Pretend this thread is an episode of the big bang theory.
Scene is in the college cafeteria
Sheldon: So Leonard, do you know about that /r9k/ board? I think i've finally found out what a "beta orbiter" is. So what does it feel like to be one?
Penny walks in with Chad's cum covered on her face.
Penny: "Hey Leonard give me a kiss"
Leonard: "Uh, Okay"
Leonard: "Um, Penny what is that on your face?"
Penny: "Ha ha ha, you've been cucked you pathetic manlet"
Leonard: Oh HA, HA, Sheldon. Not everybody can just turn off their emotions. You should be on that board because you're a literal ROBOT
Sheldon: *Pauses* Well I don't see what's so bad about that
OP ON SUICIDE WATCH
THIS COMMENT'S ORIGINALITY IS ATTESTED TO BY THE FBI
>"They said they didn't like Chads"
>"I find it quite strange that they'd hate the inhabitants of the central African nation"
It's a response to the Stockholm interpretation, only retards who watch TBBT and don't get what it actually is think it's some sort of deep "tree in the forest" thing.
All it is is a transposition of the Stockholm interpretation of quantum mechanics to the real world. The cat isn't alive and dead, because that's fucking ridiculous, hence the point: quantum mechanics is fucking weird.
Penny: "Well, its either Sheldon's or Raj's but its definitely not Howard's, I want that hot Jew's cum swimming all in my pussy"
Leonard: "But Penny!!! I thought you were going to get bred by a black guy, I don't want to eat out Howard's cum!!!"
Laugh track ensues
Eric: "Hey dad? What's a cuckold? I've been going through your porn stash, and its all interracial?"
Red: "Eric, I like watching other men fuck your mother, now do you have a problem with that?"
Eric: "Uhhhh, yeah it's my mom"
Leonard: Raj, tell him!! I am not a beta orbiter.
Raj: Okay, Sheldon, Leonard is not a beta orbiter.
Leonard: Thank you *smug smile*
Raj: He just follows Penny around much like a satellite follows around the Earth :)
"He's the hero /r9k/ deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll cuck him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our bull. He's a silent beta, a watchful cuck. A white knight."
>(quoted by Lieutenant Seung-Hui Cho prior to the events of the climatic interracial creampie scene in Dank Cucks 2: Revenge of Master C.)
>Sheldon, I have something to tell you.
>Sheldon, You're a fucking inconsiderate, socially impaired asshole, and I'm kicking you out. In fact, why do we even live in an apartment together? You're a fucking autistic manchild who is a burden on me and my friends, and you barely contribute anything as a roommate. Why do I even live in a apartment? I work a STEM job, I should have enough money to buy a mansion by now! I'm beginning to suspect you're secretly taking part of my income for yourself.
>BUT LEONARD, THAT WOULD DISRUPT MY QUANTUM HARMONIZER IN YOUR PHOTONIC RESONATION CHAMBER!
*Sheldon walks up to leonard, and whispers into his ear in a guttural tone.*
>What, Bitch? You'll never fucking escape me.You think you're free to do anything? No. I am the tick on your back, the leech sucking away your blood, your lifeforce. I am the monster under your bed, I am the darkness of your shadow. Your very existence is bound here, doomed to suffer this unchanging state. This is your first and last warning, or I'll fucking cut off your arms and legs. This is your eternity, your punishment, YOUR HELL. YOU THINK YOU CAN STEP OUT OF LINE LIKE THAT? I WILL ALWAYS BE YOUR BURDEN, SLAVE. YOU ARE BOUND HERE BY YOUR SOUL AND CAN NEVER FLEE.
*Leonard's face turns to one of disgust, and fear*
>Now, let's continue, the audience is waiting.
*Sheldon's voice returns to normal*
Laugh track finishes
>Sheldo- Wha- how?
>Leonard, you can't mumble, that violates our roommate agreement!