>incapable of magic
>born to pureblood parents
>forced to take a menial job for privileged magical children
>forced to live in a dingy and windowless office
>only friends are cats
>hated by those that he serves
Yep. Plus he constantly got shittalked by Chad teenagers like Harry for just doing his job and trying to preserve decency.
Back then I didn't really think of it in terms like that though, I just recognized the tragedy of his figure.
Fun fact: his first name, Argus, is Latin mythology. It was the name of a giant with 100 eyes.
It fits him because he has his eyes everywhere and was aware of everything, hence the name Argus.
Stop misusing cuck, that's not what it means, you numb nuts.
I always felt his lifestyle was pretty comfy. Just sitting around in Hogwarts for the rest of your life with your own comfy little room. And, if you can't do magic, you can at least be around it. I'd love to visit Diagon alley, hogsmeade etc, just to go for a wander. I'd give anything to be a part of that world.
No, because he was a cunt. He punished students for dirtying the halls when it's his job to clean it. And he didn't even do it, the House-Elves cleaned everything. He should just become a muggle and forgot about magic, it just makes him insanely jealous to hang around magical people.
He was the greatest cuck in the history of literature.
>gets friendzoned by his only friend
>his friend gets married to the chad who literally tortured him in front of her
>he causes her death by reporting a prophecy
>dumbledore manipulates him to spend the rest of his life looking out for the boy who looks just like the alpha chad who cucked him
>is hated by pretty much everyone on both sides
>star player of his sports team
>trust fund babby scholarship
>won a tournament against the best of other schools
>married his high school sweetheart and became a cop
> Harry Potter
Sorry, I'm not a pleb. Step up your game fambruhghinni.
For a while I believed that he accidentally turned his wife into that cat by trying to do magic as a squib.
Mostly I felt bad for the kids born into the deatheating lifestyle, it didn't really seem to be a choice as much as some legacy shit.
fuck harry potter, he was supposed to be a nerd icon and then he turned out to be a generic jock chad stereotype