ITT: people on /r9k/ you recognize >that guy who thinks

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>that woman that responds with a 2000 word autobiography to any post that mentions gender

>that one guy who has no gf

>that guy who posts revy and holo
>that guy who posts Ritsu

>>26103893

>that normie that always tries to convert robots

the guy who posts all the frog memes and makes wage slave posts

that guy needs to get a life lol

>that guy who can hear his (blank) raping his (blank) through the walls

>that one dedicated anti-manlet poster who once admitted to being 5'8"

>that girl who doesn't say they're a girl but types like one
You're not fooling anyone fampai

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>>26103893

Fuck you op.

It does make me seem smart.

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>those who respond to "what's your politics" by saying "monarchism"

That guy who hates Buddhism and psychedelics, thinks people suffering from autism are the pinnacle of humanity, and places so much value on IQ tests even though his IQ is way below average.

>>26105792
he also said he respects ISIS more than pacifist Buddhist monks

the dude is fucking insane

>that mormon who hates his body but won't go and get diagnosed for BDD.

that guy who always fuckin posts about the crusades motherfucker you are a 20-something white loser who has never fought anyone and you think if you were born 1000 years earlier you'd be on the front lines cutting off mudslime heads you'd be a peasant bro

"D-DEUS VULT"

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This guy i won't forget

>>26103893
That 15 year old robot that
>tries to destroy the neet vs wagekecks thread by posting that it all wageis pretending to be neets
>he used to post you are not a robot etc
>he unironically hates normies and believes the robot meme
>he posts about genetics and no free will that he read on wizzardchan

>>26105828
it's always funny when people try to raise roleplaying to the level of politics

>>26105805

I almost thought that was me except I like psychedelics and hallucinogens in general except for weed and below average iq..

>>26105792
I hate that guy
Original robot

>>26105786
Monarchists are the ultimate cucks.

>>26105838
If it weren't for him, NEET threads would be shit

>that guy who keeps posting frail snail thumbnails
Would you fucking stop, please?

>the anti capitalist poster who gets triggered in bernie threads

>>26105828

lel, butthurt nigger detected

Just because you're a spinless faggot with no principles doesn't mean everyone else is also a weak retarded cocksucking pussy.

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>that guy who tries to ruin comfy cat threads by posting cat gore
>rages with hot white fury over people who like cats
One of the biggest faggots on this board, honestly.

>>26105914
There's an extremely edgy dog hater too, maybe it's the same guy.

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>that guy who really really wants a qt flip gf

>>26105817
what would the point of getting diagnosed be

i don't have bdd anyways, my body is fucking shit and i'm 0.17/10 at my best. it's not a disorder if it's an accurate perception of my appearance

and i'm aware of how pathetic it is that i saw this within 10 minutes

>>26105747
I'm very effeminate, don't get confused.

>>26105527

i'm only trying to help

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>>26105914
>>26105926
>unironically liking animals, the natural bootlicker of man

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>that guy that legitimately think depression can't be caused by chemical imbalances in the brain
>that guy that thinks everyone with a disorder is faking it or doing it for attention
>that guy that tells people to just get over it

>>26105914
>that cat faggot who always starts cat threads
>yes I know its you starting every one
>it's not cute
>it's actually pretty disgusting
>check yourself in a mental institute please

>>26103893
This one or the guys who post with laughing smug classy gentleman smoking a cigar or drinking whiskey

Absolutely cringe.

>>26103893
I recognize that guy too. I think he's pretty cool.

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>>26105888
there is no reason for a working class adult male to support capitalism

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>>26105965
Is this now the official /cat/ thread?

>that guy who says "and now i'm going to kill the thread by posting" when he posts

>>26105953
I see you've arrived.

>>26105958
>that wizzardchan refugee who thinks nobody realizes he comes from there but he spent so much time in his cirklejerk his brain and though process are fucked

That guy who keeps posting an eyeless Jew in a french maid outfit.

>that avatarfag that posts sketches with all his posts
it's pretty cringe desu, especially when all his posts are pseudo-intellectual crap

>that NEET who always posts about Greek philosophy and Mozart

"Another day another dollar"

Topkek if you're reading this good sir

>that guy who saves my posts as copy pasta the reposts them a couple weeks later

It's fucking surreal and I thought I was going crazy for a while. I know much posts are good, but they're not pasta,

>>26106010
nah, if it was him he would have posted a gif of someone setting fire to a cat and stomping on its head or something

>>26106009
i do that sometimes. tell me more about this guy that you've noticed

>implying this won't kill the thread

>>26106014
I literally don't even know what wizzardchan is. I just think it's extremely annoying in every mental illness thread to see "IT'S ALL IN YOUR HEADS, YOU WANT TO BE MISERABLE, IF YOU WANT TO IMPROVE JUST DO IT"

It's so obvious you've never suffered or known anyone that's suffered.

>>26106009
>he does

>that one guy who keeps starting survery threads
>those 200 faggots who reply to them even tho its completely pointless and nobody reads them
>that guy that shows up after 200 posts and replys to the op with a snarky remark

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>>26105842
>>26105847
>they think we're role playing
Normies go

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That one black guy that makes tons of black feels threads

>that one guy who broke up with his gf and keeps making sad sob threads about it

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>>26106073
>he thinks he's not roleplaying

cute

>>26105828
>that reddditor who wont go back

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>the pissed off black guys and asian guys that constantly make race-bait threads

please just go to /pol/

>>26105958
There's no proof depression is caused by a chemical imbalance. It's just a theory.
The drugs you're prescribed for it don't work like they're intended. For example SSRI's don't actually increase the serotonin levels in your brain.
I've taken 10 antidepressants and none have made me feel better and most have made me worse.
Improved or worsened conditions in my social situation are the only things that've affected it.
And this isn't some radical opinion. Plenty of psychiatrists agree with this.

>the anti-buddha that ruins all LSD threads

>>26106057
Hi wizzardchan, have you accepted that you have free will yet?

>>26106032
True true true

Fuck captcha

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>tfw no one recognizes you

>>26106096
>that guy who leans on "reddit" whenever he's called out on his autism

>that guy constantly preaching the benefits of dxm like some kind of cultist
>that guy who had a panic attack after robotrippin and spams dxm is kiddy drug maymay and brags about being able to buy other drugs
>that cuck who defends circumkiking and pretends he is happy to be jewtilated
>that guy who lifts 3/4/5/6 but always forgets to bring his camera to gym because 'phone only weighs <1lb
>ttat redditor who claims robots don't drink etoh or do any drugs besides caffouncaffeine in

>>26106131
Create more threads and post more of the thing you're trying to force.

>>26105938
are you German? originaldesusenpaixx

>>26106019
>eyeless jew in a french maid outfit
Alright, what? I've literally never seen this.

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that guy who posts a trippy psychedelic picture and posts about losing your ego through lsd

>>26106131
>probably have the most interesting personality on the whole board
>pretty sure people recognize you plenty of times
>they just refuse to post it out of spite
>it's ok because I like it this way more

>>26106183
why do you ask? and no, i'm obviously amerifat

>that guy who wants a steam bf

>>26105938
You have BDD, and for prescriptions and therapy of course. Even when you were skinny you said you hated your body. You can't even accept compliments when you posted your picture.

Those are symptoms you stupid mormon fuck.

>>26106194
>that guy that creates threads while on shrooms

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>>26106208
>>probably have the most interesting personality on the whole board
>>pretty sure people recognize you plenty of times
>>they just refuse to post it out of spite
>>it's ok because I like it this way more
That's some heavy duty autism fampire

>that guy on a slow blue board who bumps the thread after two minutes
We literally have threads from eight months ago still going, you don't need to bump.

>that guy who shitposts with a tomoko avatar attached

that's how you can always tell at a glance that a post is going to be worthless

does it have a tomoko image? it's worthless. it's a worthless shitpost. nothing worthwhile has ever been posted alongside a tomoko image.

>>26106262
>eight months ago
jesus which board is that slow?

>>26106262
It's always funny seeing that.

>>26106278
/n/ is the main board I'm referring to.
Sometimes it feels like there are only a dozen of us on there.

>that guy pretending to be a girl

>>26106253
I used to have half a board speaking about me, it reached almost 200 autistsand I didn't even needed a trip, they even made up a name for me.
I like it better this way tho

>>26106278

>>>/3/484811

>your post is too low content

>>26106192
I'm not shilling for that faggot.

>>26105992
Caught him! Do I win?

>>26106278
>>26106305
>>26106325
Here's the oldest thread on /n/
>>>/n/775677

>>26106278

>>>/n/775677

This thread is exactly one year old.

>the "girl" who calls any "men" that point out discrepancies in the way males and females are treated "ugly".

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>>26105828
>implying its one person.
>Crusades soon.
DEUS VULT

>>26106277
I hate those guys

Theyre all memelord teenagers who see 4chan as their special club

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>that guy who offers to befriend shy people and then is mean to them once they add him

>>26106402
I'll make friends with you without being mean to you, anon.
Fuck that guy who's mean.

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>>26106402
Fucking genius, must start doing that.

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>>26106004
this can be our /cat/ thread

this is a trap dont fall for it
>>26106431

>>26106322
I have a hard time believing that, but I'll take your word for it because it's at least the most interesting thing in the thread so far

>the guy that starts those MBTI threads secretly hoping he'll make a friend that's the same type as he

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>>26106107
kill yourself fucking retard nigger

>>26106441
Fuck man I love cats

https://youtube.com/watch?v=_BRp7ezUqbI

>>26106021
yeah, I've noticed him too. he's only been here about a week or so but it's really distracting

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>>26106441
I can get behind a cat thread, anon.

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That ugly fuck who looks like an inbred version of Ross from Friends who posts his face in every single "ugly" thread.

You're my least favorite poster and I wish you would get a tripcode or stop.

>>26105747
How can you even tell someone's gender through their typing? How does that make any sense whatsoever?

>>26106449
Thank you, if you have never been to adv you haven't heard of me tho.
I just like staying in the shadows and starting my own threads every once in a while now

>that guy who has to let everyone know he has a girlfriend every chance he gets

I go 0 to 100 real quick

>>26106402
I'll be your friend shy anon. Just add me on skype: Deivis102

>>26106402
>>26106445
This is not a trap, anon.
I promise you, I will make a nice friend for you.

>>26106488
Cause its there and shit like wathever

>>26106402
>>26106496
This is the real bad man, do not believe his lies.

>>26103893
The fampai poster.

See >>26105747

>>26106480
>an inbred version of Ross from Friends
oh god, i actually know who you mean

>>26106501
that is excatly what the mean guy said too...

>>26106480
On that note has Brandon killed himself yet?

>>26106480
You mean that guy who looks like nigel farage with a beard?

He keeps whining about his lack of chin and I really wish he would off himself or atleast stop posting his face.

That mixed black guy who constantly posts shirtless pictures of himself and says "tfw kissless virgin kill me" etc etc

You're really not as funny as you think

>>26106278
>jesus which board is that slow?
Really, anon? Eight months isn't that long. I'm still getting replies to a post I made in September of 2014, and that's just me.

>that guy who shows up in every vaguely political thread to remind posters that voting doesn't matter

He usually says something like "THERE ARE RESEARCH PAPERS THAT PROVE YOUR VOTE IS MEANINGLESS"

>>26106238
i don't think i do, i just have an awareness of the reality of my situation.

they weren't compliments they were lies. if anyone ever liked me someone would have said so irl one time but that never happened.

i think you just want to argue though

>>26106568
link to post pls original

>>26106510
What? Wait do you use one of those shitty gender guessing program website thingies where you copy paste words in or somethign? I don't think many of them work too well.

>>26106525
Tons of people use fampai now fampai.

>that guy who wants symphaty
>he is actually a horrible person
That's all of you tho

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>that "str8" guy who is hopelessly disillusioned
>that belly gf guy who moved on (I guess?)
>that glorious neet who keeps sticking it to those wagie cucks

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>that one guy that keeps trying to force samefag snail

Stop trying to make frail snail happen, it's not going to happen.

>>26106525
>tfw you started fampai.
I hardly use it now, easier to use familia.

This fucking loser.

http://desustorage.org/r9k/search/filename/basketball%20pepe

>>26106614
>thus level of autism
There is this girl who always pretends she is a man and half into the thread she starts typing like that. I used to believe she was doing it in purpose but I realised she is just retarded

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roach poster. Where did he ever go off to?

>>26106677
Jesus, at least I'll never be as pathetic as that guy.

>>26106601
Well I dunno if I should be ashamed of it, but alright:
>>>/t/619711

If you just want to see old posts, /i/ is the slowest board of all.

>that guy who has no gf

>>26105992
Should all production be done by the state or what?

>>26106773
Holy fuck

>>>/i/398517

This thread is over three years old.

>>26106677
Jesus that guy posts way more than I expected

>>26105953
>>26105965
i love animals but i hate people. i think that the entire human race should be extinguish from this planet.
specially chads and stacies.

>that guy who pretends to be a chad even though no one is buying it

That eggman looking bitch that everyone has nudes of

>that AMWF poster
Truly a legend.

>>26106829
You're going to assume I'm lying or trolling but I'm not.
I'm a tall very good looking white dude and I have a ton of meaningful platonic relationships with women. I'm what this board would call, going by looks alone, a mega chad. And I treat even women I want to sleep this with more genuine not faking it respect then the sum total of what this board shows for them despite accusing guys like me of being dicks to women.

>>26106845
You mentioned nudes, so now you have to post the nudes.

#noballs

>>26106859
I found him!!

>>26106872
Everyone has them.

>>26106859
I wouldn't be on /r9k/ if I could be swimming in pussy instead.
No one would.

>>26106859
Yeah k uggo, nobody cares about your make believe autobiography

>>26106907
But you have #noballs

>>26106575
Nah, I just hate you, you delusional cunt because all of those compliments were from me. I'm the only one who gives a fuck about you and the only one who communicates with you through threads.

>>26106859
You're not alone, just
>tfw not white.
>>26106917
>being driven by your dick is a life worth living.
Heh.

>>26106668
Snail guy reminds me of TEEHEE and that other forced meme from last year. It looked like a little orange devil from what I can recall.

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>that guy who thinks 4chan is all le funny fake stories and no one here actually has radical and hateful beliefs, jerks off to traps, shits in a jug, or is a 30 year old virgin or any combination of all mentioned

>>26106859
Lol sure budddy

That guy who posts ERIK J when he recognizes me.

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>>26105500
>that guy who posts Ritsu
>tfw

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>>26106021
>>26106470
O-oh. Okay.

I'm just trying to encourage conversation, senpai. It's not much to do with myself or my views. And here I am justifying myself.

>>26106845
>eggman looking bitch
Who are you talking about?

>everyone has them
Did I miss a meme in the 10 hours I wasn't on r9k.

>>26107031
Mystery, there is a thread with 300 replies up right now.

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>the normies who post normiefrog and wochad
>thinking normiefrog and wochad aren't normie memes now.

>>26107031
Looks that way.

>>26104906

>>26107009
Decent sketches, you're from what I've seen not a bad guy.
Think I was on your side of an argument when there was a draw thread about practicing being good and talent being a factor but not a defining factor.
>probably not you though.

>>26107058
>>26107064
Muchas gracias, mi familia.

>>26107062
>normiefrog
>not reddit reptile

Kill yourself samefag snail.

>>26107074
No that was me, robot.

That one guy who posts the number of days since he's contacted his oneitis, in /britfeel/ threads

>>26107091
Dats a phat pussy!!

>>26106940
why did you do it and why do you hate me?

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That guy who keeps bragging about his 180 IQ and starts his threads with this pic related

>that guy who is just batshit insane and posts crazy shit all the time
>that one guy that says he will kill himself but never does
>that ugly bitch with the massive tits

>>26107091
Nice, post all of them.
Stupid whore.

>that one guy who attaches smug anime girls to his post

>>26107096
>Reddit reptile
Bu-Buh Frogs are amphibians, fagpai

>>26105786
...
But I am actually a Monarchist

>>26107196
i've been on the recieving end of his posts

>>26107187
https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/26101863/
online videos m8
>>26104906

Brandon but he's all over 4chan

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>>26107196
that's a lot of people here, senpai.

smug anime girls make for the best reaction pics (to be completely honest)

>that guy who makes "smart but lazy" threads
I don't care if they're real or bait, they're so fucking annoying

>>26107207
Ehh same thing right

>>26107196
Everyone does that, I do that when I've finished my arguments and my opponent admits they lost but does it in a dishonest manner.

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>>26106480
is it the time traveling bank robber from the 1920s?

>>26103893
>That WMAF poster who writes borderline Elliot Rodger erotica

>That weird pedoish dude who is trying to groom a 12 year old to be his future wife

the guy who thinks he's funny but still uses 2014 memes like "reeeeeeeee"

>>26105867
Trust me, you have a below average iq

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>he unironically posts frogs

The motorcycle shitposter. Constantly making threads about "why aren't you buying a motorcycle?" and the inevitable " it gets you pussy" and shit. Then he'd argue with every poster and try to disprove anything bad about motorcycles.
What the hell was wrong with that guy?

ITT: dumb niggers stroking troll ego

The relentless cuck poster and the half breed asian

>that guy that keep making those e-yeeey threads

>>26106126
there's thing... called you're an idiot...
gtfo with that stupid ass shit.
we didn't realize you'd be too stupid to think outside of a meme. Jesus, fuck. you shitheads are relentless.

>>26107300
how'd you know without checking his balls, doc?

>>26107264
>opponent admits they lost but does it in a dishonest manner.
I have never seen anyone ever admit defeat on 4chan. Perhaps what you mean is that they were clearly defeated but denied it.

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That guy who posts

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gender_differences_in_suicide

Like he's on some crusade to make ignored facts mainstream

>that autistic guy who posts subway and wagecucks threads

Subway does not help you diet, you fatass.

>>26107317
dont ruin this for me anon i want a motorcycle okay? its one of those things where either id save my money and do something intelligent with it, or go to a stripclub/casino/buy a motorcycle
dont crush my dreams anon

>the sjw that lurks in the shadows until a social issues come up then goes full tumblr on everyone

>>26107260
Nooooo, those are two very, very different things.

P3epe and christfag.

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>That Ugly Indian fuck talking smack about white women because they won't sleep with him. He often cite's the fact that he is good looking; a tremendous feat for any Indian male.

>That cuck faggot white beta nerd who talks about women being boring when he himself has fuck all to talk about and acts like an expert on roasties.

>The desperate femanon who wants the attention of the robot... for whatever reason. Why would you want that?

>The black cuck who posts pro-black schlock to make himself feel better, like 'Black don't crack' threads and exposes himself by posting literal 'We Wuz kings' infographs.

>The attention seeking cyborg who says 'I'm so embarrassed to be in public' but is really a 6-7/10 and could get an average girl with a bit of effort.

>The 'Brendan Fraser' anon. The guy who has given up and has some semblance of real problems and doesn't just base his life's woes on whether he can get women or not.

Feel free to add.

>>26105992
I'm merchant caste though rich af nigga

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>>26107196
>>26107243
this
There are many of us.
We cannot be stopped.

>>26107366
I'm still here senpai.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dC4TRw0Yt5

>>26107196
I don't even watch anime and do this occasionally.

>>26107460
AMDG and IBAP

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>>26107454
I'm not gonna crush your dreams. You'll do it yourself by crushing your skull.

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>>26107196
>>26107243
>>26107488

I guess you could say we r leejun

>>26107457
*takes bonghit*

DUDE we're like all animals and shit

We all got cells and a brain and shit bro

>>26106107
Dude there's no "proof" that our conciousness even exists it presupposes that you exist and that a cause and effect exist which is dependent on synthetic reality which doesn't even necessarily exist. Just don't act so pretentious when you're still a slave to false truths that you elevate to godhood

>the autistic weeb who reccomnends everyone cowboy bebop

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>>26107454
You're gonna kill yourself even faster than we'll kill ourselves

>>26107475
>The guy who says he's a depressed robot who's got "dem feels", but in reality is some normie who's gf dumped him and just started drinking.
real son of a bitch

>>26105992
>the poster that posts those kinds agenda-pushing collage images

>>26107422
I have gotten people to admit defeat in a calm manner, I don't do personal attacks and other things that most posters do. I try to be objective, we go at it back at forth and we both it we learned from each other but he admits I did a better job at defending my points and he will check out why he lost and why I was right.

I will admit it has only happened about 7 times though, most of the time they say they were pretending to be retarded.

that one guy that goes REEEEEEE NORMIES

>>26107552
cowboy bebop is acceptable entry level tbqh

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>>26106805
all industry should be democratically managed and wages shared evenly among workers, rather than directing vast sums of wealth toward shiftless parasitic CEOs

>>26106277
Aren't those the fagposters who always talk about smelly boycock?

>>26107585
You mean the guy from tumblr?

I mean any actual robot would say normalfag.

>>26106107
All of science is "theory" m8. Theory just means it's testable with reproducible results. And it is.

>>26107609
>boycock

You mean girlcock?

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>>26107196
>>26107243
>>26107488
>>26107535
Forever and always, you faggots.
<3

>>26107215
yeah, just like i'm "actually" a breton mage

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>>26107585
gtfo
get the fuck out
THE GET THE FUCKING FUCK OUT OF HERE, YOU FUCKING NORMALFAG PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>that guy who posts with the same 6 images for the past year and a half, and whose threads always die at 40

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>>26107634
Brat a best girl btw :)

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>>26107585
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

GET OUT, RIGHT. NOW

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>26107664
What makes you so sure?
I don't know if I can trust you.

>>26107535
Even though I do this, I don't act obnoxiously and make posts without substance.
I rarely do it anymore, unless I want to shitpost against gays and trapshits.

>>26107578
Even if I try to be as respectful as possible they usually just descend into throwing insults and spouting nonsense to me, either that or the arguement just goes on until the thread dies.

I miss the wan wan avatarfag. He (?) was kind of cute.

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>>26107585
GET THE FUCK OUT YOU FILTHY FUCKING NORMIE

I FUCKING HATE YOUR GUTS AND WANT TO STRANGLE YOU TO DEATH

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>26106441
My cat,Mindy.

>>26107733
Cutie kotty

>that guy who is always lurking

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>>26105967
>Smug looking
>Cigar
>Gentlemen
Are you sure thats not Nige?
Cause thats not cringe mate

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>>26103893
>that hyper edgy furfag/ponefag that hates humanity and wants animals to reign supreme
I KNOW YOU'RE READING THIS

>>26107703
Very rarely will you meet someone who admits defeat, those seven were over a decade of posting.

>>26107759
I think he's talking about John Hamm.

>>26107753
She hates other cats,but always so fucking cuddly to humans.And will lay on your chest purring you to sleep.

>>26107759
Nah he's aight. I'm talking like mad men level shit.

>>26107185
>that one guy that says he will kill himself but never does
probably me. just have patience it will happen soon. i'm really sorry

>>26107776
Well thats not Nige so thats fine with me

>>26107784
Nige is a top lad, so Im glad its not him

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>>26107585
die in a house fire, nigger.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE[/spolier]

That guy who hates himself and wants to be punished for his supposed wrongdoings. I like him though, his posts are endearing.

>>26105747
I-Is that me you are talking about?

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>that one guy who can't spoiler

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That one faggot who posts Vague Yugioh memes because he plays yugioh and has to let everyone know about his interests.

That guy that posts all the frogs is pretty memorable.

>>26106437
sharpe is badass

>>26107816
>him
>singular

>>26107852
He posts all the time too, it's like he never sleeps.

>>26107861
I... I don't follow.

>>26107849
spoiler isn't a thing on r9k is it?

>>26106826
>>26107765
I knew you were here mr edgy furfag

>>26103921
can we purge these freaks yet?

You're either a boy or a girl

dont like it oh well I dont and wont accept your mentally ill made up genders like orichicock lover or queersissybitchkin or blownoutbuttholekin or whatever made up fantasty gender you come up with .

it's this
boy
girl


stay triggered

>>26107890
>Orichicocklover
I found my new gender.

>>26103893
>that guy who interrogates anyone who mentions a borderline/crazy/evil ex-girlfriend

>>26105890
>that guy who gets triggered whenever someone puts him on blast

kek stay buttgaped sissy

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>tfw no one will ever recognize me because I change up my typing style all the time and change my image names occasionally

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>checkoutmypussy

>the insecure guy who keeps making the /soc/ rate me threads

>that guy who's been desperately trying to force the 'dr. lethal dose of morphine' here recently

>>26108056
INTJ wojak feelsdevilishman

>>26108074
forgot to add 'meme' between 'morphine' and 'here'

>that guy that posts pictures of his cats dick and talks about fellating it

>anybody who says "senpai" "family" "fampai" "senpaitachi" or any other annoying variation of that tired linguistic trend

You should be banned.

>That one bored wagie that makes NEET threads

>>26108056
Same, sometimes I post things that aren't even true aswell.

>that guy that posts the blatantly obvious bimbo photoshops and pretends it's his real sister or mother or girlfriend

cant tell if bimboification is his fetish or hes fishing for replies about the obvious photoshop

>>26107317
he crashed his ninja

>>26108143
>That NEET that calls people who do drugs degenerates

>that one feminist that shit talks men and stereotypes all men as scum and flips shit if you even try to point out bad things females also do.
>that same female that goes right to virgin and ugly insults and gets triggered if you try to point out she's doing exactly what she's shit talking about

>>26108105
Wow pham cool down there.
SMyH

>>26108105
>that one autistic faggot that thinks people should be banned for saying words he doesnt like.

not cool family not cool

>>26106021
Wow I'm offended man you hit me in the heart

>>26106940
if you're still here it would be nice to know more about the only person who talks to me

;-;

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>that guy who makes threads about how great heroin is, who is clearly a smack-addicted junkie but repeatedly claims he doesn't have a problem

>>26108156
i dont think you meant to reply to me m8

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>>26107243
>>26107488
>>26107535
>>26107634

I <3 you guys. never change

>>26108056
I can do it, but I'd rather not.
Unless I'm shitposting against lgbt.

>>26108074
>>26108092
FOUND HIM! >>26108261
YES I'M FUCKING ORIGINAL!!!

that guy who calls himself the laziest motherfucker alive on every thread

>>26108156
>there is only one of them.
>they're all neets.
I do it once then hide the thread, always then see, "fuck straight edge threads" an hour later.
Hilarious.

the asshole that posts the "world is fair, genetic lottery" copypasta on every thread about a robot that is lonely

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>That Syrian guy who keeps posting pictures of himself
>That guy who keeps attaching paintings to his posts
>That guy who posts about himself in these threads

>>26108292
probably because the mod is cuck white knight for mystery and is playing the role for points with er.

any time a thread about her gets wiped I know it's a mod trying to win buttsniffing points with her the brown nosed lil virgins


it was wiped because she cried in irc and showed her deformed titties and they rushed to aid the damsel not in distress like good lil cucks and ruined the fun for everyone else.

>the anime posters who start circle jerking whenever anime is attacked

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>people who avatarfag

bothers me more then trip/name fagging

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>>26108292
Been some weird deletions, not 10,000% sure what exactly is going on

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>>26108405
I don't even watch it, it just rustles bums

>>26108400
Or it was wiped because the thread broke the rules regarding doxing/raids? Maybe posts that get deleted get deleted because they break the rules?

inb4 white knight/janitor/bootlicker
I don't care about internet personas full stop. Watching trolls cry about their rule breaking content being deleted is the saddest shit. What did you expect to happen?

>>26108406
I do this sometimes as well, would you prefer I make a trip?
For what purpose?
Rarely do it either way.

>>26105958
But that guy is right.

The modern world laps up any "disease" the pharmaceutical companies tell them to, and full themselves with pills that just do harm.

>>26108400
am I the only one who finds it really funny that the guy who got her nudes "just happened" to be a ripped musclechad? interesting coincidence

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>>26105828
NIGGA FUCK YOU CRUSADERS LOOK COOL AS SHIT

>>26105792
Count me in on this one.

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>>26108156
>"Doc can you give me something to make me feel happy again?"
>give him a lethal dose of morphine instead

>>26106278
>>>/u/1487013
Thread from 2013 on /u/
>tfw your homeboard is slow as fuck

>>26108564
you noticed that too? hahaha oh man I thought I was alone in that.


typical female saying I want a nice guy but still acts like a whore for a musclehead bum.


keep proving us right femtards

The guy who always complains about his loud parents

>>26108632
lmao yuri

what's porn without a thick, pulsing cock ready to pump into my.. her mouth?

>>26108665
Which is why I tell you cunts lifting/exercise helps regardless.

>>26108834
>go from less than 1/10 to MAYBE 1/10

why even fucking try bro

>>26108834
kek I do lift faggot. I just find it hilarious females say one thing do another all the time and most males take their words at face value.


girls go I want a nice guy.
she means I want a nice guy once my jock chad options go away. which is around 30 when the wall hits and her cock riding dries up fast.

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>guy that sucks off his cat and post pics of catbenis
>aussie girl that fucks dogs
>guy that really hates dogs and posts gore
>danish retired escort
>russian stripper in russia
>guy that really hates buddhism
>rural newyork guy that really wants to talk to femanons
>california guy that makes threads about wanting to move to oregon
>rural new york guy that wants to move to a large city
>some guy with a bimbo inflation fetish
>some autist that would always try to get people to read his fanfiction of picrelated
>some guy that makes those cool jackiechandoyourbest threads
>halfblack+whatever guy that makes those threads about wanting specific race of women
>howcanyouloveawomanthathasanothermanssemenonherface

>>26107604
>shitty out of date last gen iphones

they're poor by my standards tobh

>>26108912
Don't try then, allow others to.
>>26108967
Pretty much, women are parasites.
Everyone knows this though.

>>26107185
>that ugly bitch with the massive tits
That's half the fembots here, which one are you talking about specifically?

>>26109005
I want to bully her then hug her. Moar please.

>>26109005
>guy who sucks off his cat

fuck yeah, I see him post all the time, be always posts the same three pictures too

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This guy, always posting this picture

>>26106085

that one guy with the big jaw that's constantly posting selfies of himself and is a virgin.

he used to post about being insecure, but then robots kept telling him how attractive he is and now he posts about how he's a chad that can't get laid or whatever. last time i saw him post a selfie he even put an instagram filter on it. thing is, he's really not even that attractive, robots just have very low standards. he'd probably be a 7-8/10 if he would start lifting because he's a skelly currently, but as is he's 6/10.

I HOPE YOU READ THIS AND KNOW I FUCKING HATE YOU YOU STUPID FAGGOT GO TO /soc/

>that guy with pectus excavatum

>that britbong from kidderminster who posted bjork all the time and asked for people to make a suicide pact with him
he stopped posting a few months ago ;_;

>that one guy who kept posting webms of him fucking his sex doll he spent over $3k on

>the british robot who keeps harassing fembots for paid cuddle sessions

>>26109172
Has he been doing that lately?
also

>guy that recruits femanons to make bug crushing porn

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>>26105958
Fixed the picture.

>>26107196
They make my dick hard.

>>26106496
Never forget.
https://fgts.jp/soc/thread/22669760/#22683788
https://fgts.jp/soc/thread/22669760/#22683919
https://fgts.jp/soc/thread/22669760/#22684216

This guy brags about seducing underage girls. Scum of the earth.

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>>26109304
>This guy brags about seducing underage girls. Scum of the earth.

Kek, did you get fucked as a kid? stop being such a moral faggot

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>>26103950
MORE LIKE THAT ONE GUY WHO DOESN'T

>>26109360
Lol dat edge

>>26105992
Get back to class, kid.

Is monkey flip gf still a thing? I haven't seen him in a while.

>>26109469
definitely still around. He adds new tagalogue words every time he posts to beat the robot.

I don't mind him posting those threads to be honest. It's better than some roastie or wannabe roastie (tranny) getting attention

>>26109469
Yeah I see him posting his thread every night. He's still here pining for a qt Filipina gf.

Is that ugly flip girl who posts under the name Pinoy still here? Haven't seen her posting in a while.

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He's not coming back, is he?
I miss you

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>tfw fell out of car because parents didn't activate child lock

>>26103893
does that really happen? I like to think it doesn't.

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>seagullbro will never come back
>there will never be someone like seagullbro

>>26106154
Is the first one ohp? I know the three common staples and can't figure the last outlier.

>>26106107
Do you have actual autism? SSRI's don't increase Serotonin levels because they block their reuptake you mongol. Do your fucking research

>inb4 butthurt anon

>>26107494
Glad to see you around, I haven't seen an e-yeeey thread in awhile.

>>26106816
>>26106740
>>26106677
>50 posts since June
Top fucking kek

>>26110386
the absurdity of the posts combined with the Basketball Pepe makes for a good chuckle

>>26106677
Just seems like a robot friend who really likes basketball to me

>>26107890
this so much, genders were made to define reproductive capabilities, it's not about if you feel like a boy or girl it's about what you're naturally capable of reproductively

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>>26110386
>tfw the archive only goes back to 22 Jul 2014
>tfw 2451 results for my (non-anonymous) posts found
>tfw been on 4chan for 9 years
>tfw posted much more in the past than I have in the last two years
>tfw if I round down, that makes at least 11,000 posts

>>26107890
>tfw intersex
O-okay...

>that doghater guy
>that guy who sometimes makes threads about how he is too smart for women
>that tranny that keeps making fembot feels with pictures of anime girls

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>>26109401
no u desusenpaibakachan

>>26110722
>that autistic tripfag

A few of these could be me but none are specific, I have work to do.

>>26105747
>>26110871
Which one senpaitachi

>>26109379
That's what he said, you speng.

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>>26110506
>tfw started posting here around that time

I'm honestly surprised I didn't get brought up at all. I lie a lot and I would have thought one of my favourite lies would have shown up in here by now.
It's kind of disappointing, actually.

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>>26107062
kekerino baby