Do we have any Scotbots online? We used to have quite the community,

scotbot checking in

I'm American but go to uni in scotland

Not really a robot though

>>26086902
>>26086911

Where abouts you guys at?

Aberdeen anon checking in

>>26086940
Moved away from there a few months ago to Glasgow. I do not regret it even a bit.

>>26086936
St Andrews

>>26086255
Dundee checking in

>>26086987
I have hopes I can go to Dundee or something for uni. I agree it is pretty shit though, even before the oil crisis

>>26087035
I (st andrews american) have been to dundee twice, once for a coke binge, once for a ball

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Always here, always alone.

>>26087090
coke binge sounds about right
I was in St andrews the other week at Rascals! so good
going there this weekend to try BURGER.

Am I the only Ayrshire fag here?

>>26087115
I've not been there yet but heard good things about it.

Rascals is pretty nice, they do cool big cocktails

Aberdeen here

>>26087136
Yeah same!

I'll have to try there cocktails

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>tfw not living in scotland

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>>26087725
Please come on over, we can talk about our favourite Love Lives.

Glasgow scum need not apply.

james is a faggot

pass it on

Scotbot meetup when?

>>26087132
nah m8

troon here

>>26088284
Who is james?

I've been thinkng about moving to either Scotland or Canada, Edinburgh or Glasgow. I was wondering how the internet is, the speed and the freedom, just as far as the average torrenter is concerned. I know some countries can be pretty strict about it.

>>26088820
internets meh depending on who you use. i torrent shit easily, nobody cares

>>26088820
What do you mean about freedom?

DESPERATE BUMP LADS

Another Aberdonianbot checking in.

Not a scotbro myself, but I wore a kilt the other day.

Any Scotfags waiting for the Spring to go out?

Fifefag here.
>tfw live in the shittiest part of the lowlands.
Even the soap.dodgin weedgies have it better.

Poleaboo would like to point out he's from Aberdeen.

Posh uni bellends can fuck right off

>>26089682
Poleaboo can go fuck himself

ayrshirebot here, it's windy desu

>>26089589
How was the floodins doon there in the lowlands lad?

>>26089466
>wore a kilt the other day.
gay detected :^)

Im here, Scottish Borders anon

>>26090235
you're as good as being English pal

>>26086255
>tfw stuck in mainland yurop but want to move to glorious Scotland.

How is the job market? I work as a nurse, do they need those there?
My English is okay, it'll just have a french accent.

>>26090496
"mainland europe, french accent"
Fuck off paki youre not fooling nae cunt.

>>26090598
I'm white as snow, brother, I'm fleeing because it's all shitskins here.

Saor Alba

>>26090679
Tiochfaidh bhur la

nigger ass bot doesn't allow fadas

>>26090632
Scotland is fairly white, but the government there literally says that Sweden has a great immigration policy, so don't get too attached.m

Glasgow lad here. Recently applied for a HMRC Civil Service job in the town centre. Some guy in /britfeel/ recommended Civil Service work. Hope I get it because my life is fucking dire.

>>26090754
Soon 10% of the population here, I think I'll take anywhere else.

>>26090028
You're mad because I probably have nicer chicken legs than you.

West lothian checking in

Stirling checking in
Driving lesson tomorrow, then i can get stoned all weekend

>>26088435
a faggot
jamesblox

>>26088284
No I'm not u big cock (^:

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>People taking Scots in thread

>>26090831
You better not be a livi faggot

>Tfw always been extremely attracted to Scottish accents, specifically glasgow ones
>tfw want to move to glasgow and sit in a pub all day listening to people and slowly try to absorb the accent
Is this possible
Is this acceptable or would I just be seen as a Scotland weaboo

>>26091087
Nah aint from livi, absolute shitehole

>>26091093
I know your feel anon.

I'll be scotaboo with you.

>>26091093
Mate, the weedgie accent is thw worst.
Puuure belter lyke, ken
Glorious east coast voices are besr

http://youtu.be/Ein57OSrqoA
Also this is now a lemmy thread

my dad plays the bagpipes, does this make me Scottish?

>>26091093
>weegie
Literally the worst possible choice of both accent and person

>>26091130
>tfw you will never be a qt half Asian girl with a Scottish accent and not fucked up teeth

Scot Bot reporting in

I met a fembot from around Aberdeen I'm also from there

What are the chances lads

>>26091725
I did that too, ages ago. Maybe its the same one!

who glasgow here dudes

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>>26086255
>We used to have quite the community
I actually I made 3 or 4 threads and promptly stopped because they barely passed 100 replies.

There is no Scottish community here.

>>26092723
Kinda.. Paisley.

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Friendly reminder Bonnie Prince Charlie did nothing wrong.

>>26092768
down for a pint?

>>26092767
Not enough people.
And the threads are always made at shit times.
And sometimes people want to like, meet you and shit

>>26091272
>Puuure belter lyke, ken

I thought this was how people from Edinburgh spake

Dundee robot checking in senpai

>>26092831
Absolutely. As long as I'm not gonna get raped or anything.

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>>26092875
>As long as I'm not gonna get raped or anything.

I can't promise that.

>>26092875
Alright I can do that, tomorrow at argyle st?

>>26092915
What bar?

>>26092604
>>26091725
tfw wondering if the fembot was you or not.

>>26092951
Nah, you're not being catfished

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i am coming to edinburgh from belgium.
i hear that they block 4chan in wifo locations like cafes.
also i can't seem to find pretty grils pictures on google..
how are grils there?

>>26092943
idk bruh pick something

>>26092985
you will be surprised :^)

>>26093012
The only bar I've been too around that area is Solid Rock.
Only lived here a couple of months.

>>26093012
if i can 4chan at cafes i will be set.
i was recommended to get also sky internet for 4chan and torrents.

>>26092885
Imposter, there are no weebs in Scotland.

>>26093012
also okcupid edinburgh is horrendous. i can't find a cute gril ij Scotland...

>>26093042
>sky
someones rusing you m8

>>26093042
are you going for uni? i have free uni 100mb/s no sites blocked or torrents

>>26093039
sorry dude i was joking im not from glasgow

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>>26093065
Correct. I was posting anime ironically. Weebs are driven to suicide during childhood. No turncoat jap loving scum here.

Fifer here.

Shouldn't of admitted that -.-

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Another aberbot reporting in. Suicide is imminent. 4th year in uni.

>>26093139
What are you studying?

>tfw got terrible grades in secondary school and i'll never go to uni

Be thankful

>>26093097
Well, it's suicide for me

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>>26093098
Bully the weeb out of me, senpai.

>>26093086
>>26093097
no work. that is why i will need my own connection.
jesus what do i do? i don't need fancy stuff. like 20mbps and freedoms to use occasional torrents and 4chan.

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>>26093267
glasgow anon here

I would consider meeting with you, but I've never done an internet meet up before and I'd have no idea what to talk about.

Not sure why people even bother suggesting meetups on [r9k]

>>26093298
square go, right now

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>>26093235
biomedical sciences, dont want to name the exact degree because its very obvious who the most robot person in the group is

>>26093303
call me ill walk you through

0131meme662meme4727 remove meme

>>26087132
Ayrshire yo

>>26093441
someone fucking call me i just need a person to talk to im so fucking alone

please talk to me

>>26093517
I would but you sound like a faggot and i'm shit with people and i'm watching akira

>>26093549
tetsuo stop being a bad friend and call me

ps. give me my bike back

t. kaneda

>>26093592
Nigga if anyone's tetsuo here its you

>>26093619
tetsuo was a good boy he didnt do anything

>>26086255
Is the honey mustard tendies fox anon from glasgow still here?

>>26093641
Tetsuo didn't know how good he had it

Who /terribleaccent/ here?

I feel like mine is fucked from moving all over

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Arran here

finally getting fibre on the island so no more <1mb download speeds

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>>26093707
I've been joining my father in the pub chiefly to cultivate a more Scottish accent.

I'm fucking terrified of being americanised, or (god forbid) end up with one of those middle class glasgow uni accents.

>>26093740
>Arran here

Does everyone know eachother?

Do you murder and eat the occasional tourist who stumbles into the wrong pub?

Any Gorbals anons out there

I'm from Dundee, I live in Florida. I miss home, but if I went back I'd be angry that I couldn't shoot some right fuckin' cunts ken.

>>26093780
At least you're no in Edinburgh, couldn't go a block without hearing some young Englishman twat on about how much better it is in Spain.

Bellsmyre reporting, bitches and neds screaming and fighting every night keeping me up
tis a sad existence

>>26093962
>Does everyone Know eachother?

pretty much yeah, the high school here has less than 300 pupils

>Do you murder and eat the occasional tourist who stumbles into the wrong pub?

The place goes to shit during the summertime when we're inundated with the bastards.
Especially the cyclists groups that take up the entire fucking road (which is narrow to begin with) and get pissed off at you for even thinking about trying to overtake them.

Reporting in fae Renfrew Lads, how's it gaun?

I live in Greenock. Send help

>>26094160
I went to Arran when I was a child. Some of my fondest memories are on that island tbqh. Don't be too harsh on us.
>>26094270
http://weekinweird.com/2015/06/04/tracking-down-the-legendary-greenock-catman-scotlands-glowing-eyed-rat-eating-mystery/

Is he still alive?

>>26094374
If he's real then it would be incredible if he's survived this long. I'm pretty sure he's not though

>>26094374
When did you come? It's gotten way busier now than it used to be. We honestly don't mind families coming over to holiday like you did. It's just the undesirable groups that make it unbearable.

>every ferry during summer holidays is fully booked and over capacity
>ferry gets delayed/canceled because unicorns
>chaos ensues
>the shitstorm with the new ferry terminal is going to make this year hell

>>26094552
at least 15 years ago, seemed quiet when I was there

I remember riding the go cart for toddlers and walking along the beach. We rented a white painted cottage for a few weeks. Best holiday ever

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How true is pic related?
What is your uni like?

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>>26094634
nice to hear you had a good time
sadly the go carts have long since gone, there's now a cafe where they were. Also the beach I'm assuming you're talking about is completely fucked right now see pic related

Edinburgh cunt here, checkin in