Retail Feels

>>26078918
>I would like to use your rest room,

Go ahead, it's back there.

>flip through your magazines

Don't care, just put them back when you're done.

>handle your food products in an unsanitary manner.

We don't sell food here.

>rearrange your carefully shelved items

TRIGGERED FUCK OFF NORMIES REEEEEEEEEEE

>tfw someone asking to use the staff bathroom makes me angry

I've no idea why. I just don't want any customers to use it. I constantly lie when people ask if there's one in the store. The only time I let them through is when a kid is whining that they need the bathroom because I don't want to have to clean up piss.

>That customer who is clearly even lonelier than you are and just wants to talk and won't shut up or stop asking questions despite your demeanor clearly suggesting you're no longer interested in listening to their shit

>>26078918
Fuck off Apu you normie

Hi sir, do you need any help?
>n-n-n-no no no i'm just browsing thx
(1 minute later)
>hi where's your bailey's?

I never found weird customer behaviour to be triggering, always find it amusing, but it's even funnier how badly it triggers colleagues

>>26078918
>customer wants to do things that require no interaction from me
This is a problem...how? When I worked retail I wish I got customers like that plus all the thieving shits using the self-checkout so I could stand around getting paid.

The annoying ones were the shits who barged into your line as you were trying to shut down for clockout or break, yelled at you when you didn't know the price for something, or lectured you about how you should go against company policy and risk termination to accept their expired/mismatched/fake coupons.

>>26079386
Pls just talk to me ;_;

>>26079432
It's from the Simpsons, autist.

>>26079440
I'm so scared I'm going to end up that 60 year old man with no one else to talk to but shop clerks.

Retail is hell. You learn this once you work a few years of it.

>>26079458
so treat him nicely

>>26079445
I had no idea they were still relevant.

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>>26079458
You can just come here and post pictures of frogs

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>>26079491
It's from Classic Simpsons.

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I worked at a skating rink as a cashier and I fucking swear every jewish family that came were in large groups and everyone would have groupons that would let them in free

fucking jews

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>>26079557
Could you get away with whispering "kike" under your breath?

>>26079549
Do you like the new Simpsons, anon?

>>26079573

Probably, but why would you do it then and there? Just think it really hard and yell it in your car after you get off.

>>26079576
Fuck off tripfag, your kind is not welcome here

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>Customer asks to use the bathroom
>I'm sorry we don't have one

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>>26079611
>Announce loudly to coworkers that you are going to use the bathroom

>>26079573
I held myself back from muttering a hitler joke but once they left I told myself "I guess Hitler had his heart in the right place, those cheap bastards go out of their way not to pay shit"

>>26079557
Don't scapegoat my anashim for your terrible marketing strategy and losses, gentile .

>>26079576
Not remotely. It's just an advertisement for their merchandise, which is still profitable. But Classic Simpsons is some of the best tv content to have ever been produced.

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>>26079005
When customers used to ask me if we had an item in the back.
>I'll go check
>Have a piss, wash hands.
>Tell them there is none in the back.
Those people are the worst. They pretty much tell me to stop the flow of my job to go search for one miserable product for them.

>>26079706
>Customers ask me to do my job
>I have time to do it but instead I work on pissing on command

>>26079706
Really? It is your fucking job after all. This is why you'll never get anywhere in life.

>>26079727
Not that guy but if we had it in stock, it'd be on the shelf/rack.

The back is strictly for excess.

>>26079727
Pretty much, but it's their whinny attitude that pisses it off.

Retail is fucking easy-mode compared to hospitality.

I escaped bar/restaurant work two years ago and retail is like a dream by comparison. Customers are nicer, there is more down-time when I can relax and I don't have to work evenings.

>>26079740
oh true

>>26079706
I'm this guy >>26079738
I take it back, sorry :/

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>>26078918
>tfw hired for seasonal
>manager calls me in and says if I don't improve my communication with customers they'll let me go

Fuck.

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>worked at one of the few retail chains where part timers were on call
>had to fight for hours like food scraps

Fuck Gap, Old Navy, etc.

>>26079775
What kind of product does the store deal in?

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>>26078918
Who /Wal-Mart/ here?
I've worked at this place for about 2 years and it was pretty good, apart from the customers that come after 8-9pm until close
>5 minutes before closing someone comes in to buy groceries
>"Hey let me use my coupons for every item"
>"Don't forget to sell those walmart mastercards anon!"

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>Tfw work at Starbucks

I want to die.

>>26079791
House wares and furniture.

>>26079794
>walmart
>closing

I thought they were open 24/7

>>26079794
Wanted to kill myself the couple years I was at Walmart. Started drinking on the job for the first time in my life. Walked out some time after that and didn't go back. Wasn't even my first retail job, just a shitty place. Thank God I'm out of retail.

>>26079820
I worked in a walmart that was around a small community so they usually closed 10-11pm

>>26079794

4 years in. the novelty has worn off. i want to leave bills but it has worked so well with scheduling my other job+classes. and the bonuses aren't bad

>>26079845

i want to leave, but bills.*

too smacked for words rn

>>26079810
Do they allow you a fair bit of freedom in terms of what price you can offer?

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I'll have been in retail for 13 years in November.

>>26079876
How have you not killed yourself?

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Never had a job before.
How hard is it to get a job at a Walgreens?

>>26079973
Isn't Walgreens a pharmacy? Wouldn't employees require a degree?

>>26080303
Pharmacy techs dont. They do need some training, but generally you're just counting pills, making sure it's the right drug, check prescriptions and doctors. etcetcetc

Most pharmacies only have one pharmacist clocked in at any given time.

>>26079807
The amount of weird white people is off the charts. Specially white girls