what would your reaction be if your girlfriend tried to choke, punch, slap, shove you?
Just wondering cause I love hitting guys
a proper hard spanking, followed by vaginal destruction
One time I german suplexed my boyfriend off a trampoline and knocked him out.
I thought he was just selling it and made no attempt to help him for like 2 minutes.
>your girlfriend tried to choke, punch, slap, shove you?
I'd start masturbating
>tfw no loving abusive gf to force me to be a better person for my own good
I'd put that stupid whore bitch in her place with a straight firm punch to her pretty little nose.
Have another my friend
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I'd break her fucking jaw and threaten to kill someone in her family if she told on me.
This happened last night with me and my gf actually. She asked if her younger sister (19) could hang out with us. I don't like her sister, told her no. She was upset about it, until I reminded her how rude her sister was to me when we first started dating and I totally was correct.
She got mad and provoked a fight with me. After 15 minutes of a shitty argument, I put on my jacket and started to leave. She stood in front of the door and refused to let me leave. I pointed out that if I kept her from leaving it would be considered abuse. She kept yelling and getting more frustrated.
At this point i pretty much got pissed she was practically shouting (not trying to have everyone in her house hear the fight) so I put both my hands around her neck(!) and told her if she didn't lower her voice I would make her.
I felt pretty bad about it, even though I didn't squeeze my hands at all she was pretty clearly terrified. When I put my hands on her shoulders and tried to move her aside, she shoved me. She really thrashed around and shoved me but she's a skinny girl (I am by no means strong, totally skinny myself) but I'm automatically stronger than her
I sarcastically told her to go tell her friends at work her boyfriend is abusive since her coworkers all gossip about their personal lives. She got really upset and started crying at that point. Maybe 10 minutes later she was in bed next to me crying and apologizing and saying how wrong she was
Sounds pretty fucked up in retrospect, but honestly...don't hit girls. not cause they don't deserve it (they usually act bratty and do deserve it) but because as a guy, even a skinnyfag robot like myself, you could easily hurt a girl and leave bruises. Its never going to be the same if you physically hurt a girl, most girls get traumatized by that shit...some will definitely love you more but those are the crazy ones
>in before people calling me a normie
>in before people calling me scum cause i have a gf
ask me anything
>but honestly...don't hit girls. not cause they don't deserve it (they usually act bratty and do deserve it) but because as a guy, even a skinnyfag robot like myself, you could easily hurt a girl and leave bruises. Its never going to be the same if you physically hurt a girl, most girls get traumatized by that shit...some will definitely love you more but those are the crazy ones
seems pretty hot bro
If you use logic and reason with a female, you can destroy them in any argument. Never yell, never scream. Just keep pointing out the facts, be objective, etc. When she gets really frustrated and upset and starts getting hysterical, you have passed the point of reason and can no longer make any progress. At this point, just say something like "Well obviously you're not listening to reason so I'm done with this conversation". then just shut up and go on your phone
girls pretty much try to make you upset during an argument, but 99% of the time they are wrong
i low key love fighting with my gf because she is so loyal i know she will never leave but making her upset once in a while feels good
i dont intentionally try to hurt her feelings but if she picks an arguemnt i will gladly destroy her
I'd get rough, wrestle her into submission and then fuck her into submission.
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I don't like hitting women just like I don't like hitting kids. You can't really fight something much weaker than you, it's just a beating. So if a bitch was trying to punch me and shit, I'd just put her in a choke hold until she agreed to calm the fuck down.
i'd knock you the fuck out aswell you beta cuck whiteknighting faggot. Your pathetic
>inb4 robots can't do anything to me i'm chad
I'm a professional cage fighter i remodel faces for a fucking living kido. Your the kind of faggot that talks shit over facebook with my girl but when i'm in presence you have nothing to say and put your head down like a little bitch boy.
All women are sluts if she ever tries to punch you or disrespect you in any way shape or form you need to teach her that, that is not okay. A good punch to the face will make her remember that
I'll fuck you up OP
If she attacked me in anger I would be incredibly furious unless I really fucked her over like being caught cheating or something. Since my ass will become Jamal's fleshlight in prison if I hit her back, I would just leave her. If I could justly give her some pimp slaps the relationship would continue and probably be stronger than before.
broskie if i'd punch you, i'd be charged with attempt of murder
this is my answer if only she and i are there.
women bawwing to the police is literally one step below DNA evidence. men NEED to understand this.
this is my answer if there are witnesses.
and even then, i'd make sure to say loudly "please stop hitting me, i don't like where this is going" and make sure everyone hears me. if she still kept hitting me, i'd knock her fucking extensions out of her head.
Yeah, you would get charged, which is why your fucking beta ass would never do it. The fact that you understand that the victim will almost definitely sue you shows that you probably care whether you end up in jail or not.
People like to act tough on 4chan like they aren't transparent as fuck.
My girlfriend always wants to fight whenever she gets a lot of energy, I usually just let her punch me until I've had enough and then I'll throw her over my shoulder and spin her around so she's too dizzy to keep punching me.
Ive had girls at school abuse me and I take it and move on.
I like the abuse but I never show it. People arent to friendly to my kind even though they're probably into worse.
Cant change who we are.
>gf slapped me twice
>was doing something else to her to prompt it and she warned me if I didn't stop she'd do something
>first time was unexpected and I loved it
>keep doing the thing and ask, "only once?"
>she slaps me again
>catches my jaw instead of just smacking the cheek
>a little stunned, eyes start to water and I have trouble speaking but I'm okay
>she gets all concerned and stops everything to cuddle me, stroke my hair and tell me she's sorry and it's alright
Somehow not original bloxblox
I trained in martial arts when I was younger, kinda dodge/block as a reflex now.
>Not wanting your gf to slap you as foreplay
>not wanting to pin your gf while she hits you
>not kissing her and having her bite your lip, drawing blood
>not forcing yourself upon her while she hits you
It's like you don't even kink anon.
Why is it always people that aren't tough like you that try to act tough? You admitted you are skinny. I always get a laugh when gun fetishists or military act like they are tough when they are nothing to me without their gun. I always laugh at religious men who are supposed to be "men" when they all end up being low test, soft men who I would literally crush their head in with 1 kick or pick, or rupture their organs or break their ribs with 1 punch or kicks, or break their weak legs with 1 kick. It's always you idiots that try to act tough but aren't.
Grab her weak, feminine arms and draw her into a bear hug, calmly whispering to her that she needs to calm down and that she is making a disturbance. If she does, great. Reinforce good behavior. If not, start walking and don't look back. Don't answer calls. Delete from social media. No texts.
>The devilish thing is that I would do this even if she actually calmed down. I don't date petulant children, even those who can occasionally be made to behave
>this will never happen to you
I feel like I'm the male equivalent of those women who get abused by every boyfriend they've had. I would really love nothing more than for someone to slap me and put me in line.
If it's like a power struggle thing/sexy thing, then it's hot as hell.
If it's just out of anger and a lack of self control, then I'm not dealing with that shit.
>tfw you'll never be sitting on the computer minding your own business when your gf comes up and starts choking you from behind
>Grab her wrist before her hand made contact with me, gripping tightly but not hurting her
>Give her a fierce look in the eyes
>Calmly say "Don't raise your hand to me." and let her now-limp arm fall