Meanwhile, on bizarro /r9k/...

I've been feeling a little down lately. Maybe I should change my diet, volunteer, look for a new job, or go for a walk. Thoughts, friends?

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>>26103809
>Are there any girls
Of course there are girls here. This is /r9k/, the happiest place on Earth!

I'm unironically enjoying licking my wifes asshole right now

>>26103830

That sounds like a great idea, make sure to always keep a positive outlook and smile a lot!

>>26103871
Thank you! I think I will also call my mother, we have a wonderful, normal relationship

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>>26103809
Fucking robots get off my board! REEEEEEEEE

Oh, hey there neetcucks.

Don't mind me, just enjoying a fine shift at work, trying to make my boss as much money as possible. While on break I'll most likely be trying to figure out what to spend my paycheck on. Perhaps I'll save most of it, and put a little towards some new shoes I've been wanting.

Anyways, enjoy the entire week of freedom you've got neetcucks. And remember, it's only a matter of time until your support system gives out and you'll have to either die or become a wageslave. Tick tock.

>>26103809
women like you are the reason i enjoy abusing prostitutes.

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WEIRDOS GET OUT
ROOOOOOOO

>>26103930
*That* post is full of words of wisdom.

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>phd in math
>starting 300k

I am living the dream.

>>26103809

You know what guys? Maybe I shouldn't blame society for all my problems and take responsibility for once! How's that sound?

Had a great January. Feel like my life's improving for the better. I guess it's true what they say: new year, new me!

What are you robots doing this weekend? I'm taking my wife's son camping and I couldn't be more stoked. He's a really cool kid.

>>26105292
That's so cool! Taking my husband's daughter out this weekend for a little girl time myself.

>>26105292
>>26105356

Golly Gee. I was taking my gf's son to Star Wars the other day. We had a good bonding experience.

i can barely find the time to post anymore! my social life is so fufilling and active!

I reckon short guys are pretty cool and there's lots of opportunities for them to success in life.

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Gr8 B8 M8 i R8 8/8. i'm really impressed

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>>26103930
This triggers NEETcucks.

>>26103809
tfw 25 and I've never had a boyfriend

>>26103809
omg samee here! :o

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It sickens me how there are so many deviants on 4chan who get off to adult women. They will hang first on the day of the rope, mark my words.

>>26103858
Anon, this is supposed to be bizarro r9k.