When I went on holiday I had no way of looking at porn because no smart phone or WIFI in the hotel. All I had was my 3DS and I remember that it got to point where I was just became way 2horny so I drew shitty hentai on Swapnote and jacked off to it. The art was fucking terrible and I felt so ashamed for it.
I fucking destroyed him.... I destroyed myself more in the process.
Ahh it's just cartoon titties. That's not even hentai anon. I drew this so that you didn't feel alone.
When I was 13 or so, I would take bras and panties out of the dryer in the apartment building we lived in, sneak them into my room, blow massive loads into them, and put them back.
I especially love doing it into the crotch of the panties of this big titted milf with kind of a butterface. She was sexy as fuck though.
Friend I was texting was horny so he went to a public bathroom to masturbate and asked for pictures of my butt and then sent me a picture of his cum covered dick when he finished
I drew this so you don't have to feel lonely now
So that's how you draw boobs...
oh God I'm so lonely.
>So that's how you draw boobs
I don't know how to draw them well because I'm only B cup
I draw 2D porn for a living
Have you let him feed you his cummies yet?
Stole girl's sock from public laundry place. My dick looked huge in that little sock. Hardest orgasm of my life.
he's a bottom bitch sissy but I'm even more so, and he uses me to vent out his frustration from all the kinky shit he does
All of my family got together for summer and went to the beach, I stayed home.
I there wasn't any wifi at the house and I was really horny.
My cousin was visiting, so I beat off into her panties.
I didn't even think before doing it.
Every time I remember that I did it, I want to die.
oh boy, I got a doozy
when I was 14 my dad took away my ipod touch (inb4 underage I'm 18 now) for a reason I don't remember. When I was with him in St. Louis for an AA meeting of his I asked him if I could use his phone to listen to music while I waited in his truck in the parking lot, to do my homework. I found nudes (off the internet probably, I didn't recognize the girls) and whacked off right there in the parking lot.
Another time the same year I was on a canoe trip with about 12 other 14 y/o's, and I had to get med evaced because I was sick as hell. About 5 days later I was on the way back to my group (I wanted to finish the trip) in a bus that was empty except for me and an old man that worked there driving it. I felt a sudden urge to wank and did it right there in the bus in the middle of daylight. Never got caught.
I also fapped in my highschool's bathroom probably 6 or 7 times in my freshman year when I ditched mass on wednesdays.
I also masturbated with my parent's lube a few times, olive oil too. Another time I (attempted) to fuck a watermelon, and then a jar of marshmallow fluff.
I was a horny little pos
>feed the robot an original comment
sunny and too fucking hot
beaners and frat boys, with some rednecks and evangelists there
I've lived here since I was 7, so I think the weather is nice, but people have told me that it gets way too hot. Don't let libfags and Northerners lies get to you, Southerners from Georgia are the nicest most considerate people in the world, as long as you're not dealing with white collar types and niggers in Atlanta. I'm Asian so if I eat out I'm usually going to a Korean or Vietnamese place, and those are generally good and there's quite a lot of them.
Do you go to school in South Carolina by any chance?
When I was young I used to jerk off in my room before school while everyone else ate breakfast or some shit. I would turn on the TV and just go at it. Wouldn't pay attention to what was on.
Anyways one morning after I got a shower I turned the TV on and layer on the ground and started going at it. Was probably 5 minutes into when my mom's boyfriend burst into the room and saw me sprawled out on the floor in front the TV jerking off to what appeared to him to be Arthur (that's what was on the TV)
Fuck everytime I think of it I die a little inside.
When I was 15 I crushed up my mom's Lunesta and put it in her nightly beer and when she was knocked out I snuck in and felt her up and dressed her up in panty hose and stockings and hot dogged her big ass and came all over her face. I couldn't make myself have penetrative sex with her.
Her ass is the best I've seen, so round and bouncy but firm. Pic related, best I got on my phone atm
I've grown up in a super small city so that sounds fun, but that makes me pretty nervous since I don't have much experience dealing with assholes outside of 4chan.
Thanks a lot though and I hope you like living in Georgia as much as I hope I will in the future.
The main one I remember is, when I was 17, going on vacation with my mom, my brother, my mom's friend, and her young daughter. I was left alone at the place we were staying because I wasn't feeling well. I went into the bathroom and jerked off with a pair of the girl's panties. Still the best orgasm I've ever had, almost ten years later.
No. It's the reason I don't see my mom anymore. I pushed my luck one night and she woke up and beat my ass. I was lucky she didn't press charges or anything else besides never wanting to see me again.
I had the urge to masturbate in my mom's car when I was around 11 I think. It came from nowhere. I was just playing with this beyblade thing except it turned into a knight, and all of a sudden I get a boner. My mom was in the store so I finished as quickly as I could.
>No computer of my own
>Use my moms work computer to have a massive fap session one night when she went out somewhere
>/d/, some /h/ ,Funtanari and shemales allllllllllllllll nniiiiiiiighhht
>Deleted history and any trace
>Go clean up and cosy right into bed watching Adult Swim. Most likely another Death Note rerun but that was fine by me.
>Next day mom gets contacted by her work
>Apparently 4chan is flagged as a paedophile website and they monitor everything on the computer
>Mom nearly loses job
>We sit down and she has me talk to her about my homosexual tendencies and that i might be a paedophile
>mfw tears of rage when having this talk with her and eventually telling her I want to suck a penis but I am not attracted to men but only little girls with big penises
The whole event blew over but fuck me she has an ability to make me confess shit I never want to confess
I spanked it during science class on several occasions in high school. I sat in the way back corner of the room on these lab tables and the view underneath the table was obscured so you couldn't see the occupants legs. I drew this handy visual aid to help you understand how this daring feat was possible.
I regret it immensely.
I work there, but I live in the suburbs.
I just googled worst korea and found this
Some website for freeaboos that want to know more about Western memes. Kind of cute actually.
I am the same OP my friend.
I was the same kid who spent all of highschool in a flood drain pipe.
I tried drawing big boobs squishing on a table or something the other day
Either that or you should've gotten her into sexual situations where she wouldn't think anything of it like how to properly pleasure a woman during sex cause of your girlfriend or some shit. Or maybe you could've slowly forced her to develop an ss fetish so that she would want to fuck you.
Top fucking kek my friend
The conversation was not that straight and forward but it more or less has me admit what I was looking at and why I was looking at it.
Then I had to justify why I was attracted to it and pretty much tell her I am not into little girls, just the penises on them more or less.
I'd like to give you some background on my situation at the stage of life for me.
>Moved to America at age 14
>Did not fit in due to social issues
>Ended up skipping school every single day
>Due to this I become very fucked up socially and did not even know what is acceptable to talk about and how to even talk normally.
>My mom works 24/7 and I did not speak to anyone all day. I would just sit in a storm drain then walk home
>my only social contact was 4chan and world of warcraft
Does this clear up why I was so autistic end said the things i did?
MY FUCKING GOD
>Freshmen Year in High School
>Girl sitting next to me takes off her UGG boots so she can put her feet up
>Think it'd be funny if I wear them
>Ask if I can
>She doesnt care
>Put them on and stand up
I'm not sure what it was but the tight pants and the cute boots made me hard instantly and quickly sit down again before anyone realized I just turned myself on
I still look back and wonder what it meant
>not asking to lick her feet
pretty pleb tier to bee really honest family
she was probably expecting you to do something if shes taking off her shoes right next to you
too bad you're an autist
>she was probably expecting you to do something if shes taking off her shoes right next to you
woah, you're definitely retarded, i don't even understand how someone could be so wrong about women in general based on that assertive. have you ever kissed a girl, anon?
>screencapping this post for future cringe threads
I drew this once, never fapped to it though.
it was my intention to make it look anime and weeb as shit
>>have you ever kissed a girl, anon?
>thinking that I've fallen for the 3d meme
sometimes I will pick out a random voice synthetizer online and make it talk dirty very graphically while I beat off
other times under the shower, I improvise "porn songs", usually gay, and fap while singing and getting off to my song
even I find it ridiculous but it's a spur of the moment thing
>went to a festival with my gf and her high test butterface friend
>me and gf got incredibly drunk, her friend was sober
>gf passed out in the tent
>layed down with her friend
>said I was cold and started cuddling her
>her bubble butt was pressed up against my crotch and I was hard as a rock
>ended up groping her tits and grinding my cock up against her ass
>woke up in the morning really horny and started fucking my gf
>as soon as I came, gfs friend woke up really pissed off and stormed out of the tent
I ended up hurting both of their feelings just because I was such a horny bastard. To this day I still wish I had fucked her friend, I know it's a sin but I missed out on fucking a girl who had a 10/10 body.
>get boyfriend off by drawing him hentai and sending it to him
I use to listen Isabella Valentine erotic hypnosis mp3s while performing autofellatio.
There was one in particular about sucking cock through a gloryhole which I would listen to a lot while I fantasized her and the other woman in the audio where next to me, encouraging me as I sucked my own dick.
I've spent so much time being insulted and harassed by people that positive affirmation feels incredibly strange and taboo so I get off a lot harder when it's there.
I shaved my legs recently despite not being gay or a tranny.
Am I cute?
When I was 12 and was at my grandma's we had her friend coming over, she brought a 5-year-old girl who was retarded. She couldn't even speak. I took advantage of it and made her suck my penis, just a little bit. Still remember it now.
Similar situation but I was in a cabin up north and we had decent wifi. Being away from a computer can be a pain when all you brought with you is a 3DS, so 4chan's pretty difficult to browse and most sites don't even load. So I did what most people who don't know where to look for porn do: search google images. And then I fapped like a madman And now a couple weeks ago, I looked around for the SD card I had on that trip during a blackout because I really needed to fap, and good god the shit I had saved on there. Literal Cuck porn and vanilla Hentai for about 2 whole Gigs. It was too cold to fap by the time I'd found the card anyway, so I'm looking at this as a sober individual and not a horny bastard, and I'm just asking why I would do this.
You people are retarded.
I was in the exact same situation and I just used Literotica and asstr.
Do yourself a favour and look for Kristen's archive on asstr if you want a top-notch repository of .txt pornography.
That site got me through plenty of hard times as a young lad with a terrible internet connection.
There's even plenty of beast and loli there. I still use it to this day when I'm in the mood for a couple of hours of edging.
My girlfriend's going up to her parents tomorrow for lunch and to spend time with her parents.
Instead of going with her and socialising, I'm going to stay in our apartment playing videogames and sucking my own dick.
Not both at the same time but it'll be a fun time nonetheless.
I regret nothing.
>be me as a kid
>watch a little porn
>it goes down
>doesn't happen again for a day or two
Oh, libidofags. Must suck having to empty your balls every time you get a boner.
Holy shit I just remembered one
>in late middle or early high school (don't remember)
>browsing /b/ on my mom's computer (inb4 underageb&, I'm 18 now
>on a rekt thread
>find a pic of apparently dead little girl
>probably fake in retrospect, she was just naked with a bit of blood on her, probably some sort of art piece
>save it and e-mail it to myself to get it on my own PC
>forget to delete it
>mom finds it later, freaked out
>confronts me about it, asks me where I got it
>won't let up, forced to try to explain /b/ to her
It blew over eventually, I guess she forgot about it (or chose to forget.)
I'm just glad my family never found my
Once they came close when my brother got his old laptop working. I had got it working before and was using it to get stuff from TOR. At some point it stopped turning on and I assumed it was gone for good. Later, when he came home from college, he managed to turn it on and noticed I made my own account. He changed it's password to get in (macs have basically no security unless you know what to do) but before he logged on I grabbed it and smashed the screen. They didn't realize they could plug it in to a monitor, and I wasn't about to tell them.
I'm sure they suspected I had something on there, but I doubt the truth ever crossed their mind. After they forgot about that I found the laptop in his room and quietly threw it away.
Now i'm wise enough to encrypt that shit, anyone who looks will only find a mysterious 30gb file, and if they use my usual password, they'll only find half a gig worth of legal loli porn.
>9 years old
>wake in the middle of the night
>have to piss
>remember sister is a bedwetter
>head to her room
>piss on her
>head to bed
The next morning I made fun of her because she "wet the bed again". No regrets.