reasons why I don't have a gf: >virgin >fat (196lb)

So what are you going to do about that?

>>26080904
errybody in the club getting tipsy

>>26080904
Damn it seems alot of people fuck up when they dont have a father figure. When im around fatherly figures i tend to become less autistic.

>bad relationship with my father

Details, anon. Is he angry that you aren't independent or something?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAFcox4tvy4

>>26080992
French is a cute

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>>26080904
Do something positive for your stereotype which you fit so well into. Perhaps start a movement or a cult.

>>26080992
why are the english dubs always such dogshit

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>>26080982
He's resentful of me because I don't want to work or go out and do shit he did when he was my age.
He looks down upon my lifestyle and sees me as a waste of life, even though it's his cucked up beta genes (MPB, 5'9") that put me here in the first place, also I know for a fact that my mother wasn't a virgin when she married.

>>26081164
>I have shit taste in anime grills
Ftfy

You're just a boring guy with high standards. Don't delude yourself into thinking there's any other valid reason.

>>26080904
Get /notfat/. You don't have to be fit. Go hungry skelly, surprisingly bitches still like that. Get good at ygo enough that it's a "joke" to bring a girl with you to a tourney and laugh at the manchildren who lose to you. Just say it's ironic. Or move to mtg like anybody who's ever seen a vagina.

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>>26080904
>sexist

...then why do you care about not having a gf?

>>26080904
reasons why I don't have a gf:
>poor hygiene
>bad teeth
>no exercise/15kg overweight
>racist
>sexist
>smoke cigarettes and weed
>drop out/NEET
>Former drug addict
>Hepatitis C/on medication
>too much porn/jackin it
>post on 4chan

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>5'9 manlet
>294lb
>social recluse
>post on /r9k/
>22 year old biochemist
>no motivation to do anything

Fuck this life

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>>26081387
Hateful people get lonely too...

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Reasons why I don't have a gf
>autistic
>5'9
>NEET
>stays mostly indoors
>cut contact with old friends
>unmotivated
>skinny as fuck
>never exercise

Reasons why I should have a gf
>somewhat attractive, or at least not ugly
>I like... cuddling?
>smart but lazy..... maybe smart.... probably not that smart.... YES I AM!!! SHADDUP!!!!
>..................that's about it

>>26080904
>>virgin
Get a nice prostitute.
>>fat (196lb)
Work out, start jogging today.
>>manlet (5'8")
Hmm
>>cystic acne
Oil Cleansing Method, look it up.
>>unkempt hair, beard
Buzz it and shave.
>>racist
Hmm.
>>sexist
Hmm.
>>college dropout, NEET
Get a job at your local grocery store, or something.
>>live with parents
Above will help you get some money, which you can use to move out with.
>>weeb (own anime merchandise and play yugioh)
Who cares.
>>clinically diagnosed autism, social anxiety, bipolar disorder
Who cares. Just take your meds.
>>jack it exclusively to 2D
Who cares.
>>bad relationship with my father
/everyone
>>frequently browse /r9k/
Who cares.

Yui is cute! blox

everything you said are correct
and small penis too

>>26081164
>my mom wasnt a virgin when she married
So? What are you, arab? This is common as fuck

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>>26082352
yes! she is very cute!

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>>26082428
It means that my dad is beta bux.

>>26081055
I like this idea.
I sit around at home all day being emptyish thinking what to do with my life. Can't figure anything out, kinda wanna try killing people. Just I wonder what would it feel like to have someone die in my hands, or because of my hands? What does flesh taste like? Will taking the lives of others change my mentality in a way that enables me to take care of myself more easily? I wonder these things, but ofc since I'm an autistic chundle here on 4chans I do nothing.

Do you have a big dick at least, OP?

The reason I don't have a GF is that God has willed it.

>>26080904
Those are fucking excuses not reasons. Time to enter the painful reality of adulthood.

The reasons I don't have a gf

>socially retarded
>afraid they'll laugh at me if I confess i'm a KV
>get nervous around women even if I know they like me too

It's easier to just act like i'm asexual

>virgin
if anyone can actively tell that you're a virgin without you telling them, you will never get a gf

if you tell them, you also won't get a gf

don't be a sperg

>5'3 man
>schizophrenia
>alcoholic
>extreme social anxiety and awkwardness
>long-term NEET
>parents don't allow me to talk to girls because of several incidents that happened when I was younger

If you could magically change only one thing of the list, what would you?

>>26082554
>if you tell them, you also won't get a gf

Idk how I feel about that. I think if you're just trying to get laid that's true. But if you're looking for a girlfriend and a relationship then you should try to start by finding someone who doesn't care about that shit.

>>26082782
it's more that nobody cares that your a virgin and if you bring up virginity, you look insanely insecure

just tell your girlfriend you want to be more communicative during sex and you can just tell her later once you're both more comfortable

>>26082596
i would date you tbqh

>>26082596
>>parents don't allow me to talk to girls because of several incidents that happened when I was younger
story?

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>>26080904
here are the things that are critical for you to fix of your list:
>fat
>acne
>beard
>neet
>weeb

the rest is acceptable

as for the sexism just hide it lol

>>26082821
If you tell a virgin girl that you're a virgin will they not date you?

op i got a friend whos 23 autistic weeb and fat but hes like 350 lbs and 5'9

he used to be like 250 but antidepressants fucked him up

he a real nigga tho

>>26082897
probably cause you still think it's the virginity part that matters and not the telling people you're a virgin part

I don't have a gf because I just stopped caring. I think I'm incapable of caring for someone. I still find women attractive, get horny and jerk off but having a connection with someone is an alien concept to me.

>>26083024
so mysterious and edgy

Stuid
Shy
Ugly
0 personality
No cat
Live with parents

Mostly is because i gave up/dont care

>reasons why im a virgin
>girls are all sluts and whores

>>26083233
>No cat
hmm what did he mean by this

>>26080904
My reasons:
>moved 6 times in 2 years
>5-6/10
>boring as fuck
>literally no hobby except for vidya and Internet
>skinny skeltal
>don't like going out
>don't like groups of people
>part of my hair is white due to missing melanin. At age 22
>pale as a ghost

Meh fuck this

>>26083194

It's okay, anon. It's okay.

My weight (330lbs) alone is enough of a reason why u don't have a gf, adding everything else on like my lack of personality and my near crippling anxiety when I leave the house by myself makes my weight mean nothing though, because even if I lost it I'd still be alone.

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>>26080904
>asymmetric face
>very weak jaw
>big head in proportion to body
>small arms in proportion to rest of body(although rest of body is okay. thanks /fit/)
>annoying voice and laugh with a slight lisp(at least i think so)
>awkward if not comfortable with the person (so usually give off bad first impression)
>pessimist, however that's caused by my depression
>no friends (Everyone sees me as an acquaintance and even though we were "friends" no one ever got close to me)
Other than that, I'm funny, smart, have a job, did well in my studies and got into my dream uni (>90 atar for you aus fags, if any are still awake), been told I dress well, don't smell, maintain self relatively well. Even had a cute asian grill be interested in me, along with a blonde but the one girl I had been going for fucking friendzoned me exactly as i asked her out on a date, yet we still talk daily. She said she never even saw me that way, that we're so similar and click really well and that i'm so funny yet she never ever even thought of me as anything more than a friend. Every girl i've fallen for has friendzoned me and every fucking person i've ever met has liked me, yet have not put in any effort into becoming close with me.

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>socially awkward
>such at conversation
>mediocre physique
>4/10 face

Working on my physique.
Too late to climb out of this socially awkward hell though, hopefully I make a good start socially to uni in a few months and get rid of my reputation as a quiet person.

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Reasons why I don't have a bf:
>overweight
>autistic
>batshit crazy
>boring
>too shy
>wear very padded bras and afraid to get naked in front of guys
>emotionally unstable
>neet
>suicidal

Wizard - 31
Live at home
Excess skin from 100lb weight loss
Bald
But I do have a decent job, manager at large financial services company making 114k a year

>khv
>incapable of talking/looking at women without spilling my spaghetti
>alcoholic, it's turning my mind into mush
>active misogynist
>cystic acne, no medicines that I can afford will clear it
>80 lbs overweight
>exclusive jerk off to loli hentai

>>26083916
Reasons that I don't have a bf
>

FTFY

>>26083994
>active misogynist

what the fuck does that even mean? like you're actively terrorizing women?

>>26081554
>be 21
>about to breach 300lbs
>shed 70 lbs since October
>now it's cold as fuck and I am extremely sensitive to temperature
>my entire torso, back, arms, and legs are covered in loose skin, stretch marks, and self-mutilation scars.
>wish I never bothered with the effort of losing weight
When I walk into a room full of strangers I'm still the fattest fuck there, and I can't engage in conversation without loathing myself and the words that awkwardly tumble out of my face.
Weight loss is a lie anon, study, stay indoors, and play games

>>26080904
>>26081164
>>26081748
>>26082436
>>26082452
Yui IS my gf :3

>>26081935
Get a bf instead if you just want cuddling.

>>26081387
its called biological imperative you mouthbreather

>not interested in 3DPD
>fapping only to 2D
>scared of women
>probably autistic

I am just a shitty human bean.

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>>26083916
Hi can you get the fuck off this board ty

>yugioh
what deck?

>>26080904
>>virgin
lie
>>fat (196lb)
work out/be less of a disgusting shit/that's what you get for eating like a hippo
>>manlet (5'8")
not too bad
>>cystic acne
get accutine
>>unkempt hair, beard
shave and go to a barber
>>racist
don't
>>sexist
this might even help you
>>college dropout, NEET
get a wageslave job
>>live with parents
no problem
>>weeb (own anime merchandise and play yugioh)
stop
>>clinically diagnosed autism, social anxiety, bipolar disorder
kill yourself
>>jack it exclusively to 2D
because you have never seen a real naked girl
>>bad relationship with my father
i don't even have a father normo
>>frequently browse /r9k/
i used to browse r9k for 14 hours a day for 3 years and still became a chad at age 21
you're just reenforcing the fact that you are too lazy to work on yourself so you list a bunch of reasons why trying would be not worth it anyways so you can stay in your comfort zone and not do some work and improvement

fuck it that's it i'm leaving this site you guys deserve all the shit you're going through. even if it's something you can't do anything about it was probably karma because you already were a shithead in your last life

enjoy your virtual waifu while i fuck my blonde qt w no comdom ayy

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>>26085617
Mermails

>>26085727
>replying to everything said with "advice"
BOOOOOOOOOO
try again

>>26081164
lol how old are you? I can just imagine you saying that to your dad and getting knocked out.

>>26082897
yes because it means you have no experience

>>26085727
mean post anon :'(

My mom tries to hook me up with my oneitis sometimes.

>>26086595
what does oneitis think about it?

>>26082920
Kek this comment is very original haha

>>26080904
being racist and sexist has nothing to do with it other than maybe missing opportunities to date someone b/c of their race

if you ever do choose to live life you'll find that almost everybody is racist and sexist and there's nothing wrong with that

literally the only people who "aren't" are sjws but they're the most racist and sexist of all