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>get Amber alert
>ignore it
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>>26087206
in what context?
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>>26087206
>get amber alert

Ignore it because it stopped struggling several hours ago
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>get amber alert
>go outside and lookout for the abductor or their car
>see it
>distract everyone else so they don't notice the abductor
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I never understood shit like America's Most Wanted. How are you going to recognize a random guy on the street as someone you saw on TV a few weeks ago? I can barely recognize the people I see daily in work/school, idk how I'd possibly spot or report a pedo/amber alert

I could literally see a picture of a missing kid and not recognize them a minute later irl
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>>26087272
Normies don't suffer from severe autism that prevents them from recognizing faces.
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>>26087206

>living in florida
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OP, are you in florida?
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>>26087206
My name's not Amber why do I need to be alerted
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>see post in this thread or your mom dies thread
>ignore it
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>>26087313
b-but muh sunshine state
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>kidnap myself
>call in an amber alert
>don't respond to it
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>>26087299
It's not that robots don't recognize faces, it's that they don't have many friends and don't give enough of a fuck about other people to be able to recognize them.

Normies have a lot of friends and can easily recognize them. Do you really imagine the same thing applies to some random guy they saw on TV?
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>>26087272
Amber Alerts and Americas Most Wanted have very little to do about catching criminals, its more about making Americans fearful and suspicious.
The people in charge want Americans to think that there is a serious risk of violent crime from going outside and interacting with others.

I think the culture of fear we have is why the USA has so many robots.
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>get amber alert
>it's for my sister
>mummy is scared
>asks me to pray to God for my sister's safety
>pray to Satan
>mfw
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>>26087206
>driving wife's son to soccer practise
>approaching junction
>satnav says "use the right lane"
>use the wrong one
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>>26087851
>not praying to Kek
shaking my head pham
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>>26087996
>not praying to the holy messenger jej to deliver fefs blessing unto your phammywammy

Heathen
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>>26087206
Sup fellow Floridian. Did you get a tornado warning too?
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>>26088086
U panhandle?

Marianna reporting in
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>disable amber alerts on my phone

fuck off, pay me
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>>26088294
Nah, Marco Island here.
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>>26087206
>see bus t-bone a small sedan in front of me
>two people inside
>turn around and take other road home

desu I was high and really freaked out
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You from tampa too?
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