>What's the matter, anon? >You look like wanna

sure why not the girl isn't ugly

D-do you...?

How does one even kiss? Is it just touching of the lips?

Normie lurkers help please

Kissing is for normies
Walk on back over to reddit

I'm too old for this shit, bye /r9k/...have a good life and stay in school.

Not really. I honestly just want to get home.

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>>26049776
You don't own this board, you virgin faggot.

>>26049765
I just fucking had my first kiss (at 25 years old) I thought it would be easy but i honestly still don't know what the FUCK happened. The girl I kissed lost interest because she could tell I didnt know what I was doing

>>26049796
What is this picture exactly? I'm very confused.

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>>26050228
Of course you are.

It's called "SEX" you virgin.

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>>26049633
GET LOST METAL MOUTH, I DON'T DIG NERDS

>>26049633
Chwalick?

>>26049633
I would probably kiss her, and maybe bang her if things are heated enough.

This is a dumb thread.

>>26050262
pretty gross desu

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A girl almost identical to this liked me in high school but I told her no because I was too afraid. I really liked her too. I've been alone ever since. Life is suffering my roboto friends

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>"I do"
>I lean in for a kiss
>She graciously accepts my warm embrace
>I hold her tightly and feel her body relax a bit
>We continue making out and I pull her on top of me, straddling my waist
>I begin kissing her neck and hear her breathing heavy
>She smells so good, she's practically radiating
>I run my hands up and down her sides and I slide my tongue in her mouth
>Her mouth accepts it gracefully as she moans and keeps kissing me with vigor
>"a-anon you seem good at this, I don't normally take things so fast" she says
>"It's okay, just follow along. It's natural" I say

Robots will never know this feeling

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>>26050262
Looks like boypussy

>Lean in
>Past mouth, go to ear
>Whisper "I've got you know"
>Teleport behind her
>Cut her into 1000 pieces then cut those into 1000 peaces each
>"Heh, nothin' personnel."
>Ride away on my heelies
She never had a chance

>>26050443
Was about to post almost word for word this, I can kinda understand being a virgim but not even getting one kiss before out of middle school is fucking crazy, its like you guys never even tried in the slightest.

>>26050262
I think that's a boy senpai

Protip bragging about fucking dudes is not the same as bragging about fucking girls

That's a cute butt though, 8/10 would squeeze and possibly insert penis into

>>26051465
Middle school? I mean come on man I know a lot of people that didn't touch a girl until mid way through high school, personally my first kiss was in 9th grade.

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>>26051502
my my what 4chan has done to your little virgin mind.

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>>26050501
>>26051502
That's not a boy, you fucking idiots.

Jesus christ, why was this comment not original?

>Take sharpie
>Draw in eyebrows
>Remove braces with pliers
Then...
>Run away because I'm a literal faggot
>I like the dick

>>26051651
Because this place is a huge proponent of the gay agenda among virgins.
>>26051700
As if on queue

>>26051606
I hit puberty at 12 so I was always trying to talk to girls, lost virginity at 13 to a chick who was one class above mine, had 2 more chicks in highschool then met my ex gf senior year, was with her for 1.5 and we broke up last month. Im by no means a Chad but the minimal effort I put in was almost laughable and still had good results.

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>>26051962
Congrats you are a normie, so am I. We probably are not as ugly as the virgins on this board. We probably wash ourselves better too.
but I bet a lot of the faggots on here were too concerned with getting a 10/10 that they passed up opportunities with 7/10's

>>26052103
Well said mate, I have no clue what drags me to this board but i'll come by every so often, read what all these miserable 20 something guys who havnt even kissed a girl. At that point I cant even make fun of them, its just downright sad.

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>>26052404
I come here for the shitposting
Sometimes I try to give robots advice and it usually doesn't work.
And sometimes I just can't resist the urge to place some hardcore b8.

>>26051651
still unsure if tranny or boy

>>26052511

>literally sees a picture of a vagina
>still confused

>>26052566
4chan.txt

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>>26052511
Man, you are super dumb.

http://www.imagefap.com/photo/1996998787/?pgid=&gid=5293048&page=0&idx=3#22

>>26049633
It's not a good idea.

>>26049633
Go to bed

>but anon its ony 6:30 and youre not my dad

Did I fucking stutter?

>>26051651
That's really fucking disgusting. Looks like a washed up whale.

>>26049633
>tfw this kinda looks like a girl I knew who was literally perfect in every aspect of her being
>Absolutely beautiful in the purest way imaginable
>Very, very smart and sociable
>One of the kindest souls you could ever meet

Sometimes I hear my friend say she wasn't as perfect as she looked and did some bad shit but I never saw it myself and hope dearly it isn't true.

T-thanks for the feels, OP. Time to go cry now.

>>26049633
>SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH I DONT NEED ANYONE! i-im fine, sorry

>>26049633
rebecca robinson?