Describe your dream girl/guy

>>26092912
>empathetic
>loyal
>weird kinks
>similar music taste
>belly
>hairy
>beard
>glasses
>into games/anime
>appreciates art
Honestly though I just want someone to spend my life with. Sex is fun but I could live without it. I want a life partner. I want someone to be comfy with.

>>26092973
man that sounds nice.

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>quiet, good listener
>a total cutie
>perfect wavy hair I can run my fingers through
>brown hair ^
>skinny with a good frame for hugging
>doesn't have to be taller or shorter than me I don't mind unless he's like 5'4 because I'm tall
>Drinks tea
>Cultured
>Dom/Switch
>funny
>strong opinions
>Smarter than me
>Glasses/Stubble isn't a must but I like it
>Can put up with me
>Doesn't mind arguments
>Perfect brown/green eyes
>Successful
>Someone I can admire
>Similar taste
>Loves me

Why doesn't he exist

>>26093096
sounds pretty common

>>26093096
moshi moshi baito desu

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>>26093135
For the most part, yeah but it's the
>can put up with me
bit that kind of ruins it

>>26092912
>Blonde
>blue eyes, or vivid green/hazel
>short
>skinny
>lowtest
>innocent
>kind
>enjoys my music
>has interesting things to talk about
>finds me interesting

>loves me

The last three are nonexistant, if r9k has taught me much.

>>26093166
Female mentality everyone

Not "I wish I could become the sort of person he would like to be around," instead "I acknowledge I'm a shitter but he should accept me anyway"

>>26092912
Mute. And big tits.

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I want A BELLY BF REALLLY BAD

>>26093208
>Blonde
>lowtest

I don't know if high-testosterone women are a thing, but a light-haired male is "blond". The word comes from french, there's an e because of a feminine adjective.

>>26093218
Shut the fuck up you do the same bullshit yourself. She's not demanding an improbable partner, she's aknowledging one is inaccessible.

Also your waifu isn't real.

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>>26093218
I am a gay male

>>26093274
I don't want a fat girl.
I'm "lowtest."
Though testosterone comes from increased food intake, so high test males are faggots.

Seriously, transitioning traps are 10x more attractive than the cutest fat chick.

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My waifu is all i need

>>26093281
Gross
>>26093274
Fag

>loyal
>smarter than me
>6.5/10 - 8.5/10
>convention going, anime watching, video game playing nerd
>willing to have many children
>well mannered
>can be dominant at times
>likes animals

>>26093339
me except im fat and dont want more than 2 kids

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>>26093208
Are my eyes hazel enough

>>26093274
I'm dirty blonde but I'm pretty masculine

>>26093316
lmao wat

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I want a fucking cute fat boy to fuck and spend my life!!with!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>26093218
>>26093281 not me

But I agree with >>26093274, also, the point of this thread is to describe someone perfect. It's supposed to be far-fetched. Of course I'll improve myself to be someone my supposed partner could like.

I want TO FUCKING FALL IN LOVE AHHHHH

>>26093358
I kind of want 4, but I'm always willing to compromise as long as the children are raised properly. but kids won't be for a little bit.

>>26093430
Too bad I'm not fat
>tfw you just want a wife to settle down with

>>26093466
ive always wanted to be a mother
its one of those things I absolutely need to do to in my life

>>26093476
As a chubby chaser as well, the complete absence of cute fat guys reaches us to one of two conclusions:

A. there are not enough fat guys.

B. all the fat guys are ugly.

I can't decide which one is sadder.

>>26093476
i just want a cute belly husband to go through the ups and downs of life with
have a kid or two
play vidya/watch shows
do fun things together
do boring things together
just be generally comfy

>>26093521
tfw no qt fat bearded bf with a kind face to ravage my pussy

>>26093493
I have the same feeling. I guess its instincts.
But I definitely just want a strong family where everyone helps each other get better and the kids will at least have had a decent up bringing.

>>26093535
>tfw twink
>tfw no point in living

>18-19 years old female
>caring and generous
> between 4'10 and 5'1
> white with shoulder-length blonde hair, fat ass slightly less than medium chest
> trained in IT, hobbyist server admin, knows her way around AWS
> novice-adept js/python/ruby dev
> runs server from home, doing part time dev on our personal code projects and keeps the house clean while I'm at work
> come home to dinner on the table and pair programming session
>wants me to rub her feet
>wants me to put babies in her
>works with me to live as frugally as possible
>classical liberal politics, traditional family values
>aspiration to homeschool the children
>enjoys vaporwave

>>26092912
Looks
>Pale skin
>Small nose
>Long wavy very dark brown hair
>Large green eyes
>Smallish mouth, full red lips
>5'8
>Slim, but not a chestlet
>Virgin (no roastie)
>Thick eyebrows
>Wears colourful dresses in summer
>18 years old
>A few freckles

Personality
>Enjoys and likes talking about things I enjoy and like talking about
>High libido, but not really kinky or overly submissive
>Loyal to a fault, would feel bad even if the thought of cheating popped into her head
>Wants children, enjoys being around them
>Quiet, enjoys alone time but also appreciates time with people important to her

Go nuts
>Billionaire, wants to buy a castle in rural Germany so we can live the ultimate NEET life
>Absolutely idolises and adores me

Someone who loves me.

That's about it for now. Maybe my tastes would be more refined if I knew what love was like.

>>26093682
Nice job describing female me anon

where the fuck is my kinky switch belly bf that'll fuck me hard and let me peg him

any femanon her into bestiality?

>>26093757
in what sense? dogs?

>>26093757
literally all femanons will cuck you with your dog

>>26093757
i'm a dog btw

>>26093766
yes
>>26093768
and yes, yes. I needed this.

>>26093768
I'd shoot it like old yeller in the back yard

>>26093792
>>26093788
literally all femanons will cuck you with your human

>>26093814
>human
disgusting.