Strayabot here wanting to get on disability pension for a few years. I am being forced into the retail industry by the governments and if I end up there I will probably just breath in the helium gas or finally snap I just can't fucking handle the idea of working in retail. My plan is to get on disability for a few years so I can work towards becoming fit and getting into trades or something then I will get off it and pay tax dollars for all the other neets out there. I already have quite a few mental health issues but no physical ones the issue is I have never been diagnosed and I don't have any sort of record of psychotic behavior or anything so I need to figure out what degree of mental disability would qualify me for it if I should maybe make a convincing attempt on my life or something to convince whoever I need to of my issues. Basically everyone I have ever had deep conversation with me has called me out as mentally fucked and mental disease runs in my family the only reason I haven't done anything crazy is because I am both too weak and have a lot of self control. Anyway any Strayabots here on disability for mental disorders or does anyone have some recommendations on how to get on disability?
kill yourself you fucking scum work in retail like everyone else has to and get fit using the money you earn from that you'll get on disability and stay on it your whole life don't act like it's just till you get fit cause you'll never do it you worthless piece of fucking shit.
I've come a long way from where I was mate you don't even know me I legitimately want to have employment because I don't want to be like every other cunt in my area who is 50 and still on dole sitting there wasting money on the pokies, ciggies, drugs and grog I just can't fucking deal with retail it does my head in. I did work experience in it for an extremely short time and even that sucked the life out of me at least with a trades job I can be in an environment that is semi likable and not going to drive me to driving myself into a wall. I just need time and money to get myself to a point where I can find employment in that area without having to interact socially with retards everyday all day endlessly constantly having people berate me for shit that isn't my fault
>wanting to live off of welfare
mate you're not gonna afford shit on it.
how the fuck can you buy nice clothes, food, go to nightclubs and save for the future while relying on scraps?
> My plan is to get on disability for a few years so I can work towards becoming fit and getting into trades
Why not just go straight into an apprenticeship? You'll get fit on the job and get paid.
brb, gotta report my no earnings to centrelink to get my next dole payment.
I don't want to live off welfare I want to be on it for a while and use the funds to pay for some tafe courses and to improve my health (eat correctly and get fit) Australian welfare is already pretty high the only reason cunts seem so broke on it is because they blow it all on drugs, alcohol and gambling. I have jewish level money sense so I could easily do what I want to do on the amount I would get, literally all I want is to have the time and funds to get myself into a position where I can get trade work or something similar if I had to work in retail for a year or two I would straight up just kill myself desu
>without having to interact socially with retards everyday all day endlessly constantly having people berate me for shit that isn't my fault
hahahaha, good luck with that doing a trade.
I have tried to get apprenticeships but my job people won't come through with any plus the whole "get fit while working" thing won't work with me I'm a natural born weak cunt I won't gain fuck all muscle unless I go all out workout mode with a diet and all
>use the funds to pay for some tafe courses
IT'S CALLED YOUTH ALLOWANCE! YOU GET IT JUST FOR GOING TO TAFE!
YOU CAN START FILLING IN THE FORM NOW AND THEY'll BOOK AN APPOINTMENT WITH YOU FOR NEXT WEE!
Yeah, I remember handing in my first 20 jobs form. Freaking out cos I made up half of them cos seriously fucking 20 jobs a month? I might get a job if I did that! Anyway they just stamp it and give it back to you, no questions.
I'm basically already on something similar the issue is I have to give a large amount of my current payment as board and my job services people are kind of forcing me into retail courses and positions even if I convinced them to let me go down a trades route they would then instantly shove me into something intensive as fuck and I'd probably wouldn't be able to even do the work yet due to my physical state I would likely just get fired or some shit I have another plan to become a forklift operator in a factory but I don't know if that will come through and a forklift licenses costs a couple of hundred to get so I don't want to drop that until I'm sure I could get the job. Basically the issue is the fact that I need time to get into trades but I physically can't do that at the moment and retail makes me want to do an hero and my jobservices only care about forcing me the fuck out the door into whatever the fuck they can get me into without caring of my opinion on anything
Ok so I see more of the picture here. You're already on NEETbux, I'm guessing Newstart, and your parents are charging you lots of money to give you the hint to get a job and or get out of their house. And your Job Service Provider is actually actively trying to make you work, unlike most which just happily do nothing and sponge up money form the government just like their clients.
Alright you need to show me how emaciated you really are if you think you're too weak to lift a hammer. I straight up don't believe that you are physically too weak to spend 7 hours standing around a building site. It's 2016, girls do trades these days.
And shit the tradie diet of iced coffees and sausage rolls will bulk you up pretty quick.
It's pretty bad actually like to the point where people think I have eating disorders and stuff like that I have enough lower body strength but all through my chest, shoulders and arms I am basically weak as fuck and can hardly do physical work and if I do I can't do it for long periods I just want to gain more strength in those areas so I can do the job I want and do it well I don't know whats wrong with me it just seems that I never gain any upper body strength no matter how active I am or how well I eat I need to go all out but that requires a gym membership or equipment and an a proper diet with more expensive food plus I will have to pay for courses to actually have something to put on my resume when I apply for employment
you seem to have so many excuses for everything, I really doubt you'd improve yourself even on more benefits
you will keep being a weak shit you will just rationalise it in a different way
courses are cheap as you have to do a pre apprenticeship which at max will cost you $1000 but I saw them cheap as for like $200 here in brisbane at least you need to stop making excuses mate and just get out there if you keep making excuses you will never change.
I'm not making excuses I just have a hard time explaining things I will try and put it as simply as I can.
I am too weak currently to do trade work but with some time and more money I can solve that and I want to solve that yes I could go into retail and have the money but I wouldn't have much time also the fact I would kill myself I just want to have both time and money to get into trades that's literally all it is I'm not making excuses I'm stating facts I am just so fucking weak physically atm that I need time and I almost lost it several times doing work experience in retail I can't imagine a full time job in it for an extended period of time
I basically bullshitted the VA in the US and now I get free money and healthcare for life. Healthcare isn't a big deal if you're in socialist heaven and already have it for free but in the US it's a big deal.
$3000 a month for life no matter what I do. I've got a job interview next Friday to get a job at my state's water department calling people up and telling them their water permit is revoked. I love telling people what to do so I'm thinking about taking it if it's offered but I'm just not sure I want to go back to working. Being in college for 4 years has made me even lazier.
I haven't been in a bad enough state to be able to yet stupid survival instincts as well as the "what will your friends/family after your gone" thing stops me but I know if shit got bad enough I would do it
Sorry but I am sure you would understand me not wanting to meet up with a complete random from 4chan in real life I've had friends get their heads smashed in that way and I don't take risks online, wondering however why would you want to meet me?
Ok op i might actually help you, i was thinking "whats in it for me if i help opie" and heres my answer, i want to see how th centrelink system will deal with you.
So add me on skype tomtem1
Let me know
Also tell story of how your friend got bashed for meeting up a 4channer