>say "computer, end program" every night >nothing

>>26094296

>tfw almost had a gf once but couldn't force myself to go through with it after she revealed she was a DS9 fan

Riker is a annoying Chad kind of character

>>26094356

Fuck you, Riker is bro tier. Geordi is Chad.

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>tfw you are Barclay

>>26094325

>not liking DS9

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>>26094387
>tfw pretty much Chief O'Brien

>>26094370
>a guy who's into science, fails every date, and resorts to making idealized versions of female engineers on the holodeck
>Chad
pick one

>>26094387
>>26094453

>tfw Data, but no qt 3.14 Tasha Yar to see past my autism and take my android virginity

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ev1ec0Z0GI

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>it's a Wesley Crusher episode
>it's a Wesley Crusher is a smug bastard episode
>it's a Wesley Crusher is a magic boy genius who fixes everything and knows a solution for everything episode
>it's a Wesley Crusher conveniently happened to have a relevant school project that saves the Enterprise and the crew episode
>it's a Wesley Crusher exists and ruins the whole episode episode

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>tfw you just made me say "computer end program out loud"

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>>26094595
>Wil Wheaton comes into the surgery
>the bull his wife cucks him with broke his arm when he finally mustered the courage to try and stop him
>he wants me to put a cast on it
>give him a lethal dose of morphine instead

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>cum-bjew-tor, end brow-gram

That's how Picard would pronounce it.

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>it's a lwaxana episode

>>26094738
she is actually funny though, especially when she trolls the fuck out of Deanna

>>26094759
lwaxana was great, except for that shitty episode where she goes psycho

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>watching TNG
>that episode where that science woman genius visits Enterprise and Geordi realizes that she's about to see his simulation of her he had made in some earlier episode
>Geordi stops and asks this qt grill directions
>she's on the screen for like half minute and she stole my heart

What a qt, I don't even know if she's in any other episode.

>>26094738
She was qt with Odo.

>>26094296
>tfw I listen to Picard on inner light play his flute solo before every night and cry about my other life in my dreams, I do it so I do not sleep about it again and wake up again.

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>>26094738
>implying that's not my fetish

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>>26094800
>implying the ensign who spilled hot cocoa all over Picard isn't much more qt
what a pleb

Chaka, the walls feel!

>>26094296
> pray to god at night before going to sleep asking not to wake up.
> wake up

I don't know why I even bother with this sadist.

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>>26094296
>say "computer, end program" every night
>you cease to exist

>>26095258
Pepe and Wojak, at the gates of neetdom.

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>>26095258
when the walls fell, cunt