How to flirt with a girl?

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>>26103244
>pic
There is this subtle charm to this girl. I cant put my finger on it, but something is just drawing me in...

>>26103244
Put you penis in her ass to make the babby

>>26103244
Just be good looking and you can say whatever you want and its flirting

if it doesn't come naturally to you; you're hopeless. either way, women don't like advances from unattractive people.

ask how big her titties is

Tell her she has nice teeth. Ask to feel them to make sure they're real.

>>26103244
>punch her
>say sorry and tell her that you thought she was your dog
>now you have something to talk about

>>26103332
So what do I do instead?

Ayy gurrrl, look at dem milkbags.

ask ger for her phone number
and then pull out your dick.

>>26103411
Pay for sex like a true robot.

>>26103411
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>>26103456
How is the high?

>>26103373
And say it all with a lisp.

>>26103456
I'm not a wizard yet. No MP to restore.

>>26103411
>get fit
>get $$$

www.wikihow.com/Get-a-Girlfriend-When-You're-Autistic

>>26103244
Just tell her the boobs are amazing.

Her reaction will be a perfect and objective way to measure your attractiveness.

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>>26103244
>How to flirt with a girl?
Learn pua. It was invented literally for guys like you who come to the internet to ask this question.

And no, its not a scam, because there's too much free shit out there for you to ever have to pay anything in order to learn that shit. If you pay for it you're an idiot.

Find a pua type/style/instructor you like and do it. Avoid the London street pickup faggots who are only in it for the youtube views and don't teach you anything useful.

Normies
your help plz

then kindly fuck off

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what are you supposed to do when they look at you

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>>26103492
>Recognize that you are desirable. Autistic people in general are loyal, genuine, focused, kind hearted, educated, and original. All of these traits are appealing to women.

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>>26103548
>making eye contact with people
>ever

Its all literally just teasing and making fun of her, be attractive and that's it gg

>>26103411
Learn how to have it become natural. It'll be a brutal learning curve, and you're going to have alot of girls tell you that you don't deserve life.

It's so rough that the chances are not bad that you'll just end up more broken down

Also, don't watch porn. It fucks with your ability to gauge and understand women's feelings and reactions.

>>26103548
You're supposed to take the initiative, which means she wants you to approach her and make casual conversation, which means entertain and amuse her (this is where the "I like funny men" shit comes from), and demonstrate both your social viability and dominance.

>been talking to girl
>found out she had bf
>stop talking to her as much
>she asks why I seem different
>I said "I stopped flirting"
>now she wants to talk today
what do?

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>Sit next to girl
>Pull out smart phone
>begin watching Jontron

Never fails.

>>26103244
she needs to lose some weight. Even her face is fat

>>26103411
go on a spree

>>26103518
It's a time scam

>>26103548
I can't even look at people in my peripherals