Ok anons, let's hear your pain and pleasure.
Post the best thing that happened to you today.
Then post the worst thing that happened to you today.
Maybe your day was baka desu senpai but ngl you should tell me about it.
Best: Had a nice conversation with 3 other people, including 2 girls, one of which I'm pretty sure wants the D.
Worst: Was walking home with one of them, and it was awkward.
Best thing: Signed the rent contract for my own apartment.
Worst: Had a dream where I was about to fuck a qt when some blacks with Eric Andre started laughing and cockblocked me.
You win some, you lose some.
Worst: accidentally poured nail polish remover on my raw and bleeding knuckles from working with cardboard all day, then had to endure a shower with soap that further dried out and irritated my hands
Best: Work had BBQ catering to celebrate us meeting our inventory goals for the year, got free food and nobody was there when I showed up so I got to eat in peace.
Doctor finally agreed to put me on anti depressants
Her reasoning for not before was because it causes erectile dysfunction and as a young man in my """prime""" it could cause issues, but she said today I'm so severely depressed, unlikable and unfuckable that's not a factor anymore.
I was having this dream where I was in middle school and Jeb Bush was the principal and we were about to have this badass shotgun battle on top of a tall building
My alarm went off right as he was delivering a philosophical speech before the battle and I woke up
my yearly resolution is to unite the germanic peoples under one banner
Best: Succesful day at work and listened to some great music while doing it.
Worst: Get to spend the weekend with my girlfriend who I started hating latelu whose dad died and I actually want to leave her but can't because have to wait till everything settles down.
>mfw non-greyed out tick on a decision like that
Best: thought of my OP gpus in either one of my PCs
Worst: couldn't get the motivation to turn either one on
My tea-making skills were complimented by several people at work.
Yes, I'm a bongerI've stopped drinking it because I think I might be lactose-intolerant, but I still make it for others as a break from working.
I keep having to shit twice a day, and it means the anal fissure I have can't heal properly. Bright red blood on the paper by the end, every time.
I also take half an hour to wipe for some reason, which only makes that problem worse. That alone would be the worst thing today, but it's essentially normal for me now.
this is technically today because it happened after midnight
>junior in college
>one is a redneck
>the other is a redditor
>spend the night replacing redditor's car radio together
>one of redneck's friends also comes over, sorta qt short blonde freshman
>me and the girl don't really do anything, just sit in the back of the car and fuck around while redneck does all the work
>i'm fucking hilarious, she laughs at every one of my jokes for hours
>think she might be into me a bit, at least slightly
>finish fixing radio
>start cleaning up garbage in the lobby
>she's sleeping in redneck's room for the night
good: comfortably talked to a qt girl for a few hours and she seemed into me
bad: she wasn't
>trying to think of good things that happened today
>got a slight sense of satisfaction from knowing that someone I know had a valid, acceptable reason for not seeing me this weekend, instead of the usual ambiguity that makes me so paranoid and insecure
>the reason was that her bf, who's a great guy, had something like a stroke and has been in the hospital all week
>wonder if this is why I'm on /r9k/
>Pros: today is my birthday so i went to a all you can eat japanese buffet
>participated in some fun threads
>successfully infiltrated high level FOBS in MGSV
>Cons:nothing at all im pretty good for once
They never reply, and never invite me to anything.
I don't think they do much, but I'm sure it's more than nothing.
They all have significant others to do stuff with at the weekends, but I have no-one, and yet they still meet up for "girl's nights". I would appreciate that bit of socialisation a lot more than they would.
I am very lonely, and often bored, as I'm sure you can tell.
>One of my home boys had some gummy worms
>Made my research paper bearable
>shit was choice.
>eat too many gummy worms
>mouth still feels and tastes kinda weird
That's all. Today was an okay day.
Chances are he downloaded to keep as a trophy of his endeavours.
Nice run boy, your legs gone ache.
Come on man, you don't need other people to have fun. Take the solitary pill. It might not be optimal, but it makes life bearable. Hope just prolongs our torments.
>Take the solitary pill
I've tried. I rarely try to organise anything with others, because I'm so used to either them being 'busy' or not even replying.
I still want the company of others though. Guess I'm hoping for some sort of miracle at this point.
>Had a test today, went pretty smooth
>Pretty much the whole day when I was not at home, I have been messing around with some member of some big scary gang and they've threatened to beat the shit out of me
>They're known for beating people up in public places and if the victim tells the authorities they'd pretty much break their or his friends legs
Worst: Have to leave in a bit to talk to my ex for the first time since we broke up last week. So that'll be fucking fun
Best: I accidentally slept through my class, so I just got high and ate Indian food instead
Overall, gonna be shit for a sec then get real good. Plus it's the weekend before Mardi Gras, so there's all kinda of shit going on this weekend
Best: I just peeped this new anime called ERASED. I haven't been into anime for years now but I caught wind of this show and decided to try it on a lark. A pleasant surprise indeed.
Worst: I sorta realized I'm a bit to ugly and impersonal to be meaningful in anyone's life, even my own.
>I'm a bit to ugly and impersonal to be meaningful in anyone's life, even my own.
I'm not sure it's those things specifically (could well be), but I never really seem to matter in people's lives.
Best: Got the highest possible employee rating at a company of 400,000+
Worst: Still doesn't fill the void of worthlessness within me.
Best: Cooked pretty nice tomato-bellpepper concoction and ok meatballs
Worst: Discovered at least two species of mold growing in a pot that had some water from steaming broccoli in it and stood around for 1-2 weeks. One of them looked kinda like those fungi you see on trees, only grey, and the other one floated on the water and looked like grey fur with dark spots placed in a surprisingly orderly fashion, and it was like 3-4 inches in diameter
Best: Started weekend
Worst: Ran into some guys i knew in school
They were all laughing, one of them mentioned a video, i hope they don't mean the stupid videos i used to film with my geek friends.
Best: It's my birthday today and people are acknowledging my existence for the first time in a while today.
Worst: I watched my cat die of cancer in my living room 3 hours ago and buried her an hour ago.
Not a great birthday.
Best: oneitis and I were relaxing and she told me to lean in because she wanted to tell me a secret, and when I did, she kissed me on the cheek, and then we kissed for a while. First time, btw.
Worst: had to walk 10 miles.
had sex with my gf
didn't get into one of the uni classes I wanted to take
Overall a pretty good day famalam