Why dont you robots just get Tinder. I mean theres nothing

>>26080438
it's literally pointless. My real profile got zero matches. A chad profile I made with "Ayy lmao wew lad" as a profile description got a lot of them, a numbers after inane discussions like "Do you like cum on your waffles belgian girl?".

It's insane because in real life I actually do have some success, I know I could have fucked some of the girls on tinder had the right circumstances arised. But on tinder being average is being zero.

>>26080438
yes guys its really easy to pick up girls. literally jst b urslef :) Nothing to lose guys!!!

>facebook
Haha, no thank you.

Because Id rather be a permavirgin than get with a used up degenerate tinder whore. The kind of people that use that app are not real people at all, just drones who's entire existence revolves around sex, a new level of pathetic ascended far past standard normiedom.

>>26080438
is this the tinder marketing team

>>26080438
>theres nothing to lose so COME ON!
There's nothing to gain for Robots on Tinder either

>>26080546
You sound ugly

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140+ matches. Hooked up with a 6/10 , 7/10 and a 8/10. Could have dated/fucked a 9/10 thick white girl (pic related)
AMA

There's about as much to lose with tinder as digging a hole and then filling it again and even less to gain.

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>>26080514
>A chad profile I made with "Ayy lmao wew lad" as a profile description got a lot of them, a numbers after inane discussions like "Do you like cum on your waffles belgian girl?".
no...no I don't believe you. Please tell me you're lying

>>26080575
>Could have dated/fucked a 9/10 thick white girl
why didn't you?

>>26080572

I'd prove you wrong but this isn't /soc/

>>26080584
Why would I be lying? This isn't the first time I create fake slayer profiles, I also did them on netlog, badoo, all kinds of shit. It's always the same, but sometimes I like the conversation with a female when they think you are attractive.
When they don't instead of just saying you "Thanks for you interest but I don't find you attractive" they go all mean like "Why don't you ask your mum for a handjob instead of wasting my time here?".

A conversation with a female who finds you attractive can be pretty entertaining, you get to sence their joy of life and girlish thoughts.

>inb4 proofs

I could but I can't be harsed to make yet another fake profile.

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>>26080575
>>26080593
when i was hanging out with her when she walked her ass giggled and i spaghettied so hard when i was watching it in awe. She was wearing a skin tight sun dress and she looks great. I didnt have my own house. She was looking for a fuck buddy/bf with his own place so she could blaze.
I royally fucked up cus i lied and said I did but i think she found out i didn't.

Pic related is my current fuck buddy. she blazed too and is black/jap. Real good fuck

>>26080606
Lol whatever dude, you're ugly. Deal with it

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>>26080593
>>26080622
the cool thing about her/and/or tinder is that she hmu first and things went from there. I kinda wanna date her but she said she isn't ready to date. aka she just wants the dick.
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>>26080622
well good on you man. We all fuck up with girls sometimes. I fucked up with a 10/10 but take it as a learning experience

Your girl looks good but she has no ass though

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Don't fall for the tinder scam, op is nothing more but a bragging nigger who hasn't fucked any of the girls he preaches. Op's probably a faggot that works for tinder.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lY8rzo4Ik4M

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>>26080660
oh tell me about it bruh. I was a rebound for my ideal 10/10 match a few years ago. She has since had two kids so gg on that one.

and she actually had a pretty good ass. Good lil handfull. She likes to get nuts busted on it too ;)

>>26080657
>>26080692
>hmu
>brah

Shut the fuck up, nigger.

>>26080675
>2016
>still posting pepe

NORMIE DETECTED

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>>26080697
lol butthurt cus you can't get laid?
i am from socal that's how a lot of people txt/talk
plz learn how other folks talk before you speak fagl0rd

I used to be on tinder but it was a waste of time and I got a little annoyed so yeah there was something to lose.

>>26080718

Nigger, the only thing you've ever done was shoot a load into your left hand. Get the fuck out of here you autistic nigger trying to get some attention and validation from a bunch of virgins.

>>26080692
>and she actually had a pretty good ass
yeah I see it now>>26080692
>She likes to get nuts busted on it too
oh wow I'm jelly. I don't get why youcare about not GFing her. that's the ideal fuckbuddy right there man

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>>26080622
Bitch got an ugly af body. You are literally dating slenderman.

>>26080529
use a fake profile dumbshit

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>>26080697
>old nigga detected
Sir, if you're +30 and still browse this board you should just kill yourself, tbhq.

>>26080765
Good job removing your nick, dumb nigger.

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>>26080729
i actually bust loads all over >>26080692 plz relax ugly ;)

>>26080731
well because she is super chill to hang out with and i enjoy talking to her. Plus she is really cute to me. But you're right she is a really good fuck buddy.

>>26080747
she is really small. like 5'2 and in somewhat in shape that's why she is so skinny. rather skinny chicks then a fattie desu senpai lol

>>26080762
this

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>>26080771
>nick
Tf are you talking about b?

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>>26080777
>she is really small. like 5'2 and in somewhat in shape that's why she is so skinny. rather skinny chicks then a fattie desu senpai lol

Bitch, you are claiming you did this to a 7/10, an 8/10 etc.. and all you've got to show forth is some dumb broad who is as flat as a surf-board.

Face the music nigger, no one outside of her gave you any attention and even then all you got was her snapchat.

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>>26080794
OH SHIT. NORMIE BTFO!
B
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F
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>>26080794
lol you sound so dumb. Why would I lie about hooking up with chicks i want to help you ugly robots get laid but stay mad you uglynigger.

and ya all i got was her snap lol u funny

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>>26080823

Again, all you've got to show-forth is some dumb ape who is as flat as a surfboard from previously. And again all it is is some shitty snap-chat photo she probably sent to a hundred other thirsty guys she met from Tinder.

Hang yourself, nigger.

>Why would I lie about hooking up with chicks

Because you're a dumb nigger who wants some attention and validation.

>>26080823
>has qt3.14 GF
>giving 'bee urself speech' bzz bzz

Normie, leave!

>>26080850
He still hasn't shown any photos of himself with his ape. Litrelly nothing more but a snapchat contact he saviors over.

>>26080823
Gross, why would you even want to fuck that?

>>26080823
>>26080838
ETHERED

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>>26080838
>>26080838
>>26080850
>>26080859
>>26080860
samefaggin

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Brjhhthi
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>>26080877
Fuck off, that girl is nasty af man.

>>26080622
Holy shit even I have a more feminine hip/waist ratio than that and I'm a large hairy guy.

>>26080622
>>26080914
She probably has bigger shoulder-hip ratio too. This chick is do ugly I gotta save the photo.

>>26080570
True.... can't urgue with this robot's logic desu

>>26080925
>>26080914

Yeah famailia, the negro gave up a 9/10 and went with her. What a strong heart willed man.

>>26080823
I come here to be depressed with fellow robot not to see some normie nigga boast about his ugly af girl friend

>meet cute girl on tinder after many matches
>finally agree to meet
>has a really strong handshake
>unusally large hands
>at closer inspection, adam's apple
>shaved mustache marks
>deep voice

TRANNIES SHOULD JUST ALL DIE.
Why don't they just say they have a mental illness before the date?

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>>26080572
>>26080606
U. G. L. Y.
You you ugly.

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>>26080729
Show us where daddy touched you

Poor widdle baby :(

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Tinder is just a giant orgy, I already caught something from there; I'm not going back.

Let's be clear:

If the girl is overtly hot, she's NOT on Tinder, she's having a man pay to be with her. A truly sexy woman doesn't need Tinder.

Occasionally, I'll see an 8 on Tinder. The problem, is they're trying, smart, careful and leery of who you are. I've come to the conclusion that they're just trying to boost their egos.

Ugly women and chunkies throw themselves at me, because of their obvious draught.

Tinder is a lost cause.

Good night sweet prince, etc.

>>26080438
Unless you're a 9/10 guy over 6ft there is no point in using Tinder. Girl's standards on there are much higher even than real life.