Describe your absolutely perfect ideal partner. Anything goes, the more far-fetched, detailed, improbable and/or impossible, the better. Go nuts.
>similar music taste
Honestly though I just want someone to spend my life with. Sex is fun but I could live without it. I want a life partner. I want someone to be comfy with.
>quiet, good listener
>a total cutie
>perfect wavy hair I can run my fingers through
>brown hair ^
>skinny with a good frame for hugging
>doesn't have to be taller or shorter than me I don't mind unless he's like 5'4 because I'm tall
>Smarter than me
>Glasses/Stubble isn't a must but I like it
>Can put up with me
>Doesn't mind arguments
>Perfect brown/green eyes
>Someone I can admire
Why doesn't he exist
For the most part, yeah but it's the
>can put up with me
bit that kind of ruins it
>blue eyes, or vivid green/hazel
>enjoys my music
>has interesting things to talk about
>finds me interesting
The last three are nonexistant, if r9k has taught me much.
I don't know if high-testosterone women are a thing, but a light-haired male is "blond". The word comes from french, there's an e because of a feminine adjective.
Shut the fuck up you do the same bullshit yourself. She's not demanding an improbable partner, she's aknowledging one is inaccessible.
Also your waifu isn't real.
I don't want a fat girl.
Though testosterone comes from increased food intake, so high test males are faggots.
Seriously, transitioning traps are 10x more attractive than the cutest fat chick.
>>26093281 not me
But I agree with >>26093274, also, the point of this thread is to describe someone perfect. It's supposed to be far-fetched. Of course I'll improve myself to be someone my supposed partner could like.
As a chubby chaser as well, the complete absence of cute fat guys reaches us to one of two conclusions:
A. there are not enough fat guys.
B. all the fat guys are ugly.
I can't decide which one is sadder.
i just want a cute belly husband to go through the ups and downs of life with
have a kid or two
play vidya/watch shows
do fun things together
do boring things together
just be generally comfy
I have the same feeling. I guess its instincts.
But I definitely just want a strong family where everyone helps each other get better and the kids will at least have had a decent up bringing.
>18-19 years old female
>caring and generous
> between 4'10 and 5'1
> white with shoulder-length blonde hair, fat ass slightly less than medium chest
> trained in IT, hobbyist server admin, knows her way around AWS
> novice-adept js/python/ruby dev
> runs server from home, doing part time dev on our personal code projects and keeps the house clean while I'm at work
> come home to dinner on the table and pair programming session
>wants me to rub her feet
>wants me to put babies in her
>works with me to live as frugally as possible
>classical liberal politics, traditional family values
>aspiration to homeschool the children
>Long wavy very dark brown hair
>Large green eyes
>Smallish mouth, full red lips
>Slim, but not a chestlet
>Virgin (no roastie)
>Wears colourful dresses in summer
>18 years old
>A few freckles
>Enjoys and likes talking about things I enjoy and like talking about
>High libido, but not really kinky or overly submissive
>Loyal to a fault, would feel bad even if the thought of cheating popped into her head
>Wants children, enjoys being around them
>Quiet, enjoys alone time but also appreciates time with people important to her
>Billionaire, wants to buy a castle in rural Germany so we can live the ultimate NEET life
>Absolutely idolises and adores me