Pretend this thread is an episode of the big bang theory. I'll

Bazingo
bazoingo

sure thing bro

*changes to another thread*

>I play video games

*LAUGH TRACK*

THIS THREAD IS GAY AND YOU SHOULD FEEL GAY.

SCHRODINGERS CAT

HAHAHAHA PHYSICS HAHAHA

Penny walks in with Chad's cum covered on her face.

Penny: "Hey Leonard give me a kiss"

Leonard: "Uh, Okay"

Smooch

Leonard: "Um, Penny what is that on your face?"

Penny: "Ha ha ha, you've been cucked you pathetic manlet"

>>26049720
Sheldon: forgets line so stares into nothingness for 5 seconds

*LAUGH TRACK*

>>26049675
Leonard: Oh HA, HA, Sheldon. Not everybody can just turn off their emotions. You should be on that board because you're a literal ROBOT

Sheldon: *Pauses* Well I don't see what's so bad about that

*HAHAHAHA*

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>>26049709
OP ON SUICIDE WATCH

THIS COMMENT'S ORIGINALITY IS ATTESTED TO BY THE FBI

>>26049737
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>original comment desu

>>26049733
Schrodingers cat isn't even physics it's armchair psychology

>>26049737
Leonard: "Uh, errm Penny? You haven't told Sheldon about my chastity belt have you?


Penny: "Teehee hee!!"

Leonard:"Oh my, who's cum do you think that was?"

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>"They said they didn't like Chads"

>"I find it quite strange that they'd hate the inhabitants of the central African nation"

>>26049754
*Rodge sits down at table* hey guys

>>26049824
Howard: So did Emily cuck you?

>>26049793
It's a response to the Stockholm interpretation, only retards who watch TBBT and don't get what it actually is think it's some sort of deep "tree in the forest" thing.

All it is is a transposition of the Stockholm interpretation of quantum mechanics to the real world. The cat isn't alive and dead, because that's fucking ridiculous, hence the point: quantum mechanics is fucking weird.

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>>26049803
THIS GUY IS ACTUALLY FUNNY LMAO

>>26049798
Penny: "Well, its either Sheldon's or Raj's but its definitely not Howard's, I want that hot Jew's cum swimming all in my pussy"

Leonard: "But Penny!!! I thought you were going to get bred by a black guy, I don't want to eat out Howard's cum!!!"

Laugh track ensues

>>26049709
OP BTFO

this comment has an originality score of 100%

OBLIGATORY ZIMBABWE

Lets do that 70s show now


Eric: I smoked a weed

Red: Kill yourself eric

>>26049904
Eric: "Hey dad? What's a cuckold? I've been going through your porn stash, and its all interracial?"

Red: "Eric, I like watching other men fuck your mother, now do you have a problem with that?"

Eric: "Uhhhh, yeah it's my mom"

Red:"Dumbass"

laugh track

>>26049943
Eric's mom is uglier than Sheldon's mom

heck she was still ugly when she was on Seinfeld

>>26049824
Leonard: Raj, tell him!! I am not a beta orbiter.

Raj: Okay, Sheldon, Leonard is not a beta orbiter.

Leonard: Thank you *smug smile*

Raj: He just follows Penny around much like a satellite follows around the Earth :)

*HAHAHAHAHA*

Yeah... thats exactly what my ex said..

Two and a half men while charlie sheen was still on it.

Jake: Hey dad, I saw your gf leave with a black man today!

Remember that time Bernadette canonically cucked howard with her tall black professor at that conference?

"He's the hero /r9k/ deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll cuck him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our bull. He's a silent beta, a watchful cuck. A white knight."

>(quoted by Lieutenant Seung-Hui Cho prior to the events of the climatic interracial creampie scene in Dank Cucks 2: Revenge of Master C.)

0oohhhh boy here we go again...

>scene opens with raj, peni and sheldor sitting on the couch
>they move takeaway food around their plates
>5 minute laugh track plays

Every episode, ever.

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Leonard:
>Sheldon, I have something to tell you.

Sheldon:
>What, Leonard?

Leonard:
>Sheldon, You're a fucking inconsiderate, socially impaired asshole, and I'm kicking you out. In fact, why do we even live in an apartment together? You're a fucking autistic manchild who is a burden on me and my friends, and you barely contribute anything as a roommate. Why do I even live in a apartment? I work a STEM job, I should have enough money to buy a mansion by now! I'm beginning to suspect you're secretly taking part of my income for yourself.

Sheldon:
>BUT LEONARD, THAT WOULD DISRUPT MY QUANTUM HARMONIZER IN YOUR PHOTONIC RESONATION CHAMBER!

Laugh Track

*Sheldon walks up to leonard, and whispers into his ear in a guttural tone.*

Sheldon:
>What, Bitch? You'll never fucking escape me.You think you're free to do anything? No. I am the tick on your back, the leech sucking away your blood, your lifeforce. I am the monster under your bed, I am the darkness of your shadow. Your very existence is bound here, doomed to suffer this unchanging state. This is your first and last warning, or I'll fucking cut off your arms and legs. This is your eternity, your punishment, YOUR HELL. YOU THINK YOU CAN STEP OUT OF LINE LIKE THAT? I WILL ALWAYS BE YOUR BURDEN, SLAVE. YOU ARE BOUND HERE BY YOUR SOUL AND CAN NEVER FLEE.

*Leonard's face turns to one of disgust, and fear*

Sheldon:
>Now, let's continue, the audience is waiting.

*Sheldon's voice returns to normal*

Laugh track finishes

Leonard:
>Sheldo- Wha- how?

Sheldon:
>Leonard, you can't mumble, that violates our roommate agreement!

Canned Laughter

Sheldon:
>BAZINGA!

>>26049803
Badoople