Want to buy myself a really nice stainless steel frying pan to learn how to cook, but then I remembered I really, really hate cooking during the day and my dad whinges like a bitch if I cook at night.
Post em waifus boys and girls
>tfw only like 10 pictures on my phone
This took me way too long desu senpai baka
>BADLY want a kebab
>mums and dad asleep
>see ABRAkebabRA in OP pic
>want a kebab more
>will just settle for a wank to Hannah
what other feels have we got going on tonight fellers.
any NEETS in the house considering its a work night?
>what other feels have we got going on tonight fellers.
The feel where it takes me 40 minutes to make one post, even this post took me 20 minutes to format right. You fucks better be thankful I'm posting tonight
I think it's 400/month. Will be getting more soon when properly evaluated.
Those are given by the GP. Then you send them off to DWP. Eventually no need for them once you go to a disability assessment appointment.
It's not that hard.
im gonna go to bed too, listen to the radio till 4:50 when the program ends.
fucking thirsty, always get dehydrated when I have a pizza, all that dough dries me out.
lads how hard as an spaniard is to enter the army REME? Ireally want to become a metalsmith
I happen to think yukari is an a-okay waifu.
I didn't ask for your approval or anything, b-baka
But I'll accept it anyway
>you will never be alice
>you will never have sex with shinobu
why even live
Went to bed early, now I'm groggy with nothing to do.
At least shoutanon and angryanon aren't on. They drown out normal conversation.
>4 hours until job interview
>panic sets in
>go on website
>it's permanent, can't undo it now
>still have to leave the house at 8:30 for a couple of hours to pretend that I went
Great, 2 hours of wandering aimlessly around in a suit.
I like it when there is a slow but steady amount of posts, feels comfy desu
I find the lunchtime lull is pleasant. All the cranky wagies are at work, but the shitposting NEETS are sleeping.
Fuck off I'm fosh timber fuck's hit the beams to never steel an insight to, do you know what I meme and why I'll grow tatties
tattoo'sfae fef far flung to the ears of these queers
>the price of a fuck off range
>I'm the flush purse found at a lost party
>beam's cost fashion and balancd bird within
>my hand soft and glad to be found, follow me I will create a personal footer
>to be quick and repicet Quick
>time text watch
>Ben book face it, looks to loose to tie that noose
>loving the op lad
The devil is in the detail
I usually get up around 5pm, then stay awake until about 1am two days later, then sleep for a solid 15/16 hours and repeat.
I woke up at 5pm yesterday, so I'll be awake for a long while yet.
>Cool senpai, how did it get like that?
Being a NEET for a year and not being able to sleep properly unless I'm really tired. Also, I have really vivid dreams when I do this and remember them when I wake up most of the time.
Had a dream my oneitis was some sort of transexual, her fanny was all fucked up and at one point she had a "boi pusi", just a little fucking phimosis pecker and a shaved ball bag
I will never get that image out of my head
Why am I my own worst enemy?
>order kebab and chips off justeat
>six pound plus two pound delivery
>it's just meat and chips
>accidentally spill salt all over the chips and ruin them
>tfw eating rancid chunks of salty meat I paid eight quid for
Why didn't you just go for a 10 pound place? Usually that's when you start getting free delivery
>tfw you've tried probably 15-20 kebab places and 10-15 chinese places on justeat and now you've narrowed it down to the best ones in SE London
feels pretty good man
>looked in the mirror
>jesus christ, i am fat as fuck
>just weighed myself
15kg I've gained this past year, lads
Newlad, just wait until you get cucked and you'll see
I'm living in the US, but from Newcastle originally- my question: can I actively take part in these threads, and talk about this horrific (American) landmass? I've been on r9k since about 2007, saw the rise and fall of the robot, have never felt a stronger English identity. I need to know, because otherwise I'll just lurk.
I fell for the "pulling" meme lads.
>wasting a fun night out with the lads trying to impress some bird
>forking out for her drinks
>leaving a club I paid to get into early
>not getting a kebab on the way home
>too drunk to have good sex anyway, get it in a few times then just stop because neither of us are enjoying it
>morning was awkward, as will every future encounter I have with this lass.
She just left, she couldn't find her keys but I really wanted her to be gone. Being a normie is overrated, I'll stick to staying in and smoking weed in future
>got a call from tesco everything finally went through
>paid induction tomorrow and work starts on friday
YES! 22 GRAND A YEAR FOR STOCKING CORN FLAKES AND TOMATOS WHILE ONLY PAYING 350 TOTAL RENT/BILLS A MONTH!
Gonna save 1k a month and buy meself some cheekbone implants or someshit.
How hard is it to get a decent supermarket job? I'm inheriting a house from my parent and it's close as fuck to like 4 big chains, so I'm planning to just wageslave there and live the comfortable life.
Fuck moving to London or somewhere just so I can earn more than I'd ever need doing a job I hate with no free time.
The OP image isn't comfy enough.
What would you like changed?
like 1 out of 10 applications passed.
it's night shift so I guess they were desperate, I just acted like a super normie chad and got in.
commute is 1 hour tho, but i can afford to move homes after my months wage
>the guy with the bag in abrakebabra is hanging out the window which makes no sense
>the drawing of the cat is ridiculous, no idea why it's there
>baby pepe doesn't really fit if I'm honest and he isn't cut out well
>to let sign is still a bit shit
I'd love to work for the national archives, but the salary is absurdly low so I never apply for their vacancies. I get that working there is a labour of love, but I'm too much of a mercenary.
I see, what sort of stuff do you do there? 'drama therapy' so is it like acting out situations and stuff? The best thing I had was a Support Time Recovery worker, he was great, I'd see him a few times a week and we would just go out for coffee or something, other times we'd go to a snooker club or to the gym; those times there'd be other people he saw with us. I don't see him any more though, I couldn't continue the services from the place due to funding cuts
Replace the /pol/ tier stuff in the middle building
Something bugs me about the weebshit sticking out of the windows and the chav too, and the think bubble could be a little smaller
The cat and pepe need to be eliminated and the pigeon need to get out of slav pepe's arse
Why are sports and CV pepe hanging around the paki shop anyway?
Other than that it's a solid OP
Windy outside today lads, bought myself a couple of those microwave BBQ rib burgers, a fudge brownie Frijj, bagels, ham and some philadelphia cheese.
sometimes it's shit like 'pick out some cards with pictures on them to form a story or express how you feel right now', or 'pick some cards with words on them for what you are, what you aren't and what you would like to be' Other times it's literally just conversation. Amongst other things, I've recommended my therapist some anime and taught her the rules of cricket.
Yo who still up from shitposting in the comfy hours last night?
I am man only 1 beer left though. Been up listening to Alice in Chains and plotting how I'm going to /enditall/.
If anyone in the south west is up for a suicide pact let me know we'll get it done soon, will b e harder to pussy out if there is more than one of us to judge.
Let me know
>Slept since 6 last night
>Woke up at 8
>feel like a pile of shit
>tired enough to sleep but as if that will help
what can i do to ease this torture?
How much you got in at the moment, bots? Anyone overdrawn?
Return end shop to Abrakebabra
Remove cameron, and corbyn from the windows
And why the fuck is stormzy in the drain
This doesn't represent /britfeel/ it represents edgy /pol/tards and /int/cucks
I think I'm at +684 but it says I have +714, I have some sort of payment pending and I have no idea where from. I think it'll just fail because it might be trying to double charge me for a game I bought but one of the methods failed.
I'm a poor faggot neet though, makes me feel bad that I consider this a mountain of money.
>knock on the door
>run downstairs in case the postie tries to leg it before I get there
>it's just my aunt
COME ON POSTIE GET YOUR FLAME ON
>mum charging me 400pcm rent to live at home in this shitehole even though I don't have a job and am literally not earning money
Is this why people have kids? A nice little extra earner on the side? Then if the child can't pay they just die quietly under a bridge, frozen to death and the parent takes no responsibility?
Yeah they want to give you most of their energy and time, plus hundreds of thousands of pounds just so they could earn extra 400 cents every month when you are 18
t. guy who has no idea how biritsh monetary system works
>how are you affording this with no income?
Meagre savings that are dwindling rapidly.
>you could move out on that amount
Not really. No landlord is going to accept a NEET tenant who doesn't have 6+ months work history to guarantee that the rent payments will keep flowing. Plus bills / utilities expenses and the fact that I do not have a job mean that living on my own would just be a case of counting down the days until I got evicted.
Stop changing your trip so people can't filter you
Annoying cunt, literally the shortest gimmick ever
The only thing that has me laughing is imagining the sniveling rat behind the posts
>yfw tilde and shoutanon are just split personalities of Poleaboo
I swallowed all of my pills. Every last bit.
Will this make you happy hannah
>knock on the door
>run downstairs again
>it's just the builders next door asking if I had an electric fire upstairs or downstairs
FUCKING POSTIE GET THAT SHIT TO MY FRONT DOOR
>Exercise and fruit, sunlight and fresh air, talking to people
I think I'll take my time actually anon, after all I'm in no rush :^)
>mfw rent is only 50 quid a month for me
>mfw I pay it with matched betting
Look up matched betting for a good bit of extra cheddar anon Made me hundreds so far
>buy grandfather speaker as he's deaf and can't hear TV
>can't get it to work right
>ask him for TV manual
>says he threw it out with the box
>in the end say we will send the speaker back
>mfw he already destroyed and binned the box
WHY?! Why does he have to throw everything away?
I don't trust ASDA delivery drivers as far as I can throw them Tbh
I got a 12-2 delivery the other day and it came at 2:30
was considering complaining but the bloke was proper nice and sounded down on his luck so I didn't want him getting in trouble
>we've owned for over 110 years
could not give a toss, are you trying to boast?
that's not rent, that's a cuck tax. You still live with mummy and daddy and have to pay a cuck tax for the 'privilege'
I had some russian/polish guy once, he kept making jokes about my name
"Are you Wright? You must be the right guy hoho!"
"You've got a couple of substitutions if that's alright? No... you're all Wright! HOHO!"
I Pay 100 quid and stil don't think that's bad as I eat a lot and use a lot of electric and water.
>those parents who make their kids pay several hundred bong (an actual rent) a month and always want to know how much money they have
>Sky multi room
>Cozy double bed
>All my vidya
>Mummies home cooking
>Shopping bought every week
>Two living rooms, one which I occupy alone
I've got a very good deal mate. Best of all, I'm not even an autist - well, I'm about 10% autist.
should have lamped him
you still live with your parents and that's pathetic
>virgin media TV
>PC for vidya
>Home cooking that I make myself because I'm not a child
>buy my own shopping because I'm not a child
>live with mates who are a proper laugh
would much rather move out Tbh, only advantage you've got is the cheap rent but come on, how old are you?
Whats everybody having for lunch?
Fish finger sandwich here.
>get to live with people you get on with
>rent is cheaper
not seeing a flaw thus far
>not having your own property you rent out
I make about an extra 700 a month renting out my nan's old flat Tbh
renting is perfect if you aren't situated in one place
What are you lads listening to?
>can usually smoke weed in room as parents never come in for any reason
>been doing it 2 years and they have never found out
>smoking other night
>dad walks in asking me to do something on his ipad
>stoned as fuck
>asks me what that smell is
>''I just lit a candle''
>mfw he believed me
Fuck off you retarded piece of shit.
Everyone knows it's you Poleaboo, asking for updates, because no-one else actually gives a fuck about you, or your spastic life.
He knows, but by having you lie he shifts any responsibility onto you.
If you had told the truth it'd mean him having to do something. My mum is the same with my brother, she hates the fact he lights up in the shed but will gladly pretend it doesn't happen.
Because it is mate. Look lets not get into the argument before you start, but it's not harmless, and it's illegal for a reason, the damage it does to people, families and communities is on par with heroin and crack.
You've got 50 mins postie until you've cost the company money, 1pm GUARANTEED OR SENDER GETS THEIR MONEY BACK
just got myself out of bed, not the earliest time but i am ready for another 'great' day.
Might as well even though I'm super late, I mean I'm here after all.
Had 70g of rolled oats and 2 scoops of peanut butter ON! whey @ 11am.
Tastes fuckin good, but now I'm feeling sleepy because of the carb spike.
So prolly won't eat till 6pm before I start raiding.
How do you bro's do it. How do you come to accept foreigners within the country and not give a fuck?
Having worked with polski's for 3 years, only to come home and then deal with all sorts of Eastern European trash online that throw games, disconnect and abandon for no reason and insult everyone who is English.
Then looking up about all the multi-culturism bullshit going in in the country, yet somehow we're still considered racist/disgusting.
I never used to be, but my hatred for it all has only grown further and further over the many years, and I'm beginning to really understand just why people /loseit/ and decide to shoot places up. The decent does not ever outweigh the bad. For one 'good' person you encounter at least 20 trash.
There's no update if there is no postie, I'm just going to have an angry wank and post again when his fat ass hopefully arrives
Went out for delivery at half 7 so he's been out nearly 5 hours
The only people who live shitty lived because they smoke weed are the same people who would lead shitty lives no matter what.
I know TONS of people that smoke who have good jobs, families, nice cars, savings, good social lifes etc
Of course, I also know several losers who smoke and don't do anything with their lives, but like I said, they wouldn't be doing anything with their lives even if they didn't smoke weed.
Don't know if you have this already or not.
Congrats on knowing the only 5 people who have alright jobs (a good job doesn't mean you wear a suit and tie to it). I knew you couldn't help but respond either, you just had to defend your precious addiction.
I don't have that, I only have around 10 pictures of my waifu I took myself in game and a few I've just found around. Can't say I'm liking this person trying to impersonate my waifu though desu.
Agreed, I used to think weed burnt a lot of my friends out and made them lazy, then I realised they had just become boring and lazy so gravitated to weed rather than the other way round.
if you can get bux on depression only for work I am sure I will get bux for my depression and anxiety.
wish me luck lads. I need at least 40% disability.
I am Israeli tho.
And if it happens on a daily basis? If gaming was the only fucking thing you ever found yourself enjoying and even then shitstains still manage to shit that up as well.
I'm tired of Britian just being a walking fucking doormat for the EU and people just accepting the shit shoveled into their mouths on a daily basis. God forbid you speak up against it though.
>pops up out of nowhere talking about how he throws up all the time because he hates eating
>posts his shit waifu with every post along with his gimmick of putting a '~' at the end of each sentence because he thinks he's in an anime
>starts to trip and still does to this day
>people dox him, find his facebook where he roleplays as 'Gym Leader Broly' - subsequently deletes it
>has a fan club of 1 member who defends him to the ends of the earth
>does nothing all day but shitpost his waifu and talk about throwing up and ordering diet pills because he's obese or some shit
>has a fan club of 1 member who defends him to the ends of the earth
Just going to point out I defend him as well as the other person, so there are at least 2 people who like him here.
>no problem with actual immigrants in real life
>get mad cause of russians in dota
I think you have a case of being a retarded fuck.
Also eastern europeans are saints compared to pajeets, plus they bring in them slavic goddesses.
I get autismbux because I'm legit autistic.
The furthest I can go without panicking and running back home is to the field across the road when walking my doggo.
>tfw sleeping is my favorite activity
>tfw I don't have an obsession that I'm really good at like other autists and spergs
>tfw completely useless
And peruvians, and French, and Turks, and Sweeds.
>No problem with actual imigrants in real life.
Not true, I tried to be accepting but I'm reaching the point of supporting the next UK Hitler because i'm sick of people coming to our country then trying to change it to THEIR liking.
Ofcourse, the government is just as trash for allowing it and letting our economy go out to these other countries then blame everyone else for it.
>thought he was unique by using "~" after ever sentence
>started using a tripcode and avatar (kougyoku) when people impersonated
>roleplays a pokemon gym leader on facebook
>took this page down when we discovered it (googling "kougyokubro" would show a cached version, sadly no longer)
>cried on skype to an anon on skype when this happened
>moved roleplaying to here
>always talks about not eating despite being very overweight
>jumps in to defend himself by taking his tripcode off
Basically if you see him post, just ignore and repot it. Whenever you see someone say "we like him" it's him. Nobody wants him here.
There is no getting through to an autist.
Weed isn't the problem. The person is the problem. I'm gonna smoke my brains out tonight, go to work tomorrow and be perfectly fine and do my job like I should.
Oh yeah, the 5 people you mentioned are actually the wastes of space who don't have jobs. I know at least 15 people who smoke weed regularly and have good jobs. It's a fucking plant for christ sake.
I'm about to get tested, the pre-assessment lady said I'm a certain case.
What can I expect for the final assessment? I dropped out of school at 15 and have been housebound for nearly 10 years so this shit has been real hard.
I hope we don't leave the EU.
I personally am voting to stay in.
I plan on leaving the UK one day, it's nice to know that you can live anywhere you want in Europe.
Also I don't mind all the Polish, Romanian etc immigrants. More Polish should come, tons more, and have lots and lots of lovely white babies.
alright lads, i'm pretty excited to start my magical girls role-playing thing i'm doing soon with some online 'friends'. none of them have seen yuru yuri so i have basically made Akari under a love based magic ruleset in the game.
so far i have got the magical girl name/line as: Strawberry, bear, ranger -Akari- The hidden protector. but not sure if that could be improved as a uh lengthy magical girl name/intro line. any thoughts lads, other than I'm autistic?
You do realise that you can go to other countries without being in the EU right?
The EU brings nothing but negatives to Britain.
Thankfully the polls are showing Leave is winning and the campaign has only just begun.
Leave has cross party support and good funding too. Cameron hasn't even come back with his little renegotiation which the press will hammer him over. With all these "refugees" it is just making people want to vote to leave more likely, if there is another big terrorist attack in Europe soon it is over.
You think people give a toss about that? It's been happening so often that it's used up now, also people don't want the fuckers coming looking at what they are doing in Netherlands/Belgium/Germany/Denmark/Sweden/France.
>You do realise that you can go to other countries without being in the EU right?
Of course you can, but it's a hell of a a lot harder to remain permanently. And without a Visa.
There's no way we'll leave. The referendum will not even happen if there is a chance of us leaving the EU.
Also what this guy said, I don't want all the sexy Polish/Romanian girls being replaced with Pakis/Niggers.
Enjoy all the nigress/indian women then.
Maybe if you're lucky you'll find a chav bitch that doesn't look inbred.
I'll have literally no reason to stay in this shithole if all the eastern euro/mid euro babes leave.
Just gonna take all my money and move to south east asia.
>my penis has never made contact with the vaginal wall
>women? no that is one possession i cannot acquire
>all these butthurt normies
Stay mad wagies. Notice how you can't help come to our thread and we don't even think about your thread. I'd take a good look in the mirror next time you want to see someone pathetic.
>Just gonna take all my money and move to south east asia
I've considered this too. How much money do you think you'd need, to "retire" to somewhere like Thailand, in your 30's.
Got a house that I inherited, that's worth around Half a million pounds.
>i may be a perma virgin with no job or aspirations but at least i get to live comfortable on the meager amount of money the government allows me to have because of my crippling mental disabilities
>also im a virgin
>am i virgin and also mentally handicapped? correct! quite correct!
I wonder if she still posts here...
>Why yes, m'lud, I am a regular on the /r9k/ general, dubbed by its inhabitants as /britfeel/
going back to the philippines cause I got connections/family there and can own property.
currently want to save 8k a year, if something shitty happens within the next 10-20 years I can easily retire there.
Why do people automatically associate K-ON with autism? I have a vast K-ON collection, mostly Ritsu and Jun Suzuki pictures which seem to be the main issues, and I don't understand how this makes me autistic. I'm a virgin, yes, but K-ON actually make me MORE likely to get laid. I have had countless conversations with cute girls in my classes about the K-ON pictures I post. I have been able to speak to women for the first time because they want to know about my 2d Waifu, or my latest Mitsu Deviantart. I dream of meeting a girl called Rio so I can say "I own a 2d Mio but I want a 3d Rio", that is when I will lose my virginity. But I'm not autistic. I save these pictures to use as often as I can. I have many friends.
>Yes, m'lady, I am rather fond of the word 'cuck'. I find it rather "triggers", as it were, the politically correct lefties I so despise
>good'een to thee m'waifu, shall we plight our troth this eve pray tell?
I don't want to be rude, because i appreciate your post, but you obviously don't know who i am.
Naturally i have the perfect opinion on anime and girl rankings, that is because i only watch smart anime. I bring in my own above average IQ and my knowledge from University to evaluate and quantify the 'Best' of every show and character. I make sure only smart anime is posted and liked here. This is not a subjective opinion, these are cold hard objective facts.
>Good morning, m'lady, allow me to introduce myself. My name is Anon and I am a young man from the United Kingdom who is on the autistic spectrum and enjoys Japanese animation.
>Whilst I've never had sex or even had a girlfriend I do hold out hope that one day these injustices will be corrected, and that m'fair maiden will somewhat resemble my waifu.
>Speaking of waifus, permit me to introduce you to her...
>I'm tired of Britian just being a walking fucking doormat for the EU
He actually believes this lads.
Anyone seen the Beeb's latest anti-NEET propaganda?
The notion that running in the safety of your own home is worse than doing it in the park where you could get mugged or raped. They're really pulling out all the stops to make us look stupid.
Imagine what he'd be like if we were all Greek, the actual doormat of the EU.
They get fucked over last year and for years before so nobody has any money (though tsipras made it worse by being an idiot) and now they are getting blamed for the migrant crisis. Seriously. Germany gives them an open invitation then blames Greece for letting them all in when public opinion on it goes to shit. They already have the scumbag turks encroaching on their air and sea space on a daily basis, absolutely no money, and they are expected to solve a crisis that Germany made happen.
Actually, fuck the EU. Germany are cunts. When Greeks have no food or housing too bad, but some fucking middle easterns are in a bad situation and they get a red carpet.
>you'll never blow raspberries on Ritsu's sexy belly
>Mum got inheritance money through from grandma's death
>Persuade her to buy a house rather than blow it all
>She's moving in on Friday to a new build, detached house in the country
And now we play the waiting game
The benefits of being in the EU outweigh the negatives. You dumb kipper.
absolute classic lads, very nice chill music.
hahaha thanks lad i will take that as a complement.
Bet she gets alzheimers and has to sell the house to fund her care home.
That's what happened to my grandparents, robbing government cunts, don't even let you keep a gun anymore to put them out of their misery.
>Just took a fat ogre shit
>Felt asshole rip. Bit of a burning pain.
>Wipe. Bit of blood on TP.
>Hour late, fart.
>Feel asshole rip a little again.
>My Asshole When
Who /wankered wednesday/ here?
The weekend starts tonight.
Might smoke some weed after my dinner. Pretty much never smoke during the day so I'm interested to see how it is. Might go out and do something.
Back at work tomorrow, so gotta enjoy today.
>using a name on an anonymous imageboard isn't enough, I will also write in capitals to make myself more noticeable.
One one hand I feel sorry for you, you must be very forgettable irl, on the other hand at least this way I can filter you.
smoking during the day is pretty shit.
It's nice in a park in the sunshine in summer, or it can be fun sometimes if it's just an ordinary day and you do mundane things like shopping while high, but you end up groggy too early and you waste a lot of the day.
>cheaper than street dealers
You're a retard scared of his own shadow let alone approaching or having contact with anyone who supplies drugs irl
Just fuck off with your shitty gimmick
>when shout anon tries to be kind and helpful he's still a thick useless cunt
darknet run down
1. google TOR browser download and open it
2.type in the TOR address bar http:// nucleuspf3izq7o6 DOT onion
3.find the product you want and find the price
4.purchase bitcoins off localbitcoins and send to your multibit wallet
6.open the sellers page and copy his address and paste it in notepad
7.open gpa and click import and open the notepad file
8.open clipboard on gpa and type your address and who you want to encript it too
9.buy on the product you want and paste the encrypted address into the order form and buy
10.wait a day or two for the post to come
don't just use my link because I could be anyone
use reddit's darknet superlist has all the market links and if you those your less likely to get a phishing site
>just phoned up the place I had the interview at 2 weeks ago to find the status of my application
>told me the team were "in a meeting" and that I should send them an email
Feel like I'm getting mugged off big time.
>don't just use my link because I could be anyone
fucks sake man
>use reddit's darknet superlist has all the market links and if you those your less likely to get a phishing site
i looked on there and didn't understand a thing, and also didnt really end up finding any good links to marketplaces
I USE NUCLEUS PERSONALLY
JUST LOOK FOR NUCLEUS MARKETPLACE ON THE SUPER LIST AND THE LINK WILL BE THE SAME AS MINE BUT I ALWAYS RECOMMEND NEVER TO JUST TAKE SOMEONE WORD WHEN IT COME TO MONEY
it was mostly a series of very unlikely coincidences, anons need to use steam more to do this stuff anyway, much easier to not have information available and build trust and friendship in a very easily distancing way, Skype is horrible.
>you will never find love in britfeel
>no southern twink to plow in maccies toilets
having a moan will not make it better.
I nearly had a gf this time last year. She binned me.
2014 a different girl was always weird with me then started going out with chad. Now she tells me how bad he is while sticking with him.
Feels bad lads.
I live in Brighton, bi slut with little experience
How do I save money? I can't help but save money.
I've been 'saving' to buy a car for the past 8 months and currently have nothing saved for it! I just spend recklessly.
How can I be frugal?
>I'm not racist, I just hate niggers.
>I'm not a slut, I just like having sex with hundreds of people.
>I'm not a cuck, I just like watching other people have sex with my girlfriend.
Anyone remember their gay experiences and experiments as teens? I remember kissing about 17 guys
Work out what you can afford to save every month. Then set up a direct debit from your account to your savings account.
You'll know the date the money will be going from your account to your savings, and budget accordingly.
That's what I do anyway, I just end up seeing the direct debit for my savings as another bill that gets "paid" monthly
never experimented desu, difficult when you don't talk to people or go outside.
When she makes you angry ignore her. Nothing is more satisfying than getting texts and snapchats and simply ignoring them.
They get more frequent too. Got a down shirt snapchat of her in her nighty that made me giggle.
Fuck you man. I'm depressed as fuck and I drag myself to work still.
If there is one thing I hold onto, is enough integrity to not be a fucking sponger.
(I'll happily admit I'm a fucking post-grad loser, but at least I tried to be successful and somewhat functional, even if the odds were stacked heavily against me from the start)
I hope they drag people like you back to work kicking and screaming.
Then I can watch you struggling to cope, crying silent tears, from inside my head, my body continuing to work on auto-pilot.
I mean, that's a best case scenario.
By that point I'd likely not even notice you are there as I'd probably be staring into the void, and suckling on my own venom, wishing of deaths sweet release as I hear another old lady prattle on about some pointless shit I don't give a remote fuck about.
Something about her fucking cats for the 50th time this week, whilst some old cunt nearby is also making the same tired fucking joke he made the same time last week that makes me want to tear my own fucking ear offs and stuff them into his fat trap.
Oh yes. You too will live as I live.
Will you be able to outrace me to the nearest telephone pole and wrestle the rope from my hands, anon?
You best use that spare time to start lifting.
I just spend it on stuff I don't need. Shoes, clothes, gadgets, drugs, virtual shit, etc
I only pay around 500 bong a month in bills leaving me with 1500 bong and I always spend it.....