>What's the matter, anon?
>You look like wanna kiss me...hehe
You don't own this board, you virgin faggot.
I just fucking had my first kiss (at 25 years old) I thought it would be easy but i honestly still don't know what the FUCK happened. The girl I kissed lost interest because she could tell I didnt know what I was doing
Of course you are.
It's called "SEX" you virgin.
A girl almost identical to this liked me in high school but I told her no because I was too afraid. I really liked her too. I've been alone ever since. Life is suffering my roboto friends
>I lean in for a kiss
>She graciously accepts my warm embrace
>I hold her tightly and feel her body relax a bit
>We continue making out and I pull her on top of me, straddling my waist
>I begin kissing her neck and hear her breathing heavy
>She smells so good, she's practically radiating
>I run my hands up and down her sides and I slide my tongue in her mouth
>Her mouth accepts it gracefully as she moans and keeps kissing me with vigor
>"a-anon you seem good at this, I don't normally take things so fast" she says
>"It's okay, just follow along. It's natural" I say
Robots will never know this feeling
>Past mouth, go to ear
>Whisper "I've got you know"
>Teleport behind her
>Cut her into 1000 pieces then cut those into 1000 peaces each
>"Heh, nothin' personnel."
>Ride away on my heelies
She never had a chance
Was about to post almost word for word this, I can kinda understand being a virgim but not even getting one kiss before out of middle school is fucking crazy, its like you guys never even tried in the slightest.
I think that's a boy senpai
Protip bragging about fucking dudes is not the same as bragging about fucking girls
That's a cute butt though, 8/10 would squeeze and possibly insert penis into
my my what 4chan has done to your little virgin mind.
That's not a boy, you fucking idiots.
Jesus christ, why was this comment not original?
I hit puberty at 12 so I was always trying to talk to girls, lost virginity at 13 to a chick who was one class above mine, had 2 more chicks in highschool then met my ex gf senior year, was with her for 1.5 and we broke up last month. Im by no means a Chad but the minimal effort I put in was almost laughable and still had good results.
Congrats you are a normie, so am I. We probably are not as ugly as the virgins on this board. We probably wash ourselves better too.
but I bet a lot of the faggots on here were too concerned with getting a 10/10 that they passed up opportunities with 7/10's
Well said mate, I have no clue what drags me to this board but i'll come by every so often, read what all these miserable 20 something guys who havnt even kissed a girl. At that point I cant even make fun of them, its just downright sad.
I come here for the shitposting
Sometimes I try to give robots advice and it usually doesn't work.
And sometimes I just can't resist the urge to place some hardcore b8.
Man, you are super dumb.
>tfw this kinda looks like a girl I knew who was literally perfect in every aspect of her being
>Absolutely beautiful in the purest way imaginable
>Very, very smart and sociable
>One of the kindest souls you could ever meet
Sometimes I hear my friend say she wasn't as perfect as she looked and did some bad shit but I never saw it myself and hope dearly it isn't true.
T-thanks for the feels, OP. Time to go cry now.