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Share your OKCupid experiences.
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if you didn't keep up the bantz and slam that puss you are a faggot
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>5 "matches"
>20 likes
>0 responses
>0 messages
I don't even need a screenshot to prove it, women on online dating are the most shallow cunts I've ever dealt with
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>>26094687
You do realize that women on dating sites get sometimes upwards of 20 messages a day, right? They don't even need to browse profiles, they can just look at their messages and know that all of the guys who have messaged them are into her and she can choose from among them. How can you call women shallow for choosing the best option available to them?
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>>26094756
that is shallow
they're extremely picky about who they chose and who they respond to
they never put their neck on the line and send a message first
I'm both mad at them for being extremely superficial and for society for basically spoiling them by giving them everything they'd ever want on a silver platter
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>>26093985

I've met some cool chicks on OKC, but It always ends up with then making excuses when I want to make plans and eventually they stop replying to my texts and shit. That's why I gave up on online dating, some people are supposed to be alone and that's ok.
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>>26095214
>implying the average woman on OKC has time to reply to the 100 thirsty betas who message her in an hour
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Pic related shows all the success I've had with okc and online dating in general for the past 6 years
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>>26095288
I'm just saying
it's awful and unfair and I want out
that I'm expected to keep putting myself on the line, keep entertaining completely boring people, and give them gifts, and pay for shit for them, all so I can stand out from the 100s of other people that are doing the same

there was a relevant post about this on /soc/, some girl came into a virgin thread and kept talking about her 400+ adds she gets from "fans" whenever she posts contact info on /soc/ and how guys need to just keep going, because it feeds the egos of girls like her

online women are 100x worse than IRL women
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>>26093985
I have had my account for 2 years.

I have received only 10 visitors in total.

The one person who messaged me was a transsexual man who was seeing someone.

Fuck this gay earth
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>>26093985
picnotrelatedtome
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>>26093985


>Make profile, take some tests, send a couple messages and stop using it.
>Log in a week later out of boredom, 5 different women I never even viewed have contacted ME!
>MFW they are all enormous, 40-something, polyamorous wiccans.

Haven't been back since.
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I don't know if it's just my area or not, but I have noticed that basically every woman on OKC deems it necessary to advertise their shitty political views on their profiles.

This is why I don't use that site anymore.
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>>26095561

That was supposed to be TFW. Fuck.
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Eh, it's okay. I met my ex gf there and she was a crazy bitch but I don't blame online dating for that.

I've still got one and have had it for about 2 months and have 30 likes and average like 15 visitors a day. I've had a few unsolicited messages before but they're usually from hamplanet single moms or obvious crazies.

The good ones are usually swept up pretty quick, which is pretty fucking disheartening. I've seen tons of profiles of girls that are cute and match over 90% with but they haven't been online in months, so I guess it's just a matter of time and a numbers game.

I don't know how to meet people outside of work so online dating is my best option I guess.
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I went out on a coffee date with a girl just the other day. Eh, it was nice. Not really that much of a connection so I don't think I'm gonna call her back
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>>26093985
it's trifling all the way down, anon. eventually i get bored with these hoes and go back to enriching my mind.
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>>26095641
That one with the glasses is super cute
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>>26095632
>15 visitors a day

Sorry, per week, not day
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>>26095675
>>26095641
The one about halfway down, sorry
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>>26093985
>that one time I got meme'd
http://imgur.com/xhIRslN
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>>26095862
Get your toasted roast out of here you flabby hamslut

REEEEEEEE
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>>26095699
ah. yeah. i'd give you her profile if i didn't delete my account ;-;
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>>26096092
Unless she's in south Texas I bet she wouldn't message back anyway. But you did get my hopes up
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>>26096051
FUCK OFF PLEB U CANT HANDLE THE FLAVOR
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>>26096214
>tfw samson will never roast you a chicken

Did samson ever roast you one?
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one of my buddies met a girl from there and was gonna marry her and then got cucked

shit's fucked
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>>26096327
Nah, we were mostly just really high.
I recall making some pretty killer burgers with avocado tho.
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>>26096457
Will you date Samson again?

It's my otp, become Mrs Popple
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>>26096457
this >>26096527

You two looked so cute together
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I am 24 now
Just got out of a 4 year relationship
Made an okcupid account because it had been so long I forgot how to flirt

>Met one girl and went on a date
>Got catfished when she turned up to a fancy dinner wearing jorts and a pikachu backpack. She was also about 140 kilos at least when her picture showed her being about 60 kilos.
>Ended up getting drink and calling her fat and ugly
>Missed my train home so was stranded in the city I travelled to meet her at
>Make her let me stay at her place with her parents
>Get to her house and in her room she had about 10 bird cages full of birds
>So drunk and full of rage about my whole situation I end up rage fucking her

Asian qt
>Messaged a qt I saw not expecting much
>added me on wechat
>chatted for a good 2 weeks
>Met up in the same city
>Fugged her within an hour
>Moved in with her that same week
>Been dating for 1 and a half years and getting married soon
>Bought house together
>Her family is rich as fuck and pays for us to go back to China all the time
Funny how life turns out
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>>26094756
20 messages is an understatement

My current fiancee showed me her account when I met her through okcupid

She would easily get between 50-100 PER DAY. Most were attempts to sleep with her and some were just useless "hi's".


Also you would be VERY surprised how many legit creepy fuckers are on that site. She had people stalk her after a date for weeks, some would try and get into her apartment and get stopped by security and she still nearly 2 years on has some creepy Indian fuck calling her phone.
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>>26096875
>She had people stalk her after a date for weeks, some would try and get into her apartment

Did she have dates at her place? How did they know where she lived?
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>>26096953
They would follow her home.

Some of her dates she tells me are hilarious

Got talked into date by some guy who seemed genuine and decent.

>Pulled up in a bmw
>started talking total shit
>tried to make her blow him during the ride
>Shes just scared now waiting for the right time to get out of the car
>Guy gets a call and it is played through car speakers
>its his mom telling him to give her the BMW back and never to take her car again and to clean his room
>When she got out of the car at the next lights he got out to try and convince her to get back in
>he was apparently no taller then 5'4
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>>26095362
Welcome to real life bud.
Who said it would be fair ?
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I actually feel bad for the crazy shit girls go through with online dating. There are so many fucked up guys out there (just look at this board). When things go poorly for a guy in online dating that means girls just won't respond or go out with them. When things go poorly for girls they could get sexually assaulted or raped. Rather be ignored a million times than get raped once.
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>>26097853
the feminists and society when they said they were going to work towards equality
instead they're just propping up women who already have all the power
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Never got a real message. I don't see the point of online dating unless you are Chad.

I tried all of the sites and apps too. I answered hundreds of questions. Most were dumb. I even tried grindr and some homo sites. Anuffin4me.

Not that it matters. I don't know what people do. I dont know how to be around people. I will stick to hanging out with my cat.
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>>26096875
>they were useless "hi"s
>literally every message I've recieved from a woman on either tinder or OKC has been "heyy"
with exactly 2 y's
it's like, they criticize us for putting no effort in, but then when they have to do anything, they are absolutely lazy and shitty
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been out with two girls now

got 2 more prospects in the queue

hard part about is how damn flaky the girls are. they always need to reschedule dates. oh well.
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I used to do this all the time for /r9k/.

Time goes by so fast ;.;
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I had this saved, oddly, from my short unsuccessful stint on OKC
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>>26100063
>unoriginal hiya message
why can't women actually put any effort in when they're this desperate?
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>>26100063
That you are about to leave r9k forever, Chad.
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>>26094756
"the best option" is usually someone at least 3 points out of their league. a 7/10 won't go out with a 7/10 dude, hell a 5/10 girl wouldn't even go out with a 7/10 dude. that's why he's pissed; it isn't about "the best option", it's the idea that they believe they're better than their current rating.
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>>26096634
Why are you here? Honestly. Do you just come to feel good in comparison?
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>>26100063
talk about 69'ing
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>visit profile
>girl visits mine and 'likes' it
>send her a message asking about something in her bio
>doesn't respond

THEN WHY THE FUCK DID YOU LIKE MY PROFILE YOU CUNT? I GATHER THE COURAGE TO MESSAGE YOUR FAT FUCKING ASS AND YOU DON'T EVEN BOTHER RESPONDING
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H-Here we go boys.
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>>26100356

>hot pockets
>not totinos pizza rolls

Wow, way to throw a shitty party m8.
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>>26100395
It's a date, asshole. Hot Pockets are more intimate.
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>>26100356
>>26100405
this has to be a fucking joke
idiots like this jupm right in and say legitimate creep things about getting in women's pants?
they get responses and dates
I try to treat people like normal fucking humans?
no responses and get called a creep

fuck you dumb cunt and the rest of your stupid fucking gender
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>>26100428
Maybe you should stop being ugly lol
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>>26100448

This. Maybe you're just uggo? No one wants any kind of uggo.
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>>26100448
>just b urself
>just be attractive
god damn I really hate the cruel fucking place r9k has become lately
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>>26100456
there has to be no way
there is no physical way that I can ever EVER be so unattractive that I can't get positive female attention
the fucking elephant man has a wife
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>>26100497

A river in egypto, m8.
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>>26100276

It's a shit test. She wants Chad to see through her pretending to like things for dick. It was hard enough to make shit up for her profile. The last thing she wants is to discuss her 'interests'.
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>>26100693
I think I give up being serious on that shitty site then. Maybe that's how you do it, you just message girls with random, stupid shit.
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>>26100764

You have nothing to lose. Pretend you're in middle school and you're teasing that cute girl you like. She'll probably call you mean. From there you have a chance but it's still a girl so she's bad at conversation. I love the childish shit. Even if she doesn't play along she'll feel obliged to defend herself. Keep it silly though. I once said a girls favorite show sucked and gave a couple ridiculous examples showing I had seen it. It almost worked too well.

I don't know if it's a southern thing but childhood memories are fun. I'm into spankings and every girl here has funny sexy stories of the worst whooping they got, the most unjust, and the narrowly escaped one. From there you can drop being into spanking somehow. Something stupid like 'I ought to whip you'. I swear I'm not Chad but I've had sex before. One time for fun after I took of my belt I folded it over and pushed the halves together then pulled to make that popping sound. Her eyes got wide as saucers. I didn't set out to spank her but I just had to after that.

I had lunch with a qt ginger today, like inhumanly cute. Bright orange hair, 5'2, light enough I could Ohp her easy, and she told me about getting spanked. I usually fuck up at this part but at one point she grabs my arm to demonstrate something in her story. I don't speak pua but I take it as a sign she digs me. Anyway she had the cutest stories of getting beat. I tried to get her to come for drinks but she's underage. She's naive so that's even cuter. Who cares about drinking underage? Especially in college? Usually I'm pissed off because girls are too transparent in trying to get me to liquor them up.

I am going to get hurt by her though. I try to be alpha but I see myself falling into orbit and I don't want to ruin her. She's sweet, like actual wife material, so it's gonna sting like a bitch when she turns down my drinks then goes tailgating and fucks the whole football team.
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>>26095508
bitch lookin like a bird smdh
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>>26100276
Every. Fucking. Time.
I'm ready to just delete my profile and give up.
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>>26093985
>Landwhale
>Landwhale
>Landwhale
>Landwhale
>Landwhale
>Some Nigerian chick who barely spoke English
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I've found some interesting females on this site.
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I had a short gf through here. I actually did like her and four months of heaven followed...

Then she got pissed that I didn't say good morning to her enough.

At the end of last year, she wanted to get back together before she left the state...I was tempted to, but she lied. She said she didn't touch anyone else despite telling me she went to a lesbian orgy and got a girlfriend.

9/10 in both body and personality but her lying...no. Fuck that.
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>>26102164
What should I message womyn like these if I come across them? Too good to pass up
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>>26102164
>Non-binary
So you're neither 1 or 0?
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Pic related cut to the chase & posted her Amazon wishlist.

>>26102311
I sent her this when I messaged her & had her going for a while.

>I sexually identify as a Sukhoi Su-47 Berkut, check your fucking privilege.
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