>"anon creeps me out" >"anon is so weird"

>>26082576
I'm a female and can tell he just has a bad personality

If he just fixed that then he'll get a gf

dat nigga got some mustard on his face, maybe if he learned some damn hygiene that cinderblock of a chin could land him something

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Bro I'm gonna be 100% honest with you okay. You're a creep. I hate to break it to you but you're over 25 years old and you're still a virgin. Face it there's no hope. Contrary to what you losers think the world is a pretty fair place. If you're 25 years old and you've never had a girlfriend it's probably your fault. You're probably some kind of creep, rapist, weirdo, pedophile, stalker, or repressed cereal killer and the girls can sense it. Girls can sense these things man. They can see the red flags. Just look in a mirror lol. You're being screwed out of that normal human experience and no one cares. Go kill yourself. No one will cry or miss you. You probably won't even get an obituary. Go cry. You're creepy, you make women feel uncomfortable, do the world a favor okay.

tl;dr You're screwed. No amount of intelligence, dedication, or hard work can salvage it. You'll never even land a fat ugly chick. It's called genetics which you don't have bro.

>>26082576
>haircut
>wash that dirty mouth
>some acne products
>eating well

There,we go him fixed,and even with that he will still be ignored for not being Chad

>>26082992
an don't forget to buy better glasses

>>26082576

UHHH UMMM HE JUST NEEDS CONFIDENCE!!! GIRLS ARE SUPER ATTRACTED TO CONFIDENCE MAN!

I hope they bought it. *snickers*

>>26082616
So personality is synonymous for face, gotcha.

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>>26082975
>cereal killer
Is this.. is this bait?

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>>26082975
I know this is b8 but it just makes me feel so depressed

>>26083044
Oops

*Searieal kiler

Happy now dork?

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>>26082576
>>26082975
>I find you unattractive
>that means you're magically a bad person somehow
not sure if normies are retarded or doing this intentionally for a giggle

>"anon why do you look so sad all the time?"
That one was probably my favorite.

>>26082975

>virgin
>rapist

Pick one.

>>26082992
this
>>26082992
and this

looks aren't everything though
you probably have a weird or shy personality and that comes off creepy

if you want to approach women, you need to try consistently, yes, practice

you still will not be a chad though
none of us will be

>>26083082
>anon you look tired

I wasn't even tired...

>>26083044
if not, I'm saving it and replying with it all the time

>>26082975
Sad thing is most "normal" people think like this. Then they bitch and moan when they get shot in the face by these guys.

>>26083061
At least make your copy pasta correct, fucktard.

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>>26082975
>women never get with creeps, rapists, weirdo's, pedophiles, stalkers, and serial killers
lol they'd probably be better off if the were these things because plenty of women hook up with these sort of men

>>26083138
Suck my dick fagggot

even as I age, and the bitterness in my heart begins to burn lines in my face, and choke the colour out of my hair, girls continue to inform me that I should

>"smile more".

it is the only last remaining thing that gets to me. I'm sure they know it does, but there is no civil way of dispelling the air of disrespect it builds around you.

>>26082576

My friend, clean up your appearance. Make yourself look presentable and also SMILE. Not a creepily big smile but look positive, you'll become more approachable that way

>>26083356

woman judge you based on your genetic profile. no amount of smiling will change his racial features and his skeletal bone structure. he's screwed. with white american women at least.

>but but but it's his personality!

Your face is filthy, which probably makes your acne worse than it would otherwise be. In fact, you've got this generally unhealthy look and you probably should see about changing up your diet and making sure you're active enough for your own sake.

The biggest problem, though, is that you're glowering like you're about to murder someone.

>>26082576
This a result of incestous European inbreeding. Yuropoors think they have to keep their family genes pure so they inbred almost every generation. This guy probably looks 100% normal in what every shit stain European country he's from because inbreeding is the norm over there.

>>26085142
The give away for the incestous breeding is his jaw. Look up the Hapsburg family from the Holy Roman Empire. A lot of the males in the family were inbreed and the result of the inbreeding was that jaw.

>above average looking
>quiet
>girls still hate me

girls seem to really hate quiet guys. possibly almost as much as ugly guys

Haircut, skin care, lose weight (thin out face). Easily 7/10

Such a magnificant jawline wasted on this piece of shit.

Fuck you are ugly

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>>26082616
>I'm a female and

>>26082616
Probably has a bad personality because of cunts like you

Get contacts, get some skin care and get a fucking haircut.

>>26085181

>royal family
>unattractive

dude what?

>>26083879

yeah because that's totally what a murderer looks like. i read it in "the complete idiot's guide to what a murderer looks like".

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>*pull out sword*
>*barrel roll in the air cutting the grass under neath you*
>*stick the landing making a cool pose*
>"Care to say that again?"

It's that easy.

>>26082616
excellent satire m'lady

Anon has a very masculine jaw structure

Anon has an autistic haircut eats too much greasy food and never showers

Greasy pizza and ff makes anon fat and pimply as fuck

Anon is just a another lazy degenerate useless fuck who complains he was dealt a "bad hand"

>>26082616

You don't get a scowl like that with healthy thoughts

>>26086308

Stop blaming it on genetics man! You just need confidence! Stop thinking the world owes you something and go out there and do something with your life! No girl wants a loser. You need to learn how to love yourself before someone else can love you.

Guys I hope he bought it. *snickers*

>be quiet and reserved
>girls at work initiate and keep conversation going about dumb non-work related shit
>i reply back very little but why the shit are they still talking
>theyre taking pity on me, just leave me alone

>pass co-worker i havent met yet in the corridor
>glance at her but she looks down and smiles
>probably making fun of me

>getting breakfast before work, pass girl on the street
>we look at each other
>she says "hows it going"
>say "good"/walk away fast because she was the bait and i was probably about to be mugged by some niggers hiding in the bushes

why cant girls just let me be quiet/alone in peace and not make fun of me, im not even doing anything to them, fuck.

>>26083082
>come on anon don't be shy :)
FUCK OFF STACY ROOOOO

>>26082576
it were proper bo i tell thee

>>26086383
No one made fun of you in any of those stories you complete retard

>>26085211
this. these faggots make me made because all they have to do is take basic care of themselves in order to be attractive

>>26086383
you're an avoidant piece of shit. you probably have the whole, "i'm cool like sasuke by ignoring girls" thing going on. kill yourself

>>26086383
Psychologist here (you depressed teenage faggots teach me alot about the depressed teenage faggots I work with)
A girl looking down and smiling, in most cases means she likes you. Looking to the side she is unsure, looking up she doesn't like you.
Point is if you are at least a 5/10 and can hold a conversation she likes you, talk to her you faggot.
Looking down is submissive body language, this means she wasn't making fun of you.

>>26086383
>>26086650
This is not to imply that post isnt bait btw, but maybe someone will read this and learn something.

>>26083248
Not him, but are you serious here? I bet you arent even a Chad, you are Chads dickrider, go die please.

>>26086238
I'm just pointing out this person's poor looks stem from the fact that his ancestors took part in inbreeding in order to have a "purer" family lineage. An example of this is the Hapsburg family.

>>26086970

yeah because biracial people are SOOOOOO beautiful.

>>26086383
Holy fuck are you me? I get jokingly hit on by nigger women and it honestly pisses me off

>What kind of a face you want?
>You know that movie "Up"?
>Say no more senpai

>>26087013
By pure I meant marrying within a royal family. >>>/pol/ is this way

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>>26086473
This

Pic related is what is truly unnattractive. Even though he's in shape and grooms he will always be cucked by shit genetic

>>26082975
IS THIS THE NEW SHIT WAS SO CASH

>>26083070
>I find you unattractive
>that means you're magically a bad person somehow

That's true though. It's the equivalent of saying hey you're a nigger so you must be a bad person somehow.

Not everyone is meant to have sex. Your face is proof.

Just do something else with your life or end it. Why can't people just be honest and stop treating each other like special snowflakes.

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>>26082576
fuck off robot, just let me give my bro some advice

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>>26090106

HMMMMMMMMM definately not meant for sex.

lay down and rot OP

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>>26082576
Looks like he would rip you apart if he was shredded.

>tfw people keep telling me im not creepy
>tfw i always prove them wrong eventually in odd ways they can never point out specifically
>tfw just slightly "different" in all the wrong ways and no one can tell until it's too late

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If we're going to share ugly pics I might as well join.
Rate me please

>>26090663
I know that looks just like you that gets all the girls, but he has a really outgoing personality which probably helps a lot.

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Genetically fucked people like this make me sad. Why would their parents ever breed in the first place?

>>26090663
you're handsome, you just need to not be an autist or have a shit personality

>>26090663
Get rid of the faggot hairstyle mate, ibhad that for years, it makes me shudder looking back.

>>26090663
You know you're not ugly bro, I mean I wouldn't mind sucking your dick no homo.

>>26090860
What kind of haircut would go well with me ?
>>26090832
>>26090865
Then why am I a 19 years old virgin browsing /r9k/ ?

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>>26090663
>That hairstyle
>Those lips
I'd bang you with some makeup

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>>26091026
Please, bait harder desu

>>26091071
How is that bait ?
Also pic sauce ?

>>26082975
Yes I was in that thread too guys, don't make it a copypasta.

>>26090663
breh put on a wig, a dress and stockings and give me that pussy and i will make you a happy girl

>>26090663
Benedict Son-berpatch

>>26082576
>normal looking dude makes stupid face while clearly not taking care of hygiene
>wonders why he's not liked

Daily reminder that actions have consequences.

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>>26090663

even computer think ur hot , get out of here

>>26086751
You're gonna get it after school nerd.

>>26091105
It's from Valkyrie overdrive, the plot is that there are girls that can transform into either weapons or the handlers of said weapons and they do this through forced masturbation 9/10 would watch again

>>26091026
Probably because you're a still a sperg as a teen like I was, you know girls can pick up on low confidence quickly so maybe it's that.

Man you wouldn't be a virgin for long if I could meet you. I'd love to put you in a maid outfit and lipstick and take that virginity of yours till you're ready to nut in my mouth. ;)

>>26091036
>>26091157
>>26091122
Thank you guys for making me feel better about myself I wish stacy would say the same

>>26091179
>forced masturbation
You got me

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>>26091186

get a normal haircut to attract stacy like this

>>26091186
seriously though put on a wig and start gagging on my dick you slut

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>>26091182
Like this desu senpai? totes original comment no.19

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>>26091215
I'm a raging faggot so it doesn't really do anything for me, but it was genuinely a feels good and funny anime, if it wasn't for 29/7 exposed breasts and clit rubbing it would've been more popular

>>26091186
Does it make you feel better that robots would wreck your boipussy?

>>26091223
Yes, post spread cheeks.

>>26091302
Yes
>>26091222
>>26091182
>>26091122
>>26091036
Where do you guys live ? no homo ;)
>>26091220
I can't my forehead is too wide so I'm stuck with teenager's haircuts
>>26091258
>29/7 exposed breasts and clit rubbing
I'M IN

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>>26091343
The thread is in deperate need of bumping so more ladyxlady

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Just smile ?

>>26091422
You look good quality is potato tho

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>>26091422
I literally look like you hit the random button during character creation and I'm English so my smile is shite too

>>26090189
>MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

Christ fuck this faggot

>>26086650
/r9k/ doesn't deserve you fampai tbqh

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What the fuck should I do with my hair, I tried styling it with pomade like a wop but it's just a pain in the ass to do every morning

>tfw my face is slowly entering JUST mode thanks to depression

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>>26091612
You should pierce your shit up.

>>26091343
eastern europe here i wanna fuck your mouth and make you swallow all of my cum

>>26091612
you look like a pretentious nu male faggot

>>26083082
I'm not even sad my face is just like this

>>26091026
Cut it short back and sides with some length on top.

Its what Chad would do.

>>26091715
Fuck off degenerate

>>26091794
I do with glasses not gonna lie

>>26082616
>females thinking they understand the loneliness of an ugly man.

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>>26091612
you kinda look like the kid from Boyhood when he grows up

>>26091612
Are you the lead singer of Fidlar?

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>>26091879
>On r9k
>Calls others degenerates

Bump de la original comment

>>26091612
>dat hairline

Wop here, sucks to be you faggot

>>26083110
Says the socially outcast person who doesn't have regular conversations in person with regular people

>>26094647
I'm sure everyone on here is like that except you huh

>>26090663
You're not ugly and you fucking know it, you're just fishing for compliments.