>Your parents had such high hopes for you
>You were supposed to be an astronaut, a doctor, somebody important
>You will never help restore the Holy Roman Empire
>Instead you're a worthless NEET faggot
Where did it all go wrong for (You) anon?
When I was about 12 I stalked a neighbor girl just on the off chance of seeing her naked. This led to me becoming socially isolated and eventually dropping out of school, which led to me becoming a useless neet who watches anime all day.
If I wasn't a creepy autist who went to stupid lengths to get off then my life would be completely different.
Finally a thread where I can bask in the tears of NEETS
thank you op
when I was 14 or so, I guess?
>it doesn't matter that I haven't gotten to know anyone new in like 2 years, I still have my friends from primary school, they're great
>acne? whatever man, it'll go away, I don't need to do anything about it
>I'll get a girlfriend eventually, I don't need to talk to girls yet
>I'm doing so well in school, why would I bother learning how to study properly for exams?
>staring at picture for a good 5 minutes getting stressed out thinking about how embarassing it must have been to accidentally leave the flash on when sneaking a picture of a celebrity
>tune back into the real world and look in the background
god bless sleep deprivation, makes things way funnier
>Holy Roman Empire
Why would I want a fragmented group of German states surrounding a weak monarchy to exist again? LEARN YOUR FUCKING HISTORY YOU GODDAMN SIMP
>develop crush on 8 year old girl
All downhill from there. If I weren't such a coward, I'd have left this world a decade ago.
But my sister is a fat nigger loving whore, so a wagecuck toilet scrubbing retard like me looks pretty good in my family.
This. The Roman Empire is probably what he wanted. HRE was pretty lame after Charlemagne died. Though honestly, the Roman Republic was probably the most glorious of all.