So, about 5 days ago, I ordered a "snuggler" from a website called snugglebuddies. For one hour of snuggling and cuddling with a girl of your choosing, I payed $80, and I fucking enjoyed it. Now, whats your opinion about paying for women to cuddle with you? Would you? Does it seem cringey or desperate to you?
wow that's depressing, get a dog or something
>implying I can find someone to love me back
>implying I know how to love
>Men are now so emotionally damaged and starved of affection that they pay women $80/hr (more than even some skilled tradesmen make per hour) to show them some small amount of fake affection
>This practice is now common enough for entire businesses and websites to be set up around it
Did the world get far worse in the past 15 years, or am I just older?
Why wouldn't you just buy a prostitute to cuddle and have sex with you?
Tbqh senpai, I just don't wanna risk anything, I'd rather get an escort but I don't wanna spend all that money at one time and I don't know where to start to find one. I've been thinking of trying an Asian massage parlor though
If you order a good snuggler, they'll make all the advances on you and make you feel at ease. What state do you live in?
I'm so lonely I would cuddle with anybody right now...
>they'll make all the advances on you and make you feel at ease
Still fake as fuck though
I can't handle being lied to
Would rather have the cold truth than a warm and snuggly deception
Yeah it was. We spooned each other a good bit of the time. She basically wrapped around me, legs and all, and held me tight.
even my qtiest kigu couldn't convince people to spend money on me, plus this would be a really dumb way to wind up murdered
I'm reading their facebook page and it doesn't appear to get a lot of traffic. And I see a few people have had issues with non-payment from clients.
But without love it might as well been a body pillow with an electric blanket.
Love never really crossed my mind, I guess I kinda gave up on it. About to be a 19 yo virgin in community college, I don't really mind paying for cuddles or sex, at least I'll feel something instead of holding onto my pride and feeling nothing at all
>What was she like?
She was extremely nice and extroverted, knew when to make the conversation flow and knew when to stop and just relax and let us just close our eyes and hear each other breathe
>How was it cuddling with a complete stranger?
the first minute, i was a little shy about everything, but she quickly took initiative and wrapped herself around me. after that, I didn't hold back, in a bashful sense
>Did you get aroused?
I did, especially when she wrapped her leg around me, i controlled it though
There's only one Snuggler who is gonna SNUGGLE ME BACK TO HEALTH!
im sure a few of them do, but the girl i ordered had nothing to do with it. Not sure if i should set up another appointment with her because she was a great snuggler and really nice, or get another girl in hopes that she'll be willing to suck a bit of dick
oh yeah, i forgot to mention that they'll usually wear pajamas when they snuggle with you. She wore a grey spaghetti strap showing some of her stomach with pink booty shorts. She got bonus points from me since she was a little taller than me and she's 26 years old
I would absolutely pay $80 for an hour of snuggling with a nice girl.
It would be an interesting thing to experience and although my dakimakura is cool and all its still just a cold floppy pillow. Maybe holding a real live girl that breathes and farts would help me get over some of my anxiety around females.
>Must be accepting of both male and female clients (99% of clients are male)
As if anyone here is in doubt
get a hold of holden
He's gotta be joking about the entire thing, right? right?
why not just get a fucking hooker? pay a bit extra to cuddle then bone her. no aqkward bonners
people understand getting a hooker. paying someone to cuddle is just embarrassing
#1. Don't shower for months, fucking bathe in your own feces, be as disgusting as humanly possible
#2. Hire snuggler
#3. Laugh as they're forced to snuggle with what smells like decaying deer smothered in wet shit
#4 If they refuse, you sue
There was a documentary about sex toys and dolls and this old man whos wide died bought a high quality sez doll to hug cos he couldnt sleep in an empty bed after all those years.
GONNA BOOK ME A SNUGGLE BUDDY DESU
>forget I have a nazi flag
>guns loaded all over the room
>knives all over the desk
>would want to get romantically attached
>it's only an hour for $80
This is like paying to get cucked.
>Girl cuddles with some weebs and makes thousands of dollars
>She goes home to Chad
>"BITCH, HOW MUCH MONEY DID YOU GET FOR HUGGING THOSE RETARDS TODAY? YEAAAAAAHHH! WE MAKIN DAT MONEY! COME ON, TIME FOR SUM FUKK!"
>Meanwhile, you're thinking about your cuddle experience while Chad is pounding the pussy
I would cuddle you guys for free
if you don't smell bad
sauce on pic? google reverse gives me dick in return
Why not host your own snuggle party? I recall reading a news article about them. A whole room full of people just snuggling together, and no one needs to pay anything. I'll bet that you could get one off the ground in your local area if you put your mind to it, since there's clearly a sufficient market for people to be able to charge significant money for a private snuggle session.
>alone at home
>you go open
>see this guy
>he wants to snuggle
>wat to do?