Why hello there. I am Tolasleef Tobor and I had been instructed by my Established Chain of Command to communicate with the natives on this fine blue planet. I represent a scientific expedition to help find specimen similar to ours to help save our declining population as a result of over-genetic engineering. Normally, we would just abduct random humans (as you refer to yourselves) when they are dormant but we are finding out that these days, its hard to find a pure and as you earth people would say (virgin). We are not sure what may be the cause but fortunately my undercover research team stationed within your planet and lead us to very web page where apparently everyone is a virigin. We believe we might make use of you guys by allowing some of you to participate in our reproduction program. For any volunteers, we will provided you with a top of the line hybrid mate from our experiments and in exchange, we keep your offspring to help our species. We would ever throw in a free trip around the galaxy if you are interested. We greatly appreciate your interest in our offer.
Mr. Tobor, (May I call you Tolasleef?) I would be very interested in your offer, how do we proceed?
Also, it is customary for somebody contacting humans through text to have breaks in their writings. This creates multiple blocks of text called paragraphs.
Just put up your geo location on here and we will send in a scout ship over there to transport you to our main ship just above your planet.
Also thanks for the advice on your language too.
It's as real as you want it to be.
As I said for purity reasons.
Thanks. We shall send our scout ships over there once we get more volunteers. We hope we can help you and you can help us.
I don't understand? What's a nigger, and what does my skin color have to do with me getting out?
Human, can you at least explain to me, what is roleplaying? Role is to have position or status, and playing is the art of leisure but it doesn't seem like you can add the two together.
We could but your planetary address system is different from ours. As a result, we have a bio-technical system to decode a geolocation which is based off a human system and convert it to ours.
Now that I have further details, I think you are referring to a recreation plant which was invented by a Canadian Leader known as Dude Weed Lmao (very strange for a human name to say the least). We can try to replicate it with our ecosyth generator perhaps.
I don't. But why would it matter if I did?
Seems to me that sperm is sperm.
Does the program actually involve relations with other aliens? If so, I'm totally fine with that, I'd just like a few pointers for cultural differences we might have.
Our dearest apologies but we are unfamiliar with most of your planets culture. We had only been here for about 5 years at most. Explanations on your species are also welcome here on this digital message board.
We need the purest form of sperm available. In the old days, we used to pick up human mates but we realized that their genetic makeup often resulted in missing chromosomes and such. We would rather prefer the human sperm of that which is pure and untainted. Less chance for hybrid defects. Our program only deals with relationships with hybrids, which are mix of our species dna and yours. They are better at adapting at your culture than we are. We do this as we are unable to reproduce anymore.
Because it is a mix of two human beings of different dna history. What you humans don't know is that mixing up genes with other unrelated to you will result in defects. We as greys were once proud purist until we started messsing with our genetic code with our technology, preventing us from reproducing and growing external reproduction organs again. With hybrids though, we can synthetically produce a human egg from one human sperm and alter the dna with our own (which is highly advanced in evolutionary development) to create a similar species similar to what we used to be like. Believe it or not, we were not too different from your species long ago. There is normally no issue in mixing a pure human sperm and our dna as ours is advance enough to self repair a defects. Human dna cannot do that yet.
>Because it is a mix of two human beings of different dna history.
Every human ever born was made from 2 people having sex. By simply being born, humans are a mix of 2 humans.
I don't understand how humans inserting their penises into vaginas causes the male sperm to mutate. Are you saying that there is a testicular mutation that occurs when the penis enters the vaginal cavity?
No. I am saying as the more you mix dna, the more likely defects are to happen. They do not always happen but with my species at risk of extinction, taking risks is not a option.
We went extinct because we modified our bodies to withstand the emptiness of space and lack of CO2 up to the point of being unable to reproduce.
Yes since pure humans (those without any defects) have a more clean sperm as suppose to those who mate with many other mates. I am pretty sure this is some common sense.
I have no idea what niggers are? Can't find anything in our archives about it.
>Yes since pure humans (those without any defects) have a more clean sperm as suppose to those who mate with many other mates. I am pretty sure this is some common sense.
I think you're referring to STIs
Makes sense, but we have tests that can indicate whether or not humans have diseases related to sexual intercourse.
I can understand the extra precaution, though. Thanks for being patient and answering my questions.
>>lack of CO2
you can take whatever C02 you want from earth. In fact we can offer you a contract to provide you with as much C02 as you want.
Appart from that, learn into cloning, Virtual reality and brain-machine interface. There is no need for biological bodies. Transfer your mind into a robot. Problem solved.
Yes. Hmmm. Maybe such test would be vital to our research then?
Intergalactic Space Laws prohibit cloning as a result of the Draconian Shape Shifters ( a species that some of you humans might be familiar with as you refer to them as Jews) creating a clone army and almost wiping out our entirely galaxy.
>Maybe such test would be vital to our research then?
Hell, I would even recommend using the tests on virgins. Humans can be born with STIs.
>Intergalactic Space Laws prohibit cloning
Did you know that humans have successfully cloned animals? Are we going to be in trouble for that?
Considering the state at which your species is with your space program, its highly not concerning with our intergalactic legislature. If you were sending a bunch of clones to colonize other planets or are at stage 5 civilization in terms of space, then you might have some problems.
Mars (as you humans would say) is a shithole. Its a dead planet and pretty much worthless for any species out there. Most of the planets in your galaxy are pretty much worthless with the exception of yours.
There are more than 1 type of humans?
>There are more than 1 type of humans?
yeah, with some distinct characteristics.
can your species see in color? which colored human is your favorite? dark or light skinned?
Time travel is not possible as time itself is a human idea, there is no such thing as time. What seemed like 100 of years to you guys would be the equivalent of a few seconds for us. Not to mention all of our scientific research does not involve time. We are practically immortal except from violence.
They have spies in every civilized planet. Lucky for us, we have the technology to disable these illusion tricks. They are very deceiving so be careful with them. So far they don't have an army in your galaxy yet so consider yourself lucky.
Just your geo location is all we need.
Sure. Just as long as you don't mind your offspring staying with us for a while to help repopulate my species.
you really are the niggers of space
it's such a shame, you could've used some good white humans