Today I used the fryer for the first time ever to make french

>>26062029
Masturbate to gay porn :)
Be careful with those fries tho they aren't healthy and frying can be dangerous too

>>26062029
This isn't actually an achievement for you is ti?

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>>26062062
Don't worry, to my 8 hot dogs, I only made about a handful of fries.

When the fries hit the grease for the first time, I got scared because of all the noise they made.

>>26062084
It's the most challenging meal I've ever made for myself

>>26062108
Learn to bake too
I can bake banana bread for the whole week. It takes 20 minutes to make and then you can watch anime while checking on it twice after an hour
Infant really bake anything else tho

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>>26062133
I've baked cookies and brownies before and they were very good.

This is the most subtly autistic thread I've ever read

>>26062182
Oh I can't really cook that tho :( I don't even think I have the right tools

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>>26062108
>to my 8 hot dogs

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>>26062268
You should get them, because home made cookies are #1.

>>26062296
I had 4 applesauces too

Jesus Christ guys... You really need to get some better hobbies and/or leave your house more often

>>26062441
>leave your house

get fucked normie

>>26062386
I wish I could make cookies
I like the chewey, you can't get more quality chewey cookies anymore they are always hard and dri just don't know how to make them tho, my oven is too strong I think and chocolate is expensive even tho I would buy some if the other problems weren't there

Jesus christ sometimes I feel pathetic but then I just come here

>made baked flauntas last night for dinner

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>>26062441
I leave my house a lot, often to get McDonald's

>>26062490
At the grocery store near me they make cookies and they are often soft. For a dozen it is $6 I think

>>26062519
I know I'm behind but I am working on it so I think that it's okay

>>26062529
I think I know a place or two that sells all kind of cookies but I never tried them because they aren't bakery's. They are either diet places or in the Asian market
I have a couple bakery's near but one is shit and the other ones only saving grace is its cheap cheesecake wich I wouldn't mind having some right now

>>26062029
I haven't masturbated in like a month. It's okay. I get boners pretty regularly and sometimes I get these intense, hypersexual dreams, and those are fun.

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>>26062618
Do you want help with that?

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>>26062601
I have never had a cheese cake. Is it like a cream cheese block? That seems weird

>>26062618
>>26062663
You should go in private, sharing those things is not proper for public

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joined a band and learnt some new songs

>>26062741
How about whipped cream? It tastes a little bit like whipped cream

>>26062760
That is impressive. Do girls hit on you?

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>>26062490
>quality chewy cookies

Reminds me of my friend's mom. She made the best tasting cookies from scratch, they were so nice and chewy. Jesus Christ, fresh from the oven they were like goddamn ambrosia. They moved to North Dakota though. I kinda wanna ask if she could send me.

As far as progress goes, I applied to a job today and will apply to more later.

OP, good job on frying those fries. It's a little scary to try new things but I'm glad you did it anyway.

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>>26062779
Whipped cream is one of the best treats

>>26062760
>bought a keyboard
>had some classes
>get kicked out from home
>no space for a keyboard in years
>move alone
>neighborg invites me to join his band
>tells me to practice each time he sees me
>band has a falling out
>they haven't met in months now
I did practice btw

>>26062780
nah, im gay, a VERY ORIGINAL ONE

>>26062815
ah that sucks. you still leveled up your keyboard skills though, so at least thats nice.

>>26062841
I know how to play two songs now
Both from zelda

OP is leagues in front of me. I am capable of making instant ramen and toast. I fuck up eggs sunny side up.

Worse yet, I'm a chemical engineer and done trickier stuff in the lab.

Tryed peanuts for the first time
They stay the same when you poop them, it feels kind of weird when they are getting out
Is this normal?

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>>26062807
Thanks. Are you scared of working?

>>26062825
Is it a gay band? That would be cool if you are all cool about it instead of annoying gays

>>26062908
You can pour cereal

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>>26062994
I'm not too scared. I've been wanting to work for awhile now. If I get this job I'll be working with my dad.
Though if I don't get /that/ job I guess I'll apply to different places.

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>>26063045
Do you love your dad and does your dad love you?

>>26063116
Well, I guess I love him. I'd never say it to him though, we hardly talk to each other but we have a mutual understanding and respect for each other.

I suppose he loves me too, or at least is polite enough to put up with me.

>>26062994
not a gay band haha, just some straight dudes, me and a chick

>>26062029
Hot dogs have human DNA in them

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>>26063138
It is good that you are on good terms with your father. Keep it that way.

>>26063241
Is it the vocalist's girlfriend

>>26063256
That's okay, they are still tasty

One day of vegan diet, my friend

>>26063348
>Is it the vocalist's girlfriend
no just a regular drummer

>>26062663
With what? I don't really need any encouragement, I didn't even intend to go nofap, it just kinda happened.

How can an arcanine just now be using a fryer? Would an autist really settle for inferior Wendy's tendies? I don't have a fryer but I nigger rig that shit with a qt saucepan and corn oil. I got a spicy chicken Patty going now.

I haven't done anything new lately, but I've been considering getting some teatea.

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>>26063616
I have only just recently needed to make my own meals

>>26063654
Good for you, anon! It's a nice skill to have.

>>26063772
Most days I run away from cooking to McDonald's or my aunt's house. My aunt could probably teach me how to cook, she is very skilled and her food is excellent. I wish I could have married her

>>26063805
You should ask her to teach you how to cook!

>>26063844
But then she will want me to practice at her house. One time my uncle asked me to slice up this tomato because we were having a cook out, and I was petrified, because I never did before. Certain new things just make me very nervous, especially when someone is watching me. I hate mistakes, but I can handle them so long as no one else sees them.

>>26063968
Well, it'll get easier as you do it more. Think of it as social anxiety practice.

>tfw gradually getting better at making phone calls to other people I don't know
>tfw no longer have to mentally prep myself for 5-10 minutes before making the call

>>26064110
Yeah but I probably won't ever actually use my cooking skills, anyway, because I'll never feel like it's worth it to go to the store and buy all the stuff I need.

Maybe one day. I'm not ready yet though

OP do you like twin tails?

>>26064204
That's okay, anon. Take your time!

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>>26064227
They are my favourite. They're like ponytails, which are super great too, but there's two of them

>>26062296
You never been to ikea before nigga?

Thank you guys for posting in my thread, it was way bigger than I thought it would be, I'm glad