I just matched with this perfect busty Qtp2t. Dubs, don't

>>26064411
Looks like perfect practice gf material to me, buckaroo

lemme motorboat you bitch

>18
>body of a middle aged mother

our generation really got cheated

Hi there, sweet pea.

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>>26064513
Not necessarily. I liked her because of this pic

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>>26064544
I like you, homie.

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>>26064544
sweet pea
top kek

>>26064596
More like Sweet Potato.

>University of the Arts
I recognize that logo from a mile away having been inoculated with it for a year until I decided that art school was as cancerous as Philadelphia. If you're from the area, at least try to shoot for Drexel tail, you faggot.

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when she asks how you are, which she will reply with 'In this moment I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god's blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my intelligence'

>>26064447
>practice gf
You see, what you normalfags don't see, it's that robots aren't your everyday Chad. What do you mean by practice gf ? Make do with what you got.
OP, if yougot matched, and she has no problem with you, go for it and DON'T TREAT IT LIKE A PASTIME. It's the road to failure. Oh, and regardless of wether you fail or not, be ready to leave my board right away, normie.

>>26064411
Liberty like the bell? Cuz I wanna see that crack.

>>26064668
Not bad.
This or the Xbox kitchen one.

>>26064700
Damn too bad this was too late. If I get dubs send her the corn emoji famn

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>>26064700
That's fucking terrible, like Amy Schumer grade terrible.
Shame on you, anon.

>>26064700
Solid. Thick. Tight.
Yes

>>26064411
If I got a cutie like that I would have her exercise and run with me, watch her get fit. See all the jealous normies.

>>26064724
You're just jealous because you didn't think of it first. Better luck next time.

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>>26064735
Ooo op he just called your bitch fat, u gna take that pham?

ficki ficki?

>>26064745
I'm jealous of your generous, giving cock and luscious bod - but I'm not jealous of your joke making skillz/hit up lines.

>>26064761
he's probably saying she would look even better fit
why are you se negative bro

>>26064777
Trips confirm- nay, DEMAND- that you request this, OP.

>>26064788
That's an odd reply. Thanks?

>match people on tinder
>don't reply when they text me

I can't handle the potential rejection ;_;
screenshot is me. What do I do? If they find out I'm a mentally ill poor fuck they'll bail and I'll feel like shit

>>26064959
>What do I do?
You stay in your own attention whore thread and stop hijacking others you failed normalfag faggot who can't even post an image.

>>26064989
C-come at me, bro ;_;

Why didn't the seaseme seed leave the casino?

>>26065176
Rollaroni

>>26064411
I'm going to take pleasure in the fact that you will fuck this up, I can't wait to see your fall.