203
Good one, stay mad pussydick
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>>26115168
zzzzzzZZZZZAAAAAPP

ooops anotjer one of those harmless bnrain zaps, don't mind that
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>>26115009
Just walk around in a 'Rosacea Awareness' T-shirt

Or grow the fuck up.
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>>26115203
Well I'm not a Turk so I don't eat kebabs but I still hope you get well soon you absolute shirt lifter x
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>>26115052
wanker

>>26115076
Yeah I figured this much but it's quite difficult to try not think of something...

>>26115102
Yeah I'm guessing ''exposure'' is probably the only cure and eventually it will fuck off but the funny thing is... I've never been socially anxious at all until I took some anti depressants like two years ago, stopped now but possible side effect? social anxiety side effect? is this a thing?

>>26115108
Nah, the cons outweigh the pros to be completely honest.
I'll stick to being white with light coloured eyes that don't look completely soul less, thanks.
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>>26115228
found the doctorshillbrainzapanon

like I'll just see you reply to posts about SSRIs constantly
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>>26115241
fab

x
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>>26115261
Did you happen to start browsing /r9k/ around the same time? Or get heartrekt by a girl? Or something that would absolutely kill your self-esteem? The depression in itself could have brought it on, they so oft go hand in hand
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>>26115261
>Yeah I figured this much but it's quite difficult to try not think of something...
>Don't think about purple elephants...

Yeah it's difficult mate

CBT is expensive ant it's pretty hard to become black, I've been trying for years.

baka nigga
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>>26115236
>'Rosacea Awareness'
kek'd

also, grow up? Nah, it's not got anything to do with growing up. I researched it and theres 50 year old ''tough as nails'' bricklayers saying they suffer from the same shit, mate...I'll get over it though, I'm not too worried
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>>26115110
You have Zika.
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>>26115241
>implying only turks eat kebabs
>>26115261
Eh, I generally agree.
What's the problem with blushing anyway?
Girls will think you're cute, no?
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>>26115148
You need a fucking medal

>hospitals look after the sick and feeble
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Fucking hell lads, where's my Dominos?
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>>26115374
give me their number ill call em up for you

for free
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>>26115372
Men get illnesses too so do people who haven't shit up the country for 50 years
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>>26115283
Nah I've been on off browsing 4chan since like 2007. I've never had ''social anxiety'' before but I was always depressed. (Well, thats if you believe ''depression'' and all that bollocks is actually a thing and not just a made up term for people with bad diets, no friends, and no grit to change their ways)
Literally the only time I can think of is what I said, my mate said to me one day ''look how red hes gone haha...'' I can't even remember the situation or what we were doing but it just stuck with me for some reason?

>>26115302
It's a silly thing really. Just some petty bullshit at the end of the day. I'll be alright m8
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under the direction of chairman corbyn, your home is to undergo a routine inspection to ensure that you are not in possession of any reactionary literature

what do
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>>26115148
>>26115372

Absolutely revolutionary post. I'm putting that in my manifesto.

Fuck 'em right?
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>>26115408
stab her with my tea spoon.
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>>26115388
I can't do that mate, I've only ordered a single helping of spunk, not a double.
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>>26115408
nice boring post senpai
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>>26111522
Wouldn't you just need to crawl through the noose?
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>>26115440
sheesh alright enjoy
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the pig fucker gets into mudslim heaven last

>lowest fruit and all that
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>>26115402
>contributing for decades and winning wars
>shitting up the country

Pick one you absolute clown. There are plenty of people shitting up the country but the elderly ain't.
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>>26115315
>Girls will think you're cute, no?
Some 8/10 girl I used to see occasionally said ''aww, its so cute when you do that'' and she probably meant it... but to me it was a fucking insulting. Hurt my pride hard, man. Made me feel like she had one over on me in a way... which I do not like nor am I used to.

>What's the problem with blushing anyway?
Like I said above, it's how you come across... Blushing? Isn't that what teenage girls do? Or emotional people? Like, that's what I used to think so I'm guessing thats what people think. It makes you appear weak and not in control which is literally never a good thing, especially when trying to get a member of the opposite sex to suck you off
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>>26115408
Mein Kapmf and are Nige's autobiography on the bedside table. I suppose I would swallow them and present my anus for Diane Abbott's huge black dick. Is that OK?

Presumably I would be allowed to keep 1984 and Brave New World?
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>>26115481
Most of them were and are drains on the country and did not win any wars. They have just voted in cunts, joined us to the new USSR, and ruin the housing situation and import criminals.

They entitled fucks who have self inflicted health problems
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>>26115534
>Presumably I would be allowed to keep 1984 and Brave New World?

orwell was a socialist and brave new world is critical of capitalism, so yes
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>go to nhs
>get rejected
fucking nhs
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>>26115473
I will when it fucking arrives son.
>ordered at 0033
>45 minutes to deliver
>0114 now

I realise the times are wrong but it's been 45 minutes on my phone trust me.
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why do you love your waifus waifuanons?
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>>26115588
give me their number ill give em hell

serious
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>>26115573
rejected for what? the nhs are cunts.
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>Dominos are not answering

They're late boys. What do I fucking do?

>ring me when you're outside
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>>26115614
Nah I'm just going to keep bleating about it, thanks though.
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>>26115650
i had a questionnare given to me before being admitted, there was a question about sex life and i just put virgin down

i was told virgins out quite literally
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>>26115408
I've got this but it's actually a valuable piece of literature that analyses contemporary society.
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>>26115679
safe
a
f
e
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>>26115710
On the bonfire with it mate sorry.
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Movie time lads, what do you fancy
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>>26111522
Ric chan~
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>>26115613
Too many reasons to even begin to write up in my current tired and slightly drunk state
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>>26115780
tell me while posting pics of your boipussy
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>>26115723
It's been 51 minutes out of 45. I'm listening to Linkin Park and the sound of my stomach eating itself.
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http://youtu.be/OmuxsKGudIg
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>just remembered the first time i posted on 4chan
>had no clue what i was doing
>actually put my full name and email in the appropriate boxes
>this was on /b/ in early 07
>mfw

I'm still surprised I wasn't sent a million spam emails of dicks desu
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>>26115790
Ill tell you my reason if you want, but I'm also kind of drunk desu senpai
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>>26115829
id love to hear, and boipussy pics are welcome as well mate
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>>26115820
Holy shit
>>26115829
Can't fucking type
>>26115860
Nah it'll just be anime lad
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>>26115879
never know, have to ask in care there's a lovely chance of boipussy pics
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>>26115802
im here for you mate nay bother

let me know when you feastin
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really want a slave bf desu
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>>26115938
are you a cute girl mate
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Thread song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjjzJEwTzDc
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>>26115613
i feel she complements me, and improves me as a person. its not even she is just a girl who i love, she is now a complementary personality within me. Jun is what i have made her into, and she is part of me.
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>>26115945
no i'm not m8
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>>26115957
do you ever fap to her?
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>>26115971
thats tad gay mate
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Hampshire song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCi04-BsqOI&ab_channel=mmmtunes

>>26115972
a long time ago, not anymore.
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>>26115879
Forgot to put in the reasons desu
It's hard to explain, its not something you can force, you get one when you get one.
Also mine is the main character of a game, which isn't the norm I don't think. Maybe I only like her so much cause im completely hopeless, and shes really confident and relaxed instead of filled with self loathing. Shes super cool desu senpai, everything I wish I could be.

Apologies for the rambling incoherent parapraph.
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>>26115977
yeah i know
not very proud of it desu
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>>26115989
why not any more? what happened?
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>>26115996
well as long as youre aware of it right
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>>26116002
it became more than a fascination with my favorite character. it cheapens her and myself, as she is now very real to me.
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>>26115938
What would you make your slave do?
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>>26116054
you can still enjoy her sexually without cheapening her, it's just another form of bonding with you both through pleasure
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>>26116002
Not that guy, but I while I collect all of her doujins, they aren't cannon or anything, so I just like it for the art n' shit.
Also it feels a bit weird, you fap to random girls on the internet, not your waifu
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>>26116060
raep him
bully him
but then cuddle and pet him so he still knows i care for him
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>>26116099
Thats really nice of you senpai. I hope you find someone someday :3
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>>26115820
lol fag
I don't remember my first post but I can remember browsing /b/ on my ipod touch 1 gen and wondering what the fuck it was all about. i couldn't wrap my head around the layout and everything people were writing made no sense.
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>>26115913
I'm eating it now mate.

I opened the door with cash in hand and a tip even though it was late (and a bit cold as it happened) only to see that the driver was Somalian. Only time I've tipped one and it wasn't on purpose.
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>>26116122
wew
do you want to be my little slave bf?
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>>26116162
Sorry senpai I already have someone. We just cuddle though.
I dunno about sex desu
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I'm stuffing my face with Dominos whilst she's getting her snatch smashed in by her overweight husband. Fucking hell I'm never happy, what a mopey cunt.
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>>26116191
>Sorry senpai I already have someone.
h-he could cuck me!
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>>26116162
Not him but I do.

Where do you live?
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>>26116213
south of stockport
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>>26116210
I wish everyone had someone else. It's so fucking miserable being alone I hate it.
Wish I could just cuddle with everyone desu.
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>>26116242
wew not him but me too!
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>>26116143
>couldn't wrap my head around the layout and everything people were writing made no sense.
Lol this is still true desu
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>>26116385
I like the layout, but the catalog is pretty much essential.
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>>26116385

I thought I'd check /b/ to see how much sense it makes now

>furfags
>trap thread
>flat earthers
>hentai trap thread

as much as it ever did, I guess
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not exactly expecting any takers like other anons have got but it would be so wonderful to have a guy I could just spend my time with, cuddling in bed watching or doing stuff, being happy together and loving each other and being able to do lewd things together

>tfw ugly as shit so this can't happen
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bit of a complicated situation lads but i need some advice.

I called in sick to work for friday on thursday giving my boss a good amount of time to find a substitute. I said i would be back in today at 5am but its pissing rain outside and im still not quite over my flu.

We are severely shortstaffed where i work and my co-workers and boss are actually really nice people and it's not a corporate type workplace, and if i call in sick with just 1 hours notice i will basically have fucked them all over but at the same time i literally cannot do a 9 hour shift in the state im in.

What do?
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>>26116597
go in, act as sick as possible, get sent home because they wont want you to spread what you've got
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I cant stop listening to hms.pnafore songs lads I think i'm going nuts
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>>26116569

Define ugly.

Are you overweight?
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>>26116674
yeah, chubby fuck
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>>26116615
i thought about that but like i said it's pissing rain out and im honestly still a bit sick and i don't want to prolong my sickness for the sake of my minimum wage pay. If i go home after say 4 hours ive only made 20 quid.

I think my options are somehow toughing out 9 hours like this or not turning up at all and feeling bad. Why should i have ot feel bad about being sick though? and why is this the only job where you have to call in your sickness an entire day in adviance?
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>>26116642
I actually might be nuts. I feel like I'm right on the edge alot of the time, oh well.
>>26116682
Chubby is fun to cuddle with.
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>>26116682
more cuddle warmth ;3
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>>26116682

Are you open to the idea of improving your body?
>>
drinking a blue moon alright
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>>26116751
yeah, i dont really care about myself, but ive always wanted someone i could really better myself for
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>>26116569
London?
o o
n d
d n
o o
nodnoL?

oc for fuck sake
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>>26116780
buckinghamshire desu
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>>26116799
2 hour journey from nottingham. Doable.

I'm looking for a cinema buddy cause I got meerkat movies.

how much you weigh, girl?
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>>26116868
not a bottom desu
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>>26116868
I-is that you desu?
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Goodnight lads, hope at least someone finds what they are looking for.

>>26116868
unf
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>>26116889
u wot?

>>26116910
Yeah it is.
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>>26116913
Goodnight lad.
Goodnight robot.
>>
The love British girls and British accent and British documentaries about how fucked up British life us. Y'all robots add feels of feels. <3
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downloading katawa shoujo for the 3rd time

ehh
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>>26117023
What routes have you done lad, or are you replaying it?
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>>26117115
replaying it, cant have a winter without ks 2bh
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>>26117135
Still need to do shizunes route, but I can't go back to it now, as much as I loved it at the time.
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what is it with all the fags looking for other fags to cuddle?
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>>26117170
Were lonely senpai. This is /r9k/ surely you can sympathise with that?
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>>26117170
just want someone to cuddle and watch anime with, don't even care about the lewd stuff. hopefully tomorrows anime and alcohol session at azulads will go well. maybe in the future it can be anime and cuddle.
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>>26117170
it feels too good m8 ngl
just cuddling some lil qt in your arms
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Bed time I think.

Night lads, see you all tomorrow
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>>26117238
>anime and alcohol sessions
Jelly, that sounds fun.
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>>26117309
goodnight lad x
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>>26117170
It just feels nice. Sometimes all I lust for is just a nice hug.
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>>26117309
night night.
>>26117310
first one tomorrow and i'm really nervous about it for some reason. just hope its fun.
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>>26117170
we are so lonley that homosexualty is the order of the day
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>>26117361
The most fun things always make you nervous. I hope it goes well senpai.
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DOWN IN A HOLE AND I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN BE SAVED
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>russians signing up for shit with my email address

fucking hate that country
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>>26117727
How did they get your email address?
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>>26117810
No idea matey
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>>26117842
Porn sites laddo.
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>Tfw shitfaced and accidentally ordered pizza

Guess I'm committed now.
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>>26117869
i dont put my email in porn sites
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>>26117883
Enjoy your pizza mate.
Feeling kind of good right now, beer is a wonderful thing.
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>>26117326
Bet you thought this would say something else, didn't you?
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cannot do a sleep, guess its yet another episode of x-files for me.
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>>26118612
Why is it so hard to do a sleep?
Actually I should probably watch the x-files, I missed it when I was younger
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>tfw qt keeps you company during the bad times
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>>26119165
>tfw I was going to keep the thread alive and someone else posted before me
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>implying this isn't the comfiest song of all time when you are drunk and run out of Alice in Chains

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBufYhI7CqI

I want to wrap myself up and drift away in it
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>>26119258
Too slow senpai.
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>>26119341
Yeah this is pretty good stuff senpai. Reminds me of something but I can't think of what it is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-R_w6Fw8Ysk
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>>26119484
>tfw you feel like a shadow and don't even other for... anymore than that
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>>26118640
x-files is very comfy, i am watching a good 3 episodes a night.
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>>26119529
Help me senpai, I can't tell what you're trying to say ;_;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iX8X9RIO_cI
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>>26119529
Can't tell what you are saying senpai, help ;_;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMnrl0tmd3k
>>26119563
Strange that it would be comfy, is it not supposed to be at least a little bit spooky?
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>>26119567
>>26119620
FUCKING POST I EVEN REFRESHED THE FUCKING PAGE YOU PIECE OF SHIT GARBAGES WHAT THE FUCK
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>>26119620
i think it is, but its so far mostly them just walking through small towns and woods solving strange supernatural stuff.
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>>26119655
E M B A R R A S S I N G T B H L A D
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>>26119655
it's just crazy bonsai don't worry
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>animeme episode ends
>see my reflection in the laptop screen
honestly I just dont know anymore
is it even worth ending it all now lads
just
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Only real britfeelers are still banging at this hour

Who a real BRIT feeler?
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OC britfeel rap I recorded tonight

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qmHgfgdHaU
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>>26120354
That's why you quickly duck down just before the episode ends. Set an alarm if you have too.
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>>26120403
Ill probably be up all night senpai.
>>26120433
Could go for some bangers and mash right now.
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>>26120486
I am thinking of trying to sell it to a sausage company for an advert. Or maybe a mash company.
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>>26120595
That would be rad senpai. Nice job by the way.
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>>26120466
wow now thats something

i cherish this post like its the last one i ever read
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>>26120738
No worries lad. You can have that trick.

Also the ducking motion provides exercise. There's really no reason not to do it.
>>
How many people wonder if they know someone on britfeel?
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>>26120879
I don't know anyone IRL except my mum, and I doubt she's on britfeel.
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>>26111522

Better late than never I guess
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>>26120879
I know a couple people.
But I met them on here so I don't know if that counts.
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>mfw my 4chan pass resets while shitposting on /v/

FIX THIS SHIT CHINESE MOOT.
>>
>>26120961
Pleb taste in waifus, too lamestream
>>
>>26120897
Hi son, get some sleep will you.
>>
Time to sleep. Maybe you'll be here when I wake up.
>>
Should I sleep britfeel? I'm tired~
>>
>>26120879
I sincerely hope I don't know anyone from here IRL
>>
>>26115009
Think about something serious and very unfunny, something that makes really you angry. This is what works for me.

A similar technique works for when you're trying not to laugh, think of something sexual, like the last porn you watched.
>>
I upset people yesterday. Not sure quite what was said but I have a stinking hangover and I've had text messages suggesting it might be a good idea not to kill myself. Oh joy.
>>
>>26122535
>think about porn
>to help stop laughing

Clearly we have very different tastes
>>
Dadanon, are you here?

>>>/int/54345759

There is work to be done.
>>
>>26122535
>think of something sexual, like the last porn you watched.
Oh, what? So instead of thinking about blushing and feeling abit of a fool i'll be talking to people while thinking about some bald tribal tatted meth addict ''convict'' face fucking some cracked out whore whos laying upside down on an unwashed potential biohazard of a sofa, making her throw up into a dogbowl and then drink it while he spits on her...

okay, thanks for the advice mate
>>
>>26122797
Maybe you should try reading the post before responding you illiterate cunt retard don't waste my fucking time.
>>
>>26121531
she's dead move om
>>
>>26122901
Why are you so mad, you faggot?
>illiterate cunt
Right then...
>don't waste my fucking time.
I bet your time is money ain't it, mate
>>
>>26122969
You dense faggot. Porn is for not trying to laugh.
>>
>>26123019
I'm >>26122797
You fucking moron. I never said it was, I was mocking the guy who did.
>>
>>26123036
Yeah and it's clear you didn't actually read the post. Nowhere does it suggest thinking of porn when you're not trying to blush.
>>
>>26123062
It. Was. A. Joke.

You sensitive fucking faggot, either way it's terrible advice.
>>
>>26123090
What's the joke? That you didn't understand, that you can't read?
The only joke here is you, fucking cunt.
>>
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No fighting allowed lads. Going to have to ask you both to leave.
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>>26123120
...calm down mate
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>>26123257
>tumblr gif
>>
>>26124492
faggot.you

og comment m9
>>
>>26113263
Using myprotein.com for cheap stuff, it seems alright but I'd definately recommend the premium stuff from holland & barret, made a huge difference in gains but was costing me 80 a month

>tfw stopped lifting and now back to skeletal
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Morning benders
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>>26121531
HERE I AM!

I'm dying from Lupus
>>
It's saturday morning, where's dadanon to make us feel better about our lives?
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Morning faggots

>tfw still no Elle gf
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>>26125877

Do you reckon they spit roasted her?
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>tfw no weeb friend to play video games or watch anime with
>>
erected a new

>>26126018
>>26126018
>>26126018
>>26126018
>>26126018
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>>26126020
For what pvrpose dipshit, we've still got 90 posts till bump limit
>>
>>26126042
I am the captain now

nah but fair do's I'll delete it
>>
>>26125962
I legitimately reckon you could pay her for sex.

And get progressively filthier each time, till you're mexican sugar dancing with her.

HOT
>>
>>26125989
I had a weeb friend and tried to date her even. She led me on and talked shit about me behind my back to common acquaintances. weeb friend = overrated
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In or out of the EU, lads?
>>
>>26126293
out out out lad
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Just got out of bed desu lads imo
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>tfw lost 2lbs this week without even trying

feels good desu~
>>
anybody wagecucked in a cafe before?
>>
>come onto /britfeel/ wanting some comfy
>thread still being shitted up by the fat cunt trip and the waifu posters
>>
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>>26111522
I have a husbando
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>>26126449
Take care of yourself please Tilde
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>>26126458
Worked in a coffee shop for a while and it was actually pretty comfy lad
>>
>>26126449
>>26126506
i kind of want you both to rim me at the same time
>>
>>26126449

Do you at least get plenty to drink?

repostblox
>>
>>26126642
Yes, I drink a lot of water~
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The end is near lads

feeling, which is nice.

spiralling out of another episode, need to stay away from the tempting perfection of obsession.

>based baiser
>we are ready to say goodbye
>my heart sinks
>I pull away jokingly
>she won't let go of my hand
>I turn and pull her close
>"a hug" doesn't describe this embrace
>cheek to cheek I whisper
>your going in make a wonderful mother
>hurry up Febuary Strawberry
>>
>>26111423
The fief plan I just filed with my king lists me, my men, Sargoth here, but NONE of YOU. First one to surrender gets to stay in my dungeon!
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>>26126735

That's something, at least.

Hey, does that thing Cassie did on Skins where she just spoke really fast and pretended to eat actually work, or was that just guff?
>>
>>26126964
I think it could work, probably depends on the other person's attention span. I just eat and purge it later~
>>
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-35449524
>rape of a 12 year old
>Apedelrazak Badram

Oh but it's "just a meme".
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My tummy hurts mummy.
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>>26127250
Dew Do Do
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>>26127172
Pls respond Tilde
>>
>tfw my bf won't hit me outside of the bedroom
>>
Had this cough for three weeks. Am I dying lads?
>>
>>26125016
fuck off Jay
>>
>how to train slave trainer

leave
>>
>>26127404
wot r u on about m8
>>
>>26127250
to be honest though what would you rather he did? Shit his pants and dribble it everywhere? I admire him for having the decisiveness to spray it all over the floor.
>>
>>26127378

How serious is it? I had a cold since the first week of the month that only went away a couple of days ago, but it was only more than a sniffle for the first few days.

>>26127172

Have you tried eating a small amount and not purging?
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>>26127441
>kill yourself

east is east
>>>/s9s/
>>
Just thought I'd shard this

>addicted to valium
>tried numerous times to get off it
>can't
>I also like to drink a lot
>drank 3 bottles of wine last night
>only girl to show any interest in me in years texts me last night
>called her a bitch
>told her to go fuck herself
>don't even remember doing it
>just saw it when I looked at my phone
>don't know why I said it (well I kinda do, but it was a major over reaction)
>she didn't respond
>sent her message saying sorry as soon as I saw what I'd done
>shes read it
>no reply
>probably going to die alone now
>not sure if I even care anymore

Just fucking end it all lads seriously
>>
>>26127509
i have no idea wot u r on about m8
>>
I came to find some random reaction faces while procrastinating work.

I stayed for FIRST 2016 /britfeel/ POST BOIYZ AWH YEH

I got an attractive girlfriend so I don't fap anymore. Feels surreal man
>>
>>26127472
>Have you tried eating a small amount and not purging?
That is mostly how I manage to eat these days. I will be sick naturally if I eat now even if I don't want to, so I try to eat really small amounts~
>>
>>26127526
I don't know what you're trying to say.
>>
>>26112639
I respect the brand but their ale is horrible.
>>
>>26111391
>secondary school
>be in history class
>bored af
>me and a friend deface holocaust textbooks with swastikas, heil hitlers and jew-hate
>very funny, no ragrets
>week later find out classmate suspended for a fucking month
>top-tier straight A student but looked like a terrorist
>teachers never trusted him with textbooks again

Many lels were had. Although I feel slightly guilty now as I saw on facebook hes a jihadist now.
>>
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>>26127519
>I think your lying

So do you want to learn or do you want the burn

we both know your lying
>>
HUR DER DERDY DER I'M BONSAI

I AM BUT THE DIM LIGHT FLICKERING,FROM THE DYING EMBERS OF THE FIRES OF CREATIVITY

I TRY HARD TO BURN BRIGHTER AND MAKE OTHERS LOOK AT MY WARMING GLOW

BUT THEY DON'T, THEY ARE THE BLIND
THEY SEARCH THROUGH THE DARKNESS
MY GENUS THEY WILL NEVER KNOW
>>
>>26127595
i think you're addressing this to the wrong person
>>
>>26127519
lel numberz
>>
>>26127547
Nothing really, just popping in to say hello to everyone.

Anyone got any crackin' good anime reaction faces? Need a new AB profile pic
>>
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Mum got really annoyed at me last night because I said if someone had a gun and said they were going to shoot my niece or my cat I would tell them to shoot my niece.
>>
I went on a date yesterday and the girl told me she's going to portugal when her compensation comes through (??), okay that's a bit weird maybe she was in an accident I don't wanna ask. Then says her boyfriend has a house there (?????).

She was a nice girl. 40 quid lost for no reason . Was sitting on the train in silence after as she natted away. after we got off, said our goodbyes and I went in the opposite direction to avoid her.
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i drank too much purple lean yesterday lads and now I'm having horrible stomach cramps, they are so bad my heartrate is at 160-180 constantly just due to the pain
>>
>>26127663
did you just come out with that or was it an answer to a question?

>>26127672
bet you asked her out didn't you. see, that's why you let them ask you out.

>>26127694
fuck off nigger.
>>
>>26127710
>fuck off nigger.
I'm a project ghost, I'm a hood apparition, murder on my mind, money is my mission

I'm not a nigger but i feel awesome like one when I'm on dat lean
>>
>>26127601
I'm telling the govna, your not letting me share for the pure pleasure of sharing

>walk like a dinosaur

It's an old joke about learning quick and convincing others that know the subject matter that you are there one of them

or that's what it meant to me the simply forgotten bonsai tree
http://youtu.be/UaH29rdiEN8
>on the loose
>>
>>26116994
Most people I've spoke to can't stand Americans and I agree they are really annoying
>>
>>26127710

>did you just come out with that or was it an answer to a question?

She kept going on about children of people she knows and it was just annoying me because I don't really like children.
>>
>>26127733
desu unless asked that was a bit of a dick statement. autism/10
>>
>>26127721
NO ONE CARES

NO ONE EVER CARES

YOU PUT WAY TOO MUCH EFFORT IN

ON ONE CARES
>>
>>26127731
Almost every American I met on my travels was a pain in the arse. Too loud, too forward and too up their own backside.
>>
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>just done my night shift grocer work in tescos
>literally non stop stacking a single aisle with 2 other brehs and it still took 7.5 hrs of work


REEEE! I THOUGHT THIS WAS A CUSHY EFFORTLESS JOB!!!

oh well, 9.70 an hour and all that activity combined 2.5 grams of steroids I pretty much burn 4500+ calories a day now.

>sausages, pork loin steak and mashed veg at 2pm
>ham, cheese and veg baguette plus protein shake at 9pm
>grilled spicy minced meat and a lot of rice plus a snackie cake at 2:30am
>2 honeycomb cookies and a steak pie 7:30am on the way home
>5 sausages and mashed veg 9:15am then went to bed


I wake up looking leaner than I've ever been, fuck me I'll get super ripped by the time I take my holidays on fridays to do some nightclubbing.
>>
>>26127764

Why? I prefer my cat, she is mine and I look after her so I am kind of her parent, I've had her for a long time. I only see my niece once every two weeks or something.
>>
>>26127789
I'M A PAKI

I'M A NORMIE

I'M A WAGESLAVE

DIE
>>
>>26127789
>steroids
stop right now. you will end up looking like a fat woman. if you already lift so much you'll be ripped anyway, you don't need that garbage.
>>
>>26127731
>>26127783
I know this feel. its why so many write books, they think their opinion on something is important.

>>26127794
theres having an opinion, and theres being intentionally nasty. your inability to judge other peoples reactions is autism.
>>
>>26127789
post body bb
>>
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it's all or nothing
>1
>0

Guess witch I picked yee prick
>>
>>26127811

>lifting
>without roids

LOL mate, unless you have BBC genetics you're gonna end up looking like pajeet in the gym lifting natural.

>>26127805

I'm half flip master race.

Also at least I pay taxes unlike you JSA mooching chav kek (implying I didn't go on welfare for 6 months before workin).
>>
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>>26127805
I will come and murk you blad, inshallah
>>
>>26127825

I know it was quite a controversial opinion but it was a legitimate one, it wasn't like I said I hope she died.

Don't understand why people think humans are more deserving of life than pets, a lot of people really care for their dogs or cats.
>>
>>26127836
>thinking that you need actual drugs to do what people have done for 100,000 years
enjoy your man breasts
>>
>>26127836
I wouldn't bother with Steds cause all my friends think I'm massive.

I'll just take the looooong journey to mutant mode.
>>
>>26127836
YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A DIRTY SHITSKIN

ATLEAST YOU'LL DIE SOON
>>
Just cracked open a delicious and refreshing banana bread beer lads, available from most supermarkets or your local bargain booze outlet.
>>
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>>26127878

At 2 Oclock?
>>
>>26127853

>implying people weren't dyel manlets till better nutrition/food/healthcare came out

average height during world war 2 was like 5'7 little nigga.

Amateur physique bodybuilders today are more ripped/better than mr olympia candidates of the 70s.
>>
>>26127878
1.25 in Asda for all my plebs.
>>
>>26127891

That's right m9, you can enjoy it any time of the day or night, have it at lunch, have it at dinner, pour it on your cereal.
>>
Lads, mum keeps having a go at me because I don't want to have conversations with my brother.

The thing is we have absolutely nothing in common and nothing to talk about, whenever he tries talking to me he normally comes in, says one word, then looks at me expecting me to do the rest and whines when I don't.

What the fuck am I meant to do about that, if someone wants to talk they've got to think of something to talk about, it's like being on a date with a woman where they expect you to think of absolutely everything and keep them entertained. Boils my buns I tell you.
>>
>>26127971
bend him over your knee
then he'll do the talking
>>
>>26127971
Ask him if he votes labour
>>
bit sad about getting up late lads, but i only managed to sleep at about 9am for a few hours. doubt i will sleep tonight either.
>>
>>26127993
My family is full of union voting Labour men.

Don't think they like Jezza though because of his immigrant and welfare policies, not good old working class Labour enough for them.
>>
>>26128030
But they were fine with Rotherham?
>>
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>>26128004
You definitely won't be sleeping tonight lad
>>
Pixie Lott is too cute, would love to see her take paki cock.
>>
>reading my drunken posts from last night

Depressing lads. Can we just have a new thread each day please?
>>
>>26128105
AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

GROSS
>>
>>26128112
Janny would go mental if we did that.
>>
can a paki get a black eye?

we should test it out
>>
>>26128112
lol normalshit, no posts stick out here. you should read my delusional, psychotic circumcisionramblings. post after post, all hitting the character limit
>>
Anyone in Dover?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zv7PcIkPR0
>>
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>>26128211
Any of you tossers up for a genuine, once in a life time, authenticated, "culturally enriching", good old fashioned, no holds barred fist fight with a hench 6'2 pakistani bloke? I'll buy you a pint afterwards even though I don't drink. I just want to feel something before the month of January is over and done with, you know what I mean?
>>
I don't think you're ready for this jelly
>>
>>26128250
That's a fresh one
>>
any of you normalshits up for a fist fight with a 6'8" lanklet? I'll buy you an energy drink afterwards
>>
>>26128030
>Labour
I took a croissant and put those cold mini sausages you buy in a big pack inside it. My nan said the French would weep if they could see this, I'd say they'd weep if they knew you voted for labour who let paki's get away with raping little girls and bombing places. She slapped me hard and I just froze, wasn't sure what the right reaction was.
>>
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>flip
>>
woke up early, 1 o clock to bid on the thing, didn't win the thing. now im too tired to do anything but its a bit late to go back to bed.
>>
>>26128321
What did she say after that? I assume you didn't smack her back and call her a cuck.
>>
>>26127836
Mate you're a shelf stacking monkey. You are the chav here.
>>
>>26128347
been posted loads of times before

stale pasta
>>
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>>26128098
lewd, but i like it lad.
>>
>used full fat milk instead of skimmed with my ASDA meal replacement

I CAN FEEL THE GAINS
>>
>>26127836
>needs to roid to build muscle
>master race
>thinks he's top dog now he is a shelf stacker paying his taxes
>made many posts laughing at 'wagies' and his 'free gubernent muniez'
>still claims he not a paki
>>
>>26128250
P-P-P-P-PAKI REEEEMIX
>>
>>26128248
aye, it's all happening
>>
snowing pretty heavy here lads
>>
>>>/pol/62509007

anyone /Dover/ here?
>>
>>26128778
>literally flying a swastika
SIEG HEIL
>>
>>26128250
Probably not since I'm a big baby, but where do you live? I'd like the offer to be open at least
>>
Finally ran out of money today lads, ended up buying some eggs and ramen with ~30 10p coins

thinking about just ending it
>>
The drugs don't work, they just make it worse
>>
>>26129056
Drugs are bad
>>
>>26128966
where do you live

i'll give you some decent food
>>
new thread for today's use my good lads

>>26129076
>>26129076
>>26129076
>>
>>26129056
>>26129067
The song refers to his father dying and the treatment not working
>>
>>26129056
>>26129067
yes, drugs are very very bad kids. all you need is a good hug and a good waifu.
>>
>>26129078
Way up in Dundee
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