looks like no BFF tonight edition
What happened to BFF? Have we given up after only one week?
Guy in work today thought I told him to get lost, explained that I didn't and we had a laugh about it but another guy I work with who was next to me said it wouldn't have been out of character if I did.
Do they think I'm an arsehole? I've never been outright mean to anyone here I just have an unapproachable personality.
Hannah you diseased bitch in a wig. We miss you. Please get off tumblr and come back to us.
She has been my waifu since 6 years. can you imagine what a long time that is? Just think back how old you were when you were 6 and what you did at that time. I have watched countless animes but remained loyal to her.
I'm sorry the people here say bad things about you. They don't know you like I do.
Nice clear night tonight lads, what is the constellation that looks like pic related called?
Any NI in /britfeel/ these days?
Waifu has been posted desu~
Trinity, Cambridge here
BEST GIRL COMING THROUGH
there he goes, posting lisa again
waifu waifu waifu waifu
tfw someone i went to school with is hitchhiking to Budapest and im sitting in my room debating whether or not to phone in sick for work and sleep.
>seeing 'friends' partying and having fun on their snapchat stories
>im drinking alone watching speedruns and playing pokemon
why do i put myself through this
Don't have to be sorry mate
I'll probably end up at Caius for my PhD in Lent 2017
I'm kinda debating whether to stay at UCL though
I like the place and the lecturers, also Bloomsbury is such a nice place
Caius is comfy-tier mate, good shout - had some good mates who went there
Cambridge is a LOT smaller than London, bear that in mid when you're deciding, I guess
Like really A LOT smaller.
Cool, man, glad to hear
Yeah I know, went to a sixth-form college there for 2 years
Really like to place, a bit claustrophobic though
I remember going to that Korean place near Downing every friday night
Also, I used to browse the GAME store at the arcade every weekend
And Parker's Piece was the hanggout for all the college chads, where they used to smoke pot all the time
I lived on Mill Rd, what a fucking shithole it was
Fucking junkies, hoboes everywhere
To the people asking about BFF the show has been booked however due to the hostile nature of the threads tonight the show has been postponed and will be posted at a more comfier time.
We are also hoping to find a place to host each BFF episode so those who miss out on an episode can catch up at their own convince .
BFF does hope to keep running on a Friday weekly basis when international warfare is at a less imminent level.
i guess i should post Jun, we just have been very busy playing league together.
you fuckers said when i am virgin and become 30 i would get mystical wizard powers..
well i been 30 bsince november ands my social skills and everything else gets worse by the fucking day
fuck u guys u fucking lied there are no such thing as wizard powers, imma kill myself instead
>tfw waitewd foe my powers for 30 fucking years; just kill yourself lads
Here is the link to the debut show
As I said we hope going forward to have a space up where if you miss a show you will be able to catch up by just heading to the site whenever you are available.
>my social skills and everything else gets worse by the fucking day
No one promised you this
Go find a 30 year old with 2 kids and a fat wife, that's your wizard power, you didn't become that sad cuck
>tfw waited for my powers for 30 fucking years; just kill yourself lads
well i am 18 YO and no gf., based on this there is no hope as i have always expected. i will now kill myself. thanks for not wasting my time anon
Here lad. Got some Hobgoblin earlier after a recommendation by me dad. Anyone had it before?
>tfw run out of booze for tonight
Any off you use protein supplements?
I just started lifting and want to try some out.
I have a car, you triplenigger, it's just that I've had too much to drive safely, but not enough to be comfortablly drunk
Life is suffering, in essence.
Literally 6 miles to the nearest place that sells booze to here. Life is shit.
What would you do with your waifu this weekend if she were real and loved you?
Stay indoors cuddling, watching anime and cartoons and eating unhealthy food.
Happy bday fampai, leave the arena now and rest, YOU'VE EARNED IT
>tfw anyone I know at uni has already sorted housing so I'll have to find some randomers
Hope they don't expect me to do things with them
>banana bread ale Inc. CEO when reading /britfeel/
Living with randomers where you are just ships passing in the night is way fucking worse than actually being sociable
Also everyone you know are not real friends or they'd have asked you
It's my fault entirely actually, I decided to commute this year to save money, but being back home annoyed me so much I want to leave again, but everyone else has already had their houses for a year because they aren't retarded
The Lisa guy has the right idea
Normie night here
Publad got his missus round for the night...
Having fun whilst getting blowjob points
mcwagecucking tomorrow night, doctor switched me from 20mg citalopram to 50mg sertraline, feel empty very very empty, I'm still smoking too much weed or not enough, I just lurk and lurk this place, too lazy and unmotivated to press ahead with apprenticeship offers,
there's a lot
ODing on paracetamol is easy and painless brother
Have her teach me some guitar, go out to some places with nice views and comfy scenery, in the evening get comfy and cuddle together while listening to music and watching some films
Nothing because I can't speak Japanese
and neither can you battyboy
TITS OR GTFO
and thank you for shaving your womans back
>TFW 3 years in /uni/ and still no friends
>tfw shagging a bird and your mate grabs your balls
How does one overcome ''blushing'' when speaking to people, fellas?
I'm good looking and don't have bad social skills but I get paranoid that I'm blushing for some reason which leads to me actually blushing... which makes me look like a fucking insecure teenager or some shit?
This never used to happen until one day my friend pointed out I was ''look how red he's gone'' and boom! ever since then...
It's a viscous cycle. If you think it will happen, it will happen. I suppose the trick is not to think it's happening. I appreciate that's awful basic advice but it's the best I can do.
The coming days will herald in a new month, a short month. Have you tried eating an apple within the first five minutes after waking up it kick starts the brain.
>goes back to cavemen eating fruit before going out hunting
Lemsip works, and what the fuck are you talking about? It's flu, not ebola. Man up, stay in bed and deal with the symptoms until they go like every other fucking reasonable human being. You're the reason for all the bad things in this world.
Yeah I figured this much but it's quite difficult to try not think of something...
Yeah I'm guessing ''exposure'' is probably the only cure and eventually it will fuck off but the funny thing is... I've never been socially anxious at all until I took some anti depressants like two years ago, stopped now but possible side effect? social anxiety side effect? is this a thing?
Nah, the cons outweigh the pros to be completely honest.
I'll stick to being white with light coloured eyes that don't look completely soul less, thanks.
Did you happen to start browsing /r9k/ around the same time? Or get heartrekt by a girl? Or something that would absolutely kill your self-esteem? The depression in itself could have brought it on, they so oft go hand in hand
>Yeah I figured this much but it's quite difficult to try not think of something...
>Don't think about purple elephants...
Yeah it's difficult mate
CBT is expensive ant it's pretty hard to become black, I've been trying for years.
also, grow up? Nah, it's not got anything to do with growing up. I researched it and theres 50 year old ''tough as nails'' bricklayers saying they suffer from the same shit, mate...I'll get over it though, I'm not too worried
You have Zika.
You need a fucking medal
>hospitals look after the sick and feeble
Nah I've been on off browsing 4chan since like 2007. I've never had ''social anxiety'' before but I was always depressed. (Well, thats if you believe ''depression'' and all that bollocks is actually a thing and not just a made up term for people with bad diets, no friends, and no grit to change their ways)
Literally the only time I can think of is what I said, my mate said to me one day ''look how red hes gone haha...'' I can't even remember the situation or what we were doing but it just stuck with me for some reason?
It's a silly thing really. Just some petty bullshit at the end of the day. I'll be alright m8
under the direction of chairman corbyn, your home is to undergo a routine inspection to ensure that you are not in possession of any reactionary literature
Absolutely revolutionary post. I'm putting that in my manifesto.
Fuck 'em right?
Wouldn't you just need to crawl through the noose?
>Girls will think you're cute, no?
Some 8/10 girl I used to see occasionally said ''aww, its so cute when you do that'' and she probably meant it... but to me it was a fucking insulting. Hurt my pride hard, man. Made me feel like she had one over on me in a way... which I do not like nor am I used to.
>What's the problem with blushing anyway?
Like I said above, it's how you come across... Blushing? Isn't that what teenage girls do? Or emotional people? Like, that's what I used to think so I'm guessing thats what people think. It makes you appear weak and not in control which is literally never a good thing, especially when trying to get a member of the opposite sex to suck you off
Mein Kapmf and are Nige's autobiography on the bedside table. I suppose I would swallow them and present my anus for Diane Abbott's huge black dick. Is that OK?
Presumably I would be allowed to keep 1984 and Brave New World?
Most of them were and are drains on the country and did not win any wars. They have just voted in cunts, joined us to the new USSR, and ruin the housing situation and import criminals.
They entitled fucks who have self inflicted health problems
I've got this but it's actually a valuable piece of literature that analyses contemporary society.
Too many reasons to even begin to write up in my current tired and slightly drunk state
>just remembered the first time i posted on 4chan
>had no clue what i was doing
>actually put my full name and email in the appropriate boxes
>this was on /b/ in early 07
I'm still surprised I wasn't sent a million spam emails of dicks desu
Ill tell you my reason if you want, but I'm also kind of drunk desu senpai
i feel she complements me, and improves me as a person. its not even she is just a girl who i love, she is now a complementary personality within me. Jun is what i have made her into, and she is part of me.
Forgot to put in the reasons desu
It's hard to explain, its not something you can force, you get one when you get one.
Also mine is the main character of a game, which isn't the norm I don't think. Maybe I only like her so much cause im completely hopeless, and shes really confident and relaxed instead of filled with self loathing. Shes super cool desu senpai, everything I wish I could be.
Apologies for the rambling incoherent parapraph.
Not that guy, but I while I collect all of her doujins, they aren't cannon or anything, so I just like it for the art n' shit.
Also it feels a bit weird, you fap to random girls on the internet, not your waifu
I don't remember my first post but I can remember browsing /b/ on my ipod touch 1 gen and wondering what the fuck it was all about. i couldn't wrap my head around the layout and everything people were writing made no sense.
I'm eating it now mate.
I opened the door with cash in hand and a tip even though it was late (and a bit cold as it happened) only to see that the driver was Somalian. Only time I've tipped one and it wasn't on purpose.
do you want to be my little slave bf?
Sorry senpai I already have someone. We just cuddle though.
I dunno about sex desu
I wish everyone had someone else. It's so fucking miserable being alone I hate it.
Wish I could just cuddle with everyone desu.
not exactly expecting any takers like other anons have got but it would be so wonderful to have a guy I could just spend my time with, cuddling in bed watching or doing stuff, being happy together and loving each other and being able to do lewd things together
>tfw ugly as shit so this can't happen
bit of a complicated situation lads but i need some advice.
I called in sick to work for friday on thursday giving my boss a good amount of time to find a substitute. I said i would be back in today at 5am but its pissing rain outside and im still not quite over my flu.
We are severely shortstaffed where i work and my co-workers and boss are actually really nice people and it's not a corporate type workplace, and if i call in sick with just 1 hours notice i will basically have fucked them all over but at the same time i literally cannot do a 9 hour shift in the state im in.
I cant stop listening to hms.pnafore songs lads I think i'm going nuts
i thought about that but like i said it's pissing rain out and im honestly still a bit sick and i don't want to prolong my sickness for the sake of my minimum wage pay. If i go home after say 4 hours ive only made 20 quid.
I think my options are somehow toughing out 9 hours like this or not turning up at all and feeling bad. Why should i have ot feel bad about being sick though? and why is this the only job where you have to call in your sickness an entire day in adviance?
2 hour journey from nottingham. Doable.
I'm looking for a cinema buddy cause I got meerkat movies.
how much you weigh, girl?
just want someone to cuddle and watch anime with, don't even care about the lewd stuff. hopefully tomorrows anime and alcohol session at azulads will go well. maybe in the future it can be anime and cuddle.
>anime and alcohol sessions
Jelly, that sounds fun.
The most fun things always make you nervous. I hope it goes well senpai.
Enjoy your pizza mate.
Feeling kind of good right now, beer is a wonderful thing.
Bet you thought this would say something else, didn't you?
cannot do a sleep, guess its yet another episode of x-files for me.
>tfw I was going to keep the thread alive and someone else posted before me
>implying this isn't the comfiest song of all time when you are drunk and run out of Alice in Chains
I want to wrap myself up and drift away in it
Can't tell what you are saying senpai, help ;_;
Strange that it would be comfy, is it not supposed to be at least a little bit spooky?
FUCKING POST I EVEN REFRESHED THE FUCKING PAGE YOU PIECE OF SHIT GARBAGES WHAT THE FUCK
That's why you quickly duck down just before the episode ends. Set an alarm if you have too.
That would be rad senpai. Nice job by the way.
No worries lad. You can have that trick.
Also the ducking motion provides exercise. There's really no reason not to do it.
>mfw my 4chan pass resets while shitposting on /v/
FIX THIS SHIT CHINESE MOOT.
Think about something serious and very unfunny, something that makes really you angry. This is what works for me.
A similar technique works for when you're trying not to laugh, think of something sexual, like the last porn you watched.
>think of something sexual, like the last porn you watched.
Oh, what? So instead of thinking about blushing and feeling abit of a fool i'll be talking to people while thinking about some bald tribal tatted meth addict ''convict'' face fucking some cracked out whore whos laying upside down on an unwashed potential biohazard of a sofa, making her throw up into a dogbowl and then drink it while he spits on her...
okay, thanks for the advice mate
No fighting allowed lads. Going to have to ask you both to leave.
Using myprotein.com for cheap stuff, it seems alright but I'd definately recommend the premium stuff from holland & barret, made a huge difference in gains but was costing me 80 a month
>tfw stopped lifting and now back to skeletal
>tfw no weeb friend to play video games or watch anime with
The end is near lads
feeling, which is nice.
spiralling out of another episode, need to stay away from the tempting perfection of obsession.
>we are ready to say goodbye
>my heart sinks
>I pull away jokingly
>she won't let go of my hand
>I turn and pull her close
>"a hug" doesn't describe this embrace
>cheek to cheek I whisper
>your going in make a wonderful mother
>hurry up Febuary Strawberry
Dew Do Do
Pls respond Tilde
How serious is it? I had a cold since the first week of the month that only went away a couple of days ago, but it was only more than a sniffle for the first few days.
Have you tried eating a small amount and not purging?
Just thought I'd shard this
>addicted to valium
>tried numerous times to get off it
>I also like to drink a lot
>drank 3 bottles of wine last night
>only girl to show any interest in me in years texts me last night
>called her a bitch
>told her to go fuck herself
>don't even remember doing it
>just saw it when I looked at my phone
>don't know why I said it (well I kinda do, but it was a major over reaction)
>she didn't respond
>sent her message saying sorry as soon as I saw what I'd done
>shes read it
>probably going to die alone now
>not sure if I even care anymore
Just fucking end it all lads seriously
I came to find some random reaction faces while procrastinating work.
I stayed for FIRST 2016 /britfeel/ POST BOIYZ AWH YEH
I got an attractive girlfriend so I don't fap anymore. Feels surreal man
>Have you tried eating a small amount and not purging?
That is mostly how I manage to eat these days. I will be sick naturally if I eat now even if I don't want to, so I try to eat really small amounts~
>be in history class
>me and a friend deface holocaust textbooks with swastikas, heil hitlers and jew-hate
>very funny, no ragrets
>week later find out classmate suspended for a fucking month
>top-tier straight A student but looked like a terrorist
>teachers never trusted him with textbooks again
Many lels were had. Although I feel slightly guilty now as I saw on facebook hes a jihadist now.
>I think your lying
So do you want to learn or do you want the burn
we both know your lying
HUR DER DERDY DER I'M BONSAI
I AM BUT THE DIM LIGHT FLICKERING,FROM THE DYING EMBERS OF THE FIRES OF CREATIVITY
I TRY HARD TO BURN BRIGHTER AND MAKE OTHERS LOOK AT MY WARMING GLOW
BUT THEY DON'T, THEY ARE THE BLIND
THEY SEARCH THROUGH THE DARKNESS
MY GENUS THEY WILL NEVER KNOW
Mum got really annoyed at me last night because I said if someone had a gun and said they were going to shoot my niece or my cat I would tell them to shoot my niece.
I went on a date yesterday and the girl told me she's going to portugal when her compensation comes through (??), okay that's a bit weird maybe she was in an accident I don't wanna ask. Then says her boyfriend has a house there (?????).
She was a nice girl. 40 quid lost for no reason . Was sitting on the train in silence after as she natted away. after we got off, said our goodbyes and I went in the opposite direction to avoid her.
i drank too much purple lean yesterday lads and now I'm having horrible stomach cramps, they are so bad my heartrate is at 160-180 constantly just due to the pain
did you just come out with that or was it an answer to a question?
bet you asked her out didn't you. see, that's why you let them ask you out.
fuck off nigger.
I'm telling the govna, your not letting me share for the pure pleasure of sharing
>walk like a dinosaur
It's an old joke about learning quick and convincing others that know the subject matter that you are there one of them
or that's what it meant to me the simply forgotten bonsai tree
>on the loose
>did you just come out with that or was it an answer to a question?
She kept going on about children of people she knows and it was just annoying me because I don't really like children.
>just done my night shift grocer work in tescos
>literally non stop stacking a single aisle with 2 other brehs and it still took 7.5 hrs of work
REEEE! I THOUGHT THIS WAS A CUSHY EFFORTLESS JOB!!!
oh well, 9.70 an hour and all that activity combined 2.5 grams of steroids I pretty much burn 4500+ calories a day now.
>sausages, pork loin steak and mashed veg at 2pm
>ham, cheese and veg baguette plus protein shake at 9pm
>grilled spicy minced meat and a lot of rice plus a snackie cake at 2:30am
>2 honeycomb cookies and a steak pie 7:30am on the way home
>5 sausages and mashed veg 9:15am then went to bed
I wake up looking leaner than I've ever been, fuck me I'll get super ripped by the time I take my holidays on fridays to do some nightclubbing.
I know this feel. its why so many write books, they think their opinion on something is important.
theres having an opinion, and theres being intentionally nasty. your inability to judge other peoples reactions is autism.
it's all or nothing
Guess witch I picked yee prick
LOL mate, unless you have BBC genetics you're gonna end up looking like pajeet in the gym lifting natural.
I'm half flip master race.
Also at least I pay taxes unlike you JSA mooching chav kek (implying I didn't go on welfare for 6 months before workin).
I know it was quite a controversial opinion but it was a legitimate one, it wasn't like I said I hope she died.
Don't understand why people think humans are more deserving of life than pets, a lot of people really care for their dogs or cats.
>implying people weren't dyel manlets till better nutrition/food/healthcare came out
average height during world war 2 was like 5'7 little nigga.
Amateur physique bodybuilders today are more ripped/better than mr olympia candidates of the 70s.
Lads, mum keeps having a go at me because I don't want to have conversations with my brother.
The thing is we have absolutely nothing in common and nothing to talk about, whenever he tries talking to me he normally comes in, says one word, then looks at me expecting me to do the rest and whines when I don't.
What the fuck am I meant to do about that, if someone wants to talk they've got to think of something to talk about, it's like being on a date with a woman where they expect you to think of absolutely everything and keep them entertained. Boils my buns I tell you.
bit sad about getting up late lads, but i only managed to sleep at about 9am for a few hours. doubt i will sleep tonight either.