>females >having life on easy mode Pick two

>made all my dreams come true
>started doing porn
Your average female everyone

>>26084561
>it's always been my dream to get paid for existing
said every woman ever

>girl masturbates in public
>become a porn star

>guy masturbates in public
>becomes a sex offender

>>26084561
>implying she doesn't remember the girl's name

lmao try harder bitch

>>26084682
This, that entire post sounds like her trying really hard to rationalize that this was what she wante

>>26084720
But at the same time gloating the she can commit a sex crime with no legal penalty and become rich from said sex crime.

Must be great being a girl.

>porn acting bc that's the only job prospect left
>living the dream

Whose dream? That's a trash outcome.

>become someone greater

I don't think piles of whore money is that

>making a difference in people's lives
You'd make more difference if you flipped burgers.

>be male
>record yourself masturbating in a library
>kicked out of college, fired, jailed, put on sex offender's registry, basically unemployable for life.

>be female
>record yourself masturbating in a library
>celebrated by millions
>instantly offered high-paying work
>granted a minor celebrity lifestyle

>>26084561
>good-looking humans have it easier than the rest of us
>you're a butthurt virgin faggot who doesn't know how to interact with women

pick two

>>26084812
It's not like you have any frame of reference, but if that makes you feel better.

>>26084757
having your tits out in public is only a real crime if you're sandpeople and live in sandland. I seriously don't grasp why anyone cares.

>>26084866
>cuck white knight whore enabler
>never gonna get laid from your post

pick two

>>26084757
Have you seen the video? It is really sexy though.

>>26084913
link? desu

>>26084937
>>26084913
Please source us

>>26084913
You can't just say that without posting a link.

>>26084937
I hate faggots like you who can't source shit. How the fuck do you plan on fending for yourself when you get kicked out by mummy?

view_video.php?viewkey=396001079

I don't have sauce. It might still be on momless. A google of her name should find it pretty easily.

>>26084561
ITT: Beta manlets getting salty a girl is making money. lol man up my dudes

>>26084866
Arguing with holes.jpg

Shoo shoo normie

>>26084976
I can, Im just lazy nigga (just woke up)

>>26084886
SAVAGE KEK

>>26084886
>why can't my neckbeard soak up all my tears?
>where's my waifu, desu desu baka neehow
>thinking I still care about getting laid

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>>26085023
I laughed so hard, thank you for this