What do you want at this very moment?

A fucking job where I don't have to interact with fucking people.

To be happy for one fucking moment at least.

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I want to turn to stone in a elysian meadow somewhere.

Peace of mind. Original enough?

I want to find my ex jogging in woods while having crowbar with me.
Waiting for her to pass me hiding behind tree, than smack her over head with crowbar then taking her unconcious body putting it in car and driving to my secret location where nobody can find us.
Then I would tie her to chair and bad and proceed to tourture and fuck her for revenge of cucking me with other guy.
Would also record and after 5 years sell tapes, with my indentity being blurred

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Nothing
I want nothing
I want nothing
I want nothing

>>26065269
what would you need to have peace of mind?

to be well rested
I'm just so fucking tired all the time. feels like a slow death

>>26065324
drink beets juice mixed with activated almonds

>>26065169
Tendies desu famiglia

>>26065169
I want to be with my gf (1600km away), good ia that in 1 month i'll see her again for some days

tea. earl gray. hot.

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>>26065393
She's getting pumped dawg. You don't want to know it, but you know it.

Some succ.

To get accepted into Columbia university

A naked qtp2t cuddling with me, duh

A big jiggly girl butt attached to a fun girl who has the attitude of "oh, you and your love of butts" about how much I love her butt

Just one girl to let me touch her butt, please Jesus Christ deliver this to me and I'll find the guys who crucified you and fuck them up, come on man

>>26065169
I want everyone to feel valued and worthwhile

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At this point I just want death

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>>26065585
Go ahead and touch the computer monitor. Not "exactly" what you need but you can still thank me.

The ability to create music like Karl-Heinz Stockhausen. Nothing would make me happier.

>>26065169
a new pc comentario original

I would like to not be so fucking alone. It's been five years since I had a friend, I don't have a single family member that cares at all for me.

>>26065643
It just feels like sadness

I am forever surrounded by a slightly radiant plastisteel shell of buttless sadness and I want to pull my own face off

a bunny and a norwegian desu

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The power to break the clothes of girls

Know the reason why anything exists, rather than nothing. How the universe (or the state before) came to be.

>>26065764
Why do you need to know this? Just eat your tendies and shut up.

>>26065689
I can be your friend. What's your astrological sign?

>>26065764
i'm glad you wouldn't wish for anything material like a gf or money anon, you're the only person in the thread who actually put their wish to good use.

Cease of biological activities.

>>26065825
Idk m8

>>26065890
>m8
I'm not your fucking m8, jackass. OK then what's your spirit animal?

>>26065169
For all of existence to be permanently erased. Not just my own existence, but that of everything.

>>26065939
Debbie Downer detected. Why are you so sad? Cheer up.

>>26066047
Life is a zero-sum game that doesn't need to exist. Read Schopenhauer and Zapffe.

The willpower to do the things I want to do.
They aren't even difficult things, but damn my lethargy just holds me back.

>>26066169
No, you read Schopenhaur and Zapfe.

>>26066183
If you don't want to know then don't ask.

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>>26065183
this
T.B.H
B
H

>>26066214
But I do? Please tell me, just not Schopenhaf and Zspahe.

>>26065169
a reason to live or dier

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>>26066282
There's a lot to live for. How about aesthetics?

a joint.

>>26065868
Thanks mane. I have been thinking about it the past few weeks and it is driving me crazy. Also that we are essentially the universe (it's constituent parts, like atoms etc) perceiving itself.

I have never smoked weed.

>>26066320
I think he means an actual reason not a LEL U CAN MAKE UP UR OWN REASONZ. They feel shallow and unfulfilling.

>>26066395
There is no option other than making up your own reasons. Unless you believe in religion.

>>26065169
>>26065201
I want to turn into her blanket

>>26065169
To leave this state. To live alone. To go walk in the woods. Someplace without snow.

I want my face to be clear, without any acne or acne scars. Only that.

>>26065169
I want to be able to concentrate on studying. I have wanted that for the past year and a half. I can only dream...

>>26065169
to stop existing

>>26066320
fitness seems to be one thing helping desu
workout daily because im bored and empty
but its just a filler

I want to be with the girl i like..

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I just want something moist. Why is life so unfair?

>>26066456
Make a fort in your room, put some leafs and twigs and make a camp fire. It will feel so real, almost like being in a forest.

I just want to be a hot buff guy who makes everyone uncomfortable due to my willingness to lose garments of clothing.

>>26065169
I want my dad to get his shit together so if he dies tragically he doesn't bankrupt me.

>>26066473
Go to the derma- oh who am I kidding. Go grab some bait from the store, extract the earth (make sure not to hurt the wormies) and mix with whatever, some fuel maybe. Slather it over your face like a creampie and just dream. Dream of a better day with better skin. Don't like that shit on fire though.

To have one night of sleep without having a nightmares that wake me up damn near every hour of the night so I only end up with 2-4 hours of sleep....

>>26066511
Buy her diamond earrings. Don't worry, you can find some fake ones too. Maybe ask someone for the money and then pay him/her back? I recommend you do it as soon as possible.

>>26066569
You're an idea guy, I can tell.

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>>26066586
Hit me up on skype M2udhde. I'm trying to adopt a fattie to help get joocy

>>26066670
I don't think she likes diamond rings she not the kind of girl that likes that.

>>26065169
I just want to die a painless, quick death. There is point for my existence, because I ve already fucked everything up.

>>26066725
what exactly would you do tho. Probably the biggest problem I have with getting
>/FIT/
Is a regular sleep schedule.

>>26066748
Then buy her a really awesome bead or hemp necklace or something
>Gifts my friend, gifts
>Bonus points if you make it yourself

>>26066748
>thinking any kind of woman wouldn't like diamonds

I just want people to talk to me. I know I'm not a real robot, because I can't stand silence, but I don't know how to approach Normies since they don't care about anything. The only way I make friends is if people talk to me first.

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at this very moment i want to be accepted to my college. of course thats not my be all end all goal which is much much greater but at that very moment thats what i want.

also i want my family to stop finding my piss jugs. but i should probably hide them better.

why am I such a bad guy for just wanting a gf

why do I get such nasty comments when I say having a gf would improve my life tremendously

why do people who have never had a problem with women tell me I have to learn to love myself and be confident first before I get a gf when in reality they probably never 'loved' themselves fully or extremely confident but were still able to get a gf cause of their looks/status. its like job experience, we can't give you the job because you have no experience but you're never going to get experience unless you have experience.

its just all such fucking bullshit

I'm not even picky, all I want is a gf who is normal, not fat, and isn't trying to date up every time someone better comes along

what the fuck

>>26066778
I should think of something she likes, because i'm not capable of making my own

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>>26066763
You have to relax really hard beforehand (don't listen to heavy metal or drink coffee). Then lie in your bed and accept that you won't be sleeping for a while due to irregular schedule. It takes a few days to adjust, be patient.

>>26066785
Not every girls is a normie who likes diamonds/expensive stuff

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To find out who this dude is baka

>>26065169
i would like to fuck my mom and maybe yours as well OP

>>26066912
That's why you don't have a girlfriend anon. Literally no girl is that different from any other.

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some friends, maybe a girlfriend. ive never experienced love and affection

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to slip into a coma

>>26065183
this

i was thinking of doing something like night security but it requires a highschool diploma, job experience, and a security license.

sometimes they ask for "really good social skills" as well, im fucked.

For my friends to show up, 2 of us are waiting right now and the other 2 said they'd show up today

>>26066931
I disagree there are a few girls who are different but they are just hard to find.

>>26065324

Drink cow fetus amniotic fluid

>>26066893
Print out a piece of paper. write some sappy shit on it. Glue a flower you find outside somewhere to it. Literally she will melt.

I want to be able to lucid dream

>>26065169
to win

>>26066836
Hello. I am talking to you. Who are you? You have name?

>>26066837
Piss in sealable plastic pouches and hide them under the bed. You can even sleep with them as they will keep you warm and comfy.

>>26067049
That's like the most normie thing you could do so no..

easy money, not necessarily a lot either.
i can handle the rest after that.

>>26067131
Yeah, that's why it works famalam.
If it doesn't work then she doesn't like you anyway.
Orrr you could spend a bunch of money on some jewelry and she'll reject you anyway

>>26066855
I can hook you up with someone. Are you a neat dude, or very nasty or average, not nice, pernicious, loud? I need something to tell her.

A comfy job with good pay, job security, little to no human interaction, revolving around something I enjoy.

>>26066921
Is that the guy from the thingamajig? You know, the whathisface from that or the other. He was the best I think.

>>26066991
Call those pieces of shit and ask where they are. If they are true friends they will tell the truth.

>>26067159
I think she like me anywhy without doing that

>>26065169
To finally be content with myself and my life.

>>26067345
Practice zen meditation.

Her to realize her boyfriend is a piece of shit, and to find someone better.

>>26065169
a stable long term relationship with a girl who has similar musical taste

a cheeseburger

>>26065169

A woman like vic in pusher 1

>>26067074
Fake it till you make it. All your dreams will come true.

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at this very moment I want my mom to call me and ask about getting dinner, she said she would a few days ago and I've been looking forward to it but I think she forget. What a bitch

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I dont know.
certainly something but I have no idea what...

peaceful death in my sleep

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>>26067156
Go to a bingo event, punch an old lady in the tits and grab her winning tickets. Genius or what?

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A kiss.

To hold her.

To not feel like I'm some non human that no one would love.

>>26065282
has baneposting gone too far?

right now I want to know Spanish

A nice pair of underwear

>>26067333
oh my....
wow...JUST
wow...
good luck man...jesus you are dense

>>26067366
>I wish the girl I'm orbiting would stop liking fun so I stand out as an option

>>26067366
Diamond earrings. That's alls I'm saying.

Laura to reply to me on normiebook chat. She won't tho.

I wouldn't even feel anything about it if I hadn't read up to when she started convos with me. That was a mistake.

>>26065169
To stop wasting so much time on 4chan.

Just for her to txt me, because I'm sure as hell not txting her.

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>>26067422
Mommy didn't make dindin for your tummy?

Just sleep and never wake up. Just that.

>>26067478
Nice pepe. Don't mind if I steal...

For the normies to fucking leave /r9k/

>>26065169
>a job that won't mentally or physically kill me everyday

I can't be on the phone with mentally ill people 5 hours a day and I can't merchandise product 12-14 hours a day.

Where is there a full time (no forced overtime) $12-13 an hour job that won't have talking a shit load or getting cuts, bruises, and slave hours?

>>26067810
Leaflet maker or space food quality checker. Two days in and you'll love it.

To turn Europe back to 1500

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TO LEARN TO DANCE
I WANT TO DANCE
WHERE'S MY KILLER MOVES

Death

Only a petulant sense of defiance keeps me hanging on

i want the broncos to win the superb owl

To become omnipotent.

If I can't have it then a job where I don't have to interact with customers would be just as fine.

>>26067032
Made me laugh senpai thanks.

Personally I want to die.

A blow job and four fat lines of coke

To sleep, which I will do shortly after I take a piss.

To live in a society where being asocial doesn't completely fuck you over.

A motorcycle

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People to stop using outdated normue memes

to stop questioning every single aspect of my life everytime I do or think about doing something

>>26065169
Death , sex , food , my friends to get a long. forgiveness and money

>>26069092
why did you post this?

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A girl that cares and that I care about
Another beer
That's about it really

>>26069092
Why didn't you add punctuation to your sentence?

honestly just a fat pound of grass right now.

gf
having no responsibilities whatsoever (to my family, friends, others, gov't, etc) basically being able to be neet for my whole life without anyone caring

I want to cum inside Jordyn Jones.

I just want someone to love me and someone that I can care for to give my life purpose.

I wanna get laid.
Or weed. Or food.

Her.

All I want is her.

>>26069847
This, but I never will because she's a whore and will most likely cheat on me and cuck me sooner or later

To at least get called to a job interview.

>>26065169
Nudes of my oneitis. I have reason t believe she and Chad filmed themselves fucking so I scour porn sites for hours searching

A pottery wheel and an oven to bake clay in. I think it'd be relaxing to make pottery/dishes/etc.

>>26065169
My own house.

>must be the comfiest feel

>>26065169
Peace
Assurance
Freedom
To not be here

>>26065169
I wanted a relationship before.
Then I realized women loyalty cannot be trusted.


Oh well.

nothing I guess

lisa ;9

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>>26065169
This qt I met on POF half a year ago. He's very Christian (I'll deal) and a handsome guy, but out of nowhere he just stopped talking to me without hanging out. I haven't messaged him since, but I looked him up and he's still on there often.

Should I message him? He'll probably ignore it, but it's been ages and no other guy online can compare to him.

A qt loyal gf and a life goal

>>26065169
I want it to end
I don't want this to continue
I'm terrified that there's an afterlife that's exactly the same as this life

the sweet release of death, into a beautiful afterlife

>>26065169
Her
original comment123

>>26065169
to die painfully that wont cause my family any grief

three dollars and fifty cents

>>26065169
A computer that can run any and every game at max for the next 5 years

I'm poor

>>26065169

A painless death that occurs in this very moment.

useful skills
good sleep schedule
gf kinda but it wasn't on my mind today
a job and not being in uni really

>to instantly be able to write jazzy piano songs
>a qt bf who does the same
>we have an open-air house in a woodsy area
>we play at swanky clubs/parties a lot and do a lot of drugs
>achieve some noteriety but not way too much
>we have close friends but most importantly we have each other
>kill ourselves after we write the perfect song together

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>>26068546
You, I like you

Esto es original

money to pay off my debt
no job though
fuck

>>26065169
Confidence, to be Chad, and a gf.

to be normal

to hear what your life is like now and whether you ever wrote a book and whether you ever told me your real name

not likely

I could really go for a good burger right about now or maybe some chicken wings.

Srs though. I want to get the fuck out of the cold. I want to move west to like LA/SF to where it is always in like the 60-70ish range year round. I hate dealing with snow and the salt fucking up my car.

A 10/10 Stacey to blow me, swallow my load, then clean up and leave so I can go to bed feeling good

a comfy house in the woods, marijuana, a qt gf and all the intruments and recording devices known to man.

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I want to have perfect bone structure. To be extremely beautiful. I want an aesthetic lifestyle. Sometimes I lose my lust for it. It seems dumb and pointless at times but I love it.

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I want a lamp and some shrimp for my algae jar

some rain would be nice too

My grandpa to be alive for 5 more minutes so i can give him a hug

>>26073080
I like these feels. Good post anon.

for my gf to stop being such a faggot

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To be confident enough. Then I'll get in shape and ask out my dream girl.

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>>26072737
yes yes yes yes yes please

This girl who I've been friends with for a long time who is a 9/10 kissless virgin. She's one of the coolest person I've ever met yet has somehow never been in a relationship.. when asked she just said she's never been "inspired to". I seriously think I'm in love with her and she's all I ever think about. I know she doesn't feel that way about me.. How do I stop being so in love with her robots?

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my EU passport so I can sit on a lake in a rowboat
it wont come true

>>26065169
To have an invincible mantis and wreck everyone's shit. Probably revisit my old highschool with it.

>>26073904
if you can trace your lineage back to Ireland for 2 generatioins they'll grant you citizenship. If your not Irish that does you no good of course, but a lot of people claim they are.

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to disappear

A sexy boy to hold me and a few oxycontin to take the pain away.

My gf to not be mad and understand that I am sorry and I want a hug

>>26066931
My girlfriend cried on her birthday because she was so upset I got her a diamond necklace saying she didn't want jewelry.

>>26074456
>>26074512
>girlfriend
what the fuck reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee faggot hipsters diee

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A cute loli gf.

I want to bounce on a big dick.

Reassurance that my abusive boyfriend isn't leaving me

An ounce of weed and a blowjob would be perfect.

>>26074892
What the fuck is wrong with women like you? Why the fuck does your brain tll you to care about some piece of trash that mistreats you.

>>26065169
To fap, obvi

tell that bitch i'm rick james and a nigga really wanna super freak

>>26065169
good health tbqhwy

a quick and painless death

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>>26065169
herFuck you, 4LS. If it wasn't for you I would never have had to feel this feel.

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>>26074124
I'm not Irish
I've got ALL the papers needed, except one single one type which nobody can find
it's 100% frustrating knowing that's the only obstacle
something so simple, yet it's holding back my life forever

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For her to love me again and for us to be perfectly in love together again. Talking about our children and growing old together again.

I miss her so fucking much

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>>26065169
I want good internet so I can play my favorite vidya game

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I want a bolt-action rifle and a bunch of krauts lined up on the horizon.

>>26075946
>thinking Germans were the "bad guys" in either world war
Get the fuck out, normie

To sleep forever and never ever wake up.

With pleasant dreams of course.

>>26065169
I am a Jedi.

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to disappear... everything I've done and any memory of me or my actions to vanish

i wish that the accident that resulted in me existing would had never happened

>>26069847
You can torrent it if you're desperate.

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>>26065169
Sex.
Bareback.
Cum balls deep.

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To be hugged and feel loved

>>26065169
Jesus to come back

Money.

https://youtu.be/JoYWdHe4tQ4

>>26065169
freedom from my anxiety

even meds don't take it away
they just make my body feel heavy and sleep, but my heart still races through it

>>26065169
money so I can leave and never have to work

mostly because of the social aspects, I have no problem doing work, but when you throw in other people things get autistic


I want a nice house just inbetween the city and the forest

that way I can still be a lazy fuck but also have my own space

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An anatomically correct robot loli

>>26075144
Top tier taste at least.

>>26065169
To live on an orchard with enough money to just chill the rest of my life with my current girlfriend and spend the rest of our days relaxing together.

Chocolate cake.

Just let it end

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>lay face up on bed
>imagine her sitting on top of me

to become the greatest new school producer

>>26065169
I want glory. I want to start my life over. To fix my mistakes. I want to be something. I want to fight for a noble cause. I want to die fighting. I want to be REMEMBERED. I want to have peace in eternal paradise. I. WANT. IT. ALL!!!

>>26078222
Checked
This is fucking original

To just die already. I don't feel like being alive anymore.

To be accepted to grad school

Be sedated on a shit of benzos

>>26065169
Go back in time to warn and educate myself.
Or have enough money to get surgery.

>>26065169
My only wish is to feel wholly complete as a human being again
Although every day, it seems like I drift further and further from being able to achieve that

>>26065868
>i'm glad you wouldn't wish for anything material like a gf or money anon, you're the only person in the thread who actually put their wish to good use.

Bull fucking shit.

Humans are animals - It makes perfect sense for them to want sex and money.

>>26065169
My ex

so unoriginal

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I want someone, at least someone,to actually listen to what I'm saying for once, I want it so my words won't fall on deaf ears, I want to feel like I'm actually there, I want people to treat me like I'm human, I want to not be ignored, I want to be a part of everything, not just dust in the fucking wind, I want to feel like SOMEONE.

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Some cash. I've accepted that I'm a greedy jackass, and as long as something's coming in the mail, I'm okay with that.

For myself, and everyone else, to be happy. The world's becoming increasingly miserable with the trivial differences that separate humanity. We must unite before all is lost.

Enlightenment and a faithful and loving wife.

>>26065169
the yellowstone supervolcano to erupt

to be done with schooling so I don't have to anticipate moving to other states and being away from my only friend for 8 more years

The girl that i've been chasing for a month now

i just want to live a carefree NEET lifestyle where all I do is play vidya, watch anime, and eat food.

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A girl friend who would let me be the little spoon.

>>26073080
Thanks for the comfy gif anon.

I want to be cute

I'm begging

>>26065169

A fuckload of money.

A girl to talk to

Last time i talked to a girl in depth with was my online gf when i was 13. Ive been shunned and ignored ever since by girls...

I want to have sex with a white boy with a great ass and cute feet.

Also maybe fly a plane.

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One death pls

>>26065296
That's it! I don't need anything, I'm at peace now.

An easy minimum wage job, more yu gi oh cards. A new xbox, and some friends

>>26080489
Oh Frail Snail, you get me everytim

I want to go back 4 years and never do drugs. Since that's not possible I want to kill myself

>>26081033
What has drugs done to you, and which ones did you do?

a comforting answer to existence

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a big booty bitch

immortality and shit like that is way too dangerous to wish for so im going with "being CEO of a real life Aperture Science which stops world hunger and cures cancer"

id be the richest and most respected man in the world. Also my company could develop weapons to make me the most powerful too

that way i could achieve world peace

>>26065274
I would buy t his. Also top kek

>>26065169
A supernovae, it would be so fast and everything about humans would be wiped away

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Sucked off to completion by this girl.

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Fucking my gf.
Getting an easy 10h/week job.

>>26065169
A company for which I can write my consultancy report, if I don't have one by tonight I will fail my class.


>previous company cancelled two days ago

>>26065169
Death. The sweet release of death

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>>26066959
Dem feels
:-(

>>26074764
THIS. Adoption costs a lot though so im saving up for around 100k. I also have to hire a hooker to pretend to be my wife so i can adopt a beautiful loli to be my gf.

Revenge on those who wronged

Tons of money to live comfortably

To be 4 inches taller
To have a dick 2 inches longer

Power and prestige

To be respected by my male peers

Women who are loyal and love me

And knowledge about everything, mental and technical skills(building things or solving complex equations)

I think this embodies everything a man could want

>>26065169
To know how to be a good father to a daughter. I'm sweating bullets 2bhfaam and am trying to conquer uncharted territory without looking unsure of myself in front of my spouse.

>>26081198
The sole reason for your being, is the same one as that for the universe. You both EXIST and therefore are one and the same. Nothing that the universe contains can possibly be different from eachother, no matter how much it might seem. Everything that exist is just two sides of the same coin.

If you where something else from the universe, well then tell me, where did you truly come from, and where will you really end up. The universe is what has allways been and allways will be. Our life is but a big fucking roleplay of the universe, nothing more. Because just being for eternity would be a big goddamn bore.

Don't take life so seriously, and try to see the beauty of existence in every little thing, and you will live in paradise.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMRrCYPxD0I

More coffee.

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>>26065490
fuck im so making tea now. come join me anon. ive got earl gray and a microwave we could be livin the dream. HOLY SHIT LOOK AT MY CAPTCHA!!! It was meant to be

>>26081414
just don't try to get into her pants and you should be fine

>>26081140
i started having anxiety issues in highschool so my doc prescribed me antidepressants . those made me constantly sleepy and lethargic so i was prescribed vyvanse/adderrall in college. stimulants have ruined me. i lost an amazing girl, my college education, and my will to really live life. i am lost

to go home bcause im at work

>>26067128
This should digust me but honestly I'm not suprised at this point.

A house and a loving wife and family, with a well paying job and comfy life

>>26065169
A big, nice, throbbing dick in my butt. And getting that huge load blown deep inside.

That's pretty much it.

>>26065169
Money, much more than enough

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Some company

>>26065169
someone to make me a cup of tea

>>26065169
For these girls not to be thots

>>26066979
>hs diploma
Kek

>>26065169
Have a good time with her. Just for one day.
I am desperate for intimacy desu senpai. I don't even want sex

I could really go for a comfy nap

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>>26068129
>mfw can't dance
help

Right now I want 1000000$

I want to make my mum proud.

I want to be successful and rich so that she can retire without having to worry about money.

For my body to dissolve but to keep my consciousness so I may explore the outer lands of space

>>26065169
An gentle and loving milf to hold me.

>>26065169
I want the last 20 years of my life back. I'd even settle for not being able to do anything different, just reliving them. As hellish as they were at some points, I'm scared at how fast life is turning into death.