>Oh hi anon, i'm just with your brother Chad right now
>Anyway gotta go, love you.
>Anon, your brother made a mess. Be a dear and wipe it off?
>Anon, could you send Chad out here?
>I think he's in your sister's room
>they've been in there for hours doing god knows what
>Anon how many times have I told you to knock before entering?! This is mine and your brother's special time together and you're ruining it!
The first and only time I've had sex she was on her period and a big ol glob dropped out and landed on my leg.
My mom picked us up afterwards and she must have smelled me. So fucking embarrassing. I came like five times that night though I didn't care at the moment.
>tfw my brother sent me this picture of my wife
>first it was mom
>then it was our sister
>and every girl i've ever dated
The worst part is I know I'll never say or do anything about it.
It's kind of weird having an attractive older brother. I remember when girls use to say he was so hot back in the day. Now I've lost weight and I'm pretty attractive myself. The only thing he really beats me at is his horse cock. I'm Mr. Average. Doesn't bother me though.