ITT: >Books/Movies that women will NEVER understand

>>26083834
Women don't understand any literature not written by a female, they analyse everything through autistic gender conflict lenses.

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>>26083834
Women will never ever ever understand this movie.
Touches on subjects like pride, honor, and not folding under a woman's whims.

>>26083834
I find that women generally understand that book more than men, in terms of general readers. A lot of guys try to self-insert into the main character and miss the whole point of the book. Whereas women obviously can't do that and just read the book as it actually is.

>>26084443
>Im a girl btw
UPVOTE

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tbqhiah

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women will never understand this movie and they will hate it

the female presence in this movie is literally a bad omen and terrible things happen once they get involved.

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i knew a girl who understood philosophy
she was fucking nuts though
posting hume specifically for no real reason

>>26084460
I'm a guy though, sorry to disappoint you m8y.

>>26084530
Good movie. It really does imply women are shit in it lol

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women can't really appreciate nature

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I dont read much but this is good book.

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This
also it grinds my gears when girls pretend to like Bukowski

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This is the most perfect robot book.

>guy is born in lower-middle class family
>works hard his whole life
>generally friendless
>finds love in one thing, literature
>is coerced into marrying a woman who doesn't love him
>slowly grows more spiteful and hateful of women
>no real friends
>dies having never had a meaningful relationship

It's depressing as fuck but it's so beautifully written and honest it's hard to put down. Read it for the feels, robots.

>>26084863
does he smoke W E E D?

>>26084895
yeh, bruh

420, muh nigguh

but just read it. It's good.

Literally anything involving concepts like honor, personal sacrifice or comradery.

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>>26084773

CASUAL
GET OUT

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>>26083834
>>26084863
I have both of these but haven't started reading them yet.

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This tbqh
Lord Henry BTFOs estrogen based parasites with wit and grace in literally ever chapter

>>26084918
Are you saying its not good book or something?

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>>26084863
>robot
>gets married

Nah. Russians seem to be the best robots.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Notes_from_Underground

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>>26084988
Who /Oblomov/ here?

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>>26084930
This was a good movie. Thanks for reminding me to watch it again.

Recommending Pi (1998). A good robot movie.

>>26084957

don't they have their own chans for whatever backwater slav country you come from that you speak such retarded english?

I know a failed female artist. I wonder what she'll do when she's older...

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Every time I mention it they act like I've just said the most unbelievable shit imaginable.

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Them fickle women will never understand the value of hard work and living for yourself and not for the admiration of others.

>>26085109
marry a rich guy and continue making shit art

>>26085109

I'm a failed female artist and I write spam and am miserable now. Does that make you hard?

>>26085109
Marry a beta, fuck Chad behind his back, and have a happy life

>>26085167
miserable females are so hot

pls be my miserable depressed gf

>implying women actually are able to understand art and not just consume the same things Chad does so he notices how cool they are.

I honestly though this 'women will never understand' thing was a meme, until i watched Into the Wild.
Every women, including the ones from my family said the guy was crazy and the movie was boring, while all the men i spoke to loved the movie and simpathized with the character.

I guess it's the same for any war/trip movie.

>>26083834
any good book, literally any

>>26085266
that guy was a fucking moron

you really shouldn't have sympathy for him.

>>26085266

That. guy. died. from. stupidity. So few have that honor. Keep idolizing fucktard. Your friends are idiots.

>>26085195
This
Anytime you meet a girl with an interesting taste in music, literature, or film it is LITERALLY just an imprint of her last boyfriends taste
Dating a girl with good taste in music makes you a cuck because you are dating the ideas and tastes of her previous sexual partners, Women LITERALLY cannot form an opinion on their own

>>26084572
Confirm being nutcase.

Hume is bro-tier.

>>26085302
Sympathizing does not mean idolizing. I sympathize with the emotions (not ideas) of Hitler, but that doesn't mean I idolize him.

>>26085266
>watched into the wild
>hasn't even read the book

He was a manic retard that didn't know how to forage and preserve his own fucking food supply. He poisoned himself. If he didn't have a store with which to buy pre-harvested rice from his journey would have ended after two days.

>>26085321

Girls hate what their last boyfriends enjoyed. I promise you, the diligent ones take it at least one step further. Not like that makes it any better.

>>26084530
it thought it was boring and the ending didn't make sense. also women make you a murderer? ok

>>26085266
what he did was a complete insult to actual survivalists

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iq0rZn8HFmQ

if you want to look up to someone who went off the grid watch that. you don't do shit like this unless you have extensive training. he was a rich yuppie who had no clue what he was doing.

>>26085266
>males sympathized with the retarded character with obvious flaws
what
>women said he was crazy
The women in your family are astonishingly logical so

>>26085405
>boring

kek

you should be ashamed of yourself if you're a man. i can understand this opinion coming from a woman though.

>>26085420
Its not about surviving you raging fedora tipper
Its about relating to the emotions and desires the character felt.
Go watch Man Vs Wild and masturbate you fucking degenerate

>>26085355
>/r9k/
>actually reading books
>not just projecting their own spite, bitterness, and misery onto everything they read

>>26085336
>>26085420

>He had no useful skills but decided to do it anyways in the hope that the journey would be worth it

That makes me sympathize with him even more.

>>26085396
that's absolutely not true. my last boyfriends have gotten me into a lot of great literature and music that I still hold dear to this day.

sure, there's a song or a movie quote here or there that makes me miss them or makes me angry about them, but there's no reason to completely shun everything I experienced during that time. dating wasn't the only thing that was happening in my life then.

>>26085454
This. People just wanna seem cool by calling the guy stupid. They know exactly what you mean.

>>26084914
Social alienation/rejection, too, as long as it's well written enough.

>>26085321
too true. a girls taste is only as good as her ex bfs.

>>26084957
It's entry-level edgecore, whether it's good or not.

>>26085525

Well, the world requires all kinds of people, including staceys who are inferior to their chads.

>>26085454
It was easy for him to give up what he had never worked for or earned. The depth of his situation was disingenuous. His family is loaded, which is why he could graduate from a private school with no job but somehow possess a $25k college fund to throw away.

Why would you even want to say you relate to the emotions a vain, bratty person? Just because he threw away his fortunate circumstances and loving family to go write a journal in the wild doesn't mean it's any more respectable than a douche who throws away his fortune on blow and staceys. Guy is still an attention seeking asshole.

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>>26085563
>I care about being respectable
Nice.

>>26085109
Post her works.

>>26085454
you're romanticizing a dumb shithead who had no idea what he was doing

he was a spoiled cunt who read a few books about survival and thought he could move to fucking alaska and live off the land. do you really want to relate to someone this stupid?

you're very naive, just like this fucking idiot was.

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>>26085798
nice meme wagecuck
Now get back to work

>>26085627
>Why would you even want to say you relate to the emotions a vain, bratty person? Just because he threw away his fortunate circumstances and loving family to go write a journal in the wild doesn't mean it's any more respectable than a douche who throws away his fortune on blow and staceys.
100% this.

>>26085798

But there's a difference between idolizing and sympathizing with the guy.
The fact that he has no skills but decides to quit society is what i empathize with.

And half of the movie is not even survival, is just him traveling, the ending was just part of the journey.

Her
Crumb
Whatever (Book/1999 film)
Anomalisa
Oslo, August 31st
The Road
Come and See
Whiplash
The Machinist

Peep Show
Hello Ladies

No longer human
Confessions of a Mask
The Sorrows of Young Werther
Steppenwolf

Daniel Johnston

>>26085141
what's this book about

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>>26085928
>>26085835
Fuck you little immature shits brats
You want a survival story? Read this, the guy actually makes it out
Read Hatchet by Gary Paulson if you want a decent piece of survivalist fiction instead of this emotioal emo gay garbage
Man up

>>26084024
>tfw it was mother's favourite movie

>>26085995
oh so you're the kind of retard who thinks andy mcnab is the pinnacle of literature.

>>26085995
>waah stop liking mainstream stuff

>>26085928
>the fact he has no skills but decides to quit society is what i empathize with

this is such childish mentality

i get why someone would want to do what he did, but the fact is he didn't prepare and he didn't seem to understand the weight of what he was trying to do. you don't half-ass this type of decision.

basically what he did was a giant attention seeking way of committing suicide.

>>26085943
>Daniel Johnston
I knew some awful fat ugly kid in high school with this name.
he would sit in the back of every class picking at zits on his arms till they bled. he never learned anything and orbited a bunch of girls. he was very stupid. he knocked up some slightly less fat, ugly, stupid girl senior year and they got married. I guess they're happy now.
ignorance truly is bliss

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>>26083834
They'll never truly understand this

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zero day(2003)

>>26086183
This so much, God chose us.

>>26086123
>i get why someone would want to do what he did
boom

>but the fact is he didn't prepare and he didn't seem to understand the weight of what he was trying to do. you don't half-ass this type of decision.
>basically what he did was a giant attention seeking way of committing suicide.
nobody is disputing this. glad you got your facts straight

>>26086421
>nobody is disputing this
except that's wrong
people ITT saying they sympathize with being a retard are retards themselves

>>26086421
you're confusing sympathy and understanding. i get the mentality behind it, but i have no respect or sympathy for someone that wants to live off the grid but doesn't put in any real effort into learning how to do this and decides to just wing it. that's childish and naive. if he actually lived i'd have for respect for him, but nope, he just died a dumb asshole.

>>26086479
>>26086421
>>26086631
>sym-pa-thy
>understanding between people; common feeling.
>feelings of pity and sorrow for someone else's misfortune.

get fucked cucks

>>26084443
tits nao

>>26086655
are we really going to play this game now?

i have no pity and don't feel sorry for him

>>26086718
>understanding between people

>>26086655
did you even read my post?
I said I had NO sympathy

>>26086735
ok i guess we're playing the dictionary game

i comprehend his mentality and have no sympathy for him

>>26085943
>The Sorrows of Young Werther
This should be required robot reading. A true story of unrequited love. It has a Stacy and a Chad

>>26084953
i agree man. they just can't know the trouble behind the facade that a man puts on to work 2 jobs in order to afford to take women out or even appeal to them at all. although they may really connect with the desperation in vanity via needing to look pretty for a man at any cost

>>26086756
That means nothing. If I told you my 2 year old kid had leukemia you wouldn't care because you're an autist.

Why are people so angry on this thread?

>>26084988
probably the most robot book I've read

>>26086804
because people either love or hate into the wild

most teenage and young adults like to romanticize the guy in it, older people tend to think he's a moron

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>>26086804
Neckbeards who watch the Discovery channel all day wanking about how much smarter they are then some college kid

>>26086834
please move to alaska, try to live off the land, and die starving and poisoned in a broken down abandoned bus

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el texto

>>26086804
People only hear what they want to hear.

Where its clear some people like a book/movie containing survival, other people are shitting on it because its survival aspects sucked apparently (I haven't read/seen the movie/book).

>>26086866
But I do not want to do that
I'm just saying I can understand the emotions he feels, and his desire to leave society behind

>>26086898
you sound like a woman with all this muh emotion shit

>>26086917
Ahh a fellow stoic like myself, T'is a glorious thing to see a fellow rational intellectual on my board, emotions are nothing but the weaks attempt to hold back strong men like us
*tips fedora*
*bows*
Good night my friend

>>26085008
Though Born from the Couch, to the Couch thee returns.

>>26086822
he was a moron though

>>26086989
>"So are mine!"
Really?
Jesus christ!

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Showed this to my gf... she didnt even give a shit. Made me so mad

>>26086183
DEUS VAULT

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This is a originaaaal coment

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>>26083834
Women will NEVER get Freddy Got Fingered

>>26086183
New testament a shit

>>26087971

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZYrutVyZ-A

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>>26087971
Great movie tbqh
>MFW watching this

>>26088038
>tfw Freddy got fingered is a heartbreaking portrayal of a failed father/son relationship, but women just think it is a dumb movie

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>>26084863
I had to stop reading this book it was just too depressing and I was really depressed when I was reading it.

I don't think women will really ever get pic related.

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>>26088204
Also is it possible for a woman to truly understand Nabokov?

>>26088318
>women won't understand Lolita, for instance
Is this sarcasm? That's a popular book read by women. Women are masters at relating to unreliable narrators ;^)

>>26084863
thank you my dear bro-bot!

>>26088563
They read it for fashion, but they do not understand it.
>"Oh I hope somebody asks me what book Im reading so I can look smart" -women

>>26083834
I read this and understood it you dumb cunt. It's my favorite book. Things that don't directly represent struggles in my life aren't inaccessible to me. The entire point of art of any kind is to reach an audience, even if it isn't the target audience

Even outside of art, this is also why women masturbate to porn, even when it's largely created by and targeted towards men.

The only thing I don't understand is what it feels like being a retard like you, but I assume it must be miserable.

>>26088949
Wait....are you a girl?
If so will u b my gf?

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>>26089101
Yes, and no, but you can probably try the gf store.

>>26086039
Only because Brad Pitt is hot as fuck and has long hair in it.

>>26085141

i am as /pol/ as the next guy but this book is really, really poorly written

>>26089132
They're closed for the night I tried already. I'm not the other anon. Just a heads up, also you need to have an XX chromosome set to be a girl anon, remember? You have a peepee anon. Remember penis inspection day?

>>26083834
i think we all know that the maximum of books that women can actually understand is cook books

>>26089255
Hi! few things to start off with =] 1. yes I added you because you're a female robot, 'tis an awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian. 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen!

>>26089255
tfw no hamster to pet

>>26089255
Post more hamster then you fucking cunt bitch. I'd rather see more of that than talk about how you're definitely a "GRILLlma0"XDXDXDXDXDDDD"

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>>26089296
This pasta is stale and moldy. Get out.

>>26084708
Only correct answer so far.

>>26085141
The English translation in my library was really shitty, but I'll eventually finish it
It's not /pol/ at all to just read it, anyone who acts as if merely reading a book is some terrible thing is a moron

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"I am a lonely man," he said again that evening. "And is it not possible that you are also a lonely person? But I am an older man, and I can live with my loneliness, quietly. You are young, and it must be difficult to accept your loneliness. You must sometimes want to fight it."

>>26085141
>blah blah blah the jews
>blah blah blah liebestraum
just because it's writte by hitler doesn't make it a good book

>>26089447
Most people are morons.

If you read it publicly you'd get a ton of dirty looks, if not worse.

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This movie was the best movie i saw 2015. It leaves me speechless