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My ideal partner is basically an attractive female version of me.

Is this narcissism?
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Same t b q h f a m

It's just unresolved Oedipal complex
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>>26070083
>My ideal partner is basically an attractive female version of me.
Same, but I'd be alright with her being less attractive than I am, too. I want it more than anything.
>Is this narcissism?
No idea.
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I would be a total qt if I had beem born as a girl
I'm not gay but having long hair seems fun as fuck
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I wish I was like this I think. I hate myself, and my crush is outgoing, talented, and funny while I am neither. Our interests don't align, so it makes it hard.

If there was a female version of me, I probably wouldn't want to be around her I'm sorry to say.
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>>26070083
Short story, yes.
Long story...................................................................................................................................................yes.
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>>26070207
>If there was a female version of me, I probably wouldn't want to be around her I'm sorry to say.
Why the fuck not? I don't get how one could not be perfect for oneself.
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>>26070207
Lots of unresolved faggotry you have going there.
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>>26070083
It's certainly a narcissistic trait, but I feel the same
Shit, I've walked past myself in the mirror and become aroused
Although I am very feminine looking
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>>26070083
The female version of the average robot is a Tumblrite. And yes to answer your question.
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>>26070083

me too but I wouldnt mind if she was unattractive since I know the female version of me would still have zero hygene
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I'm a hard ass, so I'll probably hate me, and end up cheating with some one nicer who doesn't hit me, buys me things, takrs me out and cuddles.
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My ideal partner is a woman who isn't morbidly obese and has no crippling disabilities
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>fembots
>real

sicc b8 thread desu
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>>26070083

Once I met a girl that was my female version. We kissed once and then she never answered my texts. Cried a few times and then I realized that if I were a girl, I would not date a guy like me. So I started trying to improve myself.
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>>26070685
>tfw my oneitis is actually a Tumblrette

well shit, you might be on to something
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Tfw ideal partner is someone very girly I can live my desires for/Liking of typically female things so I can still go about masculine things and styles I like at the same time
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>>26070083
Wait so you as a woman with a femanine penis or a vagina?
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>>26070083
>not wanting to be an attractive female version of yourself in a loving and committed relationship with the male version of yourself

up your game
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>>26071485
With a vagina.

Someone who has the same personality and interests, and even has the same eye and hair color and the same tragic backstory that we can bond over.
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>>26070340
sup leddit
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>tfw I found the qt female version of me
>tfw she's not interested in me at all
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>>26070083
>met a female version of me, anime nerd, shy with no friends. sarcastic
>had my first kiss with her
>she saw he first dick, and I saw my first vagina
>gave first orals
>liked her but wasn't in love
It's not that great.
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I'm willing to settle for the female version of me, her looks do not matter.

Of course love-hating myself reflects differently on women but oh well...at least in a relationship I wouldn't hate that I do not have any human contact, she is enough.
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>tfw share similar world views and have the same humor
>not attracted to her at all
Piercings ruin literally everything.
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I've gone on dates with about 10 girls, the longest relationship lasted about 2 months. None of them stuck. My friends say I'm just looking for the female version of me, so don't feel bad. You're not alone
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Naw, but is is pathetic. Just kidding. But not really.

Are there really no traits you don't have that you find attractive? I mean it's good to have similar values and interests, but personally I like people that complement me rather than mirror me.
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>>26072690
this desu senpai. When you date someone exactly like you, you figure out fairly quickly that you're not as charming as you think.
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I think it's really cute when couples are mistaken for siblings.
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>>26073304
It's way cuter when siblings are mistaken for couples and they roll with it.
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>>26070771
Can someone explain this picture.

Got a few keks out of me from it.
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>tfw you know a female version of yourself would be a prissy popular girl who Chads fight over
>since you're a male your life is suffering
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>>26073469
This happens to me more than it should.
>25
>sister is 15
>take her to the mall sometimes
>always get mistaken for a couple at least once
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>>26073829
Do you hold hands and smooch her?
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>>26073844
We used to hold hands when she was younger, but then she hit puberty. Nobody mistook her for my girlfriend back then, at least.
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>>26070083
No not really, everybodys partner is a better version of themselves but we forgive and understand flaws due to the sex drive if it was narccism you would just be gay and fuck guys that remind you of a better version of yourself or younger, etc
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>>26070083
Ok, where do you meet the female version of yourself ? I would be surprised that she actually exist in this timeline.
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>>26073894
>everybody's partner is a better version of themselves
Are you a woman? I'm always indisputably better than the girls I date.
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>>26070083
I've already been there, OP

It's really good but remember she'll have your defects as well. I'm a manipulative backstabbing piece of shit and by the end it was just a long chain of [I know you're fucking me over but I'll pretend I don't know while I fuck you over even worse]

It was an assload of lies but at least we were clear enough that we were strictly fuckbuddies and nothing more.

>tfw we both got nervous and talked in the strangest ways to avoid saying "I love you" or any indication of actual appreciation and concern

Good times.
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