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You are currently reading a thread in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001

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Some of you might have seen me around recently.
Hi, I'm bob - not my actual name. Local black dude on r9k.
Dispelling g the myth that there are no black guys on 4chan in general.
Anyway, I just thought I'd say hi to you anons and get to know you a bit.
Maybe we can even be friends.
Ask me anything, within reason.
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I have no interest in you at all.
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hows daquan, shaquelle, d'andre, rashawn, leroy, and jamal?
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I don't believe that you are black
post tits with timestamp
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fuck off nigger, why aren't you picking cotton right now?
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why didn't people reply to my real nigga hours thread this morning
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>>26089276
Prove you're black.
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>>26089452
Niggah I woke up like 20 mins ago. Real niggas wake up late.
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Do you find black girls hot?
Do most black guys like big booty bitches?
Do you like big booty bitches?
How do blacks in general feel about pedophiles?
How do blacks in general feel about gays?
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There are tons of niggers on r9k

Anyway, how's your day?
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How do you feel about frail snail?
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>>26089276
Why do you hate freedom?
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>>26089276
where do you live blackbro
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Why do you like worshipping white cock so much?
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>>26089276
what do you think of different kinds of music? do you think people are genetically predisposed towards liking different kinds of music?
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Should i call you good nigger?
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>>26089303
why are you here then?
>>26089312
They sound awesome. I wish I had them as friends.
>>26089367
Would a picture of your mum with my dick in her mouth suffice?
>>26089390
I'm from East Africa, originally, my family has never picked cotton or been slaves.
>>26089489
What would you like, anon.

>>26089606
>Do you find black girls hot?
Hell yes. Saw loads of shaggable black girls when I was out today.
>Do most black guys like big booty bitches?
I think they do, buddy, at least the ones who aren't virgins ;)
>Do you like big booty bitches?
Yep, had sex. Booty > Boobs.
>How do blacks in general feel about pedophiles?
Hate 'em. It actually makes me reluctant to have kids cos I wouldn't want them to come to harm.
Luckily, where I am, pedophiles tend to be white males who prey on white kids (mostly girls) so I would hope it would never affect me.
>How do blacks in general feel about gays?
In Africa, most countries are majority Christian and therefore slightly anti-gay.
I think most black people in the western world are also christian. In my experience, a lot of black people do not like gays.
Personally, I don't care much about gays but I do not think I could have a close friend who was gay.
>>26089646
I love him <3
I was lurking on the new meme thread yesterday.
>>26089853
define freedom.
>>26089887
Britain.
England to be more specific.
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>>26090047
>What would you like, anon.

Not him but post timestamped erect pen0r
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>>26090047
This is also me, forgot to enter name and tripcode when I moved to the laptop.
>>26089972
ugh.
I hate cocks, other than my own.
>>26090010
I mainly listen to hip-hop, r'n'b, grime but I will listen to anything that gives me those unexplainable feels.
>>26090037
Do what you feel, maan.
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>>26090047
>What would you like, anon.
Hand with timestamp?
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>>26090078
It was me, forgot to enter name and trip code when I moved to the laptop.
>post timestamped erect pen0r
That's kinda gay, anon.
Why not a picture of my hand with the time written on it?
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>>26090047
>What would you like, anon.
livestream your suicide
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>>26089276
Was Michael Jackson black or white at the time of death? And does it matter?
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>>26090121
>Why not a picture of my hand with the time written on it?

Because I want to see ur d0ng????
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>>26089452
>>26089452
which /cpg/ are you?
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Is your dick bigger than mine?
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>>26090438

That image has an imgur filename so it probably isn't yours, but even if it was you know your dick is in like the top 5 percentile when it comes to dick size so you'd realistically only be asking to inflate your already overinflated ego in a weird race-related cock-size fetishizing way.
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>>26090142
I'm not suicidal, but I'll do it If I ever get to that stage.
>>26090151
It doesn't matter.
>>26090195
Can I just describe it for you? Less intrusive.
>>26090438
Depends how big yours is. I can't gauge size from pic alone.
>>26090597
A lot of white males on 4chan feel insecure about their penis size, for whatever reason.
It's the reason you see so many threads about black cocks on here.
It's fucking absurd, and many of these guys are adamant that they're not gay.
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>>26090597
it's the latter
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
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>>26090438
You dress like an upper-middle class highschooler that skateboards on weekends, listens to Eminem and ends every one of his social media usernames with 420.
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>>26090438
>>26090818
would not suck/10
grill btw
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>>26090047
>East African

you don't count then
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>>26090438
looks nice from here, I'd take that in my mouth (NOT OP)
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Why do you guys have a need to stick up for other blacks when in reality you don't care about each other.

E.g. protests where you band together for a cop killing a black man when in fact black on black crime kills more black people than cops actually would.
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>>26090779
>Can I just describe it for you? Less intrusive

No but the other cock in this thread already ruined the mood so nevermind
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>>26090104
Here.

Comment is superduper original.
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>>26090999

I heard black people tend to mutually nod to fellow blacks they see on the street, too. Idk why they're so close, wtf.
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>>26090900
I don't count as black?
Shit!
I fail at everything I do :(
>>26090912
Are you female?
>>26090999
I've seen the stats, definitely a problem fro African Americans.
I think it's a natural instinct to fight for your own - whether it's race, religion, tribe, country, whatever.
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>>26091100
Do you think you're special because you're black and posting here?
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>>26089303
>I have non interest in you at all
Opens Thread and replies
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>>26091183
Yes.
Original Comment......
No.
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>>26091226
And did you know there are plenty of other blackbots that don't use their skin color to attention whore?
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>>26091189
My exact reaction....
Why do people do that?
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>>26091254
How would I know that?
They should use their skin colour so I can tell they're black.
Otherwise I just assume someone is white unless they say so since 4chan is overwhelmingly white.
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>>26091297
>>26091323
>>26091297
Wasting the time to post "I don't care" is pretty stupid, but they're mad/confused/etc and it's perfectly justifiable. You really do come off as an attention whore and people don't like that here.

I don't think I've ever seen
>Ask a white guy anything
>Ask an Indian guy anything
>Ask an Asian guy anything

You don't need to know what race a person is on an anonymous imageboard. That's the point of being anonymous pal.
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>>26091117
>I heard black people tend to mutually nod to fellow blacks they see on the street
i do that, too and i'm only half black. feels good m8. not only do you feel like you belong, but you also feel like someones there to got your back in case shit hits the fan.
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>>26091436
>You really do come off as an attention whore and people don't like that here.
I'm not though.
It's just that 4chan in general seems to be really anti-black and I'm black so for me it's more of a middle-finger to that side of chan-culture.
I made this thread cos I was board.
Got more replies than I was expecting desu, thought it would just die lol.
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>>26090999
I think this has to be the dumbest question/example ever to cross idiot lips. What the fuck is protesting black on black crime going to do. Maybe if enough people hold signs in the streets, murderers will see the light and stop killing. Maybe if enough people chant in front of the crackhouse, the junkies will put down the pipe. In America, you try to protest to effect law. As far as I know murder is already illegal, and jamal goes to jail whether he did it or not. Protesting about government officials that murder and get away with it, with state funded help, should be protested, no matter the color, because they are doing it to everybody not just nigs.
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>>26091514
/pol/ or /b/ are way better if you're looking for a negative reaction. Most people on /r9k/ don't really care if you don't include the stormfags or shitposters.

Overall though, 4chan isn't as racist/intolerant as people think it is. Words like "nigger" or "faggot" have mainly become replacements for words like "stupid." It's beyond easy to do whatever you want here as long as you're not an easily triggered tumblrina. Even easier when you're not going out of your way to individualize yourself.

It's whatever though, decent thread.
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>>26091517

So you would rather them protest the few deaths that get media coverage rather than the thousands that die unjustly from their own race.

Sounds about right.

I'd be genuinely happy if they banned together to stop black on black violence and help the many black kids who are in need.
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Have you ever fucked a white girl off 4chan?
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>>26092427
No.
But I've fucked girls off other places.
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>>26091509
Except it's usually black people who make the shit hit the fan.
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>>26089276
does it bother you that 'nigger' is constantly thrown around really casually on 4chan?
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>>26090047
>pedophiles tend to be white males
>in the uk
all of your pedos are paki, though
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>>26091517
You're right, protesting doesn't actually do much. Truly oppressive societies don't even permit it.

Instead Shayquanda should stop pumping out kids in 9th grade, and letting television and rap raise them, instead of blaming the white man when her little gangbanging idiot gets himself capped by a cop.
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>>26091688
What part don't you understand. You cannot protest crime away. The two different situations do not require the same response. How many youth outreach programs get airtime. How many times do you see the same pastors that protest police killings, reach out to gang leaders for peace. Just because you don't see the efforts doesn't mean it doesn't happen.
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>>26092581
How do I get a black girl to fuck me.
I'm a blackbot and have only been able to get black escorts baka
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>>26089276
are you a black person or a nigger
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>>26089276
black anon too and god i wish i could off myself. it just sucks so bad being an outcast. im fucking black short and ugly. three things no guy should be. im the worst stereotype there is too so idk if i could fit in with other blacks.

growing up without a dad in a predominantly non black area has ruined me.... how do you guys cope with being black? i work out a lot but even so, I just want to kill myself
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>>26093753
Sounds like me, except I'm 6'3".
My dad is also a PhD.
I wish I had grown up hood, then I'd be charismatic, confident, and become a rapper or baller.
This beta black male shit is so fucking horrible.
Just want to kill myself every minute.
Not OP btw
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>>26089390
Good one anon, very original
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>>26089276
do you feel as a whole white people are more intelligent or it's just a meme?

do you 'actually' feel the color of your skin gets you treated worse or better?

would you prefer living with all black community or white community?

what about white people pisses you off the most?
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