Why don't you just wear aftershave? Women LITERALLY get

>>26060922

Im gonna try it, thanks senpai.

>>26060922
aftershave on a turd doesn't make it less of a turd.

dude stop chasing the women they're not worth your time

(not advocating being gay) i'm just saying women are evil

>>26060922
I'll LITERALLY start using aftershave from now on knowing that
Thanks friend

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>mfw chad is balding

>>26060922
1. I don't shave
2. when I did used it it burned like a motherfucker

>>26062275
I'm probably one of the few people who thinks this but receding hairlines look a lot better than normal baby hairlines

i don't use aftershave anymore. i just splash my face with cold water after i shave to ease the burn.

most aftershave smells awful and i can't stand smelling that shit all day long.

>>26060922
good goy

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>>26060922
>tfw often have women say I smell really good
>even though i smoke like a chimney

>>26062318

"High testosterone makes you go bald" is a meme but most people haven't caught on yet, there might still be a few years left for baldies to pretend to be high test.

Why did Kevin in Home Alone scream when he rubbed aftershave on his face if he didn't even shave? Does that shit burn bare skin?

>>26060922
Man, those are some top-tier genetics. This guy should be part of a breeding program.

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>>26062397
if you're supposed to bald then having high test makes the process faster. balding bodybuilders will lose hair faster than others

where to buy one? can you recommend some

>>26062465
>>26062465
He did shave though, at least in this timeline.

>>26060922
But I do
It changes nothing except that the burning feels good

You can get Ivy Club aftershave for $3 at Family Dollar.

Don't knock it till you try it.

It's true, I love it when girls complement me on my artificial scent. Not like I get any other type of complement other than being told I'm funny, but funny doesn't create damp pussy :(

>>26062469
i agree, as a beta male i would be proud to serve an alpha like him.

Real men wear cologne

i just rub myself with piss

>current year
>not rubbing your own cum, thus male hormones, behind your ears
It's like you guys don't even want to appeal to women's primal instincts

>>26060922
Did you not hear cocoa butter is a major (key)

I use some kind of faggy sensitive lotion.

Also, why is Cavill so beautiful?

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>>26063328

>mfw people do this unironically

But I do OP. Tom Ford all day, everyday.

>>26063358
Kill yourself in D minor pentatonic please

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>>26062275
>mfw receding hairline + losing hair from stress at 21

>>26063358
recommend me a brand senpai

>>26063538
Palmer's

>>26062327
I like regular old spice. But yeah, I get it, most of them smell bad. Also try some of those super cheap brands thatyou find everywhere. Many people don't even give them a chance since they think it's cheap=it's bad but some of them have very nice and mild smell.

>>26063570
>>26063358
Isn't this only for black people?

>>26062397
Yes it does. Give a man testosterone blockers and it will stop male pattern balding.

>>26063685
No they sell it to white people too

>not attracting women via your natural scent
y'all are idiots

>>26063721
It's not the amount of test, it's your sensitivity to it, which is genetic.

>>26063721
dihydrotestosterone makes you go bald npot testosterone itself. A lot of the fucked up shit associated with testosterone is due to it's metabolites not the steroid itself

>>26060922
>Daily reminder that none of us will ever be this good looking
Why even try?

>>26063536
You should recede your ass back to tumblr faggot

>>26060922
>tfw using an aftershave lotion
Feels good man. Smells nice and keeps my skin nice too.

Yeah, no.

Man perfume is for fucking plebs.
Reeks of desperation and/or Chadish pomposity.

Have good hygiene, use antiperspirant deodorant. But leave the perfume to the bitches.

>>26064005

Aftershave isn't perfume.

The primary purpose of aftershave is to refresh the skin after having shaved it, and to sooth small nicks. The scent is a bonus.

>>26064005
Aftershave closes pores on the skin after shaving you fucking dumbass.

>>26064138
>>26064192
Sure. Aftershave isn't primarily marketed, sold and used as a male fragrance.

Of course.
Fucking morons.