/britfeel/

Want to buy myself a really nice stainless steel frying pan to learn how to cook, but then I remembered I really, really hate cooking during the day and my dad whinges like a bitch if I cook at night.

>>26050356
I hate cooking during the day because i spill spaghetti (literally and metapohircally) if someone comes in the kitchen to make a cuppa and i'm trying to make shit

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Post em waifus boys and girls
>tfw only like 10 pictures on my phone

>>26050463
Yeah same senpai, I need time to pratice my cooking while no normals are watching

>>26050473
tfw no pics of the waifu on my phone

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This took me way too long desu senpai baka

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Who depression bux here?

>>26050498
WhY? You some kind of normie? Only normie need to cook.

>>26050320
>BADLY want a kebab
>mums and dad asleep
>see ABRAkebabRA in OP pic
>want a kebab more
>will just settle for a wank to Hannah

what other feels have we got going on tonight fellers.

any NEETS in the house considering its a work night?

>>26050694

How much do you get lad?

>>26050694
My letter wasn't like that at all

>>26050694
>tfw not depressed enough for depressionbux
>tfw 52 bongbux a week

suffering

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>>26050473

One true waifu

>>2605071
>what other feels have we got going on tonight fellers.
The feel where it takes me 40 minutes to make one post, even this post took me 20 minutes to format right. You fucks better be thankful I'm posting tonight

Time to go lie in the pitch black for half an hour trying to get to sleep with nothing but thoughts on what a fuck up my life is

I wish I could sleep to the sound of the TV or some shit

>>26050723
I think it's 400/month. Will be getting more soon when properly evaluated.

>>26050756
Those are given by the GP. Then you send them off to DWP. Eventually no need for them once you go to a disability assessment appointment.

>>26050778
It's not that hard.

>>26050877
Put the radio on or podcasts. I used to fall asleep listening to Howard stern back in the day

>>26050877
>>26050912

im gonna go to bed too, listen to the radio till 4:50 when the program ends.

fucking thirsty, always get dehydrated when I have a pizza, all that dough dries me out.

night pals.

>>26050473
>Tfw was meant to give (You) a (You) but messed up my (You) while giving (You) a (You)

>>26050970
Good night famalama

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lads how hard as an spaniard is to enter the army REME? Ireally want to become a metalsmith

pls respond

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>>26050782
I happen to think yukari is an a-okay waifu.
Congrats senpai

>>26051081
Who made you the waifu expert? That's a bold claim saying a waifu is a okay desu fan baka

>tfw no tablet

>tfw you will never have sex with karen

>>26051196
Isn't she underage?

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>>26051081

I didn't ask for your approval or anything, b-baka

But I'll accept it anyway

>>26051209
No idea. I only know about her because Karen posting is a thing here.

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>>26051196
>you will never be alice
>you will never have sex with shinobu

why even live

I want to order domino's pizza but the local one shut at 3am.

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Went to bed early, now I'm groggy with nothing to do.

Bite me.

>>26051965
>homestruck
Also iktf desu, its a shame britfeel i so dead at this time of night

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Procrastrinating from going to bed

>>26052078
A worthy cause, let me join you

>>26050694
Does depression really get you out of work like that?
And it's literally the easiest thing to fake.

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>>26052046
At least shoutanon and angryanon aren't on. They drown out normal conversation.

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>4 hours until job interview
>panic sets in
>go on website
>withdraw application
>it's permanent, can't undo it now
>still have to leave the house at 8:30 for a couple of hours to pretend that I went

Great, 2 hours of wandering aimlessly around in a suit.

>>26052911
Go to it senpai, I've been where you are right now, you'll only hate yourself for not going. I believe in you

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>>26052859
I like it when there is a slow but steady amount of posts, feels comfy desu

>>26051964
>not living near a 24 hour dominos

I got 99 problems but pizza ain't one of them.

>>26053182
I can't famalam. I've withdrawn my application.

>>26053266
But you said you can't withdraw it

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>>26053206
I find the lunchtime lull is pleasant. All the cranky wagies are at work, but the shitposting NEETS are sleeping.

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Fuck off I'm fosh timber fuck's hit the beams to never steel an insight to, do you know what I meme and why I'll grow tatties tattoo's fae fef far flung to the ears of these queers
>(you) queers
>the price of a fuck off range
>I'm the flush purse found at a lost party
>beam's cost fashion and balancd bird within
>my hand soft and glad to be found, follow me I will create a personal footer
>to be quick and repicet Quick
>time text watch
>Ben book face it, looks to loose to tie that noose

>>26053302
>Reading comprehension
Robot no muting

>>26053302
I've withdrawn it, and I can't undo the withdrawal

>>26053373
>>26053367
WhY the two of you have to make me look so stupid?

>>26053424
>Loving the op guys
>It's the detail that counts
>http://youtu.be/GjnadPBMJGs
>roll a fat one an think about leeaving the house

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>loving the op lad
The devil is in the detail
>wew lad
http://youtu.be/TFZrM38mf7Y

>>26053824
>>26053910
what a retard
shitty line work by the way

Who /stilluptbh/ here?

>>26054036
I usually get up around 5pm, then stay awake until about 1am two days later, then sleep for a solid 15/16 hours and repeat.

I woke up at 5pm yesterday, so I'll be awake for a long while yet.

>that guy who calls you edgy for not hating women and gays

Uncomfy senpaitachi

can we make him go?

>>26054158
Cool senpai, how did it get like that?

>>26054224
>Cool senpai, how did it get like that?

Being a NEET for a year and not being able to sleep properly unless I'm really tired. Also, I have really vivid dreams when I do this and remember them when I wake up most of the time.

I want too taste dirty
a stinging pistol on my mouth on my tongue
I want you to scrape me
from the walls
and go crazy
like you made me

>>26050694
I get gender dysphoria bux

Who /4hourtrainjourney/ here? The worst part is missing out on prime time /britfeel/ desu

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>>26050473
Windy morning lads

>>26054348
just go to sleep
it'll be over in no time

>>26054376
>sleeping on public transport

enjoy people taking pictures of you/groping you

>>26054397
it's not a school trip lmao

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Had a dream my oneitis was some sort of transexual, her fanny was all fucked up and at one point she had a "boi pusi", just a little fucking phimosis pecker and a shaved ball bag
I will never get that image out of my head
Why am I my own worst enemy?

>>26054376
Impossible desu. I've got to change twice, and its hard to relax on trains.
I'll just have to suffer.

>>26054454
You know what you have to do senpai, become a chaser

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>>26054497
>a chaser

>>26054564
>tfw watching the chase usa

>>26054586
I'm not sure what you mean by chaser, like a chubby chaser?
I'm not into faggot shit

>>26054602
Trans chaser. They are desperate and will jump on your dick.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lt3WUtq9kIs
A funny

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>>26054710
That kid can fucking REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

for fuck's sake i've got to be up at 10:30 and I haven't gone to bed yet

>>26054853
No point going to bed now then. Just stay up till then.

>>26054853
>for fuck's sake i've got to be up at 10:30
why

Hungry lads, asda doesn't get here until 12-2, PS4 is at my local post delivery office I hope it gets here soon to dissipate the hunger

>>26054892
got to sign on lad.

>>26054897
Pull a tilde and love the pain~

>>26054897
>PS4

Look into reddit lad.

>that kid who killed himself because you bullied him because his mum used to put notes in his lunch

man that was a blast from the past I didn't need

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>>26050694
Yeah m8.

>>26054939
Tempted to have a chicken hot pot for breakfast, it's the only thing I have, not sure I can wait so long
>>26054961
Why's that? Lel PC mustard race am i ryt? I already have a PC

>>26054974
>adequate

Hahahaha how are you 21 and still can't clean/dress yourself properly?

>>26054939
Poleaboo suggests pissing in the asda delivery man's ribena.

>>26054980
>Why's that? Lel PC mustard race am i ryt? I already have a PC

No, it's because reddit is a good site desu

>>26055005
>Hahahaha how are you 21 and still can't clean/dress yourself properly?
are you sure you know what the word "adequate" means m8

>>26050694
boohoohoo.. waaaAAAAAAAAAaaaaa, i'm so depwessed n sad.. fucking pussy faggot pilfering my hard earned. kill yourself

>>26055165
Shouldn't you be getting ready for work mate?
Another day another dollar as the yanks say

>>26055052
It means "enough that he isn't arrested".

Just woke up, about to go out and buy a bottle of gin to kill myself with

>>26054965
take a shit you fucking chad

>>26055257
may good fortune and a steady pace bless your travels to the off license lad

Who is Chad and why do you all hate him?

>>26050716
>order kebab and chips off justeat
>six pound plus two pound delivery
>it's just meat and chips
>accidentally spill salt all over the chips and ruin them
>tfw eating rancid chunks of salty meat I paid eight quid for

>>26055276
>off license

i'm going to Sainsbury's

thank you, though <3

>>26055297
Why didn't you just go for a 10 pound place? Usually that's when you start getting free delivery

>tfw you've tried probably 15-20 kebab places and 10-15 chinese places on justeat and now you've narrowed it down to the best ones in SE London

feels pretty good man

>>26055350
Alright then lad what's the best kebab shop in SE and why?

>>26055350
Because it's late and I'm tired and drunk, picked the first place. Recently moved here so I don't know the good ones

>>26055400
>late
>8am

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>looked in the mirror
>jesus christ, i am fat as fuck
>just weighed myself
>exactly 99.9kg

15kg I've gained this past year, lads

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>>26055293
Newlad, just wait until you get cucked and you'll see

>>26055505
mate you stop caring when you hit 150
believe me I've been there

>>26055423
Shit I don't even remember when I bought it. It was dark outside

I'm living in the US, but from Newcastle originally- my question: can I actively take part in these threads, and talk about this horrific (American) landmass? I've been on r9k since about 2007, saw the rise and fall of the robot, have never felt a stronger English identity. I need to know, because otherwise I'll just lurk.

>>26055914
When did you leave, if you were literally just born here then fucked off then I know pakis more "English" than you.

>>26055914
>allowing some fat faggot on /r9k/ to tell you where you can and can't post
So long as you're a virgin you're welcome.

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I fell for the "pulling" meme lads.
>wasting a fun night out with the lads trying to impress some bird
>forking out for her drinks
>leaving a club I paid to get into early
>not getting a kebab on the way home
>too drunk to have good sex anyway, get it in a few times then just stop because neither of us are enjoying it
>morning was awkward, as will every future encounter I have with this lass.
She just left, she couldn't find her keys but I really wanted her to be gone. Being a normie is overrated, I'll stick to staying in and smoking weed in future

>got a call from tesco everything finally went through
>paid induction tomorrow and work starts on friday


YES! 22 GRAND A YEAR FOR STOCKING CORN FLAKES AND TOMATOS WHILE ONLY PAYING 350 TOTAL RENT/BILLS A MONTH!

Gonna save 1k a month and buy meself some cheekbone implants or someshit.

>>26055991
SO YOU'RE A FAILED NORMIE THATS QUEER AND CAN'T HANDLE HIS DRINK

>>26055937
Left last year, 25 m8

>>26056131
then ignore all I've said, you're English senpai, welcome

>>26055945
Just respecting the etiquette, come on

Running out of food but can't be bothered going to the shops. Send food, please.

>>26056102
Perhaps, but at least I'm not a tripfag.

>>26056167
iktf
>tfw tin of tuna for lunch

>>26055165
Sounds like someone's jealous as he commutes into his shitty office/retail job.

>>26056008
How hard is it to get a decent supermarket job? I'm inheriting a house from my parent and it's close as fuck to like 4 big chains, so I'm planning to just wageslave there and live the comfortable life.

Fuck moving to London or somewhere just so I can earn more than I'd ever need doing a job I hate with no free time.

>>26054974
>Schizophrenia
>drama therapist
i-i have schizophrenia t-too. w-w-what's a drama therapist?

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The OP image isn't comfy enough.
What would you like changed?

>>26056544
Nothing you fucking bellend, leave it alone

>>26056476

like 1 out of 10 applications passed.

it's night shift so I guess they were desperate, I just acted like a super normie chad and got in.

commute is 1 hour tho, but i can afford to move homes after my months wage

Memes

atm it's just a collection of shit that dosen' t fit

>>26056595
Damn, that's tougher than I thought. I've already given up working at the counter because only women ever get hired for those positions.

What would your perfect comfy job be?
I think I'd like to work in a library.

>>26056544
>the guy with the bag in abrakebabra is hanging out the window which makes no sense
>the drawing of the cat is ridiculous, no idea why it's there
>baby pepe doesn't really fit if I'm honest and he isn't cut out well
>to let sign is still a bit shit
>no tramp

>>26056622

what? it's like 50/50 male female cashiers from my experience.

also fuck cashiers, id rather stack cornflakes.

>>26056480
Basically just therapy that isn't really CBT. I have an hour long appointment each week and mostly just use it as an excuse to talk to a real life human.

>>26056638
Working behind a counter in a small village shop. Waiter and merchant navy are close

>>26056638
I'd love to work for the national archives, but the salary is absurdly low so I never apply for their vacancies. I get that working there is a labour of love, but I'm too much of a mercenary.

>>26056672
Not in my local shops. The only men I've seen at the counter are boomers getting bored with their pensions.

>dpd delivering something for me today
>look at the driver's name
>it's harry rather than some paki name

thank you lord for blessing me this day

>>26056700
lol wow did you really just say that? as if their nationality has anything to do with their ability to deliver your penis replacement

>>26056638
a video shop in the 90's

>>26056684
I see, what sort of stuff do you do there? 'drama therapy' so is it like acting out situations and stuff? The best thing I had was a Support Time Recovery worker, he was great, I'd see him a few times a week and we would just go out for coffee or something, other times we'd go to a snooker club or to the gym; those times there'd be other people he saw with us. I don't see him any more though, I couldn't continue the services from the place due to funding cuts

>>26056544
Replace the /pol/ tier stuff in the middle building
Something bugs me about the weebshit sticking out of the windows and the chav too, and the think bubble could be a little smaller
The cat and pepe need to be eliminated and the pigeon need to get out of slav pepe's arse
Why are sports and CV pepe hanging around the paki shop anyway?
Other than that it's a solid OP

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>>26050473
Windy outside today lads, bought myself a couple of those microwave BBQ rib burgers, a fudge brownie Frijj, bagels, ham and some philadelphia cheese.

Come on postie get your ass into gear

>check weather
>rain reports every single fucking day for the next 7 days in manchester

godamnit, spring can't come soon enough.

>>26057012
ALL TOP NOTCH APART FROM THOSE BURGERS

>>26056843
sometimes it's shit like 'pick out some cards with pictures on them to form a story or express how you feel right now', or 'pick some cards with words on them for what you are, what you aren't and what you would like to be'
Other times it's literally just conversation. Amongst other things, I've recommended my therapist some anime and taught her the rules of cricket.

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Any other neets into runescape here?

>>26057012
>leaving the house

BUT HOW

I've just ate left over chilli on toast now I feel sick

>>26056700
well I was a bit surprised, harry was a black man, though it was okay, he had an english accent so he was born here at least

>>26057046
>and taught her the rules of cricket.

The only question on my mind is why?

>Get a cheque in the post
>It's 61p
Yeah, that's the kind of thing I really notice.

Yo who still up from shitposting in the comfy hours last night?

I am man only 1 beer left though. Been up listening to Alice in Chains and plotting how I'm going to /enditall/.

If anyone in the south west is up for a suicide pact let me know we'll get it done soon, will b e harder to pussy out if there is more than one of us to judge.

Let me know

>>26057159
been listening to this on repeat for the last few hours, not sure how much sanity I have left desu

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>Slept since 6 last night
>Woke up at 8
>feel like a pile of shit
>tired enough to sleep but as if that will help
what can i do to ease this torture?

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How much you got in at the moment, bots? Anyone overdrawn?

>>26057201
I refuse to lay this game because you'll have a savings account with 100 grand in it or something

>>26056544
Return end shop to Abrakebabra
Remove cameron, and corbyn from the windows
And why the fuck is stormzy in the drain

This doesn't represent /britfeel/ it represents edgy /pol/tards and /int/cucks

>>26057260
m-muh pol-tard boogeyman

lighten up, prick

Big Beef and chorizo sandwiches from Subway are pretty tasty desu, I don't get it often though since Subway is daylight robbery.

>>26057185
Exercise and fruit, sunlight and fresh air, talking to people and other normie memes
>>26057201
-100 at the minuet

>>26057293
All you lot like to do is stir up shit, just like now, you're trying to start an argument, pathetic

>>26057329
l i g h t e n u p

>>26057201
I think I'm at +684 but it says I have +714, I have some sort of payment pending and I have no idea where from. I think it'll just fail because it might be trying to double charge me for a game I bought but one of the methods failed.

I'm a poor faggot neet though, makes me feel bad that I consider this a mountain of money.

>>26056544
reverse the union flag, a small but nice touch imo

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>knock on the door
>run downstairs in case the postie tries to leg it before I get there
>it's just my aunt
COME ON POSTIE GET YOUR FLAME ON

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>mum charging me 400pcm rent to live at home in this shitehole even though I don't have a job and am literally not earning money

Is this why people have kids? A nice little extra earner on the side? Then if the child can't pay they just die quietly under a bridge, frozen to death and the parent takes no responsibility?

>>26057294

you can buy the ingredients yourself and make it in less time and 1/5th the cost.

>>26057329
>WAH WAH WAH I CAN'T STAND DIFFERING OPINIONS TO MY OWN

>>26057368
>400pcm
you could literally live on that on your own
how are you affording this with no income?

>>26057368
You could move out at that price

>>26057201

I had 7000 on august, enjoyed life too much, even with benefits I'm down to 500 now.

thank fucking god I got a job tomorrow, would suck being homeless.

>>26057368
Yeah they want to give you most of their energy and time, plus hundreds of thousands of pounds just so they could earn extra 400 cents every month when you are 18

t. guy who has no idea how biritsh monetary system works

>>26057378
>>26057374
>how are you affording this with no income?
Meagre savings that are dwindling rapidly.

>you could move out on that amount
Not really. No landlord is going to accept a NEET tenant who doesn't have 6+ months work history to guarantee that the rent payments will keep flowing. Plus bills / utilities expenses and the fact that I do not have a job mean that living on my own would just be a case of counting down the days until I got evicted.

>>26057340
Nice post
>>26057372
Stop changing your trip so people can't filter you
Annoying cunt, literally the shortest gimmick ever
The only thing that has me laughing is imagining the sniveling rat behind the posts

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>>26057435
>yfw tilde and shoutanon are just split personalities of Poleaboo

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I swallowed all of my pills. Every last bit.


Will this make you happy hannah

>>26057201
About 10k. I have a shit job but I never spend any money.

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>knock on the door
>run downstairs again
>it's just the builders next door asking if I had an electric fire upstairs or downstairs
FUCKING POSTIE GET THAT SHIT TO MY FRONT DOOR

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>>26057316
>Exercise and fruit, sunlight and fresh air, talking to people
I lol'd

>>26057047
jesus christ what has RS become

>>26057368
>400pcm

fucking move out lad

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>>26057589
I think I'll take my time actually anon, after all I'm in no rush :^)

t.postie

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>>26057368
>mfw rent is only 50 quid a month for me
>mfw I pay it with matched betting

Look up matched betting for a good bit of extra cheddar anon Made me hundreds so far
http://www.savethestudent.org/make-money/what-is-matched-betting.html

>>26057631
my 12-2 asda delivery will be here before you do you lazy bastard, stop posting on 4chin and get back to work

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>buy grandfather speaker as he's deaf and can't hear TV
>can't get it to work right
>ask him for TV manual
>says he threw it out with the box
>in the end say we will send the speaker back
>mfw he already destroyed and binned the box

WHY?! Why does he have to throw everything away?

>>26057678
>50 quid a month

literally how are you living in a telephone box?

>>26057702
No it's our family home we've owned for over 110 years. I just throw mummy and daddy 50 quid.

>>26057681
I don't trust ASDA delivery drivers as far as I can throw them Tbh

I got a 12-2 delivery the other day and it came at 2:30

was considering complaining but the bloke was proper nice and sounded down on his luck so I didn't want him getting in trouble

>>26057435
PAKISHOUTTILDE HASNT CHANGED IT IN AGES~

>>26057710
>we've owned for over 110 years

could not give a toss, are you trying to boast?

that's not rent, that's a cuck tax. You still live with mummy and daddy and have to pay a cuck tax for the 'privilege'

>>26057722
not a fan of this gimmick any more if I'm honest mate, wouldn't shed a tear if you packed it in for good

>>26057712
I had some russian/polish guy once, he kept making jokes about my name
"Are you Wright? You must be the right guy hoho!"
"You've got a couple of substitutions if that's alright? No... you're all Wright! HOHO!"

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>>26057710
I Pay 100 quid and stil don't think that's bad as I eat a lot and use a lot of electric and water.

>those parents who make their kids pay several hundred bong (an actual rent) a month and always want to know how much money they have

>>26057725
>Internet
>Sky multi room
>Cozy double bed
>All my vidya
>Mummies home cooking
>Shopping bought every week
>Two living rooms, one which I occupy alone

I've got a very good deal mate. Best of all, I'm not even an autist - well, I'm about 10% autist.

>>26057770
I'm jelly as fuck. I'd love to taste your mums home cooking, especially her roast beef.

>>26057741
should have lamped him

>>26057770
you still live with your parents and that's pathetic

me
>internet (obviously)
>virgin media TV
>double bed
>PC for vidya
>Home cooking that I make myself because I'm not a child
>buy my own shopping because I'm not a child
>live with mates who are a proper laugh

would much rather move out Tbh, only advantage you've got is the cheap rent but come on, how old are you?

>>26057817
>live with mates

Imagine paying to live with other people

You must be a 19 year old kid

>>26057817
>you still live with your parents and that's pathetic
>falling for the rent meme is somehow less pathetic
This house will be mine one day, you're just a uni cunt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSVnVJrTDGM
OOOOOOOH MAMA OH MAMA

>>26057535
>mfw I know droves pussified, over-emotional, stunted lads who do and say shit like this.

Makes it easy for me to swoop in fuck women you've been after for years.

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Whats everybody having for lunch?

Fish finger sandwich here.

>>26057841
>get to live with people you get on with
>rent is cheaper

not seeing a flaw thus far

>>26057847
>not having your own property you rent out

I make about an extra 700 a month renting out my nan's old flat Tbh

renting is perfect if you aren't situated in one place

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>mfw waiting for the postie

>>26057879
brown rice, chicken and sweet potato

oats, banana, milk and frozen raspberry smoothie

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtE0lhuFhn8

What are you lads listening to?

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>>26057890
>tfw delivery came for me

>>26057879
leftover chicken

>>26057908
listening to and watching a jav

>>26057879
a slice of bread with leerdammer on it.

>>26057879
Probably a pot noodle when my asda gets here, had a chicken hot pot ready meal for breakfast

>>26057940
Asda deliver now? Wish I had cash to burn.

>>26057678
>I pay it with matched betting
I lost 2000 quids through bettings....

>>26057535
I hope this guy dies a painful death. He's the most pathetic brit here.

>>26057890
mine always comes between 12h30 and 14h00. I hate to wait for parcels

>>26058004
Asda and tesco, probably more even companies like iceland and morrisons

>>26058015

I doubt those three ibuprofen will hurt him too much.

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>>26050473
Pretty original comment here

>>26058015
>him the most pathetic
>not me

fuck you desu senpai

>>26058021
DPD are the best courier for me, email you in the morning saying if it'll be delivered, give you a 1 hour time slot, allow you to reschedule if you need to even on the day.

>>26057535

What a hopeless faggot, atleast the nutrients from your dead body will help some trees/weeds grow

>>26058024
I guess so. I'd pay to watch him down bleach, that's how much I dislike his whiny pathetic posts.

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>can usually smoke weed in room as parents never come in for any reason
>been doing it 2 years and they have never found out
>smoking other night
>dad walks in asking me to do something on his ipad
>stoned as fuck
>asks me what that smell is
>''I just lit a candle''
>mfw he believed me

Poleaboo and tilde update when?

Anyone else noticed that poleaboo has a very unique way of writing that is very hard to copy?

>>26057535
Lmao wants to kill himself over a 4/10

>>26058093
he knew what you were doing, he just wanted you to tell the truth anon

>>26058096
tilde is online on skype, so he's here

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>>26058096
>Tilde

too soon mate

RIP ;_;

>>26058105
Doubt it. For some reason my parents seem to think weed is on par with heroin or crack.

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>>26058096
Fuck off you retarded piece of shit.

Everyone knows it's you Poleaboo, asking for updates, because no-one else actually gives a fuck about you, or your spastic life.

>>26058093
He knows, but by having you lie he shifts any responsibility onto you.
If you had told the truth it'd mean him having to do something. My mum is the same with my brother, she hates the fact he lights up in the shed but will gladly pretend it doesn't happen.

>>26058126
Because it is mate. Look lets not get into the argument before you start, but it's not harmless, and it's illegal for a reason, the damage it does to people, families and communities is on par with heroin and crack.

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You've got 50 mins postie until you've cost the company money, 1pm GUARANTEED OR SENDER GETS THEIR MONEY BACK

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>>26050473
just got myself out of bed, not the earliest time but i am ready for another 'great' day.

>>26058121
Thank fuck for that. Maybe things will get back to normal around here.

>>26058140
keep reporting with updates desu senpai

>>26058147
he is the #1 cause of this thread's decline if I'm honest

>>26058096
Shit who's tilde!? I think I've missed a great story.

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>>26050473
Might as well even though I'm super late, I mean I'm here after all.

>>26057879

Had 70g of rolled oats and 2 scoops of peanut butter ON! whey @ 11am.

Tastes fuckin good, but now I'm feeling sleepy because of the carb spike.

So prolly won't eat till 6pm before I start raiding.

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How do you bro's do it. How do you come to accept foreigners within the country and not give a fuck?

Having worked with polski's for 3 years, only to come home and then deal with all sorts of Eastern European trash online that throw games, disconnect and abandon for no reason and insult everyone who is English.

Then looking up about all the multi-culturism bullshit going in in the country, yet somehow we're still considered racist/disgusting.

I never used to be, but my hatred for it all has only grown further and further over the many years, and I'm beginning to really understand just why people /loseit/ and decide to shoot places up. The decent does not ever outweigh the bad. For one 'good' person you encounter at least 20 trash.

>>26058153
There's no update if there is no postie, I'm just going to have an angry wank and post again when his fat ass hopefully arrives
Went out for delivery at half 7 so he's been out nearly 5 hours

>>26058093
I wish my parents would leave me alone. I'm not even allowed the door shut. Also not allowed to be in bed if it's not bedtime.

>>26058139
Autism mate.

The only people who live shitty lived because they smoke weed are the same people who would lead shitty lives no matter what.

I know TONS of people that smoke who have good jobs, families, nice cars, savings, good social lifes etc

Of course, I also know several losers who smoke and don't do anything with their lives, but like I said, they wouldn't be doing anything with their lives even if they didn't smoke weed.

>>26058154
Think you mean improvement mate. Tilde is the best thing to happen to britfeel in a long time.

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>>26058159
Don't know if you have this already or not.

>>26058174

First you have to stop being a whiny bitch and judging an entire nationality based on a few people who play games.

HE FUCKING CAME LADS YUSSSSSSS

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bored of my shit job

>>26058190
>THOSE TEETH

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

>>26058188

Nah, tilde and every other tripfags are just faggots who are cancerous to this malignant board.

>>26058186
Congrats on knowing the only 5 people who have alright jobs (a good job doesn't mean you wear a suit and tie to it). I knew you couldn't help but respond either, you just had to defend your precious addiction.

Need a run down on tilde pls

>>26058227
some gay cunt.

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>>26058190
I don't have that, I only have around 10 pictures of my waifu I took myself in game and a few I've just found around. Can't say I'm liking this person trying to impersonate my waifu though desu.

>>26058186
Agreed, I used to think weed burnt a lot of my friends out and made them lazy, then I realised they had just become boring and lazy so gravitated to weed rather than the other way round.

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>>26050694
if you can get bux on depression only for work I am sure I will get bux for my depression and anxiety.
wish me luck lads. I need at least 40% disability.

I am Israeli tho.

>>26058193

And if it happens on a daily basis? If gaming was the only fucking thing you ever found yourself enjoying and even then shitstains still manage to shit that up as well.

I'm tired of Britian just being a walking fucking doormat for the EU and people just accepting the shit shoveled into their mouths on a daily basis. God forbid you speak up against it though.

>>26058227

Stop posting about yourself tilde, you sad fuck.

>>26058227
>pops up out of nowhere talking about how he throws up all the time because he hates eating
>posts his shit waifu with every post along with his gimmick of putting a '~' at the end of each sentence because he thinks he's in an anime
>starts to trip and still does to this day
>people dox him, find his facebook where he roleplays as 'Gym Leader Broly' - subsequently deletes it
>has a fan club of 1 member who defends him to the ends of the earth
>does nothing all day but shitpost his waifu and talk about throwing up and ordering diet pills because he's obese or some shit

>>26058260
>has a fan club of 1 member who defends him to the ends of the earth

Just going to point out I defend him as well as the other person, so there are at least 2 people who like him here.

>>26058174

>no problem with actual immigrants in real life
>get mad cause of russians in dota


I think you have a case of being a retarded fuck.

Also eastern europeans are saints compared to pajeets, plus they bring in them slavic goddesses.

>>26058227
Anorexic weeb with a cute personality

Most people like him

>>26058227
PAKISHOUTTILDE KNOWS TILDE AS A FAT AUTISTIC WEEB WHO LOVES NOTHING MORE THAN ROLEPLAY, POKEMON AND BULIMIA~

>>26058279

I second this guy.

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>>26050694
I get autismbux because I'm legit autistic.

The furthest I can go without panicking and running back home is to the field across the road when walking my doggo.

>tfw sleeping is my favorite activity
>tfw I don't have an obsession that I'm really good at like other autists and spergs
>tfw completely useless

>>26058260
>>26058270
yeah, I defend him too. cheesy quirks aside the guy's more tolerable than half the fucks in here

>>26058279

>Russians

And peruvians, and French, and Turks, and Sweeds.

>No problem with actual imigrants in real life.

Not true, I tried to be accepting but I'm reaching the point of supporting the next UK Hitler because i'm sick of people coming to our country then trying to change it to THEIR liking.

Ofcourse, the government is just as trash for allowing it and letting our economy go out to these other countries then blame everyone else for it.

>>26058227
>17
>thought he was unique by using "~" after ever sentence
>started using a tripcode and avatar (kougyoku) when people impersonated
>roleplays a pokemon gym leader on facebook
>took this page down when we discovered it (googling "kougyokubro" would show a cached version, sadly no longer)
>cried on skype to an anon on skype when this happened
>moved roleplaying to here
>always talks about not eating despite being very overweight
>jumps in to defend himself by taking his tripcode off

Basically if you see him post, just ignore and repot it. Whenever you see someone say "we like him" it's him. Nobody wants him here.

>>26058219
There is no getting through to an autist.

Weed isn't the problem. The person is the problem. I'm gonna smoke my brains out tonight, go to work tomorrow and be perfectly fine and do my job like I should.

Oh yeah, the 5 people you mentioned are actually the wastes of space who don't have jobs. I know at least 15 people who smoke weed regularly and have good jobs. It's a fucking plant for christ sake.

>>26058316
I'm about to get tested, the pre-assessment lady said I'm a certain case.

What can I expect for the final assessment? I dropped out of school at 15 and have been housebound for nearly 10 years so this shit has been real hard.

>>26058345
>jumps in to defend himself by taking his tripcode off
>Whenever you see someone say "we like him" it's him. Nobody wants him here.

would love to see proof of this desu

>>26057879
some of that cheesy bread with some butter on it and a chocolate eclair

can't even be bothered with life desu today

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>>26058247
I hope we don't leave the EU.

I personally am voting to stay in.
I plan on leaving the UK one day, it's nice to know that you can live anywhere you want in Europe.

Also I don't mind all the Polish, Romanian etc immigrants. More Polish should come, tons more, and have lots and lots of lovely white babies.

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alright lads, i'm pretty excited to start my magical girls role-playing thing i'm doing soon with some online 'friends'. none of them have seen yuru yuri so i have basically made Akari under a love based magic ruleset in the game.

so far i have got the magical girl name/line as: Strawberry, bear, ranger -Akari- The hidden protector. but not sure if that could be improved as a uh lengthy magical girl name/intro line. any thoughts lads, other than I'm autistic?

>>26058384
why not just play dnd nigga?

>>26058380
I want to leave the EU because I like change for the sake of change

Living anywhere in Europe is a nice option, but all of Europe is equally shit anyway

>>26057598
It has become ultimate /comfy/.

The rs general is circlejerk cancer though.

>>26058380

polish women you mean, every single one of them I've been with I had a wonderful time.

>>26058372
Of f out to the jobcentre to drop off my sicknote for some of them depression bux

>>26058380
>>26058405
unsure if poleaboo is lurking about or not

>>26057598

That's RS 3. They actually brought back 07 servers since there were a lot of people interested, and to this day is still being updated with new content.

>>26058396
we played that for 6+ months, and numenera currently for about as long. its nice upping the anty until we party wipe and going onto something else.

>>26058380

You do realise that you can go to other countries without being in the EU right?

The EU brings nothing but negatives to Britain.

Thankfully the polls are showing Leave is winning and the campaign has only just begun.

>>26058443
have you guys played pretend yet?

>>26058380

Romanian girls are so great, I am probably voting to stay in as well, if we leave they will all be replaced with Pajeets.

>>26058445
I honestly can't see us leaving. People hate change and when the time comes, the "In" advertisements are going to absolutely dominate

>>26058433

I can see why he loves them so much, I do too.

too bad he's a creepyass ugly motherfucker.

>>26058405
Not if youre poo in the loo poleaboo

>>26058461

Leave has cross party support and good funding too. Cameron hasn't even come back with his little renegotiation which the press will hammer him over. With all these "refugees" it is just making people want to vote to leave more likely, if there is another big terrorist attack in Europe soon it is over.

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>>26058380
Pol and /pol/ out.

>>26058471
I dunno why it was such a shock to him, why is it surprising a white girl has zero interest in a curry skin

>>26058525
I'm sure another image of a shit skin baby drowning will kill the "Leave" vite

>>26058533
*record scratch*
FREEZE FRAME

Yep. That's me. The genius posting in /britfeel/.
So you're probably wondering how I got here, well sit back and let me show you.

>>26058533
Why are you seeking validation when you're a self-proclaimed genius?

>>26058540

You think people give a toss about that? It's been happening so often that it's used up now, also people don't want the fuckers coming looking at what they are doing in Netherlands/Belgium/Germany/Denmark/Sweden/France.

>>26058540
i'm not sure that could be used in a stay campaign desu lad.

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>>26058445
>You do realise that you can go to other countries without being in the EU right?

Of course you can, but it's a hell of a a lot harder to remain permanently. And without a Visa.

There's no way we'll leave. The referendum will not even happen if there is a chance of us leaving the EU.

>>26058451
Also what this guy said, I don't want all the sexy Polish/Romanian girls being replaced with Pakis/Niggers.

>>26058573
We're leaving. We've been on "exit" for months now and the gap is only widening.

Once we exit Europe all those scummy Europeans will be deported. Hope you're ready cuck.

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>>26058560
Weiss macht

big australia alpha bull here

are any of you runts actually still a virgin? fucking pathetic if you are. sort your shit out immediately.

NEW THREAD
>>/int/54213051
>>/int/54213051
>>/int/54213051

if you cunts are virgins then literally submit yourself to a superior runt-master and prepare for the salt mines, runts.

>>26058600

Enjoy all the nigress/indian women then.

Maybe if you're lucky you'll find a chav bitch that doesn't look inbred.

I'll have literally no reason to stay in this shithole if all the eastern euro/mid euro babes leave.

Just gonna take all my money and move to south east asia.

the /int/vasion has begun...

>>26058558
he's bored with shitting up /brit/
>>>/int/54215352

>>26058600
>actually believing we will leave the EU

If there was any chance of the referendum succeeding, the referendum wouldn't be happening.

>>26058632
why would anyone leave? why would any of this change except in your mind for the sole purpose of shitposting.

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>my penis has never made contact with the vaginal wall

/brit/ is here

bow down to us normieknights you pathetic neet vermin scum

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>women? no that is one possession i cannot acquire

pathetic runts, the lot of you.

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>am i virgin? why yes, but of course!

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>I worship no god, so i will not worship vagina!

>all these butthurt normies

Stay mad wagies. Notice how you can't help come to our thread and we don't even think about your thread. I'd take a good look in the mirror next time you want to see someone pathetic.

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>>26058632
>Just gonna take all my money and move to south east asia
I've considered this too. How much money do you think you'd need, to "retire" to somewhere like Thailand, in your 30's.

Got a house that I inherited, that's worth around Half a million pounds.

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>>26050473
Cycling in this weather is not fun

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>i may be a perma virgin with no job or aspirations but at least i get to live comfortable on the meager amount of money the government allows me to have because of my crippling mental disabilities
>also im a virgin

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>am i virgin and also mentally handicapped? correct! quite correct!

>>26058730
>10 kids
>anything resembling a vagina

It's just a constantly dripping wound.

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>>26050473
I wonder if she still posts here...

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>Why yes, m'lud, I am a regular on the /r9k/ general, dubbed by its inhabitants as /britfeel/

Amazing how jealous these cucks over our thread

>>26058730

going back to the philippines cause I got connections/family there and can own property.

currently want to save 8k a year, if something shitty happens within the next 10-20 years I can easily retire there.

>>26058788
>family
>pinoy

sorry

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Why do people automatically associate K-ON with autism? I have a vast K-ON collection, mostly Ritsu and Jun Suzuki pictures which seem to be the main issues, and I don't understand how this makes me autistic. I'm a virgin, yes, but K-ON actually make me MORE likely to get laid. I have had countless conversations with cute girls in my classes about the K-ON pictures I post. I have been able to speak to women for the first time because they want to know about my 2d Waifu, or my latest Mitsu Deviantart. I dream of meeting a girl called Rio so I can say "I own a 2d Mio but I want a 3d Rio", that is when I will lose my virginity. But I'm not autistic. I save these pictures to use as often as I can. I have many friends.

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>Yes, m'lady, I am rather fond of the word 'cuck'. I find it rather "triggers", as it were, the politically correct lefties I so despise

>>26058802
It's not K-ON specifically, it's anime in general.
Autism has become synonymous with anime.

>>26058702
#virgin #blessed

>>26058730
>that guy getting shut down trying to show her a dick pic

didn't know blacks could be betas

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>good'een to thee m'waifu, shall we plight our troth this eve pray tell?

>>26058600

If that's the case, you should get some betting in on it. We are 2/5 to stay and a very tasty 7/4 to leave.

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>>26058825
I don't want to be rude, because i appreciate your post, but you obviously don't know who i am.
Naturally i have the perfect opinion on anime and girl rankings, that is because i only watch smart anime. I bring in my own above average IQ and my knowledge from University to evaluate and quantify the 'Best' of every show and character. I make sure only smart anime is posted and liked here. This is not a subjective opinion, these are cold hard objective facts.

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>Good morning, m'lady, allow me to introduce myself. My name is Anon and I am a young man from the United Kingdom who is on the autistic spectrum and enjoys Japanese animation.
>Whilst I've never had sex or even had a girlfriend I do hold out hope that one day these injustices will be corrected, and that m'fair maiden will somewhat resemble my waifu.
>Speaking of waifus, permit me to introduce you to her...

>>26058797

don't care, get worshipped as a god if you're foreign.

also have like 100x more money than their middle class.

>>26058867

I don't know how to break this to you, but your waifu is a tub. I like the fashion sense she has though, light blue and white goes well.

>>26058865
Where does someone find girls to discuss keion with

I need a Ritsu gf

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>>26058247
>I'm tired of Britian just being a walking fucking doormat for the EU

He actually believes this lads.

Anyone seen the Beeb's latest anti-NEET propaganda?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-35399598

The notion that running in the safety of your own home is worse than doing it in the park where you could get mugged or raped. They're really pulling out all the stops to make us look stupid.

>>26058936
i have no idea, anime clubs are cancer. i dont really know many girls though. You might be better trying to find a Femboy who looks like Ritsu.