>add girl on Facebook
>stare at the screen for 2 hours
>she finally accepts
>turn on the chat function
>elaborate a greeting for 30 minutes
>she logs off before I finish
>probably could've been my wife in an alternate dimension
Trust me on this I know, nothing screams socially awkward the a long hello. After just do a variation of "what's up" or "wyd" ect. Also it's better to be messaged WHILST offline so there's no pressure to write an immediate responses, if anything try to message her while she's offline, makes for a more casual convo
Please this is good advice, I am speaking from shit ton of experience. You make it easier for her to reply because your not just sitting there like a puppy wait for a response. Her being as relaxed and calm as possible helps you my friend.
really im not memeing normies get out with your facebook bullshit
also just send your fucking greeting if she's a bitch the problem is her not you, it's a little bit you but mostly her.
DON'T send a one word message while she's offline FFS!!! Send a 2 - 4 sentence long introduction she can read and give a reply back to. ONLY send one word introduction messages while she's online
it's like you want to group with the 50 pajeets who send her just hey
have you ever seen a females fb inbox, its filled with guys saying "hey or "hi"
There are a couple of chads around :/
I deleted my face book a couple years ago so I can't help you OP
I think we should allow helpful normie chads to get the robots out of the rut
What's most pathetic is a robot that has given up
Now with the rise of the normies on r9k there should be more Chad guide protips