What's the best way to kill random people with very little effort or set-up and that won't get you caught?
>the best way to kill random people with very little effort or set-up and that won't get you caught?
>kill NEET robots and no one will care
honestly, there would be a half assed investigation and they would be contempt letting it go to cold case
A couple years ago I had a job that I walked to every day along the canal.
I was always on edge walking along there. It's quiet an there are million hiding places. Maybe one person goes by every ten minutes. More than enough time to choke someone out and toss them in the water.
This is exactly what I feared.
I feel vindicated.
Sprinkle peanut butter dust everywhere, also drop wallets/purses full of bees
Congrats OP ez kills with next to no risk.
Also any agency's watching 4chan and reading my post, I'm totally joking and not encouraging OP to do this.
>tfw go to college right next to the gay village where most of the drownings occur
If I ever became a serial killer I would probably move to India.
It's the perfect mix of 3rd world shithole + billions of people.
You can just leave corpses rotting in the gutter, or throw them in the river and they will never be investigated, and if by some miracle you come under suspicion you can just slip the cops a hundred bucks and go on your way.
Second hand smoking
I feel like no decent human being unironically uses the term creepy to describe human behaviour. I mean you sound like a nu male whos concerned that the chubby black girl hes secretly into might be scared if she realises edgy kids exist.
Not if I stick to killing the lower caste, untouchables, and female children.
They don't see them as real people, or as their most precious snowflakes. That's first world nonsense.
You're retarded son. Everybody has friends and family and you'll be incredibly easy to find due to being some random foreign guy hanging out in middle of nowhere India. Anon is right, you'll get hacked to death by a mob of villagers.
Ok fine, then i'll pay Sanjit $50 for his daughter.
Then it's fair game.
Actually, Sanjit usually gets $50 from the slave traders, they then jack up the price to the median price of $140. Filthy curryjews. But at least it's safer.
ITT: People who didn't watch Mr.Brooks.
>Buy some sort of Halloween costume with cash (I'd use a clown costume).
>Wait 6 months before you use it.
>Take public transport to the next city/town over from yours.
>Hang round a secluded area (park/riverfront/promanade) in the late afternoon with a sign advertising pictures with you.
>Pick your victim at random (HAS to be a random).
>Approach them and shoot/stab/whatever them.
>Fucking run to a public restroom/bush/alleyway and remove disguise.
>Take public transport back home.
>Dispose of murder weapon.
If anyone witnesses the murder the only description the will be able to give is of a clown (or whatever your costume was). When they look at the victims friends, family or co-workers they won't link you to the murder because you chose them at random. Even if they find the place you bought the costume it won't lead back to you as you paid cash (no paper trail) and they will have recorded over the old security camera footage.
>How to kill someone you know and get away with it?
Don't, if you have that much beef with someone that you want that person dead the odds are at least one person knows you would want them dead and that will lead the police right to you.
can you get caiught from doing that? it seems very fun
>normie couple in a bridge at night watching the stars or whatever
>no one around
>walk next to them and casually push them
how can you get caught? of course you shouldn't push them with your bare hands and you should check if there are any cameras or shit, but if the conditions required are clear, then it's possible to do it right?
Because you're a fucking weakling and Chad would turn around and beat the shit out of you after stumbling slightly.
A "push" would not be enough unless the rail is knee height. You'd have to come up behind them, bear hug their ankles/knees, and heave them over.
This post pretty much it.
Most homicides that get solved are because the culprit had a motive that could be traced back to them.
If you had the coldblooded wherewithal to kill at random and took careful precaution in the act you could very well kill for decades without being caught.That means resisting the urge to showboat and take credit for the murders, or to taunt investigators with clues (which might sound like a no brainer, but more than one serial killer who might have otherwise never been caught have gotten themselves fingered in this way).
>and remove disguise.
And then what?
It takes them 1 week to either find your stupid binned clown costume and 2 weeks to analyse cctv of where you went.
I think this best possibility to kill someone is to kidnap said person and dissolve the body in acid.
Is there anything more scary than getting kidnapped and having your body never found?
Take it with you in a bag....
> random poorfag neighborhood that doesn't have enough money to put in an industrial park so instead lays some grass and a bench
>buy two bottles of heavy drain cleaner in DIY-shop in cash
>come back 2 days later
>buy 2 more bottles
>go to different store
>repeat for the next 6 months
This guy killed 6 people and only got caught because his daughter told the police.
>kill random people with very little effort or set-up
so this is what 20-something-aged virgins post about on a burmese wooden flute carving forum
>very little effort or set-up
this is the reason for all the kissless handholdless virgins on here
I'm assuming you're white? Sure, Indians may treat each other like shit, but they'd band together if there was a pigskin targeting them.
>Second hand smoking
Only possible if you live or work with a smoker for years, and even then the risks are greatly inflated by the media.
A specific man? We need more information, ya dumb broad.
People kill strangers all the time, it's just only acceptable if you do it in a recognized group like an army.
This guy gets it. All normies in the US are complicit in mass murder.
Not all of us are in Britbongistan.
Anyone interested should look into a documentary about this which aired sometime this month, there was even a voice mail of one of the apparent victim's screaming and yelling before it cut to silence. It was honestly pretty creepy. Supposedly there is one in York or Durham, not just Manchester too.
My bet is that it has something to do with secret university societies, maybe the victims found out something about what they were doing or they would hinder them in some way so they disposed of them to make it look like an accident.
What is it about Manchester and serial killers
>I think this best possibility to kill someone is to kidnap said person and dissolve the body in acid.
You won't get acid that can do that
Even if you did it would take a really long time
> Manchester one of the biggest party cities in uk
> City centre full of canals
> Always raining so towpaths are wet and slippery
"Hmm how come we keep finding shitfaced drunk people dead in the canals it must be a serial killer!"
This is fucking spooky, i'm watching this X-Files episode right now.
Very carefully and with a good chunk of planning if you intend to do it more than once and/or get away with it.
Also, there's a guide to "direct action" by the ALF that can give you some good ideas on how to go about doing less-than-legal things.