A failed normie is somebody who wants friends or a gf but cannot get them. The term came from wizchan, where it was used to ban people claiming to want sexual relationships. Anybody who wants friends is a failed normie by the original definition. Please stop misusing the term, or using it at all, as it had a disastrous impact on wizchan.
>>26094945 It's all relative, and there are millions of failed normies out there. Mega obese fatties call less fat people 'smallfats' or 'mediumfats'...these smaller fatties are still weigh 300 pounds or more and their lives are probably shit, but they don't qualify for full victim rights because the super obese 600+ pounders claim it for their own.
>be typical robot child >achieve normie status in high school >one day realize I'm the one always initiating hang-outs >think I might be annoying them by doing this too much >wait for one of them to call me to hang out >its been over 5 years and I haven't heard a thing
Successful = basically a chad and stacy but so finacially tight and charismatic that they will never experience pain, will die with thousands mourning, will be happy every day of their lives.
Chads + Stacies = jocks, very sexually active, successful job, no mental illnesses, normal drug use, hundreds of friends, will die happy
Normalfags = have sex occasionally, fairly normal job, has a social network account, will probably die happy
failed normie = had/has solid friends, not a virgin, but has only had sex less than 3 times and with only one partner, will die alone
cyborg = has a few friends, might have hugged or kissed but never had sex, will die alone and sad
robot = mentally ill, (aspergers), thinks drugs will make them popular so you do them but they just waste money, watch anime, play vidya, listen to "indie" music, hate women, will die alone a kissless virgin unhappy and no one will care
Wizard = never seen a girl irl. exclusivly jerks off to 2D, will die alone and happy :)
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