>$1800 NEETbux come in on friday a toast to the wagecucks

You're welcome, NEETfriend. I sleep better at night knowing that I can spare a few shekels to help you survive!

>1800 shekels

What country?

>>26049120
$1730 here. I have so much leftover money every month it's amazing. I don't even know what to waste my money on these days.

pls explain i want in

>>26049192
US i worked a few years when i was younger and am on ssd and disability for depression, social anxiety, and ptsd. being a wagecuck was far worse than what i have ptsd for

>2500 euro every month for doing nothing at all

why should i even consider getting a job? norway rules

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>tfw just got my groceries

Just need my brother to deliver my weed and I'm set for the week.

>>26049246
not bad. i make 13 dollars an hour at a part time job and that's about how much i make. i don't do anything though, just spend the whole workday browsing 4chan and reading books.

>>26049261
$250 a week + $1100 a month australian here. Studentbux is nice especially when you havent beena student for three years ;^)

>>26049226
> I don't even know what to waste my money on these days.
Buy a 3d printer and sell trinkets you make. Using the money form the trinkets, buy more and more until you have enough. Trademark a company name, and congrats, you have a business! Now you no longer have the guilt of being a burden of society!

this thread give me anxiety..why?

>>26049246
Teach me your ways.

I want autismbux, but I don't want like 700$

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>>26049120
>60k a year where I sit in a lab 35 hours a week shitposting while waiting for things to happen.

>literally 'earning' 86k euro a year for doing nothing

wagecucks btfo

>>26049339
i was a wagecuck for a few years joined the military honestly being a wagecuck is worse than being in iraq

>>26049304
>especially when you havent beena student for three years ;^)
Protip: its a loan

>>26049261

>implying that isn't a pittance in Norway

>>26049470
Protip: not in my country ameripoor

>>26049350
>60k a year
>lying about wagecuck hours
>actually 50 hrs a week and sucuking mr. shekelsteins cock so he can buy another yacht

>>26049511
>Being this mad that I'm working a job that pays way more than your NEETcuckbux
What is a degree in STEM you dumb scum.

>>26049511

>lab
>wagecuck

Holy fuck NEETs are stupid

>>26049537
>M-My job isn't that bad g-guys
>Honestly, it's not like I'm t-trading my time for money or anything :^(
Kill yourself, wagecuck

>>26049561
The NEET salt is real
If only you were smart enough to get a comfy stem degree so you can sit around waiting for chromatography samples to be done.

> tfw living in Eastern Europe
> tfw neetbux is 200 bucks and rent starts at 300

>>26049304
lets be honest here that is shittier than pleb tier welfare in the US. your min wage is 17 AUD. ssd is moore generous in the US

>>26049537
You put in 35 hours a week and get $1200 back
I put in 0 hours a week and get $500 back

Who is really winning?

>>26049561

>being so poor and unimaginative you actually think all employment is tedious, poorly paid slavery

At least you know your place.

>>26049557
if you are making less than $100k USD a year you are a wagecuck

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>>26049580
>>26049620
Keep telling yourself how comfy your life is.

A better goy I cant think of, and nor does mr Shekelstein

>>26049350
>not making shrink rays
wtf m8

>>26049623
Up that to 200-300k actually. It seems you have forgotten about tax and retirement

>tfw claiming 6 kinds of benefits from two different governments
dual nationality rocks. Protip: lie on your dole form

>tfw no neet bux
>tfw no job
I need a job.

>>26049678
Damn dude that's nice, how much do you get in total?

>>26049315
I don't get it, the point would be to make more money? I'm telling you I have more than I need already.

I already benefit society by funneling money from the hands of stupid people (i.e. general populace) into the hands of the companies that produce the things I enjoy.

I'm financially contributing to industries that are a better use of human time and creativity than most endeavors in life.

Without me, that money would have been spent on some stupid shit instead.

>>26049623

Nice goalpost shift, NEETcuck

If you make anything less than double figures per hour and / or you wear a uniform, you're a wage slave.

>>26049637

My life is comfortable. I thoroughly enjoy my career. Stop getting salty and enraged that not everybody is as worthless and unimaginative as you.

>>26049610
I sit in a lab and put in serious work for 12-14 hours a week.
The rest is babysitting my work. I'm winning because I make 4 times what you NEETs make in the same time that you sleep in accomplishing nothing with your time except for unhealthy amounts of sleep.
>>26049623
>>26049637
>W-wagecuck!
I wonder how it feels to have parents who have given up on their children?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrdoynCu6F8

does this trigger ye?

>>26049246
>wagecuckery is worse than PTSD
I agree with this and I'm a wagecuck. I basically know that I'm going to break down, go crazy, become suicidal and homicidal at work every day.

>>26049752
>This is what NEETs look and sound like
Jesus Christ

>>26049745
>I sit in a lab and put in serious work for 12-14 hours a week.
>The rest is babysitting my work
Sounds like a terrible life desu. Like, who are you kidding? Your an unproductive little shit too, redditfag.

>I wonder how it feels to have parents who have given up on their children?
Nice projecting there

>>26049735
>My life is comfortable. I thoroughly enjoy my career.
Ok goy. Enjoy your poverty, working 45 years then dying with no money to pay for your healthcare

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>>26049794
>Your an unproductive little shit too, redditfag.
The NEET calling me unproductive

>>26049752
his voice holy shit this can't be real

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>>26049823
Just because Im neet doesnt mean Im unproductive.

I work out, I code, I take care of my parents, I fix people's pc etc. Stop projecting redditfag.

>>26049794
>Enjoy your poverty, working 45 years then dying with no money to pay for your healthcare

I'm comfortably well off, own my house outright, and am well on my way to an easy retirement.

I'm sorry you're so poor that you're projecting your insecurities about how your life will turn out.

Oh, by the way, healthcare is universal here. I don't need to pay a cent more than the taxes I don't miss from my earnings.

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>>26049823
>he doesn't enjoy fine wine and art
>he has a smaller cock on average than a NEET

>>26049694
$2100 a month plus 500 pounds

>>26049852

>ad hom - the picture

How insecure are you that you have a ready made picture on hand that perfectly illustrates your butthurt and projection?

>>26049711
Well, first of all, you wouldn't have a boss, second, you could do whatever you want.

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>>26049873
>Baby's first few 100k
Sure you might be 'well off' but you will have to wagecuck forever nevertheless. Thanks for paying my cheque.

>>26049914
That isnt my picture, redditfag. It's pretty old too.

>>26049899
Im proud of you

>>26049852
Oh wow. Working out and some hobbies. Really productive life there NEET. I work out myself and my passions are compensated for with more money than you'll ever see.
>R-Reddit!
Is wagecuck not working for you? Whats the next impotent insult you're going to call me?
>>26049889
>Trying to get me to post my dick
I was at the Museum of Fine Arts in the beginning of this month. Lovely collections of ancient art pieces.

>$1300 studentbux on monday
>my first ever large lump sum of money I've ever received
>don't know what to waste it on
>don't know a single thing about investing and am too dumb (and lazy) to learn

>>26049951
>I work out myself and my passions are compensated for with more money than you'll ever see.
This isn't Instagram or Facebook, redditfag. No need to pretend your life is better than it actually is :^)

>>26049983
>No need to pretend your life is better than it actually is :^)
And here come the projections.

>>26049975
>investing
Dont bother. Investing with less than 10k is a meme anyway.

What's even the point of these threads? All it is is
>"LOL BEING UNEMPLOYED IS SUPER GOOD!"
>"NO, HAVING A JOB IS SUPER GOOD!"
>"FUCK YOU WAGEKEK REEEEEE!"
>"OH YEAH, WELL FUCK YOU NEETKEK REEEEEEE!"
>"REEEEEEEEEEE!"
>"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
>"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
>"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

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>>26050003
>N-No you!
I love it how bad redditors are in arguing. It's like their beliefs are never challenged.

>>26050010
Maye I'll fall the for "saving" meme and try to build up 10k

>>26050036
If you're trying to make me mad just because I make a lot more than what you get in NEETbux, its not working.

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>>26049951
truly in denial. i would expect it from a lowly beast.

Americunt here; I once got diagnosed with Asperger's when I was young but nothing was ever really done about it (no meds, special treatment or anything). The psychiatrist was of dubious qualification if you ask me, and whether or not I actually had it, I've come a long way from being the spergy kid I once was.

Is there any hope for me in the NEETbux/autismbux department or am I eventually going to be forced into a life of wagecuckery? Thanks in advance.

>>26050021
top kek that reaction is the point of it

>get neetbux next Wednesday
>half of it is going to rent
JUST

I don't mind funding autistic robot neet bucks as a wage slave. I am just glad that something will be there some day if I show my true power level and depart normal society.

>>26050075
Well I am denying you my dickpix if that's what you're implying.

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>>26050060
Hahaha i dont give a single shit about how many shekels you make. I know what you are giving up to get it.

I've done it myself for a few times and I agree with >>26049405 I'd rather go to war than go back to wagecucking.

Enjoy your measley few 10k's idiot.

>>26050103
Hey now, that's a measly six 10ks with raises every year. Don't insult me here.
>idiot
You keep trying to find something that will bother me. Impressive.

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>tfw when you can buy your waifu new clothes with your wagecuck bucks

>>26050097
Is it really that great to get people on 4chan mad about the same things over and over again, for like a year or two? IIRC these threads started around 2014.

>>26049947
Those bitches would have the smelliest axe wounds.

>>26049947

>implying I can't invest in property and retire early with a reasonable fortune

>implying I said you made that picture

Don't be retarded, nobody thinks you've got a creative or intelligent atom in your body.

God it must be miserable being as poor and stupid as you.

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>>26049711
I didn't know you visited /r9k/, Chris-Chan!

>>26050162
yes it is good every time. you would like it too if you could not be a cuck

>>26050139

>NEETcucks actually thing isolation, rejection and poverty is something worth holding on to.

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>>26050142
>Hey now, that's a measly six 10ks with raises every year.
Pathetic, read my post here >>26049669

>You keep trying to find something that will bother me. Impressive.
I don't give a shit if you find me offensive or not. I'm just giving you the stone cold truth.

We don't have karma here. In a min I will go to sleep and forget about you entirely.

Goodbye, don't forget to put up your alarm at 7:00am

>>26050225
Bye NEET. See you tomorrow in the next thread!

>>26050225

You know an awful lot about reddit and are the only one mentioning it. Are you trying to tell us all something, omeganeet?

>>26050172
>>implying I can't invest in property and retire early with a reasonable fortune
Nah, I am aware some people take pride in frugality and living like a poor nigger in general.

How or why is beyond me. More power (or shekels :^) to you I guess.

>>26050265
>Nah, I am aware some people take pride in frugality and living like a poor nigger in general

A perfect description of your mediocre NEET life - if you can call it a life.

>>26050076
Your chances for autism money will be less likely if Trump wins.

>>26050325
I like Trump but I don't actually want him to be president. Truthfully, all the candidates suck ass.

Anyway, I guess that's good information. Would still love to hear something a little more concrete, though.

I get about the same. Have my own apartment, all the food I can eat, and money left over to go out and do things if I so wish.

I know it isn't the same as earning a shit ton of money, but I enjoy a minimalist lifestyle where I have all the time do what I want.

Granted I had to spend 6 months in a loony bin to get to this stage.

Just bought a new Macbook Pro with my disability back pay. I'm not even disabled!

>>26050455
Yes you are, you bought a Macbook Pro

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>>26050376
It's already difficult to get for most people. I got lucky and managed to get enough medical records for my third try. I've been trying since I was 18 and this is my second year receiving SSI. I only get around 10,000/year. I live very poorly. My cousin who receives SS had to get an attorney and go to court to receive autism money and he has down syndrome. They do a review every 3 to 7 years depending on how your diagnosis goes. The republican party is trying to downsize SS or make it increasingly difficult to get. If you want NEETbux, vote sanders or shillary I guess.

One last thing. It may look better if you have an established work history or are currently working part time.

>>26050494
I've been using OSX for 10 years. I much prefer it to Windows/Linux. El Capitan is amazing

>>26050502
Autismbux isn't worth voting for either of them to me

Good tips though. Doesn't sound promising, might try doing a little work first though just so I can try

>>26050502
>>26050548
Fuck, just noticed the image. I'll read that as well

>>26050513
Dont let the fedoratipping android fags get to you

The only reason they dont buy apple is because they cant afford it. Sour grapes to its finest

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>my face when some neetards who laughed at wage cuck last years are now homeless
>mfw when they no longer have mommy and pops
>mfw they're either dying out of starvation, cold, drug addiction or a combination of the last three

The system works

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>>26049120
>tfw fell for the wagie meme
>tfw can't collect neetbux cus I'm too competent

All of that dosh that I lost working...
Feelsbadman

>>26050592
true. thanks bruv

>>26049120
Lies, ssi you only get a little over 700

>>26050620
Actually mommy and pops are giving me a house. Suck it wageslave.

Anyone telling you they get more than $773 a month is lying to you unless they have a pension.

>>26049120
>Be god tier NEET
>Not a slave to mr Shekelsteen
>Get my monthly NEETbux
>Decide to go to cucky cheese to celebrate the wagies helping me live in the lap of luxury
>Order an EXTRA LARGE cheese pizza with a medium drink
>Tell waiter to hurry with my fucking pizza, and mutter "Fucking wagecuck" under my breath, but loud enough for him to hear
>He sighs and brings me my shit, eat loudly to upset the wagies
>Family sitting nearby seems upset
>Wagecuck dad looks like he's about to ask me to be quiet
>Go up to his wife with a mouth full of zesty sauce and cheese, ask her if she wants to ditch her cucklord husband fag and get with a FREE man
>She looks disgusted and scared, husband stands up
>His ugly, jew-forced labor muscles scare me, so I dart away
>He's chasing me, so I throw my PSP at him
>It bounces off his hardened, kike-slave body like it was made of paper
>Know that his stupid, faggot jew brain could never survive cucky cheese's complex ratmaze
>My superior NEET problem solving will make it easy however
>Dive into nearest rathole and crawl like I'm looking up skirts under the table at thanksgiving
>Crawl through the maze, slamming faggot ass wagecuck-spawn aside at every turn
>Emerge on the other side like a graceful gazelle
>Wagecuck waiting for me on the other side
>This wagie must be smarter than I suspected
>Only one solution, my secret weapon
>Take out my pocket knife, WagecucksBane
>Rush forward and stab wagie in the kidney
>He goes down like a ton of bricks
>Shit on his bleeding, unconscious body
>Grab my pizza and run home

>>26051124
Read the thread fag

>>26049120
Lucky man, you get all the money of a $10 an hour job for shitposting

>>26051314
Needs more REEEEEEE

>>26051128
>tfw when my parents bought me my own house

I still work though, I don't want to be an ungrateful parasite. Suck it neetard

>>26049470
In Aus and NZ, if your parents earn under a threshold (or they own a business and work the numbers) you can get an 'allowance' which is basically studybux, no loan, just free money to live off while you're enrolled in a certain amount of papers/credits.

>>26051314
10/10 post

>>26050142
nigga you in a troll thread

>>26049587
The curl of the burl, the way of the world. What country?