Things normies say: >Be yourself >You can do it it you

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>there's someone for everyone

>>26110174
Why don't depressed people just get happy? :))

>>26110174
>i have a gf
>we all are intelligent
>everyone is born free and equal
>sexism exists
>black people are nice and racists should just die

>>26110174
Which are all true in a general sense. Gee, what awful people.

>>26110174
All of these are true, though

>>26110174
>Men are from Jupiter and women from Venus
>I'm not my color, my sex, or my class

>>26110174
>eat less to lose weight

But that's how it works anon.

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>College will be the best time of your life dude!
IT'S NOT YOU FUCKING LIAR
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>26110251
maybe in reddit la la land

this is not reddit

this site is not for you

>>26110307
good luck eating less when that is the remaining positive stimulus in your life.

>>26110240
>>26110251
>be yourself
>true
even if that were good advice, imperatives still can't be true or false

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About Insomnia:
>have you tried falling asleep?

>>26110363
>bruh just like close your eyes and think about nothing

>>26110351
Well, there is truth to it and works for the average person. But because you are so insecure and filled with contempt, no, simply being yourself is not going to work. You need to better yourself first.

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>Why sit there being depressed? Go out, meet people and talk to them!

I will fucking gut you. Enough is enough and enough I've had.

Just think happy thoughts!

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>YOU DON'T TALK MUCH DO YOU?
>WHY ARE YOU SO QUIET?!

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>Anon, your legs won't heal if you sit in that wheelchair all day.

>>26110483
Well, why don't you?

>>26110363
>>26110427
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCpNWWLjMHo

>>26110349
Then don't expect to lose weight.

Why is this so hard for people to understand?

>Ugh, I wish I wasn't so fat
OK, Then improve your diet, maybe start an exerci-
>NO. I LIKE EATING LIKE A PIG. WHY CANT I JUST STUFF MY FACE WITH DORITOS AND STILL LOSE WEIGHT? LIFE IS SO HARD

If you want to be fat that's cool too. But don't whine about there being nothing you can do when there is a very obvious and accessible solution right in front of you

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>"the bullies will have it worse"

you had to lie straight on my face huh?
my bullies are chads now.

>>26110329
>tfw you smoke weed throughout university and have about 3 friends you actively see (including your dealer)

>>26110622
tough times for bob burgerguy