>she doesn't want to get buttfucked
How do you expect to find a boyfriend like this?
>go on date with 8/10 qt from my gym
>halfway through expensive meal it comes out that she isn't into getting buttfucked
>excuse myself to the bathroom, then just leave her stranded at the restaurant
>realize she left my purse in her car
>pocket her cash and toss it out the window
Dumb bitch, this isn't the 17th century.
No butthole, no boyfriend.
>fuck girl up her butt
>feels good for her
>feels good for me
>girl fucks me up the butt
>feels good but permanently ruins the paradigm of power in the relationship
>no capability for her to feel anything except disappointment which will end the relationship
>she won't let you sniff her sweaty asscrack after a long summer day
What the fuck
>she doesn't do anal
>she can't deepthroat
>she won't even swallow
>she won't do a threesome
>she doesn't let him bang teen sluts on the side
>she doesn't stay fit and sexy for him
>AND SHE EXPECTS TO KEEP A MAN
HAHAHAHAHAHA ITS TWO THOUSAND SIXTEEN YOU DUMB ROASTIE
You liberal progressive cunts did this to society, now you have to live in it.
STOP POSTING PURE KOTOURA WHILE SAYING LEWD THINGS YOU. . YOU DOUBLE NIGGER
>shit on dick
>inferior texture to vagina
>only actually tight around sphincter so you just end up rubbing your cockhead in and out of it
>just feels like taking a shit backwards for the girl since they dont have prostates
its a porn meme based on the taboo, if a girl asks you for it first all the mystique drains out and you're left with "this is really gross and I'd rather just put it in her pussy"