I want to turn to stone in a elysian meadow somewhere.
I want to find my ex jogging in woods while having crowbar with me.
Waiting for her to pass me hiding behind tree, than smack her over head with crowbar then taking her unconcious body putting it in car and driving to my secret location where nobody can find us.
Then I would tie her to chair and bad and proceed to tourture and fuck her for revenge of cucking me with other guy.
Would also record and after 5 years sell tapes, with my indentity being blurred
I want nothing
I want nothing
I want nothing
She's getting pumped dawg. You don't want to know it, but you know it.
A big jiggly girl butt attached to a fun girl who has the attitude of "oh, you and your love of butts" about how much I love her butt
Just one girl to let me touch her butt, please Jesus Christ deliver this to me and I'll find the guys who crucified you and fuck them up, come on man
Go ahead and touch the computer monitor. Not "exactly" what you need but you can still thank me.
There's a lot to live for. How about aesthetics?
Thanks mane. I have been thinking about it the past few weeks and it is driving me crazy. Also that we are essentially the universe (it's constituent parts, like atoms etc) perceiving itself.
I have never smoked weed.
I just want something moist. Why is life so unfair?
Go to the derma- oh who am I kidding. Go grab some bait from the store, extract the earth (make sure not to hurt the wormies) and mix with whatever, some fuel maybe. Slather it over your face like a creampie and just dream. Dream of a better day with better skin. Don't like that shit on fire though.
Hit me up on skype M2udhde. I'm trying to adopt a fattie to help get joocy
I just want people to talk to me. I know I'm not a real robot, because I can't stand silence, but I don't know how to approach Normies since they don't care about anything. The only way I make friends is if people talk to me first.
at this very moment i want to be accepted to my college. of course thats not my be all end all goal which is much much greater but at that very moment thats what i want.
also i want my family to stop finding my piss jugs. but i should probably hide them better.
why am I such a bad guy for just wanting a gf
why do I get such nasty comments when I say having a gf would improve my life tremendously
why do people who have never had a problem with women tell me I have to learn to love myself and be confident first before I get a gf when in reality they probably never 'loved' themselves fully or extremely confident but were still able to get a gf cause of their looks/status. its like job experience, we can't give you the job because you have no experience but you're never going to get experience unless you have experience.
its just all such fucking bullshit
I'm not even picky, all I want is a gf who is normal, not fat, and isn't trying to date up every time someone better comes along
what the fuck
You have to relax really hard beforehand (don't listen to heavy metal or drink coffee). Then lie in your bed and accept that you won't be sleeping for a while due to irregular schedule. It takes a few days to adjust, be patient.
some friends, maybe a girlfriend. ive never experienced love and affection
i was thinking of doing something like night security but it requires a highschool diploma, job experience, and a security license.
sometimes they ask for "really good social skills" as well, im fucked.
at this very moment I want my mom to call me and ask about getting dinner, she said she would a few days ago and I've been looking forward to it but I think she forget. What a bitch
I dont know.
certainly something but I have no idea what...
Go to a bingo event, punch an old lady in the tits and grab her winning tickets. Genius or what?
To hold her.
To not feel like I'm some non human that no one would love.
Mommy didn't make dindin for your tummy?
>a job that won't mentally or physically kill me everyday
I can't be on the phone with mentally ill people 5 hours a day and I can't merchandise product 12-14 hours a day.
Where is there a full time (no forced overtime) $12-13 an hour job that won't have talking a shit load or getting cuts, bruises, and slave hours?
TO LEARN TO DANCE
I WANT TO DANCE
WHERE'S MY KILLER MOVES
A girl that cares and that I care about
That's about it really
This qt I met on POF half a year ago. He's very Christian (I'll deal) and a handsome guy, but out of nowhere he just stopped talking to me without hanging out. I haven't messaged him since, but I looked him up and he's still on there often.
Should I message him? He'll probably ignore it, but it's been ages and no other guy online can compare to him.
>to instantly be able to write jazzy piano songs
>a qt bf who does the same
>we have an open-air house in a woodsy area
>we play at swanky clubs/parties a lot and do a lot of drugs
>achieve some noteriety but not way too much
>we have close friends but most importantly we have each other
>kill ourselves after we write the perfect song together
I could really go for a good burger right about now or maybe some chicken wings.
Srs though. I want to get the fuck out of the cold. I want to move west to like LA/SF to where it is always in like the 60-70ish range year round. I hate dealing with snow and the salt fucking up my car.
I want to have perfect bone structure. To be extremely beautiful. I want an aesthetic lifestyle. Sometimes I lose my lust for it. It seems dumb and pointless at times but I love it.
I want a lamp and some shrimp for my algae jar
some rain would be nice too
To be confident enough. Then I'll get in shape and ask out my dream girl.
This girl who I've been friends with for a long time who is a 9/10 kissless virgin. She's one of the coolest person I've ever met yet has somehow never been in a relationship.. when asked she just said she's never been "inspired to". I seriously think I'm in love with her and she's all I ever think about. I know she doesn't feel that way about me.. How do I stop being so in love with her robots?
my EU passport so I can sit on a lake in a rowboat
it wont come true
if you can trace your lineage back to Ireland for 2 generatioins they'll grant you citizenship. If your not Irish that does you no good of course, but a lot of people claim they are.
her Fuck you, 4LS. If it wasn't for you I would never have had to feel this feel.
I'm not Irish
I've got ALL the papers needed, except one single one type which nobody can find
it's 100% frustrating knowing that's the only obstacle
something so simple, yet it's holding back my life forever
For her to love me again and for us to be perfectly in love together again. Talking about our children and growing old together again.
I miss her so fucking much
I want good internet so I can play my favorite vidya game
I want a bolt-action rifle and a bunch of krauts lined up on the horizon.
to disappear... everything I've done and any memory of me or my actions to vanish
i wish that the accident that resulted in me existing would had never happened
money so I can leave and never have to work
mostly because of the social aspects, I have no problem doing work, but when you throw in other people things get autistic
I want a nice house just inbetween the city and the forest
that way I can still be a lazy fuck but also have my own space
I want glory. I want to start my life over. To fix my mistakes. I want to be something. I want to fight for a noble cause. I want to die fighting. I want to be REMEMBERED. I want to have peace in eternal paradise. I. WANT. IT. ALL!!!
>i'm glad you wouldn't wish for anything material like a gf or money anon, you're the only person in the thread who actually put their wish to good use.
Bull fucking shit.
Humans are animals - It makes perfect sense for them to want sex and money.
I want someone, at least someone,to actually listen to what I'm saying for once, I want it so my words won't fall on deaf ears, I want to feel like I'm actually there, I want people to treat me like I'm human, I want to not be ignored, I want to be a part of everything, not just dust in the fucking wind, I want to feel like SOMEONE.
Some cash. I've accepted that I'm a greedy jackass, and as long as something's coming in the mail, I'm okay with that.
A girl friend who would let me be the little spoon.
immortality and shit like that is way too dangerous to wish for so im going with "being CEO of a real life Aperture Science which stops world hunger and cures cancer"
id be the richest and most respected man in the world. Also my company could develop weapons to make me the most powerful too
that way i could achieve world peace
Sucked off to completion by this girl.
Fucking my gf.
Getting an easy 10h/week job.
Revenge on those who wronged
Tons of money to live comfortably
To be 4 inches taller
To have a dick 2 inches longer
Power and prestige
To be respected by my male peers
Women who are loyal and love me
And knowledge about everything, mental and technical skills(building things or solving complex equations)
I think this embodies everything a man could want
The sole reason for your being, is the same one as that for the universe. You both EXIST and therefore are one and the same. Nothing that the universe contains can possibly be different from eachother, no matter how much it might seem. Everything that exist is just two sides of the same coin.
If you where something else from the universe, well then tell me, where did you truly come from, and where will you really end up. The universe is what has allways been and allways will be. Our life is but a big fucking roleplay of the universe, nothing more. Because just being for eternity would be a big goddamn bore.
Don't take life so seriously, and try to see the beauty of existence in every little thing, and you will live in paradise.
fuck im so making tea now. come join me anon. ive got earl gray and a microwave we could be livin the dream.
HOLY SHIT LOOK AT MY CAPTCHA!!! It was meant to be
i started having anxiety issues in highschool so my doc prescribed me antidepressants . those made me constantly sleepy and lethargic so i was prescribed vyvanse/adderrall in college. stimulants have ruined me. i lost an amazing girl, my college education, and my will to really live life. i am lost
I want the last 20 years of my life back. I'd even settle for not being able to do anything different, just reliving them. As hellish as they were at some points, I'm scared at how fast life is turning into death.