Paying to cuddle

Just buy a fucking body pillow, goddam.

>>26078106
A body pillow doesn't have that humanly warmth, nor the soft touch or lovehandles of a woman

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>>26078091
wow that's depressing, get a dog or something

Cuddling is stupid, especially with another person. The ideal and only acceptable snuggle buddy is a soft stuffed animal.

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>>26078091
>cuddling with someone you don't love

>>26078091
>snugglebuddies


NO WAY THIS IS A THING.
>google
>it is a thing

They have male snugglers too.
>http://thesnugglebuddies.com/male-snugglers/

>>26078122
But it lasts. Ive had mine for 11 months and I just ordered another one. Spend $300 and you are set

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>>26078163
>implying I can find someone to love me back
>implying I know how to love

>>26078180
Yep, couldn't beleive it either, found it drunk and high and got that shit on impulse, don't regret it

You can book me for snuggle sessions on there. I'm male

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>Men are now so emotionally damaged and starved of affection that they pay women $80/hr (more than even some skilled tradesmen make per hour) to show them some small amount of fake affection
>This practice is now common enough for entire businesses and websites to be set up around it

Did the world get far worse in the past 15 years, or am I just older?

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Why wouldn't you just buy a prostitute to cuddle and have sex with you?

>>26078180
>tfw you will never be attractive enough to be a cuddlewhore

The one in my state is qt as fuck tho
Too bad I probably couldn't trick myself into enjoying it

>>26078242
Do women ever hire you or is it mostly men?

>>26078271
Tbqh senpai, I just don't wanna risk anything, I'd rather get an escort but I don't wanna spend all that money at one time and I don't know where to start to find one. I've been thinking of trying an Asian massage parlor though

>>26078275
If you order a good snuggler, they'll make all the advances on you and make you feel at ease. What state do you live in?

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I'm so lonely I would cuddle with anybody right now...

>>26078320
>they'll make all the advances on you and make you feel at ease
Still fake as fuck though
I can't handle being lied to
Would rather have the cold truth than a warm and snuggly deception

maximum cvck..I wonder when they'll start charging you for having a woman breath near you. I guess VR really is due.

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>>26078091
Was spooning allowed?

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>>26078353
Yeah it was. We spooned each other a good bit of the time. She basically wrapped around me, legs and all, and held me tight.

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>>26078275
>iktf anon
even my qtiest kigu couldn't convince people to spend money on me, plus this would be a really dumb way to wind up murdered

I'm reading their facebook page and it doesn't appear to get a lot of traffic. And I see a few people have had issues with non-payment from clients.

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>>26078391
But without love it might as well been a body pillow with an electric blanket.

>>26078091
I'm very interested to hear more. What was she like? How was it cuddling with a complete stranger? Did you get aroused?

>>26078408
The scariest thing is that they'd probably try to talk to you
I'd probably wind up crying if they tried to make me feel comfortable t b h

>>26078408
Love never really crossed my mind, I guess I kinda gave up on it. About to be a 19 yo virgin in community college, I don't really mind paying for cuddles or sex, at least I'll feel something instead of holding onto my pride and feeling nothing at all

>check the girls in my state
>they're all ugly (a lot of fat landwhales)
>only 4 in my area
>only one is cute in the homely sense
Can't even get a good fake cuddle buddy.

>>26078180
God damn....I wish I had a more attractive face because I have an absolute perfect body for cuddling (6'2" 200 lbs 18% bf)

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>>26078180
Holy shit, this small face is meme worthy

>>26078462
>What was she like?
She was extremely nice and extroverted, knew when to make the conversation flow and knew when to stop and just relax and let us just close our eyes and hear each other breathe
>How was it cuddling with a complete stranger?
the first minute, i was a little shy about everything, but she quickly took initiative and wrapped herself around me. after that, I didn't hold back, in a bashful sense
>Did you get aroused?
I did, especially when she wrapped her leg around me, i controlled it though

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There's only one Snuggler who is gonna SNUGGLE ME BACK TO HEALTH!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DsUTW4MdtM

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>>26078391
Whew. How did she react to your erection?

>>26078541
She didn't. Her leg briefly touched it and thats it. Im sure shes used to it, she told me she has been a snuggler for almost a year, with the year mark being in August

>>26078242
tell us about your best and worst experiences

>>26078566
How did she react when you came inside her?

>>26078566
So just on 6 months...

>>26078575
The dead can't react, anon.

>>26078566
Did you ask how many clients/sessions she's had?

>>26078575
i wish i could answer that anon
>>26078589
nah, i did ask who her youngest and oldest clients are. Im her youngest (18) and her oldest is a 70 year old

>>26078529
What did you talk about?

bloxxxx

>>26078638
each other mainly. What we're doing with our lives, what we want to do, what we like (movies, music, etc.). just common small chat.

Is this like an underground prostitute ring? There's no way they don't suck a little cock here and there

>>26078727
im sure a few of them do, but the girl i ordered had nothing to do with it. Not sure if i should set up another appointment with her because she was a great snuggler and really nice, or get another girl in hopes that she'll be willing to suck a bit of dick

>>26078529
What was she wearing while you two cuddled?

>>26078806
oh yeah, i forgot to mention that they'll usually wear pajamas when they snuggle with you. She wore a grey spaghetti strap showing some of her stomach with pink booty shorts. She got bonus points from me since she was a little taller than me and she's 26 years old

I would absolutely pay $80 for an hour of snuggling with a nice girl.

It would be an interesting thing to experience and although my dakimakura is cool and all its still just a cold floppy pillow. Maybe holding a real live girl that breathes and farts would help me get over some of my anxiety around females.

>>26078853
I have a huge leg fetish, did she let you feel up on her? I would want to just caress her bare thighs while she held me with her legs around me.

>>26078884
i only felt up her back, head, and arms. that and we held hands. didn't go for thighs, figured that would be too sexual.

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>Must be accepting of both male and female clients (99% of clients are male)

As if anyone here is in doubt
EASYMODE
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>>26078180
get a hold of holden

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>>26078990
He's gotta be joking about the entire thing, right? right?

>>26078884
Aw man, Didn't even slightly graze her legs?

>>26078976

>here are the rules about not objectifying me
>half of the rules are barely veiled sexual innuendos.

>>26079047
we played footsies, but thats it. She wrapped her legs around me and thats it, i felt her thighs on mine

>>26078990
>successful vegetarian
>body-double
I smell bullshit.

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>>26078990
lol his face kek

>>26079083
Even just feeling her legs around me would be good enough...fuck I'm lonely...

>>26079210
do it, see if it'll make you feel any better and more confident, thats what it did for me. Great stress reliever

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why not just get a fucking hooker? pay a bit extra to cuddle then bone her. no aqkward bonners

people understand getting a hooker. paying someone to cuddle is just embarrassing

>>26079296
>>26078320
There was no awkward boner. I had a boner, but i controlled it, it was never awkward

Think i could find a girl on craigslist to cuddle with? like, for free?

>>26079343
You should have made it awkward.

>>26079296
How do you get a hooker without getting robbed or getting a disease?

>>26079395
>wear a condom
>carry cash

i hear brothels make you scrub your dick first

and then check your dong for penis cheese

grats op, you found something even sadder than prostitution

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>>26078091
#1. Don't shower for months, fucking bathe in your own feces, be as disgusting as humanly possible
#2. Hire snuggler
#3. Laugh as they're forced to snuggle with what smells like decaying deer smothered in wet shit
#4 If they refuse, you sue

>>26078628
There was a documentary about sex toys and dolls and this old man whos wide died bought a high quality sez doll to hug cos he couldnt sleep in an empty bed after all those years.

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HOLY SHIT
GONNA BOOK ME A SNUGGLE BUDDY DESU

>forget I have a nazi flag
>guns loaded all over the room
>knives all over the desk
>would want to get romantically attached
>it's only an hour for $80

>>26078123
Now post the other side

This is like paying to get cucked.

>Girl cuddles with some weebs and makes thousands of dollars
>She goes home to Chad
>"BITCH, HOW MUCH MONEY DID YOU GET FOR HUGGING THOSE RETARDS TODAY? YEAAAAAAHHH! WE MAKIN DAT MONEY! COME ON, TIME FOR SUM FUKK!"
>Meanwhile, you're thinking about your cuddle experience while Chad is pounding the pussy

>>26078091
literally worse than paying for sex, and that's coming from someone who has only fucked prostitutes in his whole life

>>26079785
Where do you find your prostitutes? Is there a website for them or do you have to wander into the ghetto and just talk to girls that look like prostitutes?

>>26079805
I usually go on craigslist but there is also one "massage parlour" with chinks and nigs near my house and I often go there

>>26079343
why am I even reading something like this where did my life go so out of control

>>26079967
Probably because it's interesting

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I would cuddle you guys for free if you don't smell bad

>>26078091
>I payed $80
paid
why does everyone spell this wrong?

Welp. Can I just stop eating and die? Is that how it works? I think I choose to die now.

>>26078261
I'd say the world has gotten a lot worse in the last 15 years. Holy crap, just when you think you've heard the craziest thing ever, another one comes along.

>>26078091
All these women are rancid, are Americans only attractive in movies?

And you wonder why girls act so entitled when theres people like op who PAY for cuddles
Fucking pathetic i wonder how you can look at yourself

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>>26078408
sauce on pic? google reverse gives me dick in return

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>>26078180
I'm in love.
Dat chub

>>26081006
you didn't post your location so no you wouldn't

>>26078091
I think I'd rather kill myself. I mean, sex is one thing and it's already pretty bad to have to pay for it but cuddles? What's next, having to pay for someone to hold your hand?

>>26081950
Found it, knew he reminded me of someone
Shia LaBeouf #AllMyMovies

>>26078091
how well do they keep track of these snugglers?

would they put out a search warrant if she went missing?

>>26082016
There are services like that already.

This is how far we have fallen as a species.

>>26078091
That's really sad anon
original desu

>>26078091
I think its fine senpai. I'm glad you could do something like that, I'd be fucking terrified.
It does seem pretty desperate though.

>>26078091
Link to your smugglers profile. Want to see how cute

>>26082696
Snugglers^ obviously

>>26078091
I KNEW the anon who kept posting that red-hooded anime thing was a lonely autist

>>26078091
I don't have enough self-control to stop at 'snuggle'.

>>26078091
Why not host your own snuggle party? I recall reading a news article about them. A whole room full of people just snuggling together, and no one needs to pay anything. I'll bet that you could get one off the ground in your local area if you put your mind to it, since there's clearly a sufficient market for people to be able to charge significant money for a private snuggle session.

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>alone at home
>doorbell rings
>you go open
>see this guy
>he wants to snuggle
>wat to do?

>>26078180
Just curious, have you kept the weight off or have you gained it back? Please post feet too

>>26082837
he looks like he's ready for some snugglin

>>26082727
lol smugglebuddies