>Getting a gf would be easy if I _________.
complete this sentence /r9k/
I can't answer that in a sentence :/
kill in the name of allah
please don't raid me fbi it's a joke
weren't purely motivated to do anything out of fear
>Mfw when everyone knows your full of shit.
Fuck off Libereddit
>didn't live in the US
Seriously, fuck the states. If you want to legally fuck and marry 1415yo qt's, you need to learn a foreign language and get the fuck out.
had a normal brain, a normal face, and a normal personality
>Question: how will you address these flaws?
I could try becoming someone I'm not, but that seems to be a rather poor solution
I already pre-ordered an Oculus Rift. I will plug myself into the wall and disappear
I see no flaw in being a hebephile. I may take issue with US law, but I will not whine and blame them. I intend to take the logical course of action and move to a country where my preferences are considered normal/acceptable. That is all.
I fantasize about it like everyone here, but I think if push came to shove I wouldn't be able to handle having one. For one, I think I'd recoil as soon as she tries to touch me and on the other hand I'm so used to being by myself that I can't really imagine having someone with me all the time.
could go to a college where the vast majority of girls didn't already have boyfriends
After 4 years of working I've kinda gotten used to that kind of touch across a small surface area, but the thought of someone rubbing their whole body against me sounds absolutely terrifying.
1. Lowered my standards.(impossible, since I can't date someone I'm not sexually attracted to)
2. Got plastic surgery to look like a Chad/prettyboy.
3. JUST BEE MYSELF. IT'S ALL ABOUT CONFIDENCE BRO.
wasn't a creepy-looking weirdo normie-wannabe unable to bond strongly to anyone.
I just wanted to be able to make new friends without being awkward or just someone who people express fake social sympathy. I can't even talk sincerely to myself at this point and I don't know what I expect from life anymore.
stop thinking about it and starting thinking more about me, develop a taste for something that I can become really good at and love what I do, at the same time, and obviously, don't feel guilty or ashamed about that one thing, could it be LoL, WoW, playing guitar, woodwork, anything, just love what you do and people will start to enjoy being with you
>>Getting a gf would be easy if I really wanted one
I wanted to.
I mean I could make one of my fat fuck buddies into a gf, but that would improve nothing.
Also, funny how >tall hasn't been mentioned, my favorite half true meme around here
Getting a gf would be easy if I didn't already have a fiancee.
was genetcially able to lose weight.
>>Getting a gf would be easy if I
would not have to meet her parents later on.
If I wasn't a fat fuck
You're invisible to women if you are fat
And thats basically what all nem you fuckers need. Not bigger nigger dicks, not white skin, not basketball player height... You need to have fucking game to flatter those bitches. Confidence, humor, a little bit of ego, and forward plans for your future - thats what gets you laid. Even chads can be robots, maybe even bigger robots than you... But they have this figured out which gives them charisma.
was rich, fat, and ugly instead of just fat & ugly
Fuck you Captcha, how am I supposed to know that Americans drive around in caravan-car-things, why can't you just stick to trees and mountains
wasnt, poor, fat, shitskin, live in a third world shithole, stinky, and extremely ugly.
Getting a gf would be easy if I wasn't a coward.
Could connect with women on an intellectual level/ didn't have to put up with their bullshit
I just want a girl who I can fuck sensless one day and then cry about how empty and broken then next.
Unfortunately those two are mutually exclusive.