ITT: people on /r9k/ you recognize
>that guy who thinks attaching a picture of a philosopher to his post will make it seem smart
>that woman that responds with a 2000 word autobiography to any post that mentions gender
>those who respond to "what's your politics" by saying "monarchism"
That guy who hates Buddhism and psychedelics, thinks people suffering from autism are the pinnacle of humanity, and places so much value on IQ tests even though his IQ is way below average.
that guy who always fuckin posts about the crusades motherfucker you are a 20-something white loser who has never fought anyone and you think if you were born 1000 years earlier you'd be on the front lines cutting off mudslime heads you'd be a peasant bro
That 15 year old robot that
>tries to destroy the neet vs wagekecks thread by posting that it all wageis pretending to be neets
>he used to post you are not a robot etc
>he unironically hates normies and believes the robot meme
>he posts about genetics and no free will that he read on wizzardchan
>that guy who tries to ruin comfy cat threads by posting cat gore
>rages with hot white fury over people who like cats
One of the biggest faggots on this board, honestly.
what would the point of getting diagnosed be
i don't have bdd anyways, my body is fucking shit and i'm 0.17/10 at my best. it's not a disorder if it's an accurate perception of my appearance
and i'm aware of how pathetic it is that i saw this within 10 minutes
>unironically liking animals, the natural bootlicker of man
>that guy that legitimately think depression can't be caused by chemical imbalances in the brain
>that guy that thinks everyone with a disorder is faking it or doing it for attention
>that guy that tells people to just get over it
there is no reason for a working class adult male to support capitalism
>that guy who saves my posts as copy pasta the reposts them a couple weeks later
It's fucking surreal and I thought I was going crazy for a while. I know much posts are good, but they're not pasta,
I literally don't even know what wizzardchan is. I just think it's extremely annoying in every mental illness thread to see "IT'S ALL IN YOUR HEADS, YOU WANT TO BE MISERABLE, IF YOU WANT TO IMPROVE JUST DO IT"
It's so obvious you've never suffered or known anyone that's suffered.
>that one guy who keeps starting survery threads
>those 200 faggots who reply to them even tho its completely pointless and nobody reads them
>that guy that shows up after 200 posts and replys to the op with a snarky remark
>they think we're role playing
>the pissed off black guys and asian guys that constantly make race-bait threads
please just go to /pol/
There's no proof depression is caused by a chemical imbalance. It's just a theory.
The drugs you're prescribed for it don't work like they're intended. For example SSRI's don't actually increase the serotonin levels in your brain.
I've taken 10 antidepressants and none have made me feel better and most have made me worse.
Improved or worsened conditions in my social situation are the only things that've affected it.
And this isn't some radical opinion. Plenty of psychiatrists agree with this.
>that guy constantly preaching the benefits of dxm like some kind of cultist
>that guy who had a panic attack after robotrippin and spams dxm is kiddy drug maymay and brags about being able to buy other drugs
>that cuck who defends circumkiking and pretends he is happy to be jewtilated
>that guy who lifts 3/4/5/6 but always forgets to bring his camera to gym because 'phone only weighs <1lb
>ttat redditor who claims robots don't drink etoh or do any drugs besides caffouncaffeine in
that guy who posts a trippy psychedelic picture and posts about losing your ego through lsd
>probably have the most interesting personality on the whole board
>pretty sure people recognize you plenty of times
>they just refuse to post it out of spite
>it's ok because I like it this way more
You have BDD, and for prescriptions and therapy of course. Even when you were skinny you said you hated your body. You can't even accept compliments when you posted your picture.
Those are symptoms you stupid mormon fuck.
>>probably have the most interesting personality on the whole board
>>pretty sure people recognize you plenty of times
>>they just refuse to post it out of spite
>>it's ok because I like it this way more
That's some heavy duty autism fampire
>that guy who shitposts with a tomoko avatar attached
that's how you can always tell at a glance that a post is going to be worthless
does it have a tomoko image? it's worthless. it's a worthless shitpost. nothing worthwhile has ever been posted alongside a tomoko image.
>implying its one person.
>that guy who offers to befriend shy people and then is mean to them once they add him
That ugly fuck who looks like an inbred version of Ross from Friends who posts his face in every single "ugly" thread.
You're my least favorite poster and I wish you would get a tripcode or stop.
>that guy who shows up in every vaguely political thread to remind posters that voting doesn't matter
He usually says something like "THERE ARE RESEARCH PAPERS THAT PROVE YOUR VOTE IS MEANINGLESS"
i don't think i do, i just have an awareness of the reality of my situation.
they weren't compliments they were lies. if anyone ever liked me someone would have said so irl one time but that never happened.
i think you just want to argue though
What? Wait do you use one of those shitty gender guessing program website thingies where you copy paste words in or somethign? I don't think many of them work too well.
Tons of people use fampai now fampai.
>that "str8" guy who is hopelessly disillusioned
>that belly gf guy who moved on (I guess?)
>that glorious neet who keeps sticking it to those wagie cucks
>that one guy that keeps trying to force samefag snail
Stop trying to make frail snail happen, it's not going to happen.
>thus level of autism
There is this girl who always pretends she is a man and half into the thread she starts typing like that. I used to believe she was doing it in purpose but I realised she is just retarded
You're going to assume I'm lying or trolling but I'm not.
I'm a tall very good looking white dude and I have a ton of meaningful platonic relationships with women. I'm what this board would call, going by looks alone, a mega chad. And I treat even women I want to sleep this with more genuine not faking it respect then the sum total of what this board shows for them despite accusing guys like me of being dicks to women.
Nah, I just hate you, you delusional cunt because all of those compliments were from me. I'm the only one who gives a fuck about you and the only one who communicates with you through threads.
>that guy who thinks 4chan is all le funny fake stories and no one here actually has radical and hateful beliefs, jerks off to traps, shits in a jug, or is a 30 year old virgin or any combination of all mentioned
I'm just trying to encourage conversation, senpai. It's not much to do with myself or my views.
And here I am justifying myself.
>the normies who post normiefrog and wochad
>thinking normiefrog and wochad aren't normie memes now.
Decent sketches, you're from what I've seen not a bad guy.
Think I was on your side of an argument when there was a draw thread about practicing being good and talent being a factor but not a defining factor.
>probably not you though.
That guy who keeps bragging about his 180 IQ and starts his threads with this pic related
that's a lot of people here, senpai.
smug anime girls make for the best reaction pics (to be completely honest)
is it the time traveling bank robber from the 1920s?
The motorcycle shitposter. Constantly making threads about "why aren't you buying a motorcycle?" and the inevitable " it gets you pussy" and shit. Then he'd argue with every poster and try to disprove anything bad about motorcycles.
What the hell was wrong with that guy?
there's thing... called you're an idiot...
gtfo with that stupid ass shit.
we didn't realize you'd be too stupid to think outside of a meme. Jesus, fuck. you shitheads are relentless.
>opponent admits they lost but does it in a dishonest manner.
I have never seen anyone ever admit defeat on 4chan. Perhaps what you mean is that they were clearly defeated but denied it.
That guy who posts
Like he's on some crusade to make ignored facts mainstream
dont ruin this for me anon i want a motorcycle okay? its one of those things where either id save my money and do something intelligent with it, or go to a stripclub/casino/buy a motorcycle
dont crush my dreams anon
>That Ugly Indian fuck talking smack about white women because they won't sleep with him. He often cite's the fact that he is good looking; a tremendous feat for any Indian male.
>That cuck faggot white beta nerd who talks about women being boring when he himself has fuck all to talk about and acts like an expert on roasties.
>The desperate femanon who wants the attention of the robot... for whatever reason. Why would you want that?
>The black cuck who posts pro-black schlock to make himself feel better, like 'Black don't crack' threads and exposes himself by posting literal 'We Wuz kings' infographs.
>The attention seeking cyborg who says 'I'm so embarrassed to be in public' but is really a 6-7/10 and could get an average girl with a bit of effort.
>The 'Brendan Fraser' anon. The guy who has given up and has some semblance of real problems and doesn't just base his life's woes on whether he can get women or not.
Feel free to add.
There are many of us.
We cannot be stopped.
I'm not gonna crush your dreams. You'll do it yourself by crushing your skull.
I guess you could say we r leejun
Dude there's no "proof" that our conciousness even exists it presupposes that you exist and that a cause and effect exist which is dependent on synthetic reality which doesn't even necessarily exist. Just don't act so pretentious when you're still a slave to false truths that you elevate to godhood
You're gonna kill yourself even faster than we'll kill ourselves
I have gotten people to admit defeat in a calm manner, I don't do personal attacks and other things that most posters do. I try to be objective, we go at it back at forth and we both it we learned from each other but he admits I did a better job at defending my points and he will check out why he lost and why I was right.
I will admit it has only happened about 7 times though, most of the time they say they were pretending to be retarded.
all industry should be democratically managed and wages shared evenly among workers, rather than directing vast sums of wealth toward shiftless parasitic CEOs
Forever and always, you faggots.
get the fuck out
THE GET THE FUCKING FUCK OUT OF HERE, YOU FUCKING NORMALFAG PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
GET OUT, RIGHT. NOW
What makes you so sure?
I don't know if I can trust you.
Even if I try to be as respectful as possible they usually just descend into throwing insults and spouting nonsense to me, either that or the arguement just goes on until the thread dies.
GET THE FUCK OUT YOU FILTHY FUCKING NORMIE
I FUCKING HATE YOUR GUTS AND WANT TO STRANGLE YOU TO DEATH
Are you sure thats not Nige?
Cause thats not cringe mate
>that hyper edgy furfag/ponefag that hates humanity and wants animals to reign supreme
I KNOW YOU'RE READING THIS
die in a house fire, nigger.
That one faggot who posts Vague Yugioh memes because he plays yugioh and has to let everyone know about his interests.
can we purge these freaks yet?
You're either a boy or a girl
dont like it oh well I dont and wont accept your mentally ill made up genders like orichicock lover or queersissybitchkin or blownoutbuttholekin or whatever made up fantasty gender you come up with .
>tfw no one will ever recognize me because I change up my typing style all the time and change my image names occasionally
>that guy that posts the blatantly obvious bimbo photoshops and pretends it's his real sister or mother or girlfriend
cant tell if bimboification is his fetish or hes fishing for replies about the obvious photoshop
>that one feminist that shit talks men and stereotypes all men as scum and flips shit if you even try to point out bad things females also do.
>that same female that goes right to virgin and ugly insults and gets triggered if you try to point out she's doing exactly what she's shit talking about
>that guy who makes threads about how great heroin is, who is clearly a smack-addicted junkie but repeatedly claims he doesn't have a problem
I <3 you guys. never change
>That Syrian guy who keeps posting pictures of himself
>That guy who keeps attaching paintings to his posts
>That guy who posts about himself in these threads
probably because the mod is cuck white knight for mystery and is playing the role for points with er.
any time a thread about her gets wiped I know it's a mod trying to win buttsniffing points with her the brown nosed lil virgins
it was wiped because she cried in irc and showed her deformed titties and they rushed to aid the damsel not in distress like good lil cucks and ruined the fun for everyone else.
>people who avatarfag
bothers me more then trip/name fagging
Been some weird deletions, not 10,000% sure what exactly is going on
I don't even watch it, it just rustles bums
Or it was wiped because the thread broke the rules regarding doxing/raids? Maybe posts that get deleted get deleted because they break the rules?
inb4 white knight/janitor/bootlicker
I don't care about internet personas full stop. Watching trolls cry about their rule breaking content being deleted is the saddest shit. What did you expect to happen?
NIGGA FUCK YOU CRUSADERS LOOK COOL AS SHIT
>"Doc can you give me something to make me feel happy again?"
>give him a lethal dose of morphine instead
you noticed that too? hahaha oh man I thought I was alone in that.
typical female saying I want a nice guy but still acts like a whore for a musclehead bum.
keep proving us right femtards
kek I do lift faggot. I just find it hilarious females say one thing do another all the time and most males take their words at face value.
girls go I want a nice guy.
she means I want a nice guy once my jock chad options go away. which is around 30 when the wall hits and her cock riding dries up fast.
>guy that sucks off his cat and post pics of catbenis
>aussie girl that fucks dogs
>guy that really hates dogs and posts gore
>danish retired escort
>russian stripper in russia
>guy that really hates buddhism
>rural newyork guy that really wants to talk to femanons
>california guy that makes threads about wanting to move to oregon
>rural new york guy that wants to move to a large city
>some guy with a bimbo inflation fetish
>some autist that would always try to get people to read his fanfiction of picrelated
>some guy that makes those cool jackiechandoyourbest threads
>halfblack+whatever guy that makes those threads about wanting specific race of women
that one guy with the big jaw that's constantly posting selfies of himself and is a virgin.
he used to post about being insecure, but then robots kept telling him how attractive he is and now he posts about how he's a chad that can't get laid or whatever. last time i saw him post a selfie he even put an instagram filter on it. thing is, he's really not even that attractive, robots just have very low standards. he'd probably be a 7-8/10 if he would start lifting because he's a skelly currently, but as is he's 6/10.
I HOPE YOU READ THIS AND KNOW I FUCKING HATE YOU YOU STUPID FAGGOT GO TO /soc/
This guy brags about seducing underage girls. Scum of the earth.
>This guy brags about seducing underage girls. Scum of the earth.
Kek, did you get fucked as a kid? stop being such a moral faggot
definitely still around. He adds new tagalogue words every time he posts to beat the robot.
I don't mind him posting those threads to be honest. It's better than some roastie or wannabe roastie (tranny) getting attention
Yeah I see him posting his thread every night. He's still here pining for a qt Filipina gf.
Is that ugly flip girl who posts under the name Pinoy still here? Haven't seen her posting in a while.
>tfw fell out of car because parents didn't activate child lock
>seagullbro will never come back
>there will never be someone like seagullbro
>tfw the archive only goes back to 22 Jul 2014
>tfw 2451 results for my (non-anonymous) posts found
>tfw been on 4chan for 9 years
>tfw posted much more in the past than I have in the last two years
>tfw if I round down, that makes at least 11,000 posts
>tfw started posting here around that time
I'm honestly surprised I didn't get brought up at all. I lie a lot and I would have thought one of my favourite lies would have shown up in here by now.
It's kind of disappointing, actually.
>tfw no one recognizes me
That's it, I'm going to start shit posting the same thing over and over until people get annoyed by me. Then the next time a thread like this pops up I'll get mentioned.
I don't even know why I want to attention whore this much.
of course it isn't original, everyone hates him
I'm not entirely sure.
Frail Snail is actually catching on better than other forced memes.
I think he'll be with us for a while.
>that guy who just attaches a random anime pic to all his posts
>implying that's not over half of the users on this site
that one guy who always knows how to subtly push my buttons
>that guy who always uses famalamadingo
It is so rare, but I feel like this faggot is everywhere
not that guy but it's obvious that you're female. you're interested in someone's perception of women, which means it's more likely that you yourself are a woman. you're also using a lot of adjectives. Women tend to embellish their speech more than men, who are blunter. Finally, you ended a sentence with a question mark when it was not a question, which not only is a greater indication that you're female, but is a speech pattern similar to one that's commonly used on tumblr. Leading me to believe that you need to get the fuck off of the board.
Just realized I do this at random for no reason
>that guy who replies to everyone with dubs in the thread, posts a picture of Bateman and just types "checked"
what he probably meant was "that guy who doesn't have no gf"
as the phrase "that feel when no gf" has rather a significant cultural attachment on /r9k/ he was probably referring to the phrasing, forgoing grammatical correctness and commiting a double negative for the sake of a cultural reference
>that one anon who posts viper reaction images
You got me.
You should still put the poo under his door though.
I use pic related at least once a day, along with kill urself my man
i have a folder full of them but i literally never post them, i'd rather just post the meme frog. even when i'm posting on /a/