who /mischief/ here? >go into companies >drop USB sticks

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>>26049581
>not filling them with CP

It's almost like you've never exploded a van before.

>>26049581
>go into public toilets
>write my friend's number on the walls
>"call for hot gay sex"
>teehee

I also occasionally just write "bum".

>>26049581
maybe that worked in 2004 but literally every place i've worked in has strict no outside USB devices rule and the IT guys are notified immediately of any device being plugged in.

>>26049658
Sounds like you want to fug him

>>26049581
>grocery shopping
>put items like condoms in other people's baskets/carts
>laugh maniacally

>go to pool
>pee in it
>leave

>Whenever out of town
>If unlikely to ever visit again
>Go into some shop or public building
>Set fire alarm off deliberately

>knock people's doors
>run away

>>26049581
you clearly know nothing about how computer viruses or spyware works.

>Bake cake
>Ice it with toothpaste
>Act hurt when people complain
>Chuckle inside when the people pleasers eat it and pretend to like it

>Take out books from Library
>Never return them

I'm a badass

>drive around the suburbs
>see someone jogging
>roll down my window
>"Dude watch out there's something on your back man!"
>drive away while they squiggle and squirm trying to swipe something off of their back

>drive around the suburbs
>throw eggs at people's parked cars

>get in an elevator with people
>start laughing for no apparent reason
>everyone else looks nervous

>be sick
>sneeze and cough all over my hands
>wipe them on the thing you push to receive paper towel in the bathrooms in buildings so people get germs even after washing their hands

>>26049768

certified /devilish/

>>26049840

Another King.

>>26049962
I have a library related one too, when i was pretty young though.
>Take out book from library
>Write a distressing "help" message on the inside
>Add my parents' landline number
>Forget about it for months
>Eventually get a call about it
>To my relief and amusement it's only a stupid Nancy Drew wannabe, trying to "investigate"
>Parents get super pissed at this girl calling us so much though

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>post dumb b8
>anons actually fall for it

>Lurk near elevator
>Wait til I feel a fart brewing
>Enter crowded elevator
>Let my fart out
>Single out one person
>Look at them in disgust and tut
>Everyone thinks it's them

>>26049581
you got all the lame ones up right now OP

>>26049581
>automatically installs viruses and spyware onto their computers

I call bullshit, this is even patched in windows xp now, why don't you go into more detail as to how you do it?

>walk up to girl
>"I love you"
>run like nauroto

Pure evil.

>go into companies
>write my friend's number on the walls
>laugh maniacally
>leave
>Forget about it for months
>anons actually fall for it
>Single out one person

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>each of my roommates leaves left overs in the fridge
>nibble on bits from from each of the meals, but not enough to be noticeable
>get a good well-rounded tasty snack and sample a smorgasbord of culinary variety

>>26049581
Sometimes I don't seed the shemale torrents I download.

>>26050206

OH LOOK, ITS YOU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_23z9yJAq0

>>26049658
/badboy/

>>26049984
>>be sick
>>sneeze and cough all over my hands
>>wipe them on the thing you push to receive paper towel in the bathrooms in buildings so people get germs even after washing their hands

fuck you youfucking piece of fucking shit bastard

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>Pie in fridge
>Eat around the outside to the middle
>Family can't have any cause my saliva is on that shit

>>26050451
I once thoutgh about adding a little cream to some girls Starbuck's latte that freidnzoned me.

But they probably already know what it tastes like.

>>26050192

Easy

Top Secret File.docx.exe

Works more often than you'd think.

>>26050206
Hot damn, I like it