Best and Worst 29/01/16

Worst: Got Party Vanned for doing stupid shit on the dark net years ago

Best: Didn't get charged with anything, Got engaged to a gorgeous 9/10 and bought a house

Best thing
I managed to sleep in spite of the worst heartburn ive ever had

Worst thing
The rest of my day

>worst
I woke up
>best
I had an awesome dream

>>26108940
Woops I'm half asleep and read it as best/worst of 2015, not of the day.

>>26108940
what kind of shit were you doing on the dark net might i ask?

>>26108992
Cheese pizza. I was an edgelord in my teens and got hooked on chasing more and more taboo shit after 4chan ruined normal porn for me.

>>26109035
and does you're "gorgeous 9/10" know about you're cheese pizza?

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>>26108914
Best thing: Signed the rent contract for my own apartment.

Worst: Had a dream where I was about to fuck a qt when some blacks with Eric Andre started laughing and cockblocked me.

You win some, you lose some.

>>26109062
Yep she was in the house with me when we got raided. Like I said it was all years ago and I wasn't into the pizza itself, just the thrill and taboo of pursuing it.

>>26108987
tell de dream?

>>26108914
Worst: accidentally poured nail polish remover on my raw and bleeding knuckles from working with cardboard all day, then had to endure a shower with soap that further dried out and irritated my hands
Best: Work had BBQ catering to celebrate us meeting our inventory goals for the year, got free food and nobody was there when I showed up so I got to eat in peace.

>>26109152
Fuck, ow.
Also, sounds britty gud.

>best

Doctor finally agreed to put me on anti depressants

>worst

Her reasoning for not before was because it causes erectile dysfunction and as a young man in my """prime""" it could cause issues, but she said today I'm so severely depressed, unlikable and unfuckable that's not a factor anymore.

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>>26108987
same

>best
I was having this dream where I was in middle school and Jeb Bush was the principal and we were about to have this badass shotgun battle on top of a tall building
>worst
My alarm went off right as he was delivering a philosophical speech before the battle and I woke up

best thing that happened today was seeing mysterys vag

it's so poofy and qt

>best
I'm single again
>worst
I'm single again

>>26109763
How 2 get grills in the first place? :(

>>26110069
No idea, but I'm pretty sure she's going to be the first and last one I ever have.

>best
I beat my friend in a street race
>worst
I think I'm getting a cold ;_;

Best: Morning sex with the gf, painted her belly with cummies.

Worst: Hungover

>>26108914
Chad said I was funny

I found out my oneitis is a whore.
Apparently she's been sucking cock almost daily.

>>26110312
>Apparently she's been sucking cock
if it was your cock you wouldn't be complaining.

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my yearly resolution is to unite the germanic peoples under one banner

>>26108914
>the best thing that happened to you today

got to fap to some nice tripfag porn

>the worst thing that happened to you today

one of my threads got pruned

Best: Succesful day at work and listened to some great music while doing it.
Worst: Get to spend the weekend with my girlfriend who I started hating latelu whose dad died and I actually want to leave her but can't because have to wait till everything settles down.

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>>26110399
>mfw non-greyed out tick on a decision like that
godspeed, anon

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Best: thought of my OP gpus in either one of my PCs

Worst: couldn't get the motivation to turn either one on

Best: had a good talk with a friend of mine
Worst: woke up after experiencing sleep paralysis and was too afraid to fall back to sleep

>>26110399
(((koniggratzer Marsch intensifies))))

Best: Talked to my girlfriend on the phone and ate a burger.

Worst: Depressed as hell all day long.

Best
My tea-making skills were complimented by several people at work. Yes, I'm a bonger I've stopped drinking it because I think I might be lactose-intolerant, but I still make it for others as a break from working.

Worst
I keep having to shit twice a day, and it means the anal fissure I have can't heal properly. Bright red blood on the paper by the end, every time.
I also take half an hour to wipe for some reason, which only makes that problem worse. That alone would be the worst thing today, but it's essentially normal for me now.

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>>26108914
this is technically today because it happened after midnight
>junior in college
>two acquaintences
>one is a redneck
>the other is a redditor
>spend the night replacing redditor's car radio together
>one of redneck's friends also comes over, sorta qt short blonde freshman
>me and the girl don't really do anything, just sit in the back of the car and fuck around while redneck does all the work
>i'm fucking hilarious, she laughs at every one of my jokes for hours
>think she might be into me a bit, at least slightly
>finish fixing radio
>start cleaning up garbage in the lobby
>girl disappears
>she's sleeping in redneck's room for the night
goddamnit

tl;dr
good: comfortably talked to a qt girl for a few hours and she seemed into me
bad: she wasn't

>>26108940
That must be one hell of a day.

>trying to think of good things that happened today
>got a slight sense of satisfaction from knowing that someone I know had a valid, acceptable reason for not seeing me this weekend, instead of the usual ambiguity that makes me so paranoid and insecure
>the reason was that her bf, who's a great guy, had something like a stroke and has been in the hospital all week
>wonder if this is why I'm on /r9k/

Worst: got dumped, had nightmare
Best: nothing I just woke up 40mins ago

>>26110714
insecurity sucks, I feel for you.

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>Pros: today is my birthday so i went to a all you can eat japanese buffet
>participated in some fun threads
>successfully infiltrated high level FOBS in MGSV
>Cons:nothing at all im pretty good for once

>best
played disgaea: afternoon of darkness all day
>worst
college assignment due in 3 hours, not started yet.

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>>26110759
They never reply, and never invite me to anything.
I don't think they do much, but I'm sure it's more than nothing.
They all have significant others to do stuff with at the weekends, but I have no-one, and yet they still meet up for "girl's nights". I would appreciate that bit of socialisation a lot more than they would.
I am very lonely, and often bored, as I'm sure you can tell.

Best :

>One of my home boys had some gummy worms
>Made my research paper bearable
>shit was choice.

Worst :

>eat too many gummy worms
>mouth still feels and tastes kinda weird

That's all. Today was an okay day.

>>26109081
Question: was this jailbait or kiddy porn, and were you downloading it or just viewing it?

Best: Did a bit of exercise, 4km jog
Worst: I haven't been able to take a proper shit in over a week

>>26110955
Chances are he downloaded to keep as a trophy of his endeavours.

>>26110968
Nice run boy, your legs gone ache.

>>26110905
yum

>>26110903
Come on man, you don't need other people to have fun. Take the solitary pill. It might not be optimal, but it makes life bearable. Hope just prolongs our torments.

>>26111019
>tfw did MMA just two days ago and legs still hurt from it
tomorrow is going to be fun

>>26111019
>Take the solitary pill
I've tried. I rarely try to organise anything with others, because I'm so used to either them being 'busy' or not even replying.
I still want the company of others though. Guess I'm hoping for some sort of miracle at this point.

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Best:
>Had a test today, went pretty smooth
Worst:
>Pretty much the whole day when I was not at home, I have been messing around with some member of some big scary gang and they've threatened to beat the shit out of me
>They're known for beating people up in public places and if the victim tells the authorities they'd pretty much break their or his friends legs

Worst: Have to leave in a bit to talk to my ex for the first time since we broke up last week. So that'll be fucking fun

Best: I accidentally slept through my class, so I just got high and ate Indian food instead

Overall, gonna be shit for a sec then get real good. Plus it's the weekend before Mardi Gras, so there's all kinda of shit going on this weekend

>>26108940
Fucking normie
Should have gone to jail

>>26109763
Normie Ree
etc
etc

Overlapped everyone on the track 3 times.

Worst?
Girl didn't knowledge my existence even though we were supposed to go to sonic later.

best: joking around with friends in class

worst: had to text my ex gf

>>26111479
CWC pls go

>>26111309
Are you like in Russia or Liberia or something? Who the fuck lives like that?

>>26111588
I threatened a guy with a knife, he got pretty pissed.

Best: I just peeped this new anime called ERASED. I haven't been into anime for years now but I caught wind of this show and decided to try it on a lark. A pleasant surprise indeed.

Worst: I sorta realized I'm a bit to ugly and impersonal to be meaningful in anyone's life, even my own.

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>>26111941
>I'm a bit to ugly and impersonal to be meaningful in anyone's life, even my own.
Shit
I'm not sure it's those things specifically (could well be), but I never really seem to matter in people's lives.

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Best: Got the highest possible employee rating at a company of 400,000+

Worst: Still doesn't fill the void of worthlessness within me.

>>26108914
>best
slept until 2
>worst
slept until 2

>>26112191
Rebel against the absurd if you got existential troubles senpai.

>>26109693
Where did you see it ?

Good: Lost virginity
Bad: Nothing

I'm from /fit and I wish you a great time, robots. Just bee yourself and struggle until you make it.

Best: Cooked pretty nice tomato-bellpepper concoction and ok meatballs
Worst: Discovered at least two species of mold growing in a pot that had some water from steaming broccoli in it and stood around for 1-2 weeks. One of them looked kinda like those fungi you see on trees, only grey, and the other one floated on the water and looked like grey fur with dark spots placed in a surprisingly orderly fashion, and it was like 3-4 inches in diameter

>worst
Looked like a retard like usual.
>best
Had a delicious cup of coffee.

>>26108914
Best: Started weekend
Worst: Ran into some guys i knew in school
They were all laughing, one of them mentioned a video, i hope they don't mean the stupid videos i used to film with my geek friends.

worst thing: waking up
best thing: going back to sleep

Best: It's my birthday today and people are acknowledging my existence for the first time in a while today.

Worst: I watched my cat die of cancer in my living room 3 hours ago and buried her an hour ago.

Not a great birthday.

Best: I ordered some stuff that was on sale that I was really looking forward to.
Worst: I now realize due to my crazy sudden spending that I don't have much money left.

Best: oneitis and I were relaxing and she told me to lean in because she wanted to tell me a secret, and when I did, she kissed me on the cheek, and then we kissed for a while. First time, btw.

Worst: had to walk 10 miles.

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>>26108914
>best
had sex with my gf
>worst
didn't get into one of the uni classes I wanted to take

Overall a pretty good day famalam