>Hey anon come over here for a second hehehe! >Do you like

>>26108825
Say a variant of "What do you hope for me to say?"

Tell them you are gay.

>>26108825
How about you graduate high school first kid.

>>26108909
This happens way more often in adulthood than you'd like to believe
>>26108888
also quads

Considering I'm the cool bad boy type, I would just say nothing, pop a cig in my mouth, smirk, and walk away all cool. (to set scene I usually wear a leather jacket)

After you walk up to her and she asks you, just chuckle at her while looking at her face, then walk away. It pisses them off so much and they don't have a comeback for it.

>Start laughing like a madman
works every time

>>26108938
This should work, try it OP!

Oh wait, the 1950's were 60 years ago

>>26108825
>I used to like you but then I heard you were a shitty person so I changed my mind

>>26108938
What decade do you think you are in? And you fags wonder why this board is looked down upon so much
>>26109000
Nice trips

"Shut the fuck up you stupid whore"
And then laugh at them with chad and his friends.

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>I'm asexual. I have transcended beyond such animalistic instincts

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>tackle her down and strip her naked, PUNISH HER!!!!
Justice

>>26108938
zozzled hard tbgh

>>26108825
Say yes, and when this happens:
>HAHAHA OH MY GOD! HEY EVERYONE ANON JUST SAID HE LIKED ME!
Say "YEAH I LIKE YOU, I WANT TO FUCK YOU. GIVE ME THE PUSSY" or something equally obnoxious. They'll never ask you again.

Alpha autist master race.

>>26108931
>This happens way more often in adulthood than you'd like to believe
get out of burgerland

>>26109310
y..yeah I l..like you. I I..want to fuck you.
G..give me that pussie.
he hehe he

>>26108825
Crack a smile and say "are you guys fucking with me?".

>>26108825
Grab your sack and tell her you'd rather fuck an ant hill.

>>26108825
>what is that rancid smell? Is it coming from your mouth or from your cunt
>don't break eye contact
that's probably while i'd come up with later that night after she humiliated me

>>26109345
No, NO!
You're doing it all wrong!
Women will avoid someone who seems like a threat, so you have to act THREATENING! Remember, women are cowards and will never confront someone who seems like a rapist!

Be confident, anon! Put the roastie in her place!

>>26108931
>This happens way more often in adulthood than you'd like to believe
I dont believe that and even if its true why do you care? Just walk away. You _DONT_ have to associate with these people. You can do what you want, your an adult.

>>26108893
Then you get ridiculed for being gay.

>>26108825
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NmgJYdoH0h

>>26109378
>>26109350
>>26109310
>>26109204
>>26109108

>Hey chad! Anon just said this to me! Kick his ass and I'll blow you!

"You're okay, I guess."

>>26108931
Not it fucking doesn't, and if it does why do you bother wasting your time acknowledging them if you know it's a trap?

It's obviously an early high school or elementary school prank.

>>26109420
If child:
>TEACHER, CHAD HIT ME
>chad gets expelled

If adult
>concealed carry lol

>>26109443
High school never ends, desu. Most people stay teenagers their whole lives.

>>26108825
"If you hadn't already had 13 dicks inside you I'd say I'd give you a chance"

>>26108825
Laugh it off, nobody expects you to answer it directly.

>Of course I do, I like everyone!
There's some real autism here I fuckin' tell you

>>26108825
Hi, femanon here. Also I'm a grill btw and female, too. :^)
Only option for redemption:
"Um? I thought we were already dating, Stacy????!?!? Did you not tell everybody?! Stacy and I have been dating for years, we're very in love. Couple of the year." in a joking deeply sarcastic self depricating tone.
Continue with it if it suits their response, but not too much. When they laugh, laugh with them and assert that you're in on the cunty joke. Find an excuse to walk away before they can press the question more. They're going to laugh but you'll win points for going along with the joke. They'll at least be half laughing with you.

>>26108825

I'd take option 2 and walk away.

>>26109612
Interacting with females, everyone.

Kill yourself and delete your shit thread. You must be 12 if this shit is a daily ocurrence for you

>>26109462
To be honest you sound like someone who only graduated high school last year.

>>26109612
Just shut the fuck up you stupid cunt

>>26109764
It's literally the only way you're going to get anything positive out of being blindsided with that question.
But ok.

>>26109462
>>26108931
You sound like you just turned 18.

>>26109612
I really like that approach desu

>>26108825
"Why, is she looking for validation or something?"

>>26109415
It's the current year, anon. Normalfags love gay people.

>>26108888
Quads of truth guys

originalescommentesspangles

>>26109612
You seem to have missed the part where we're not charismatic at all and this would be impossible to pull off.

how about laughing, why do you have to be so serious. your self importance is misplaced.

>>26109612
That's so fucking gay, like omg

>>26110320
I guess back when I was in high school you would get ridiculed.

>>26108825
I once replied with why would I you have a shitty personality, then the teacher overheard and gave me detention for bullying

>>26108825
Say "Yeah, I'd fuck you."

If they're going to make fun of you anyway, you might as well grow a pair and tell that whore you'd fuck her.

>>26108825
Or double down on option 2 and say "IDGAF what she thinks and tell her friends they can eat a load of shit"

>>26108938
Literal autism tbqhwymaaboptadrftoe

>>26108825
Are you in middle school or something? Jesus fuck

This sort of stuff completely killed my confidence with girls in secondary school.

That slightly patronising tone they take where they think you're too stupid enough to realise it's a joke just told me how little they thought of me.

>>26108825
Alternate option: memespout and walk away cracking up because you lost all sense of self respect and dignity long ago

>>26108825
ask them why theyre asking you
if she says some shit like "iunno just because" say
>she's alright
or
>sorry, but there's someone else

>>26108938
3/4 replies are serious
i cant believe this
i lel'd brev

"I don't know, let me see your ass first." and then you turn her around.

The answer depends on the ass, obviously.

literally just brush it off like its real flirting. Look. people are going to make assumptions about you, and if you challenge their assumptions, you will gain confidence until you're not a robot. How about try

Do you like me
>Why do you wanna know?

Pretending there is only three options,,, wont get you very far

>>26109436
This shit is alpha as fuck, not even kidding. Best answer so far

>>26108825
Say no, and tell her why you don't like her. If she pulls that "OH YOU'RE SO MEAN NOW SHE'S CRYING" stuff, then just tell her friends that she's being unreasonable, and that you're not gonna fuck her just because she wants to.

Just say "Yeah, I like you as a person." If they press for more, tell them it's a weird question and you don't want to come off as mean.

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>>26109000
>getting meemayed on this hard

Hohoho kill yourself

Some bitch asked me this in trade school.

>"Heeeey anoooon!!"
>She hugs me while visibly cringing and all the other girls a laughing.
>Stare blankly.
>"How are you doing hot stuff?"
>Kind of stutter "s-stop taking the piss!" and walk off.

I sure showed them. They're all probably fat now anyway.

>>26108825
"I like you as a person/acquaintance"

It's autistic, but avoids the negatives of both 1 and 2.

>>26108825
An alternate option would be to look at her quizzically and respond: "Like you? I don't even know who you are." Keep looking at her for a moment and then continue on your way.

There's only really two effective ways to respond to this scenario whilst retaining some dignity.

1. Punch yourself in the face repeatedly. Don't hold back - for this technique to have the desired outcome you need to punch yourself as hard as you can. Between each punch ask her "Do you like me?". 7 or 8 good hard punches should do it, then just act as though nothing's happened and sit down with them.

No downside here.

2. Pull your cock out of your pants and start masturbating. The key here is to do so very slowly and to stare directly at your own penis for the duration. Again, repeatedly ask 'Do you like me?'

Now downside here.

Another technique I've had great success with is just lunging at the bitch as though I was going to head butt her at full force and screaming 'Do you like me?' Before running away laughing,

Of course, I am a 37 year old man and have had lots if practice perfecting these techniques because you will be in this situation at least once a week for the rest of your life you dumb cunt.

>>26109436
This one could potentially fuck with her later.

>>26109612
A true autist could never pull that off.

"you are a good friend and I cherish your friendship"

It makes it sound like you are not interested without outright saying it.

Also leaves the door open either way if they push it.

>"I mean like-like"

Respond with "ive never really thought about you like that to be honest"

>"oh so you just like being friends"

Respond with "yea, friend is a good way to describe our relationship"

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>>26108825
>hey anon, what do you think of anonette?
>pic related

works every time

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>>26108825
>tfw this happened to me once
>be waiting for train home
>a couple of girls from my school drag me over to one of her friends sitting there looking awkward
>her friends tell me she likes me
>ask me if I like her
>at this point in my life (14 or so) I have no social skills, almost no friends, and get a lot of bullying
>don't know what to do, can't decide if it's a trick to bully me or something genuine; being genuine would probably scare me more because I'm used to bullying
>just walk off to get out of the situation, looking like a spastic

>tfw looking back on it her expression was kind of nervous and sweet
>to this day I still wonder whether they were serious
>maybe I could've turned my life around, stopped it from disintegrating.

Guess I'll never know.

>"why doesn't she just ask me herself?"

I never really ran into this situation since women don't consider me as someone worth talking to.

>>26108825
Just say " No. You know that i hated you my whole life. Your existence annoys me."

>>26109448
On a college campus?

>>26108825
4.Tell her to suck my dick, do a 360 and then walk away while tipping my foot fedoras

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>>26108825
retribution

>>26108963
underrated response right here familial