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>add girl on Facebook
>stare at the screen for 2 hours
>she finally accepts
>turn on the chat function
>elaborate a greeting for 30 minutes
>she logs off before I finish
>erase everything
>probably could've been my wife in an alternate dimension
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Literally just say hey, anything longer than that is awkward. Seriously she would most definitely being weirded out if you had said more, your actually lucky she logged off.
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>>26080005
Fuck that makes sense, it's after the "hey" that is also scary too..
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>>26079519
I bet she also was staring at the chat window which said "anon is typing a message" for two hours before she got sick of your shit and just logged out.
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>>26079519
Severe autism
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>>26080043
W-what...
YOU CAN SEE IF SOMEONE IS TYPING SOMETHING TO YOU AND NOT SENDING?

fuuuuuuuuuuuuck me dude, what the fuck why would they allow that
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>>26080019
>>26080019
Trust me on this I know, nothing screams socially awkward the a long hello. After just do a variation of "what's up" or "wyd" ect. Also it's better to be messaged WHILST offline so there's no pressure to write an immediate responses, if anything try to message her while she's offline, makes for a more casual convo
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>>26080074
So while she's offline just saying "hello" seems odd, like saying hello to an empty seat. Shouldn't you write a longer thing if the person is offline?
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>>26079519
>using facebook
fuck right off normie
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>>26079519
thom yorke in the background of this chicks photo fucking le epic winz xDDDD
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>>26079519
post the version with hidden Thoms everywhere
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>>26080088
I only have 5 friends I am trying to become more normal and get out of this shithole.
>mfw 27 with 5 kikebook friends is really sad
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>>26080087
Please this is good advice, I am speaking from shit ton of experience. You make it easier for her to reply because your not just sitting there like a puppy wait for a response. Her being as relaxed and calm as possible helps you my friend.
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>>26080121
(Continued) she will feel like he has the power and if she finds you creepy he will be less afraid because in her mind your not there
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>>26079519
facebook? normies get out reeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Did she get photobombed by thom yorke? that's kinda cool
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>>26080138
>>26080121
>>26080074

Alright I'll take your word for it, just sending a Hello tomorrow morning offline and wing it.
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>>26080138
***she both times
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>>26080153
NO!!! Don't say hello pls. Say either; hey or hi. Trust me on this.
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>>26080166
Unless your 50
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>>26080149
really im not memeing normies get out with your facebook bullshit
also just send your fucking greeting if she's a bitch the problem is her not you, it's a little bit you but mostly her.
get out
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>>26080166
theres literally no difference between hello, hi, hey, heya, howdydoo
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>>26080217
You must not get messages but there really is
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>>26080153
DON'T send a one word message while she's offline FFS!!! Send a 2 - 4 sentence long introduction she can read and give a reply back to. ONLY send one word introduction messages while she's online
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>>26080005
>>26080019
>>26080087
>>26080166
>>26080217
>sending hey

it's like you want to group with the 50 pajeets who send her just hey

have you ever seen a females fb inbox, its filled with guys saying "hey or "hi"
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>>26080929
>>26080889
Fuck why so much contradicting information, are there no normies in here who get pussy
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>>26080961
if you want to practice your texting skills go install tinder, dont even have to use your own photos but dont go too chad otherwise you wont learn anything
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>>26080961
There are a couple of chads around :/

I deleted my face book a couple years ago so I can't help you OP
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>>26081093
I've been practicing my game on omegle but having no picture (or if she doesn't know how butt ugly you are) must have a huge difference in the way they talk to you.
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>>26081119
I think we should allow helpful normie chads to get the robots out of the rut
What's most pathetic is a robot that has given up
Now with the rise of the normies on r9k there should be more Chad guide protips
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